Thread 507724339

>Kim Woodburn dead aged 83
https://www.gbnews.com/celebrity/kim-woodburn-dead-celebrity-big-brother-tributes

>Keir Starmer left scrambling after Donald Trump DROPS historic UK-US trade deal
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/keir-starmer-donald-trump-uk-us-trade-deal

>Veteran tells GB News he's 'convinced' the Argentinians will try and claim Falkland Islands
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/video-veteran-convinced-argentinians-will-claim-falkland-islands

The other bake is for faggots and BAMEs

>>507724339 (OP)

WAKEY WAKE

I don't trust this bake... but I will give it a go.

>>507724512
Other bake has early onset jew-aids, OP is talking about gold ffs

This is the bread

>>507724512
Better than the other one.

>>507724512
Theres like 3 bakes right meow, this one the gold one an Arthurian one

migrating from bake to bake like I'm some sort of asylum seeker
where are the benefits

hope josh finds us

He's the most boring cunt to ever exist. This place isn't worth coming to anymore, just gets shit up by the nonce day-in day-out. Absolutely insufferable wanker.

This is the Free Palestine thread?

>>507724864
Nah, that's over in /lgbt/

>>507724864
r8 my meme lad

>>507724940
I still don't understand that logic from the lgbtquio and the MAP crowd..

>>507724940
من النهر للبحر

>>507725011
I don't think it's funny when children are dying

>>507724339 (OP)
> e celeb trash
Buy an add faggot

>>507725092
Who's laughinf

>>507725092
their parents shouldn't have voted for a hamas leadership in 2006 then should they

truly the worst months

>>507724854
I'm not even here much anymore lmfao
I post for maybe an hour if that
and even then its a handful of posts and then I disappear
you're seething at ghosts

>>507725282
When is the Ascot anyway? I know it's today but >-@; just saw the breeders cup an I love horse racing

>>507725204
flippin eck

>>507725317
Sun's blazing innit

>>507725317
>>507725502
I am a fan tbqh

>>507725336
stfu penis breath

>>507725011
I like it.

>>507725617
20C here an raining, pretty comf :3

>>507725880
very nice fren
I've always wanted to experience torrential downpour in a blues cafe porch in new orleans myself

>>507725502
DIM IT!

Just had a ton of wax blasted out my ears after being deaf for a week. Feels like being reborn.

>>507725975
Never been to Louisiana but have family there I wouldn't be able to survive I think.. I burn too easily and the humidity is crazy. While it can get bad here around 60-70s in summer it averages 85+ there

just had a pot noodle to cool down lads

>>507726188
i know that feel
it's incredible isn't it. enjoy your extra sensitive hearing, lasts about 3 days

>>507726305
they taste so bland compared to the chink noodle pots now

>>507726305
That the new Mr. Cool SpICE flavour?

>>507726425
I only buy the big chicken & mushroom ones when they're on sale, the rest are mingin. Still end up putting hot sauce in it anyway so the blandness is too big of a deal.

>>507726299
I'm partial to hot weather, not sure where it's come from but I tan easier than I burn, the only time ive ever burned in my life was when i was at a festival with no head protection, no sun protection and was exposed all day, it was a tiny bit on my nose and i was also sunstroked

>>507724339 (OP)

fuck that kike fag.

>>507726620
Often I have to wear sweaters in hot weather, but I still enjoy it. Favorite is fall though :3

Here's Why the Left Lost:

G7: Iran can never have nukes.
>the right: well duh. Good
>the left: currently having yet another infight, 1 side saying it's obviously good, the other crying it's unfair and the west sucks and from the river to the sea

>>507727544
>the left shilling for nuclear proliferation

As a White community leader it is imperative now that after this inquiry has been released that the government takes action to promote the number of White grooming gangs via affirmative action and generous grants to rectify this imbalance and achieve equal opportunity and access to noncing for all groups.

>>507727785
that'll be josh leading then

lads whats some good clothes for a big lad in summer?

>chinky din dins
> chinky chinky din dins

Havin a chinky later, but what?

>>507728335
muumuu

>>507728335
Cotton or linen

>>507728377
chinks are alright per capita
their niggers are relatively rare by comparison to other bames, still forren muck though

>>507728335
For round the house or going out or what?

