>Kim Woodburn dead aged 83
https://www.gbnews.com/celebrity/kim-woodburn-dead-celebrity-big-brother-tributes
>Keir Starmer left scrambling after Donald Trump DROPS historic UK-US trade deal
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/keir-starmer-donald-trump-uk-us-trade-deal
>Veteran tells GB News he's 'convinced' the Argentinians will try and claim Falkland Islands
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/video-veteran-convinced-argentinians-will-claim-falkland-islands
>>507708936 (OP)Might have a cheeky tug to rKim to pay my condolences
They're called Malvinas, chud
RIP you-know-whoโs mentor
>i just unfollowed dan wooton
Regular reminder that the police are the enforcement arm of the British government and their assistance in covering up, facilitating and potentially even being part of rape gangs, means they carry the official seal of approval of the government.
>>507709053absolute benders the lot of them
>>507709065fuck off fagflag, you're telling us shit we already know. filtered
>>507709065The government approves of the police?
was just reminded of this girl who tried to tell the truth about brown rapists on the BBC only to be mocked by the brown panelist
https://xcancel.com/RusGarbageHuman/status/1934699612880650631
>>507709128Difficult but I've squeezed out to worse
>>507709053>dan wootonRefresh my memory:
>dan hosts on gbnews>has laurence fox on>laurence said he wouldn't even have sex with some other woman journalist who previously laughed and mocked the male suicide epidemic>laurence gets kicked off gbnews and deplatformed for sexism>dan gets fired for not immediately condemning laurence>starts his own youtube channel or something where he just seethes at gbnews 24/7Did I miss anything?
https://xcancel.com/AscendedYield/status/1934752926368493881#m
>Brazilian fugitives wanted for murder and child rape are given right to live in Britain
>This is fucking insane
For all defence reviews out now we're allowing random murders to work with kids, unserious
>Did the UK become the modern age Australia or something with all these fucking criminals?
>Yes. If you believe, as the British State does down to its bones, that other countries are guilty of "human rights abuses" then it follows logically that we should be the deliverers of those countries' targets. That's why the scum of the earth end up here.
>>507709290I don't know lad I thought Wooton was still on gbnews, I tend to get my news from brit/pol and x these days
>mfw british slag calls me a cute gypsy
>>507709255>audience outrageThis is why I can't watch any of these kinds of shows
Audience is always 100% leftists
Remember when they couldn't find a single Tory voter in the audience, one week after the 2019 election (where the Tories got 44% of the vote btw)?
>>507709255And the name of that show?
>>507709255>I think we can all agree that rape is totally unacceptable Stunning and brave, in awe at the BBC's commitment to British values
>>507709255and yes, this subhuman is Pakistani.
he should be joining all the rapists on the first deportation flight back home.
>>507709437What's up brother
A problem shared is a problem harved
>>507709245Yeah, hence why it was a reminder dumb shitter.
>>507709254They recruit, train, pay, arm and give orders to them enough to suggest they do.
>More importantly, we need to ensure that more young people are now caught up in this type of abuse in the future
Well can't blame him for wanting to keep his job
>>507709594why doesn't this guy do DIY SOS anymore?
>>507709290He also took a professional photographer to take multiple shots of him laying flowers for the queen and looking thoughtful outside Buckingham Palace.
Plus is a litteral faggot who got his start by being a catty bitch for gossip magazines.
>>507709547See, I'm still mixed on that. Simply deporting them isn't enough. There must be retribution.
>>507709594Wasn't this the "white EDL fascists have attacked and dissolved a family of Muslim orphans in acid and are planning to launch EDL Nazi terror far right attacks on immigrants and immigration lawyers!!!! lol not really" guy
>>507709777He already said he was a host on GB News
https://wikifeet.com/Kim_Woodburn
>>507709562>Harv Price>Son of a nigger and a jewPottery
>>507709567Well thanks for stating the obvious, fuckwit.
>>507709594Quite the fucking typo given there.
>>507709290>>507709350Haven't watched GBnews since 2021? It got destroyed by the Ofcom rules, I'd say it sits around being as useful as a BBC-lite, shit is frustrating because instead of being an alternative to BBC it is virtually bullied into compliance by Ofcom anyway, making it useless outside of occasionally being a platform for Faraj and the occasional Conservative to speak his views, otherwise you have to bite your tongue any time that Butterworth appears, true ragebait.
>>507709594>NowThat's an unfortunate typo.
Or maybe not a typo at all.
>>507709255>only to be mocked by the brown panelistand the white audience
i bet the reddit types are in denial today
>>507709943Again, a reminder is of the obvious Aftab, you losing your shit because it's finally time for you to fuck off home or something?
