Thread 507699776

We all know nothing will happen. Everyone saying shit is going to happen when nothing ever happens

>>507699776 (OP)
Singles and all happenings are cancelled forever

>>507699776 (OP)
neh.

>>507699954
Can not cancel something which would never have happened in the first place

it seemed like something was about to happen, but then ultimately nothing happened like it always does

>>507699776 (OP)
I'm a NEHchud myself but this time it's different, I can feel it..

CHUDLEY ALWAYS WINS.

>>507699776 (OP)
reporting in

>>507699776 (OP)
Need more rings for this nigga

i never doubted

>>507699776 (OP)
Chud won from the start. He was programmed to be hated. So eventually all of those people who were programmed to hate him will come to terms with how he was right about everything.

>>507699776 (OP)
Happeningjaks are stuck in a vicious cycle:
>news
>ITS HAPPENING
>Nothing happens
>new new
>repeat
This is the happening samara. The only way out is the enlightenment of N.E.H.
After reaching N.E.H. some Chuddhas out of the kindness of their hearts decide to stick around and attempt to save people from the happening samsara by teaching the noble path of N.E.H. Those Chuddhas become Chudhisattvas.

>>507700999
Honestly they are degrading
>nothing happens
>ITS HAPPENING
>no it’s not bro
>ITS HAPPENING YOUR JUST A KIKE PRETENDING ITS NOT
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT TELLS ME SO

Poor poor mother fuckers

Digits and bigly happening mass casualty tomorrow

I have told you Chuds every single day to get the hell away from /pol/

I told you in 2017.
I told you in 2021.
I'm telling you again in 2025.
What you believe about the future direction the world is heading isn't important at the moment because there's a cost benefit analysis to it.
Think of it this way - if there was something to truly happen where it might look like it's really happening then you'll see it because you're autistic schizos who spend their entire life following this jewish circus. So there's no FOMO here. That hallowed Nuclear Holocaust, Micronova or Total Kike Death will never happen, you will see it long before anyone else so you can just take a long time off.
We love to shitpost and schizopost on /pol/ but this Israel stuff isn't a game changer nor is it some big happening. They are going to waste your time yet again with a nothingburger.
There's literally no reason at all to come to /pol/. You'll see the happenings written on the wall long before anyone so you won't miss the big circus if it were to come, you are gambling that the Israel-Iran nonsense will drastically change society because the vast majority of their evidences comes from shills and glowniggers themselves bragging on /x/ and /pol/, and you took the bait on these narratives because your life has no intrinsic value without the contrived jewish circus. There's no reason for globohomo to take a chance and spoil their plans.
Seriously, this is the season of goodwill so I've reverted from the usual shitposting to try and cut through the propaganda and reach those who are still holding out for hope of a happening or miracle. It's not real. You are throwing away your time and opportunity. Stop being a laughing stock. Get away from this board now and live your life, and if you see some big happening approaching then you have loads of time to enjoy your globohomo psyops here and /x/ shitposting with other anons. But you never will because you are here forever

>>507702239
Pretty much this, but also fuck /pol/ is near on useable between chicken little retards and obvious shills

>>507699776 (OP)
>nothing happening
>shill and retards screeching intensifies anyway
I sleep.

>I can make something happen
no you cant

>>507699776 (OP)
All in.

WAR WAR WAR WAR

>>507699776 (OP)
Fellow chuds i just shorted the happening stocks. When will the next big nothingburger happen?