>>507728335
As j*sh where he gets his fat cunt shirts, probably temu

>>507728478
Don't like them, want them gone.
They all drag their fucking feet when they walk, fucking disgusting. They phlegm everywhere, they're loud and short.

>>507728335
Kilt

my line manager got arrested and no one will tell me why, just that I have to do his job for "at least" the next month while he's gone

>>507729065
Shouldn't you find out if it was related to his work before agreeing?

>>507728454
ta
>>507728630
going out to the shops
>>507729041
kek

>>507729065
You getting double pay then?

>>507729394
why is it frowned upon to be racist?

>>507729216
>>507729331
they said they can't tell me anything amd for now they're mostly asking for triage of sorts i.e. show up at the important meetings he was supposed to be at, take notes and apologise for his absence but don't commit to anything and don't tell partners he's been arrested lmao

>>507724339 (OP)
DON'T GET IT
YOU TIRED GETTING MY ATTENTION
THEN YOU NEVER CAME BACK
RNOT PERFECT, IT COMES DOWN TO WHAT M IS DOING
R ALL VLATE NIGHT. NOT A PEEP
...... WHAT WAS THE POINT??

Say fank you hon hon hon
>>507728913

>>507729978
live ammunition authorised, obviously??

>>507730250
Shoot one and the boats would stop tomorrow.

>>507730717
That escalated quickly

https://xcancel.com/MythoYookay/status/1934929471703834873#m
I mean, it literally would on all counts. And why do pakis always drive around with a car full of other men?

Ships crashing into ships in the straights of Hormuz

https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/tanker-collision-near-strait-hormuz-amid-gps-signal-degradation

>>507730932
>And why do pakis always drive around with a car full of other men?
You already know the answer, and I'm not going to say it because it's fucking grim.

>>507730974
Indians yet again?

>>507724339 (OP)
>>Kim Woodburn dead aged 83
>https://www.gbnews.com/celebrity/kim-woodburn-dead-celebrity-big-brother-tributes


GILF queen

>>507725282
>placing bets at spascot
simultaneously giving money to gypsies and supporting elite pursuits. serf-coded

>>507731058
wouldnt discount drunk russians.
Seems a lot of GPS jamming going on whoever was steering.

>>507730717
I saw something similar in Euston once. Indian women tourists stopped at the bottom of the escalator
with all their luggage and stood there was actually amusing seeing the pile of bodes.

>>507724698
>sour way is the british way, not cherry flavoured obv.

>>507731280
Boriswave millers short circuiting is increasingly common these days

>>507731382
Stopped working in London in 2019. I'm telling myself they were DEFINATELY tourists though. It makes me feel better.

>>507727785
>As a White community leader it is imperative now that after this inquiry has been released that the government takes action

It's imperative that you take action against the kikes who let in the paki rape hordes into Britain

>>507731517
Have they even actually got anything on Kier? We all know he's gay now.

Yi-long is back on our team

>British primary school newsletter claiming that posting photos of the Union Jack is contrary to “inclusion & acceptance” as well as “respect & kindness.”
>It is offensive to fly Britain’s flag in Britain 2025.

>>507730932
I'm tired of 0iq people having opinions
gutenberg has a lot to answer for

>>507731757
I did more than Elon and I can't even talk about it.

>>507731757
>all the johnny-come-latelies who only hearda about it 6 months ago queueing up to take credit

>>507731757
>out with the pakis
>in with the pajeets

wtf I love elon now

I LOVE @GROK

I only ever see my neighbour when i'm blackout drunk or just back from the gym and knackered
he must think i'm a fucking freak lol

>>507731985
fucking cringe

>>507731805
God I thought we were past this

>>507731966
It's funny, Elon genuinely may have picked up the grooming stories story to push to try and build back his credibility after he joined in Vivek (likely due to a ket binge) over Christmas with his jeet meltdown that white people don't deserve a country and need to study maths and play violin for 28hrs a day.

>>507731516
>DEFINATELY
*definitely

>>507724339 (OP)

If you dare to mention the worst psy ops campaign in world history, then maybe I'll start taking about the Muslim rape gang of schoolteachers I'm protecting.

Powerful deterrent lol.