>>507709701I do agree, but ideally they will be imprisoned in Pakistan.
well ideally we'd actually snip their balls off, but that's never gonna happen unfortunately.
>>507710056White leftists are truly despicable
Worse than niggers, jews, and pakis combined
>>507710103Bring back hanging
>>507710108anyone who sided with the muzzies should be deported along with them. I can't stand it when whites turns against whites to protect some shitskins despite all odds that the shitskin is in the wrong
>>507709965Ever since Israel started flattening Gaza, Butterworth rolled back on most of his extreme leftie shit. His usual gay audience are all pro-palestine, and he loves attending buttmitzvah too much.
>>507710025Given how hes a kike, and jews have a predisposition for 'accidental typos', its not surprising.
>"I only liked him when I found out he was a pedo"
>>507708936 (OP)The new MI6 leader is a jew.
>>507710209And the fact that GB News are incredibly kosher and he didn't want to get sacked
>>507710263We know that mate.
>>507710056at least the guy in the middle had some balls
self loathing whites are the most pathetic of all in this
>>507710468Be interesting to do a "where are they now" for the panelists 11 years later and any public statements they've made about the issue since
>>507709342These are the Whites they tell us make up most of the group based child rapes
>>507710468>that panelWas it the usual "4 leftists and 1 right-winger"?
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>labour MP says the d word
How will nige counter this
>>507710570Nandy is currently spitting over the opposition in the front bench.
It seems people with a speech impediment always have the letter they have problems with in their name. Itโs like some sort of curse.
>>507710056it's always interesting to see the cognitive dissonance engage with the redditors, though i don't expose myself to that website, it's nice to know it's happening regardless of whether it's observed
>>507710468Lisa Nandy on the right?
She covered it up too. They were all stooges.
The more that comes out, the more it's obvious it's been a massive cover-up. No wonder Labour are shitting it. If a truly open and transparent report comes out they are going to be directly implicated, no doubt. It goes all the way up the chain. They've all headed constiuencies where it's happened and would have had a hand in covering it up. There will be evidence of it, that's why they wanted it shut down.
We can't let them cover it up again. This new inquiry is now their effort to do that. They all have to be held responsible for what they've done or there is going to be a civil war.
>>507710868clean it up wagie
I find it hard to believe they didn't track the ethnicity of people. Anyone who has had any dealings with an agency of the state will no doubt remember having to fill out stuff like
>>507710799
>Have type O- blood
>Feel compelled to donate because I see article about how NHS is running low on O-
>Civic duty and all that
>Donate
>Fucks my gains for a week as can't train too hard
>Get text today
>"Thanks for donating, your donation has been given to Leicester hospital
You're welcome, Mohammed!
I'm not bothering to donate again.
>>507711081filling out forms is haram
>>507710961>getting heightmogged by a jewembarrassing
>>507711120Some BAME is delivering KFC using your blood right now. How does that make you feel?
>>507711161They're all jews
>>507711120>type O-cor based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ3aiM8K6D0
>>507711081I think that was literally part of the coverup and somehow the sick bastards are trying to spin it as a win against far right conspiracy theorists.
You lads packed your bags yet?
>>507711081From the earlier thread:
If you were trying to cover up the race and ethnic profile of a prolific ethnic groups crimes, the first thing you'd do is either not record the ethnicity, or record it incorrectly knowing you'd have plausible deniability. 70% not recorded. The ones that were recorded as White other or British.
>>507711342What for? Am not going anywhere.
>>507710848Tapptriots standing back, and standing by.
Reform's unPrEPed Bull was on GB News trying to make excuses about his immigration comments
>>507710961Ed has definitely seen things.
He looks like he has just been dry bum fucked.
Mad how world tension has gone through the roof. If it was like the hearts of iron world tension I'd say we're at least 40% there.
>>507711081Most of the wogs in hotels conveniently lost their papers or use fake ones. Not saying you're wrong, and also it should be later possible to deduce where these gimmegrants come from when they start sending money abroad or disappearing abroad for a holiday in their supposed "war-zone" they're fleeing.
It's outstanding they've gotten away with it so flagrantly for so long.
>>507710961Mr Pink doesn't tip because society says he has to.
>>507711450He's always looked like that
>>507711474>gimmegrantsnice
>>507711127It happens on the other side of the counter too. Firms and organisations collect that stuff by default.
>>507711120>civic duty>2025lol, lmao, retard
Anyone has such shits before? I've done 10 so far today I'd estimate. Arsehole stings from wiping. Glad I'm no femboy bottom or my ring piece would be unusable.
