Enlist now.

>put the niggers on the edges. We don't need those

>>507718943 (OP)

>>507718943 (OP)
No thanks

>>507718943 (OP)
YOURE FAT IF YOU DONT
FATFATFATFAT CHUD!
HAHAHA OWNED CHECKMATE YOURE FAT!
(but also pls enlist senpai)

>>507718943 (OP)
You can't get australians to do work let alone join the army no thanks

>>507718943 (OP)
>die for corrupt politicians in some Middle Eastern shithole
No

>>507718943 (OP)
Tell you what, if there's ever an invasion of Turkey I will.

They are all traitors in Colorado.

>>507718943 (OP)
I enlisted in 2008 right at the beginning of the madam dechamps report era. Imagine being an 18 year old blue collar white boy, signing up to serve for all the right naive reasons, and the first experience you have at a town hall where the generals address you is being told you’re a good for nothing rapist. Not so good for morale. Anyway, it only ever went downhill from there and I spent the next 13 years writing swastikas and tranny jokes on bathroom stalls and snickering to myself when it was brought up at musters.

>>507718943 (OP)
>Look up how war vets are doing in literally every country in the world today
>Most goverments treat them like shit
Heh...yeah.

>>507718943 (OP)
If I volunteer can I select being the machine-gunner in the towers?

>>507718943 (OP)
Fuck off kike

>>507718943 (OP)
Why? So you can fucking lose again?

So we can guard poppy fields again?

>>507718943 (OP)
>captain shaniqua
>"listens up muthafukkas, you betta getcho bitch ass faggot ass ytboi asses out infronna deese bullets to defend the brave WoC!"
Kek no thanks. WAY too many black women, let alone the fact that you let Obama promote them all to officers and make the military and anti white organization.
You made your bed now lie in it with shaniqua and gonzalez

So we can participate in whatever the fuck this is?

So you can break your fucking promises again?

>>507718943 (OP)
why the fuck are there 6 gustavs in that platoon??? i thought one weapons squad per 3 rifles

>>507720098
Imagine even pretending to die in this war

They have their targets is non of you

>>507720186
err 7 not 6

So we can pull of a hiest again, like a bunch of gangsters?

>>507719966
there were worse details, and we could harvest as much latex as we wanted + no drug tests as long as your over 2 months out from cycling back home

>>507718943 (OP)
tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

>>507718943 (OP)
OMG I AM ON MY WAY RIGHT NOW !!!1!

>>507720245
nothing wrong with looting the enemy you absolute faggot...that's how i got 3 silver place settings for 12, china, and the shitload of waterford crystal that's in my kitchen. from pool tables to pac man we'd take it, load it on picrel and tote it to base. was great for quality of life

>>507720743
But what happened to the gold anon?

>>507718943 (OP)
>Be part of something
Of a mass grave in the sand? :^)

>>507718943 (OP)
No to zog bots.

>>507718943 (OP)
I don't have to enlist, I have a degree, I would commission.

>>507720809
Are you talking about Libya or about Fort Knox? :^)

>>507718943 (OP)
of course, to the last kike

>>507718943 (OP)

fuck off, simple as

>>507720981
Lybia. I know Goldfinger wasn't real, there are no straight men in British intelligence.

>>507720856
https://youtu.be/bt2rEIn7b8k

>>507718943 (OP)
I plan on it. Gotta get my fitness back up first. Not joking am serious.

>>507718943 (OP)
If my recruiter wouldn't have been a shitty recruiter I would've joined 10 years ago

Now I'm to full of hatred to join.

Not to mention, I'd lose my shit being one of the oldest guys in basic.
>Another week of operation red because children are children
No thanks

>>507718943 (OP)
I am enlisting today. The benefits are incredible. Did you know they will pay for college or vocational training through the GI bill after your service ends? Plus veterans receive health benefits for life. I recommend talking to your local recruiter for more information.

>>507718943 (OP)
>Be part of being permanently disfigured and/or disabled for a bunch of rich kikes!

Sounds fab

>and if you don't get taken out in combat, there's always the VA suicide club later on!

>>507718943 (OP)
Enlist this nuts in your mouth. Kek too easy.

>>507718943 (OP)
remember when young /pol/ browns posted memes with blacks having rocket launcher and the irony of that was that how could a nigger use a rocket laucnher, that's ridiculously dangerous, yet now they go die for Israel alongside niggers with rocket launchers lmao - you average /pol/ poster, neo-nazi and browner than the poop you exhaust

>>507721610
Excellent, can't wait for you to step on a landmine.

>>507718943 (OP)
>Enlist now.
But don't spend your enlistment bonus too quickly, goyim. The (((government))) might want it back.

>>507721610
Don't forget to mention that your wife and your wife's son also get health benefits for life.

>>507721610
Based retard
One less intelligent anon to be drafted

>>507718943 (OP)
*spits*

>>507719564
>nothing personnel...
>vets!