Thread 507684016

Lemme guess, you need moar.

i'm not even a zoomer and this looks comfy enough for me

>>507684016 (OP)
Ya

>>507684016 (OP)
missing mini bathroom, shower, kitchen, laundry rooms.

where's the rape dungeon

Does it have AC? If so, yeah.

I don't need windows that big

>>507684016 (OP)
I would be happy with this, assuming I own all that land around it too.

>>507684165
>t.

>>507684016 (OP)
Look at here Mr. Gucci Loafers, what, park benches are too good for you?

All I need is one bedroom/one bath and a small living room and I'd be happy. Less house equals more land for me to plant and play with my dog.

>>507684016 (OP)
I would get more space by going to fucking prison. And I would get a toilet

let me guess, you need more?

>>507684016 (OP)
No shower, no toilet.

>>507685987
That entire house only contains a trap door leading to a staircase into a basement. The actual compound is the size of the yard.

>>507684016 (OP)
why is the roof so looped in only one side?

>>507686522
That is exactly how I make my minecraft bases because I cant into architecture

USD 6k for a container home.
You can buy 10 of those and put them into the zoomers garden, rent a few out on Airbnb and have enough Lebensraum for your 4 children.

>>507686422
That yard should suffice, no?

>>507686613
Rain?

Windows too big

>>507684016 (OP)
trailer parks 2.0 are coming.

>>507686461
Ted shed is the gold standard
Who took that picture, though?

>>507684016 (OP)
so one chimping nigger can destroy your entire house with a brick, what a zoomer concept. get the fuck off fortnite and learn to build a real house you absolute goof

>>507686722
40 square meters. Looks a lot bigger than that.

>>507686959
im pretty sure he and his brother built the cabin together, so i imagine his brother did, or he set up a tripod.

>>507686912
>Whaddya mean you gave all our money to Israel?!
>That's just the way she goes

Let me guess, you need more?

You only need like 500sq ft per person with enough land ~1 acre to be sane. I want a large lawn and surround myself with wildflowers so i can picnic and fuck my wife outside without any chance of observation.

>>507686912
>>507687104

>>507687075
Ah yes the brother helped him with the shed. The same brother that sold him out.

>>507684016 (OP)
Yes. I need insulation. A place to shower and store and prepare food. I'd need at least four times as much space as that.

>>507684016 (OP)
where is the shitter?

>>507684016 (OP)
That's big enough for an outdoor sauna and changing room. Peak comfy

>>507687238
>You got any problems with missiles, with Iran, just don't fuckin call me alright

>>507687042
I bet the retards that built it made half the space pre-made bolted down plywood shells just like a camper, except unlike a camper it's never going to move after you place it down which makes all the forced furniture absolutely pointless.

>>507687206
>You only need like 500sq ft per person with enough land ~1 acre to be sane.
I agree, but twice that if you want to have a family.

>>507684016 (OP)
Minimist wet dream for sure

>>507686959
>>507687283
That's not Ted that's Ruby Ridge.

>>507687654
imagine being so confidently wrong.

For me, it's the Saddam cave with gaming room, unironically

>>507687780
I changed timelines again, apparently. Or documentaries use the wrong pictures all the time for Ruby Ridge.

>>507684016 (OP)
I wish Americans can afford to live in a place like that.

>>507688058
Randy Weaver's house was way bigger than Ted's shed, 2 levels plus a couple more sheds

>>507684016 (OP)
Nah, long as it's got plumbing that's fine

i have a small house 600 sq feet it's much bigger than this. i do need more

>>507684016 (OP)
A 40' with a door in one end and a 20' stacked on top for an upstairs bedroom. Installed on concrete foundation with all utilities hooked up. Kitchen, bathroom and livingroom downstairs. Seems pretty good to me. Wouldn't cost much, either. You could have the containers for a song. Install 3/4 inch plywood inside for floor, walls and ceiling. Carpeting, paint... it would be grand. You'd definitely need wired internet to preclude wifi having difficulty penetrating the walls.

>>507689598
>i have a small house 600 sq feet
Is that enough for you?

I can understand someone living like that if they only have a few thousand dollars.
but why would anyone pay a shitload of cash to live in a henhouse.
are things that bad in the west?