>>507711474Good thing we'll all be forced to have digital IDs and bank accounts soon all linked to some giant excel spreadsheet init. To protect the kiddiewinks or something.
>>507711596Get some wetwipes and stop eating salads.
>when keir starmer speaks the world listens
>>507711450Dysgenic jew is dysgenic
>>507711474>It's outstanding they've gotten away with it so flagrantly for so long.Not when you consider that the 200 year plan of the (((british union))) is to subjugate, humiliate and punish the English.
Also slightly triggered by the use of gotten which isn't an English word but an Americanism. The past tense of get is got.
>>507711654Excel has a max row limit of 1,048,576.
>>507711654I need to move out of this shithole
>>507711596Mate you probably have arsecancer. I'd go get checked by a BAME doctor just to be sure.
Seriously though, just go get it checked.
>>507711734worked well enough for track & trace
>>507711342It would be hilarious if Trump sent troops to die on the Iranian coasts and had to deal with numerous military mutinies while California was still chimping out
>>507711749Doctor tomorrow. I would have today but I was still really ill. Should be better tomorrow. Frequency of bile shits has gone down, maybe hourly now.
>>507711120There's no such thing as society anon. Fuck em. Fuck all of em.
>>507711822Think they used mongodb for that
>>507711654It's funny that, they will implement such systems which reveal the truth, much like how the ONS surveys and census data reveals, but if you speak about it or act on it, it's almost as though the information doesn't exist.
>>507711728clearly I have played ut2004 and bf1942 a lot when I was younger.
>>507711535That is one of the worst body shapes Iโve ever seen, sloping shoulders, twig legs and a pot belly.
He needs to add some Dianabol to his diet.
>>507711681>ุจุงุจุง ูุงู ุตุงูุน ุชูู
ุง.
>>507712013>https://theconversation.com/excel-errors-the-uk-government-has-an-embarrassingly-long-history-of-spreadsheet-horror-stories-147606Don't know but excel was mentioned in all the articles.
>>507711684>tfw the stone has its own Wikipedia articlehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EdStone
>>507712041>clearly I have played ut2004 and bf1942I remember playing the everloving shit out of bf 1942 at the time. Good times.
>>507711684>an nhs with time to careHow about an nhs that doesn't cost 1/3 of our gdp and acts as an employment programme for useless women and a visa route to full citizenship for any nigger from the turdworld?
>>507711120>civic duty to this dystopian shitholeyou've my condolences lad
>>507711681it's genuinely impressive how rapidly what little tattered semblance of relevance and stability the UK still had has gone out the fucking window in just a single year of keir bumbling about.
>argentina kvetching about muh falklands>mass riots within fucking weeks of assuming power>another large riot in norfern ireland the week just gone>literally picking up the trash dropped by trump>actual years in prison for being slightly mean to child-raping foreigns>labour absolutely annihilated in council elections and with atrocious confidence score from vooters>another inquiry repeating that, yes pakis are the major force for the rape gangs that are STILL OPERATIONAL, but just think of the poor good wogs whose name is being tarnishedthe list just keeps growing
>>507708936 (OP)An icon. May the Loose Women suffer for their crimes against Kim.
This grooming gang report is basically the Chernobyl moment for the UK government. I don't think the effect will be seen immediately, but in a few years time I think people will just be more brazen with defrauding the state, treating police and social workers like shit, committing tax fraud, etc.
I don't know how much more legitimacy they can afford to burn through.
>>507712223I wonder if it'll get mysteriously blown up like the Georgia guidestones.
East London has fallen
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14813869/Pedestrian-hit-reversing-car-man-arrested-attempted-murder.html
How we doing today Glowspackers?
>>507712449It plays or should play perfectly into Reform's hands; they can rightly point out that the three established parties were all in government while this was going on.
>>507712492Sadly it's already been destroyed.
>>507711450it's hard to imagine anything with less charisma than Gordon Brown, fortunately I don't have to imagine
>>507710263Wrong, dumbfuck. She's a Nazi.
>>507712449>but just think of the poor good wogs whose name is being tarnishedThat there is the cut. Every fucking boomer has a mini list of the good uns that we need to make exceptions for. Constantly kvetching to redefine their defn of british so it accommodates their favourite flavour of brown forrin.
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I have never met a British Monty Python fan.
>mass of chemtrails an clearskies this morning
>now dense clouds, still loads of chemtrails
Dim sun cunts
>>507712517Its okay. There are no humans left in london anyway.
They're still more concerned about racism
>In Rotherham, an investigation into historic cases by the National Crime Agency found that two-thirds of suspects were of Pakistani heritage, despite them accounting for just 4 per cent of the local population.