>>507724339 (OP)

In good King Charles' golden days when loyalty no harm meant,
A pious man of God was I and so I gained preferment.
There is no God but God quoth I, Muhammad is His prophet,
The infidel sign upon the flag shall soon be taken off it.

And this be law, I shall maintain ... etc

>>507732169
I thought you were a bit overweight?

Is that why you go to the gym, or were you full of shit.

>>507732326
Why on earth would you think that?

Based?

>>507725282
I don't understand betting, probably for the best really

>>507731657
>Have they even actually got anything on Kier? We all know he's gay now.

Of course they have.

They would not have let him become PM if they did not have something to blackmail him with.

>>507731805
>we recognise you did nothing wrong
>others may not like it though

>>507732554
I've lost 50+ pounds, still a bit to shift
into rucking at the minute which burns calories monstrously fast

>>507729065
Just say no

>>507731985
>noooooo we dont want cctv in our mobile rape cars noooooo
I thought you have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide?

>>507731118
Would've

>>507732228
>fucking cringe

https://xcancel.com/technopopulist/status/1933470766374277354#m
>This might be one of the most extraordinary interviews I’ve seen in years. If even 10% of what’s said here is accurate, it’s hard to describe Labour as a functioning political party. If the bulk of it holds up, we’re talking about something closer to a criminal enterprise.
Worth a listen, but nothing is surprising or new in it really

>>507732833
What do you do? Just take your pet brick for a walk?

>>507732833
Maybe you should help out >>507728335

>>507732751
>let him become PM
He only got in because people wanted revenge on the Tories.

>>50773093
Round my way there's always this one paki drug dealer in a BMW who just sits there idling with his minions milling around talking to him through the window, milling around is a national sport for these cunts

>>507733093
I've got a big bag from mountain warehouse and i fill it with a sleeping bag and mat and books

:)

>>507733377
uwu :3

>>507732326
Schools are thoroughly corrupted. There's no way past that without a total overhaul.

>>507733043
I listened to this yesterday. So far no one in parliament or muh media has mentioned even the possibility there could be local councillors and the likes involved or dared to ponder how far up this shit actually goes.
>it was just this one mohammed that did it
>it was just all these taxi drivers
>and councillors
>and social workers
>and mosques
>and police
Somehow I doubt they'll be pointing the finger at themselves any time soon.

>>507733377
Having a hotel here probably helped too

>>507727742
>!KER'JUNGLE'DEL'ARSE!
That's the sound a newclear bomb makes. I was thinking about it just now.

>>507733740
Is it full of boatwogs?

>>507732833
50lbs that’s lot.

One of my mates is a bit of a big lad, eating low GI foods is helping. He had diabetes, he doesn’t need to take insulin anymore.

>>507733795
I don't think so
Everyone knows Africans can't golf

>>507733823
>I'm Milk
uwot?

sent a few dozen boat wogs to the deportation department today didn't i, cor and phoar, all in a days work in't it oh aye

>>507733999
You made Starmer cry ffs

What happened to tweedle Dee and tweedle fuck starmer and their plan to save the world together

I've been asked to bring proof of my "right to work" to a job interview, lads. Will a dinghy do? Or does that just prove the right be housed and receive bennnies?

When I live by meself I'll eat a hunger breaks tin without being judged by anyone.

>>507734276
That means they want to see your e-scooter bossman.

>>507734125
going to deport more of them tomorrow, few silly cunts from albania, insane how any of this is tolerated, one was an african who for some reason ended up in ukraine and then tried crossing over. Mong. Wish we could do millions.

>>507734393
kek

This geezer left lotus eaters, unfortunately
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HTZRkWJYgKM

>>507734451
Get em put bazra.
Get rid.
Sling h00k.

>>507733961
Low fat milk, they call it 1% in the US.

>>507734687
Absolute mid-wit cunt tbhwy

>>507734687
Who gives a fuck.
They are all smug twats.

>>507734496
Don't say you've never been tempted to scarf down the forbidden allure of this slop.

>>507734687
he was the worst one, he has some wild, fringe opinions and is a 'psychologist'
of the lotus eaters alumni connor 'red ears' tomlinson moggs him

>>507734451
What do you do? You just get a sheet of names with a yes/no box for deportations? Don't they get 10 appeals first?

