Zoomer here. Didn't Trump ban trannies from the military? So if I just say I'm a troon I won't have to go die for Israel, right?

You don't need to troon out to get disqualified from military service, you just need to stand on a scale.

you have to remove your peepee to qualify for exemption

>>507680579 (OP)

>>507680579 (OP)
they are forced to detrans

You are going into a mental asylum. Nobodies fighting for loonies.

Cut that dick off pussy ass nigga or you're going.

>>507680579 (OP)
We don't need you. We have drones now.

>>507680579 (OP)
nope they'll just ship your ass to the el salvador rape dungeon

>>507680579 (OP)
yea but they gonna chop your dick off.

>>507680579 (OP)
You just need to not enlist to not have a chance of dying for Israel.

>>507680720
is 50k really worth dying for?

>>507680579 (OP)
You just have to say you're racist actually.

>>507680579 (OP)
Kek if we go to war everyone's going. Especially now that nobody has kids to care for

>>507680579 (OP)
Tell them you are a hypertroonistic super racist misogynstic pot smoker and close the door

>>507680579 (OP)
No, they said you can say "oh I'm a woman now lol" to get out.
>>507680720
>up to
that's if you're a nuclear engineer that speaks russian, chinese, and farsi
Anyone who gets that already has scholarships and would make way more in the private sector.

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