>The report also examined a dozen major live police operations into grooming gangs and found a 'significant proportion' of suspects are asylum seekers or were born abroad.
>'I think you've got sort of do-gooders that don't really want this to be found because, you know, 'Oh, God, then all the racists are going to be more racist',' she told Sky News.
>'I was following through on a children's file in archive and found the word 'Pakistani' Tippexed out,' she said.
>'I thought whoever did that inadvertently was giving ammunition to the English Defence League that were every week, in and out, campaigning and doing their stuff in that town.
People have been proven right time and time again in not wanting these people in their communities and they're still banging the racism drum. It has nothing to do with racism and everything to do with the foreigners they vouched for and said were just good people looking for a better life being proven to be rapists, murderers and drug dealers.
Will they ever admit defeat because if not they're going to be leaving this country with their precious bames.
>>507711596That is the lining from your intestine, you normally get it from boozing too much.
Eat plenty of insoluble fibre and it will go away, granary bread, seeds, beans etcโฆ
>>507712657>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCem9EZb-YAPolitics was a little bit funnier when he was more prominent.
>>507712768I watched quest for the holy grail on saturday and plan on watching life of brian this coming weekend.
>>507712692There's something that gets missed on the whole remigration rhetoric about "The good ones".
Unless they're willing to explicitly state that this is a white nation, for white people, they're not good. That is the criteria for every non-white in Europe, they're not to have any ethnic nepotistic networks, they're not to organize in any way in their ethnic self interest, they're not to say once as "well I'm a pakistani and I..."
No, they're guests here and if they want to appeal to individualism, and how we can't judge them as a collective, then they'll remain individuals.
And I tell you what, 95% of "the good ones" would immediately fail that criteria. If they're not willing to say this country is white, should remain majority white, and that they're guests there at the discretion of the people whose homeland it actually is (the British), they can fuck off back to their homeland.
>>507712768>oh look. Hes doing a silly walk>and that man is speaking with a high voice>its funny cos we can't articulate why we hate the working class
>>507712879>Will they ever admit defeatThey're on the right side of history lad
>>507709128corr i'am looking at the uncensored pics, there's a few from different angles and one where she bending over and they're swinging. Pretty fucking decent chebs for an old bird, definitely going to crank it to those pics later.
>>507712948>Unless they're willing to explicitly state that this is a white nationThat opportunity was missed probably about 20 years ago matey. We now know for a FACT that Britain was literally built by BAMEs.
>>507712948Im not british; I'm English but i get your sentiment.
>>507712879In the leftist worldview with multiracialism and good feelings we'll head towards a Star Trek utopia, an interracial kumbaya. And all the raped children and murders are just speedbumps on the way to that, the same way the commieshits justified mass murder as they worked towards "true communism". Meanwhile any sign of white identity is Hitler and inevitably leads to the holocaust with a gazillion gassed.
So no, these fuckers will never admit they're wrong. Multicultural leftism is a fucked retard ideology that goes off the rails in a similar fashion to its cousin Marxism. The only solution is to not let these people have any power.
>>507713157@grok is this true
>>507712942I rewatched the Holy Grail a couple of years ago and I wasn't as good as I remember it being when I were younger.
It's just a load of individual 5-10 minute sketch shows chained together.
>>507712768Life of Brian was good.
inb4 Catholic seethe
Fuck off and laugh at the Office then you bunch of faggots.
Monty Python is funny as
>>507713305>It's just a load of individual 5-10 minute sketch shows chained together.Yeah it's called a film. Every film is made of chained together segments, most of them following the same formula.
>>507713157>Alfred the Great?Black.
>Henry VIII?Black.
>Oliver Cromwell?Black.
>Winston Churchill?... he looked Black. But he was White.
>>507711342On my way back to blighty to do so (no)
>>507713305remember showing my babysitter it and being embarrassed when he and his girlfriend didn't laugh once.
Life of Brian is definitely the better movie though. A lot of the rest of the Monty Python slop was pretty bad ngl.
I still don't get why nerds shit and pissed themselves over these films for a good 30 years. "Ni!" was just as brainrot as Chicken Jockey but lasted right until what, Fallout 2?
Everyone itt has had homosexual tendencies at least twice except me
I certainly donโt feel left out
>>507712692they all need to be thrown back into the sea I'm beyond caring about "muh NHS" or whatever drivel they spew. These subhumans are poison.
>>507712879>case of mass, industrial-scale rape and enslavement of English girls>"cor blimey this'll be used by those horrid EDL thugs, can't have that"these ""people"" should be dragged out into the street and killed
>>507709255Cue more seethe about grooming gangs whilst doing absolutley nothing. Seethe for eternity.