>>507733658
This stuff is corrosive, it's going to further tank regime legitimacy and will only accelerate after things like Ballymena, Southport and all the hotels. This was an issue that was supposed to be brushed aside and put to bed 20 years ago yet here it still is and it's only going to get worse for them as time goes on

>>507734848
would

>>507734848
Not with mushrooms in, fuck me.

Small old button mushrooms. Jesus.

>>507734867
OHHHHH TOMMY TOMMY

>>507733658
Basically, unless they start clapping irons on anyone in a position of authority who was aware of what was going on but dismissed it, then it's all a waste of itme

>>507734848
the texture of anything non-bean in those things instantly puts me off

>>507734848
Might get a canning machine so I can make my own dinners and tin them for later.

>>507734867
>the-rapists and academics
I'm sure they were literally shaking etc

>Member of the public calls police after seeing a weapon being pointed out of a car window
>Turned out to be a water pistol
>As the teens were White the local news have of course wasted no time in posting the picture of their arrests.

>>507735389
TOMMEH TOMMEH TOMMEH RUBENSTEIN

>>507735372
desu lad I'm not a fan of mushrooms either
>guess you could say I'm not a fun guy weyyyyy

>>507735550
OOOOOOH STEPHEN STEPHEN
STEPHEN STEPHEN STEPHEN YAXLEY LE-EN-NON!

>>507734848
science have done studies that say this raises test and blocks estrogen by 1000% percent
seen it on pubmed and the lancet

>>507735540
Literal fun police

>>507735550
Listened to a podcast which Tommy did recently. And he said the reason he was a zionist was because he had ewish friends when he was a kid in Luton.

>>507734175
Kash has just revealed they have evidence China helped Biden steal the election. That whole family of rats must be looking to scurry into hiding. Obama too.

>>507735389
>>507735550
Tommy's doing well lads despite your efforts
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0t6KT9RS9e8

>>507735731
>ewish friends
They weren't practicing then.

>>507735653
Thus begins my ascent to alphamaledom

>>507735757
PBD is another paid for shill.

>>507735828
they did a 2 week trial but the participant shagged all the fit scientists day 1 and killed the placebo

>>507735540
And then you get story after story of a "local urban youth" mugging or stabbing or beating someone
>Oh no we can't show you their picture, they're just a child

Well how the fuck do you justify publishing a photo of four innocent teens then? Yeah buck the narrative. Whites just as bad as bames right? Fuck off.

>>507735615
Wild ones are ok, but only because they don’t tase of much.

https://xcancel.com/OborneTweets/status/1875505273298620821#m
>I wrote a chapter about the moral panic surrounding ‘grooming gangs’ for my book Fate of Abraham.
Throwback

>>507734848
Like eating beans and slimy rubber

>>507735731
How do you "Get into Zionism" as a kid

Secret raves?

>>507735961
I've subscribed to a mailing list for police updates in the local area
it's always like
>we chased some kids in the park for smoking weed, then we made another kid apologise to his neighbour for kicking a ball over
just going round bullying kids all day

>>507736083
They keep talking about cutting unemployment bennies to force people back to work, but they never even consider cutting migrant bennies to get them to leave.

>>507736092
Jewish lass at school developing early

>>507735757
PBD is the most slimy untrustworthy looking mother fukker I’ve ever seen.

If he was an actor he would play the villain.

I prefer Nick calling people traitors for building a mosque.
https://youtu.be/soETYq-CTBM

>>507736092
Get bummed at the Young Tory meetings

>>507736287
I watched that yesterday, the geezer at the end taking offence for being called a traitor when that's what he is

I hope you lads use SARs when dealing with dodgy companies / institutions so you know exactly what is being sad / claimed about you in the background when they're dealing with your accounts or claims. quite often some interesting stuff is revealed

>>507736554
What's that

>>507734276
bc you wanker

>>507724339 (OP)
>brit/pol/

178 posts

not one mention about the national inquiry into paki rape gangs!

>>507733658
Oh also his family story at the end reeks of bullshit and Gold is a terrible nepo interviewer

>>507736542
A clever black would change strategy and say they're the good ones and that it's the browns that are the problem.

>>507736641
>expecting to find politics in the dindins and Josh thread

>>507736287
They're probably not even British

>>507736591
Special Arse Reconnaissance .

