If like me you have delusions of grandeur, you should unironically consider the draft.
>Exposed to how military operates
>Given weapons, movement, and evasion training.
>Get to say you are a veteran

I don't blame you for not wanting to be a body to throw into some kike-operated meat grinder but nobody ever looked up to a draft-dodger, certainly nobody worth being looked up to by anyhow. Win or lose it is better to be a veteran. If you win you are seen as a strong warrior who did his part, if you lose you are seen as a survivor with just cause to hate the status-quo that forced you and your fellow countrymen into a pointless conflict.

shalom

I'm not intending to dodge. If they try to draft me and they decide I'm fit for the job, then fuck it. I've lived a privileged life.

>>507704443 (OP)
i actually did get really interested into the military after Russia invaded, but i turned 30 on the exact day Russia invaded, so i'm too ld to serve
oh well, maybe in my next incarnation.
I'm a scientist so that's ok but i'm honestly looking for a career change

Glowniggers are really trying to push the narrative as of lately. Not a good sign for the burgers.

>>507704443 (OP)
>nobody ever looked up to a draft-dodger

...and? Who the fuck cares?

>>507704443 (OP)
desu tempted to join the reserves, live a normalish life, and try to climb the ranks a little so when shit really kicks off at least I'll come into it with a couple extra stripes

>>507704443 (OP)
>but nobody ever looked up to a draft-dodger
One got elected president of the united states twice

>>507704443 (OP)
Seriously consider my shaft

>>507704443 (OP)
I m way too old for that, consider dying for isreal.

>>507704700
your country is directly on the front lines on the nato/russian warfront. youre going.

>>507704673
goodest of goys

>>507704443 (OP)
jude
>>507705095
kek

>>507704443 (OP)
I wish but I'm medically unfit because my parents sectioned me

>>507704673
Baal thanks you for your service

>>507704443 (OP)
>nobody ever looked up to a draft-dodger
77 million people elected a draft-dodger to become President of the United States. More than have voted for or ever will vote for some idiot zogbot who actually went to war.

>>507704443 (OP)
>Die
>Lose limbs
>Suffer for the rest of your life
>Get abused in VA hospital
>Give your life, the most precious thing you have, for jews
Ironic you use Hitler as your pic, what a disgrace.

>>507704443 (OP)
I wouldn't say I was a veteran regardless

>>507705095
And hosted Epstein and Mossad Maxwell at the White House many times

>>507704443 (OP)
You should consider the following while you're at it

>>507705047
I can see the value in it from a self-preservation perspective but being a sapper also has its merits. Reiterates that you are a common man not a well-pampered officer. Works well if you are pushing a "populist" angle.

I fucking hate that term but you get what im trying to say.

>>507704673
buy the Trump phone before you go

>>507704673
I wish I was drafted. I would have loved to fight in world war 1 even if I bled out in a crater at 17

>>507704700
To add to this, the war in Ukraine actually caused a massive frustration for me, because it provides a huge opportunity. Change only really comes after a significant conflict like this, and some of the militias in Ukraine have the ability to evolve into Freikorp-tier forces of political power and spread west.
Makes me feel like a pussy for being on the sideline

Wow you guys are desperate, huh?

>>507704443 (OP)
Military training isn't that high speed and you can easily figure out most things or get trained quickly by all the veterans who will defect. Medical training is more important and even easier to come by, your fire department is probably doing free medical and trauma courses all the time. If not it's all shit easily looked up on youtube, how to treat a gunshot wound etc. For military shit you want to understand suppressive fire, use of cover, and bounding. Those are the basics. It's very basic until you get into building clearing.

>>507704443 (OP)
>Exposed to how military operates
>Given weapons, movement, and evasion training.
>Get to say you are a veteran

None of these outweigh the will to live.

>>507704443 (OP)
>>507705047
You cunts aren’t invited

>>507704443 (OP)
I served in the RAINF and I'll tell you something with certainty... The current generation of Army are 90% 'has beens' 'wannabees' and 'missed outs'

every second word out of the has beens is 'I WENT TO FUCKING IRAQ' followed by a mental episode of them breaking down because someone didn't speak to them with the appropriate reverence

The wannabees are obvious... Miltards who dream of getting everyone killed in the hope someone might engrave their legacy on a fucking wall somewhere

And the missed'outs... Holy fuck cunts if you wanna join the military beware these dogs are like 80% of the upper ranks now .. these are the eternally bitter cunts who were either too to late to enlist by the length of a bee's dick for a major deployment or whom simply never achieved a fucking thing worth recognition, these dogs make it their mission to just fuck with every cunt they come across because rank is the only glory they can flex

So no lads... I do not recommend the army... It's gay as fuck and the chances of you putting up with all the gay shit the mil puts you through and ultimately becoming a missed'out... Is high to certain

>>507705913
I like how they make it seem like “traveling the world” is a huge feat to the Albanian. Lmao even

>>507706258
Worse—he’s Italian so he’s not even white