>>507713304>I hate fascist Twitter>I hate Nazi Elon Musk>This piece of awkward information is damaging to my political views>Grok is this true?every fucking time
>FBI have found evidence CCP was funding a Biden election scam>GROK IS THIS TRUE?!!!
>>507713484If you dont get Python then it wasnt meant for you. I suppose Billy Connoly was boring and just telling stories too?
>>507713484It could just be oversaturation that ruined it. It was fine when they did it but after the 200 other shows did the same thing, it winds up ruining the original.
>>507713536>these ""people"" should be dragged out into the street and killedWe could put them all through a grinder and use the resulting human paste to fill some pot holes.
>>507713667I was watching them with friends in the early 2010s, on DVD actually. We all noticed at the time the serious drop in quality when you stepped away from those two feature films.
>>507713882Come on then chucklefuck.
What is peak comedy?
>>507713575You're underestimating the power of a collective seethe.
Collective seethe can bring about wars, revolutions and destroy empires. Without the seethe there's no belly for a fight; the one always preceeds the other.
How many times have we seen
>the English won't start shitUntil the English start shit. You underestimate the group you don't understand, prolly because they are forrin to you, as you are to us.
>>507713641The nights who say Ni is a bit shit though, it was great as a kid but is a bit shit.
Red Dwarf still holds up, I think, do does Black Adder. I didnโt used to like the fourth season but now Iโm older it seems to be a lot better. One of the best endings in tv.
>>507709065>potentially even being part of rape gangs>potentiallylol, lmao.
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>>507714153Fair. Nii was just absurdist comedy. Nothing more.
I always found stuff like Milligan and Eric Cook unfunny but like python.
Im sure age has something to do with it because I found Bottom fucking hilarious and it was just immature toilethumour.
>>507714060That one does hit hard
>>507712891I believe people like him exist because of feminism, he's the sort of male females will support because he isn't threatening in any way, he could not survive a male dominated space
>>507714632that paki cunt got off with no charges due to "lack of evidence" or some bullshit
>>507714412I used to like Derek and Clive when I was younger, it was rare to hear people say cunt back then.
All the old stuff is on YouTube, https://youtu.be/elZXkZhcuvM
They even have the Fat Slags snd Sid the Sexist on there.
The Germans like Mr Besn for some reason, they watch it every Christmas.
>>507714802Ah yeah dudley moore
I went off him when I found out he married a Rothschild.
He was funny though no denying.
>>507708936 (OP)First for celebrating 75 years of paki pedo child rape gangs in every town and city in the land.
First for politicians and police covering it up.
First for civil servants in Whitehall preventing journalists from reporting on it.
First for tens of thousands of white british girls raped over and over again.
First for diversity being a strength.
First for 1.3 million invaders in the Boriswave.
>>507714802>The Germans like Mr Besn for some reason, they watch it every Christmas.A lot of German speaking countries watch Dinner for One on new years eve.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n7VI0rC8ZA
M16 thread.
Watch anything about the stabbing or the rapes of whites go unanswered and fall right to the bottom by the fat coward brits
>>507714936oh yea my German flatmate showed me this
>>507708936 (OP)>Kim Woodburnliterally who?
>>507715130Your house is dirty, mate
>>507709255This young woman had to go into hiding after the show as she was getting hate from _white_ men and women.
Turns out everything she said was true.
TLDR; It's the pakis. Since the 1950s.
>Israeli PM suggests killing Iran's supreme leader would end conflict
But if I suggest that Hairy Dave in a dress use the men's loo I'll get sent to prison for a hatecrime.
>>507715274Barbary pirates just moved inland.
>>507714936i lived in Norway for a few years they love Mr Bean and Fawlty towers, they have channels that play reruns of a lot of old British comedy shows
>>507715305I mean the inverse is true if Bibi was removed so he is on shaky ground I feel.
>>507714898> He expressly forbade Rothschild from attending his funeral, however, since at the time his illness became apparent, he was going through a difficult divorce with her, while still sharing a Los Angeles house with her and her previous husband.[28]grim
>>507714936Iโve never heard of that show, weird custom.
The Snowman makes a bit more sense.
>>507713489>pic>receivedcrazy how anywhere else in the world you have to buy a house but in israel the army just steals them for you
>>507715609Forins used to think highly of rcomedy. I think mr bean was infinitely more popular abroad than it ever was here.
>>507715589Peter Cook shared his house with his divorced wife as well, I think she even got a restraining order on him so he couldnโt go into certain sections of the house.
