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>>507678643
Kinda funny... even if Op is a jew.

>>507678555 (OP)
very savage, I liek

Fake and Gay, just like OP.

Damn when you put it like that it does sound better in north korea

>>507678555 (OP)
not wrong about most things but should she really be talking about someone being pudgy? how do you even get fat in north korea

>>507678555 (OP)
O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
- Robert Burns, To a Louse

>>507678555 (OP)
>pot calling the kettle black
lol lmao

>>507678555 (OP)
my
fucking
sides...

We need a chud award for 2025 for the most hateful chuds of 2025

LMAO

based BEST KOREA

>>507678555 (OP)
kind of wild to me that the us literally pays shills to spam propaganda against their own president kek

>confused and tired sat next to an expensive prostitute

>>507678555 (OP)
Kek

>>507678555 (OP)
>getting roasted by best korea because of a military parade
fake as fuck, but I want to believe

I stand with North Korea

>>507678555 (OP)
How does one watch their news channels?
Serious question.

>>507678555 (OP)
How come best Korea always is so fucking kino? KIM LET ME IN PWEASE

>>507678555 (OP)
She's not wrong, America is a shitshow right now.

>>507679959
you can watch them on youtube

>>507679164
>Still seething beyond lunacy
Yikes and cringepilled.

>>507678555 (OP)
I'm 10000% sure this nice lady could cook me some nice rice food.
My "city" (got city title in year 640 for tax reasons) is small but since 1960 we have partnerships in our schools and have a partner city in best corea and no it's not some Ossi shithole.
It's very North, we exchange many students and learn from each other.
My best friend Thorben was a few times in best corea visited as national friend because his father works for Astrazeneca and they sell media there too so he was a special guest. Was able to go everywhere and not like usual forced in the propaganda walk around their nation. Actually speaking with natives and going rural.
I would not day it's all perfect and all that but I see similarities between best corea and the third reich.

>>507678555 (OP)
Probably fake but I still laughed

Best Korea helps Iran against Israel

>>507678555 (OP)
>he sat next to an expensive prostitute
Man, Melania can't catch a break

>>507680077
Medics*

You can see her humble spirit repudiate the lies she is coerced into performing
"envy of the world" I feel for her.

>>507678555 (OP)
how do you respond to this without sounding mad?

>>507678555 (OP)
Looks like north Korea needs some freedom

>>507678555 (OP)
Name one fake claim in that report.
>pro-tip: you can’t

>>507678555 (OP)
>the inferior leader
fake or not made me kek

>>507678555 (OP)
If only CNN could report like this, I'd actually have some respect for them.

>>507678555 (OP)
Best Korea ragging on us? Dammit bros I don't know how to feel.

>>507680158
Best Korea doesn't leave friends hanging.

>>507678555 (OP)
AT LEAST I HAVE ELECTRICITY AT NIGHT, NIGGERNORKS

>>507678555 (OP)
>many have noted how pudgy and overweight Trump looks
XD
>at a time when Americans struggle for food
OH NO NO

>>507680827
thats so you can spend all night watching them make fun of us.

>>507678555 (OP)
>have not won a war since 1945
But we won in desert storm and Kosovo?

>>507679548
Those aren't words

>the world laughs in their faces

>>507679396
How dare you, great leader is swollen by the love of his people

>>507678555 (OP)
Damn.. America on suicide watch

>>507682083

>>507681223
>w-we could totally kill an American in retaliation, but they just don't have an important non-fictional figure due to their infidel culture
Yeah, whatever you say, buddy.

>>507678555 (OP)
I like her wit and style. This was clever and well done.

>>507678555 (OP)
North Korea is right about never giving up the bomb.

>>507682769
JFK got killed, and Shapiro said who cares who killed him? It was a long time ago, even longer than the Holocaust that happened before

>>507679548
>>507682083
Literally just butchered English you low IQ nigger.
You're a literal black gorilla nigger if you can't recognize gie as give, ithers as others, oursels as ourselves, and so on.

>>507678555 (OP)
Nicely summarised, also totally accurate. I like this kind of reporting! Wish they were on cable.

>>507678555 (OP)
>by shining their best tanks and guns
>literally a car from the 1920s

You Koreans must be having a good time right now.

Because right now in the west we are surrounded by invisible aliens and ufos that hover over our houses at night.

>>507682528
>For God sae luved the warld at he gíed his ae an ane Son, at ilkane at belíeves in him mayna perish but hae eternal life.
If this is a 'languge', then so is ebonics.

>>507678555 (OP)
>not a single word was wrong
damn i was ready to cry propaganda but she just reported the honest news

>>507678555 (OP)

>>507682769
>>507681223
>how can we demoralize their people when they are already demoralized 99% of the time?

>>507682348
who?

>>507678555 (OP)
Why does North Korea have so much better military parades? Is it because of superior genetics? Superior nutrition? Superior sex life? Anons, we need answers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NjkcjueR4k

>>507678555 (OP)
i would unironically only consume this news source exclusively if it was easily available. I've never heard a more accurate portrayal of what's going on without any pretense

>>507678555 (OP)

It's kind of sad when North Korea is right on almost everything. We're at the point where actually collapsing and rebuilding society might be a better outcome than what ever the fuck is going on right now, issue is, corporations are already have bigger mercenary armies than the government at this point and if it does collapse, the United States will become a tyrannical terror that makes Stalin and Hitler combined like a Halloween contest. I can't say our own government really is excited for this either because as soon as the private military take over, they will immediately kill the monetary system, collapsing the global economy, kill all government officials and federal agents, state government workers, and anyone who opposes them. Then they will either burn out trying to conqueror the world hurling us into a nuclear dark age in the middle of extreme climate change or fight amongst each other doing pretty much the same thing as some corporations are bigger and wealthier than most countries. I don't even think most of the United States enemies truly comprehend the absolute terror they will unleash if they actually do manage to collapse the United States. The only thing keeping the United States in check is our morales and we can make a rare earth mine really quick with slave labor overnight or foundries overnight, we don't because it's unethical.

We, the North Koreans, and most of the world should be horrified of the United States collapsing, because the don't know what's going to replace it is another level of tyranny they can't even comprehend. You're going to have corporations sending soldiers in to steal peoples organs to keep funding a war simply to make more war for the sake of profit. They don't even care if they win, they will even go to war with themselves if it increases profits.

But listening to North Korea talk shit at us is pretty funny at the moment. It won't be funny when North Korea doesn't even exist in the history book.

>>507680451
>doesn't tolerate political dissent
Swede fags are so fucking retarded it's obscene.

>>507679959
https://kcnawatch.org/korea-central-tv-livestream/
lets watch together

>>507689088
i think they are teaching about sedimentation

>>507688525
Cheer up anon, you sound like you're just joining the party

>>507678555 (OP)
>Expensive prostitute
My fucking sides

>>507678555 (OP)
the footage is taken out of context. the parade was meant to showcase historical uniforms

>>507691008
Was the expensive prostitute taken out of context?

>>507678555 (OP)
It's hilarious how none of what was said is a lie.

>>507681223
>desert storm
if saddam invaded saudi arabia the moment the first ZOGbot landed there, things would have gone very differently
>kosovo
serbian army was unscathed after 3 months of bombing. milosevich backstabbed the front and made a stupid deal the moment he was offered it

>>507678555 (OP)
my lungs have been blown out

>>507678555 (OP)
This is going straight into my best korea folder