>>507736591
subject access request
under gdpr rules anyone that stores any data on you is obligated to give you all of that data in a readable format if you request it

>>507736591
Arse (Special Reconnaissance)

>>507736174
kek

>>507736641
>muh useless appeasement to make whites die for Israel forever
Nobody cares. They will not remove foreigners.

Gobbo, your little epic larp "i had my first gay sex in a publuc toilet today" failed bigly.
Because we all know your first gay experience was when your grandad raped you.

>>507736542
I am from hackney my mum has never been into pol type shit, I heard here once mention abbott I think cause she got married at hackney town hall and she called her a cunt pretty much

>>507736542
God she's one of the most abysmal people

>>507736909
>obligated to give you all of that data
Thing is, how do you prove they gave you everything?

>>507736909
I don't want to know what gchq think of me

>>507737246
FOI
Field Orifice Intelligence

>>507736767
Their faces are out there, so they will probably be found.

A bit reckless not blurting them and naming the company.

>>507737246
you can't
but if they didn't then there will be discrepancies between the data you retained on your end and the data they give you
so you can kinda intuit when they don't
and the funny thing is, if they don't, and you can show they've misplaced / mishandled / intentionally not given you information, you can claim damages

>>507737513
Blurring them out.

>>507737084
>you did a number on me but its ok because I get to fantasize about you being raped as a child
you're legitimately such a low IQ mong lmfao

Keir Starmer considers his greatest success to be increasing NHS appointments from 2 million to 3 million.
He considers his greatest mistake to be not communicating his successes very well with the public.

>>507736174
https://immortanzit.substack.com/

>>507737445
kek

>>507734854
Awful take, that Connor monkey looking dude endlessly contradicted himself and went for the most mainstream 'alt' takes, was arrogant as fuck too. He was called out a few times on stream. Comments shat on him constantly particularly when he'd namedrop or his insider knowledge was proven wrong.

You're a legit drooling spastics, all your takes are shite

>>507737515
>>507737246
also, the ICO are very good at this
and if they get involved then thats a LOT of pressure and its usually better for whoever to just give up the entirety of the information even if its damning because if they don't the ICO will take them to the cleaners

>>507737756
Grim
Warmed-over Titania McGrath shite

>>507731805
East Renfrewshire Council issued an apology addressing the controversy.

>In their statement, the council said: "It was not the school's intention to imply the Union Flag is sectarian and both the headteacher and the council apologise for any offence and upset that has been caused to pupils, parents and carers and the wider community."

The authority emphasised its commitment to educational values.

>The council added: "All educational establishments in East Renfrewshire should be spaces that are focused on learning, unity, and pride in a diverse British society."

The statement concluded: "We expect our schools to foster an ethos of respect for diverse perspectives and national identity."

>>507737772
Ponte carlo, eee by bleeding gum.
Rough as fuck.
A good place to get eees for some reason.

>>507738210
Free the mandem

>>507737921
He's a Catholic, therefore he's leaps and bounds ahead of a psychologist who is tied up with 'modern ideas'
I don't take my cues on what's good or bad from the comments section of a lotus eaters livestream like you
He's an effective communicator and knows his role of pushing the line but staying within the bounds, whereas Josh Ferme isn't moored because he's just another libtard screeching impotently at things

>>507737720
You though by posting pic rel everybody would be all "woaah" and you would be all "done you". you then posted it here yourself after getting no bites and nobody paid attention then either kek
You are deeply mentally ill and will never ever have a gf or even sex.
>Larp status
Total Failure.

>>507738210
Alot of name groups are given the opportunity to thrive and fuck it up every single time. Black lives matter summer of riots for example. Given the centre stage to make their case and demands. But just burn their society down and steal money meant for charity.

This is why people are highly prejudiced and throw a carpet over whole groups. Same shit every single time.

>>507724339 (OP)
they say that major disasters happen through a chain of mistakes rather than one individual happening. This is our Cherobyl , this is Birmingham 100 days into the bin strike

https://www.bbc.com/weather/2655603
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/birmingham-bin-strike-hits-100-35402824
https://ukhsa-dashboard.data.gov.uk/weather-health-alerts/heat/west-midlands

shift change

Hail Rupert
Hail Iran

>>507738210
Akhmed Yakoob, I wonder how many times he’s been ID’d and the bouncer thought it was fake.