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>eating his words faster than he gobbles idf willy
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>>507715658the fuck taariq gon do?
>>507708936 (OP)ALLO I'M BRI'ISH
>>507715746Itโs complete shit now, something has to be said of the Oxbridge talent. Now any old bum hole can write for the BBC, middle class midwit central. MMC
https://xcancel.com/GBNEWS/status/1934707596176576539#m
>Jet2 flight erupts into chaos as British passenger turned 'feral' after chugging bottle of vodka
Free the mandem
Most of this comedy came from one place though
Footlights Cambridge.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Footlights
From Cook, Pythons all the way to Mitchell and Webb.
Kinda glowed a bit.
>>507715952Fuck the BBC nonces. Haven't given them a penny in almost two decades.
>>507716007Back then they were well respected institutions. Now it's just a DEI hellhole.
>>507715805Post that webm where he denies to accept the reality that most people dont want immigration
>>507716007Mi5 mainly recruit from Cambridge, I did the first year of the engineering tripos. I didnโt like it there so transferred to Leeds.
It is full to the brim of public school arseholes who have never been told no.
>>507715012Behold. The memefag has spoken. I bet you all feel really silly now.
>>507715091Forrins love slapstick. The like benny hill to. Old gen x like sarcasm, that's your black adder for you. Boomers like to mock the things they dislike because they can't articulate their superiority complex, thats monty python and spike milligan. Young xers and old millennials like to parody the ridiculous nature of people and presentation, thats bottom, the day today and Partridge. Young millenials have no sense of humour so its stand up "have you ever noticed" situationals. Gen z like group repetition from what i can make out. Generational strokes for folks.
>>507716304It was more than just the institution it was part of the establisment is my opinion.
>>507715992>He described watching the man consume the vodka, stating: "I'm not lying, he's guzzled it down in about 10 seconds."
>>507716473Yeah that's blindingly obvious.
>>507716253It's your legal and moral obligation to pay your TV licence, anon
>>507716582>actual footage
>>507716007>FootlightsWhy haven't these niggers produced a single new comedian in 20 years?
>>507716648Is it fuck. Why the hell should anyone have to give over their address to buy a TV? I dont have to do that with a computer.
>>507716726Do you not find Richard Ayoade hilarious?
>>507715805that's not what the report says though. it says whites are the "largest category of offenders" which is not the same as being a majority. what a stupid faggot.
>>507716253I used to like Spring watch, but Chris Peckham is an epic arsehole and it put me off.
Theyโve got a few good Clint films on, Where eagles dare etcโฆ
Itโs a scam you canโt watch any live shows without a licence though, I like having the Tour de France on in the background in summer. I find it relaxing.
>>507716726Erm, what about Phil Wang?
Got a flight coming in from Kuwait. Callsign KAF3211
>>507716906Phil Mi Wang is funny. Not Sure about Phil tho.
>>507715130Kim and Aggie how to clean your house, it was a show where they would go round to neets and incels houses and clear out all their piss bottles and do their washing
>>507715992https://www.gbnews.com/news/jet2-flight-erupts-british-passenger-feral-vodka
What if we get starmer to tweet about gamer gate?
>>507717156Is there a video? I'm not turning off me adblocker.
>>507717402I don't think so, just a few images
josh would have loved this sunshine
>>507712879>t has nothing to do with racismBut it has everything to do with racial chauvinism. It is a fear of being seen as racist and a lack of racial chauvinism that caused this whole bloody mess. Racial chauvinism is nothing to be
ashamed off.
>>507717723E's in an better place x
>>507708936 (OP)Rip to kim, though didn't watch big brother, road rules or other reality junk D:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xYypeVVT7i0
>>507716936Got tankers towing jets now coming over.
Its on.
Reminder: If you get delivery food from a place that uses brownoids you are a race traitor. Get off your lard arse and go and get it yourself.
>>507716801Its been said they found incidents of the word Pakistani being Tippex'd out on files. That's how you end up with 60% "unknown ethnicities"
>>507718149corr look at that one spinning in circles over the Med
>>507715805>Small w>Big Aget fucked lying traitors
>>507718164Or you could always cook.
OBL never called me a nigger
>>507718149>>507718322>plane spinning over Gibraltarwhat did they mean by this?
>>507718164O.o; I dun think i've seen that flag before henlo fren!
>>507718322Maybe thats the flight with the feral vodka on it.
>>507716342>post that .webmIs it the one where he's on the One Show? I could've sworn I had it saved.