>>507686508
Just get a gym membership, bro

>>507684016 (OP)
I wouldn't even want this as a shed

>>507687387
in the corner and its a hole

>>507684016 (OP)
Does it have Saarlink? I can't be off grid without my datastream.

>>507686912
what would the zoomie equivalent of a hash driveway be?

>>507686461
running water
a toilet that you can flush
a shower
a washing machine
AC
internet
microwave

>>507691766
Delta male confirmed.

>>507684016 (OP)
small is one thing, this is too damn small I aint using an outhouse fuck you

>>507691766
>a toilet you can flush
you can use the shower
>a washing machine
you can use the shower
>AC
you can use the shower
>microwave
you can use the internet

you can do with a lot less, Anon. if winter comes to your zoombox, you can put on a jacket and stand by the internet

>>507684016 (OP)
Some utilities would be nice. Also huge windows look uncomfortable.

>>507692159
I'm sure that you can move to the jungle and live in a mud hut, too.

>>507692174
they have big windows to trick you into thinking that there is more space.

>>507686613
ain't you the builder?

>>507688046
for me it's Osama's goon cave complete with library of hardcore gay porn

>>507692405
*pushes him with a newspaper*
C'mon I'm breakin ya bawls!

>>507692274
I can't. I'm an American, and the (((landlord association))) won't let me live anywhere that I can't be humiliated 24/7.

>>507692174
The big windows are to let other gays find you more easily. Also, anyone seen fapping will be branded with a scarlet letter "I" and cast out of the Garden of Zoomin

>>507692590
surely you can move to south america

>>507684016 (OP)
I'm planning to build something like that and have my studio in. Very comfy with a nice commute of 30 seconds.

>>507686722
I actually like those, gives that mass effect sci fi feel. Would be perfect as student housing.

>>507684016 (OP)
No but a 24 square foot apartment in Zagreb costs 120k jewros. I wish i could by some small house for shit all.

>>507695272
Zagreb is grim
Zogbots patrolling on foot ready to take out any yank tourists who shart in public porto-potties that are everywhere after the earthquake
Should get an apartment in the castle of Dubrovnik

>>507695657
Or in the city walls of Split
Nigga.

>>507684016 (OP)
>you need moar.

>>507684016 (OP)
Not really. I just don't want to pay $400,000 on a 30-year mortgage for that.

>>507684016 (OP)
If I owned the land it stood own with no property taxes and could make improvements without government approval, then yes of course that would be paradise.

>>507684016 (OP)
>Building a shed on your own property
Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

>>507696751
The white roasties at the HOA?
they said no
https://americanstasi.com/
And then they repeated it
Over and over
In my head
Based jooz killing whites

>>507684016 (OP)
>Great Reset
Eat the bugs.
Live in the pod.
Have no privacy.
Own nothing.
Be happy.

>>507684016 (OP)
How do you have sex in that thing?

>>507697244
They can track you using something that is like heat signature tracking. It’s more accurate than GPS. Every individual in the world has a specific heat signature that is unique to them.

They also have a live view of your vision, brain video, and brain audio (your mental chatter).

>>507686722
Looks kinda comfy, plumbing and water though? My rent is only like 6k a year but I'd be down for one of these kek, a man doesn't need much

>>507687161
If it was all hot chicks I would be down. But I have a feeling it's all weird smelly dudes.

>>507687105
no, you need more?

>>507697410
Ostensibly.

>>507687161
I watched a video about this and they're not even allowed to put a privacy curtain on their bed. The explanation why was fucking bizarre, I think they were worried about people either raping each other or killing themselves behind the curtains.
Liberal utopia.

>>507687161
honestly shame on the government there for allowing this

>>507692159
AAAHHHH HE'S THE MAD SHITTTER THAT KEEPS SHITTING IN ALL THE SHOWERS!!! are you so fat you can't sit on and use a normal toilet?? you need to put the fork down, anon.

>>507684016 (OP)
different approach, same energy.

>>507691699
fentanyl phone covers?
>WAIT RICKY DONT ANSWER THE FACKIN PHONE IT’S COATED IN-
>RICKY?
>RICKY?! JULIAN GET THE NALOXONE!

>>507684016 (OP)
Lemme guess, you need moar.