Meme name.

Asian McLoving.

>>507738721
You are a pseudy thick cunt just like him
>le christianity
Boring dull cunt. Christ you wind me up I hope your mum gets cancer or some shit. Vile alky cunt. No idea why you trip you self obsessed narcissist prick.

too hot, sick of it

>>507738940
t. impotent libtard

>>507738063
>"We expect our schools to foster an ethos of respect for diverse perspectives and national identity."

Yeah foreign ones

>>507738210
coming second in general election vote,
>Shabana Mahmood won
oh right that explains it

>>507735540
You just know it was some miserable cunt 40-50 year old woman rang the filth saying it was a gun knowing it was a water pistol

>>507738758
yet it caused you to fantasize about me being raped as a child
KEK
C O P E
O
P
E
I won
and I always will when it comes to you
you're my play thing and you fucking hate it
new name just dropped
you're no longer ofsm you're toymong

>>507736542
Shouldn't she be investigated for this? Targeted racial attack.

>>507736591
https://www.who.int/health-topics/severe-acute-respiratory-syndrome

>>507739182
did you not get raped as a child by your own family?

>>507736641
There are plenty of mentions, you automated spam bot.

>>507737084
Why's he telling kids online stories about gay sex in bathrooms?

>>507738951
Just had a cold shower. Was lush.
Might have another one in 5 minutes.

>>507737084
Lmao what a sad bastard

>>507739325
nope
I was never physically abused in any way shape or form

>>507738786
>Sanjeeta, you've got a strong nose, fancy covering these bin strikes?

>>507739530
So just mindraped then

>>507726188
Love the way it feels like everyone is shouting. Was making me quite grumpy being bunged up.

>>507739603
the whole country is mindraped on a daily basis lmao

>>507739182
Such cope
Much Seethe

>>507740003
Kind of like Epstein.

Missus is being a cunt

>>507740025
I accept your concession

Gobbo getting so lonely and desperate he's fantasising about a chance encounter where he gets to wank off a young lad lmao

>>507738210
ahahahahaha rekt

>>507740096
Squeeze out a log and leave it under her pillow

tt4ObAqw so lonely he orbits me on brit/pol/ and exclusively posts about me

>>507740173
And telling stories to kids about it online wtf?

>>507740072
Exactly see >>507733658

Funding, profit, had to be coming from somewhere

Seething lmao

>>507740096
gf didn't talk to me for 2 hours yesterday because my boots were touching the sofa cover

I accept your concession

>>507737469
I do, but spooks are immune to SAR's

>>507738210
Proceeds of Crime Act is gonna fuck him hard

>>507740096
sling it up her arse. that'll learn her

>>507739368
Epic ownage of brinnie bullies.
Everybody knows that is how you do it. And when it doesn't work you just say it did anyway.
#NPD

>>507738951
god I wish that was me

>exaggerating
>lying
>huddling
>sucking each other off
yea I'm thinking I won again

>>507740276
Gonna wank to blacked to spite her the bitch

npd melty

>>507739406
jesus christ every time i see one of you retarded fucking bongs using lush unironically in a sentence I thank God Almighty we broke away from your collective faggotry and made you a vassal state.

>>507738210
>POCA
you don't use it nearly enough glowies.
You and the politicians LOVE stealing money, get too it. He prob has enough assets to pay for a Somali family for an entire year.

Lad did a good job of making a motorbike

>>507740921
ahve godda hankerin for somma dem der grits

>>507740960
Careful what you say in here now, there's a grass with links to cheshire bill lurking and he's irritated.

>>507740562
>your boots

>>507741047
Bet it's noisy

>>507740921
It's a northern poof thing like shaving your entire body and hanging around public toilets hoping you get to suck teenage willies

>>507724339 (OP)
>brit/pol/

270 posts

not one post about the news of national inquiry into muslim rape gangs!

>>507741191
Yeah,I was hoping to see the bloke, I'd have asked him about it.
But I wasn't gonna hang around to find out.

100% Trump will bomb Iran now. The more they say they won't means the the exact opposite

>>507736542
remember when that woman who tweeted that the Southport killer was Muslim was charged with "spreading misinformation to incite racial hatred" or some bullshit
where's that for Abbott

>>507741642
Yeah that sweet sweet oil.