>>507718164No don't get it at all unless its a White British chippy or pie and mash shop
Or do what I did and buy a rump steak from Co-Op
Might start stocking up on food that has long shelf life, got a family to think about and things aren't looking good
i don't even know what to copy and paste. Read this if you aren't angry enough already
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jun/17/louise-casey-grooming-gangs-culture-warriors-abuse
>>507718980buywholefoodsonline.co.uk
>>507718652They got fighter escorts allegedly.
>>507718980Stock up on fray bentos pies
>>507718592The poor lad, he just wanted to watch Antz and play super mario.
Hate to say it but I'm beginning to think sections of islam is actually quite based. Iran are incredibly courageous and respectable for actually striking pisreal. Looks like we're heading straight for global conflict within 10 years maybe even less. Look like iran is about to be levelled by American planes.
We're going to get serious psyops and false flags, wish you the best lads.
>>507719216Is he wearing his BAMEshagger medals?
>>507719230>Hate to say it but I'm beginning to think sections of islam is actually quite based.Don't fucking care, sick of hearing about it. If they're so based then they can all stay in their ultra based ultra muslim cuntries.
>>507718980Buckwheat, you get it in the Polish isles. Dried beans, dried lentils, rice and pasta. Plenty of chilli sauce because this shit gets boring really fast. Plus get a camping stove with plenty of gas. Powdered milk and bottled water.
Got solar in the roof.
Iโve had about 3 months worth of stuff ever since Covid. Iโm not paranoid and thinking the bombs are going to drop, but Covid happened once so it can happen again. Fuck fighting some old booger for a tin of beans.
>>507718990She's still denying paki rape gangs are the vast majority of rape gangs, and saying whites are the majority
>>507719216You can actually see the S0i pouring out of him.. Gross.
>>507718149Hold onto your arseholes chaps. Its starting.
.
>>507718707Thats the one.
>>507719459kek I remember that pasta
>>507719315>black as the backgroundWhy not just use a mannequin?
Need to get a crossbow for sport and one of those large battery packs someone recommended here the other day too that comes with a solar panel
>>507719624>you get it in the Polish islesHell of a boat trip just for some grains
>>507708936 (OP)>Kim Woodburn dead aged 83fucking naw
naw
no age
>>507719624Make sure to add dried/preserved fruit, scurvy is not fun.
>>507720012tinned peaches 34p in tesco
sorted
>>507719762Saw an edit recently where the BAMEbell was replaced with a BAMEgong. I didn't fucking save it of course.
alri la
fell in love in co-op ffs
bleach blonde bird
pale asf
in smart black clothes
blouse and trousers
the trousers were dead tight
she had a proper tight, tiny arse that stuck out
must've been about 5'1
I'll likely never see her ever again
>alexa, play you're beautiful by james blunt at full volume
>>507720012Scurvy takes literal months to develop, and nettles are fucking everywhere.
>don't look at blacks in anger
>>507720504Sounds like you just wanted to shag her mate. Not exactly love is it
>>507720774thats exactly what love is
>>507720504Nice
what will you refer to her as going forward? whatโs the joshy nickname for her
>>507714153>Red Dwarf still holds up the first 4 seasons certainly do, not so keen on 5-8 and i've not seen the new ones
https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1934956956873019771
>>507720504Thought it was a lone blonde boy in Asda bogs you touched up?
>nonce and dago just magically appear at the same time and talk to each other
>they're totally not the same fat nonce samefagging though
thread quality about to dive
>>507718980camping and fasting are good practice for the senpai
teach your son how to knot up tarp with paracord and not eat for 5 days
>>507720826co-opfairylass cos she looked like a fairy
reminded me of kira from the dark crystal
>>507720993>pic rel
>>507721108I'm here by my lonesome desu.. One of the few regular Americans to be on /Brit I think. :D
>>507721159You were just pretending to be a nonce again? Going to end in tears this.
>>507721159Fairylass
I like that
The Goblin and the Fairy
>>507720966we need a general election so we can speed run getting rid of farage
>>507709442>AsianWhy the fuck is this a thing? Fuck sake.
>>507720012Dried cranberries are probably the best then. You can get trail mix from Morrisons, mix with butter, oats and golden syrup to make flapjacks.
They end up costing a few pence each.
Feroglobin liquid iron is a good thing to have in as well. I was tired all the time and needed loads of coffee and energy drinks to keep awake, turns out I was iron deficient. Our soil has been depleted because of modern farming and fruit and veg from the Netherlands is forced grown, so you have to eat a bucketful of spinach just to get enough nowadays.
>>507720641Not saying you can't forage, nettles, brambles and chestnut trees work too, but can't guarantee that the POCalypse requires you to shelter in place.
>>507720829Some of the new episodes are really good, like the one where a ship from the 23rd century shows up in front of Red Dwarf and it's full of soft cunts who can't take any criticism. Johnny Vegas is in that episode as a cop on the ship.
>>507721159JOSH IS GAY HAHAHAHAHA
>>507721391>Why the fuck is this a thing?Because that's where they come from, mate
>>507721276I've done you
cope, seethe, mald etc
>>507721317corrr
soulmate stuff that
might stalk her
>>507721408Nettles. Are. Everywhere.
>>507720504>alri ladies>got creeped on in co-op ffs>skinnyfat jewish bloke>pale asf>in black Temu clothes>blouse and trackies>the trackies were dead tight (he should have bought XL, not M)>he had a proper flabby gut that stuck out>must've been about 5'9>I'll hopefully never see him ever again>alexa, play Don't Stay by LinkinPark at full volume
>>507720966>make no mistake>let me be ab-so-lu-tely clear>smash the gangs>working class people up and down this country>[THUMB PRESSING ON INDEX FINGER INTENSIFIES]
>>507720829When Kichansky turned up they got shit, the newer ones are ok when she went. The film is not too bad.
Whoever thought adding a Mary Sue was a good idea needs their head looking at.
>the asda employee who had to clean up Josh and blond ladโs loads
>feminine bitchposting
oh he's seething now
topkek
>>507721159bit gay that init
>>507721494I thought they were here all along, building Britain?
>>507721159>josh grabbed another man's knob at the toilet>eddie grabbed another man's knob at the toiletIs it just a prerequisite to be a namenonce?
>>507721482that rings a bell actually, i also saw one where jesus gets a bladder stone or something, and another where they're in like 1940s chicago or something? idk, can't remember them very well
when i said I'd not seen them, that wasn't strictly true, it's more I'd not seen them as much as the older ones, season 10 was disappointing, though i didn't want to admit it
>>507721505I just feel bad for you at this point honestly man the social care system has absolutely failed you, stay out of trouble.
>>507721722They were here first, but they were also from over there at the same time
>>507721777cope
>>507721741>Is it just a prerequisite to be a namenonce?plot twist
it was eddie
he was on his break
>>507721794my cousin brinny
>>507719315>fear nothinglike being called racist?
>>507721794Dun think he ever made a bad movie imo >-<; an of course made me find out about Marisa Tomei.
>>507721777Whatโs your rank in PoE2?
>>507721825The duality of BAMEs
Maybe they really did have access to teleportation and levitation until evil whitey put a stop to it by taking their teas and spices.
>get hypothetically tossed off by a bloke in a public toilet and people start imagining paedophilia
its really starting to dawn on me that you lot were always the actual nonces
crynonce still getting wedgied daily by josh?
why is deform tanking in the polls?
>>507722227David Bull is an absolute retard is why
>>507722227That's just what happens when you directly and intentionally shit in the mouth of your support base.
it's too fucking hot lads
>>507722227He sucks the oxygen away from young peeps who want to get into reform imo..
Imagine how different naval warfare would've been had we started wrapped hardtack with nettles since day dot.
>>507722387I'm rather enjoying it personally, went into town earlier and went into the antique shop I always walk past for the first time.
genuinely fascinating, first thing in there was a tsar nick II bust and upstairs was a cultural goldmine, spitfire crankshaft, fusilier bass drum, americana wall with miniature coke vending machines and cadillacs. really cool
>>507722587I don't remember off top of my head nettles are like poison ivy right? >-@; I should know this as a gardener but still new at it
>>507722387It will be in a few days. Today is just nice.
>>507722227>points at all the other parties>"we're not that guy">proceeds to copy the other parties and ban anyone from implementing real changes they want to seeThis is why nothing ever happens.
>>507722733DO NOT touch nettles
They release mustard gas
>>507711670kek
Sex and the Eddy
>>507722733digital kettles
>>507722227>build the anti-immigration party>make a shiny TV face the chairman>first fucking thing he does is say "britain is a nation of immigrants"self-inflicted kneecapping - I don't think the glowies even did anything to sabotage this time, they just put a gargantuan fucking retard into a position to open his mouth and pander to midwits
>>507722387focken grim rn lad, mid-20s is too much for myself
>>507722786Not sure they're over here.. Granted haven't been to every state. We have something over here called Burweed, nasty stuff sticks to clothing has spines.
>>507723109Fluff that noise even the picture looks painful
>>507723062Absolutely shit tier bake
>>507723062shit low effort kill yourself
>>507723055Did you see him trying to backpedal on GBN?
>>507713536>these ""people"" should be dragged out into the street and killedabsolutely they should
>>507723511Don't bloody think so faggot