>>507741177
what, no blue suede shoes?

weeeeerld waaaar treeeeeeeeee is defintly habbening dis tiem for reeeeeal :0

>>507741842
calm down elvis

>>507741642
Hes already surrendered Im afraid

Why yes, it's me again.
The successful one. The powerful one.
The man with multiple streams of income, a paid-off mortgage, a private pension, and a wife from a wealthy bloodline that guarantees me a quarter-million-pound inheritance within two decades—if I don’t spontaneously combust from fixating on a Tumblr post first.

Some men enjoy wine. Others enjoy horses.
Me? I enjoy sifting through random British IPs at 2AM trying to figure out if one of them is Josh.

Let me tell you, there's no greater thrill than reverse image searching Co-op stock photos to prove a man I hate bought his groceries. It's not obsession. It's aristocracy. This is what the gentry do.

I log my staff's hours by day.
I fantasise about a fat NEET’s sexual trauma by night.
I am, in every way, the epitome of high society.

Did I mention I'm not even mad?
I mean sure, I’ve mentioned Josh by name over 200 times, implied he was raped by his grandad, projected hereditary schizophrenia onto him, and claimed he's melting down despite not even being in the thread—but trust me, I’m cool.
Normal people always post in vertical text to spell “SAD CUNT.”

You see, while Josh writes fluid essays, dismantles narratives, and reverse-baits me into exposing my own disturbed inner world, I’m the one actually winning.
Because I once politely turned down free tits from a drunk woman.
That’s the measure of a man.
It’s all very rational.
Like a spreadsheet.
If the spreadsheet was drawn in blood and semen on the wall of a Section 136 holding cell.

At the end of the day, I’m just doing my duty:
Monitoring forums for the fat autistic man who lives rent-free in my endocrine system.
Stalking his alternate Tumblr accounts.
Staring at his online LARPs like they’re sacred runes.

Because nothing screams well-adjusted, happily married aristocrat like writing nightly fanfiction about Josh being raped as a child.

>>507742101
you aint nothin but a hound dawg

>>507742452
I dont like that apu, can you please not post that

>Narcissistic injury status
Inflicted
>Npd meltdown status
Engaged
>Mentol elf parameters
Coping and Seething
>Nonce Goblin Status
On the ropes
>MELTY INITIATED
MELTY INITIATED
>MELTY INITIATED
MELTY INITIATED
>MELTY INITIATED
MELTY INITIATED

>>507740025
isn't the point of this meme that the guy is asking if the butterfly is something that it clearly is NOT?
you fucked it up

Why are people like this?
>NooOOOO WE NEED TO PLAN EVERY MIGRANT'S ITINERARY FOR FIVE STAT COMFORT

for the benefit of the pakiposter, whom I have filtered
>>507643128
>>507644341
if you did the job you're paid for properly you'd know we've spoken about it and our greivences are well established
dirty muslim cunt trying to rub our noses in it, bet you're shitting yourself behind the hardman facade

> BREAKING — Trump “seriously” considering strike on Iran, US officials tell Axios


BREAKING — Trump “seriously” considering strike on Iran, US officials tell Axios

>>507742976
NEH

>>507742976
if he does this he completely destroys his own legacy
just tell the jews to fuck off for once

>Israel warns of 'surprises' for Iran on Thursday which 'will make Lebanon pager plot seem simple'
Point out that kikes are naturally deceptive and have influence everywhere, and you're antisemitic.

it's happening (din dins)

>>507742976
this wouldn't be in the news if it was serious

>>507743438
giwtwm

>>507742976
Me too, in my pants

New

>>507743774
>>507743774

huehuehue the nonce had a proper melty again

>>507741642
Gotta get that oil, israel want space to expand too.

Why all this steam about the enquiry? They liked it? There aren’t “one million” victims
English girls like shitskin men

you can tell when he is seething cos he starts reporting lol.
Kier starmer is not fit for office in my political opinion.

womans been stabbed to death in hackney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULACS2D2kR0

>She told MPs: "If you look at the data on child sexual exploitation, suspects and offenders, it's disproportionately Asian heritage. "If you look at the data for child abuse, it is not disproportionate, and it is white men."
Idgi