>Kim Woodburn dead aged 83
https://www.gbnews.com/celebrity/kim-woodburn-dead-celebrity-big-brother-tributes
>Keir Starmer left scrambling after Donald Trump DROPS historic UK-US trade deal
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/keir-starmer-donald-trump-uk-us-trade-deal
>Veteran tells GB News he's 'convinced' the Argentinians will try and claim Falkland Islands
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/video-veteran-convinced-argentinians-will-claim-falkland-islands
The other bake is for faggots and BAMEs
wsde
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I don't trust this bake... but I will give it a go.
>>507724512Other bake has early onset jew-aids, OP is talking about gold ffs
>if only you knew how sour things really are
think
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>>507724512Better than the other one.
>>507724512Theres like 3 bakes right meow, this one the gold one an Arthurian one
migrating from bake to bake like I'm some sort of asylum seeker
where are the benefits
He's the most boring cunt to ever exist. This place isn't worth coming to anymore, just gets shit up by the nonce day-in day-out. Absolutely insufferable wanker.
This is the Free Palestine thread?
>>507724864Nah, that's over in /lgbt/
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>>507724864r8 my meme lad
>>507724940I still don't understand that logic from the lgbtquio and the MAP crowd..
>>507724940ู
ู ุงูููุฑ ููุจุญุฑ
>>507725011I don't think it's funny when children are dying
>>507724339 (OP)> e celeb trashBuy an add faggot
>>507725092Who's laughinf
>>507725092their parents shouldn't have voted for a hamas leadership in 2006 then should they
>>507724854I'm not even here much anymore lmfao
I post for maybe an hour if that
and even then its a handful of posts and then I disappear
you're seething at ghosts
>>507725282When is the Ascot anyway? I know it's today but >-@; just saw the breeders cup an I love horse racing
>>507725317Sun's blazing innit
>>507725336stfu penis breath
>>50772561720C here an raining, pretty comf :3
>>507725880very nice fren
I've always wanted to experience torrential downpour in a blues cafe porch in new orleans myself
Just had a ton of wax blasted out my ears after being deaf for a week. Feels like being reborn.
>>507725975Never been to Louisiana but have family there I wouldn't be able to survive I think.. I burn too easily and the humidity is crazy. While it can get bad here around 60-70s in summer it averages 85+ there
just had a pot noodle to cool down lads
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>>507726188i know that feel
it's incredible isn't it. enjoy your extra sensitive hearing, lasts about 3 days
>>507726305they taste so bland compared to the chink noodle pots now
>>507726305That the new Mr. Cool SpICE flavour?
>>507726425I only buy the big chicken & mushroom ones when they're on sale, the rest are mingin. Still end up putting hot sauce in it anyway so the blandness is too big of a deal.
>>507726299I'm partial to hot weather, not sure where it's come from but I tan easier than I burn, the only time ive ever burned in my life was when i was at a festival with no head protection, no sun protection and was exposed all day, it was a tiny bit on my nose and i was also sunstroked
>>507724339 (OP)fuck that kike fag.
>>507726620Often I have to wear sweaters in hot weather, but I still enjoy it. Favorite is fall though :3
Here's Why the Left Lost:
G7: Iran can never have nukes.
>the right: well duh. Good
>the left: currently having yet another infight, 1 side saying it's obviously good, the other crying it's unfair and the west sucks and from the river to the sea
>>507727544>the left shilling for nuclear proliferation
As a White community leader it is imperative now that after this inquiry has been released that the government takes action to promote the number of White grooming gangs via affirmative action and generous grants to rectify this imbalance and achieve equal opportunity and access to noncing for all groups.
>>507727785that'll be josh leading then
lads whats some good clothes for a big lad in summer?
>chinky din dins
> chinky chinky din dins
Havin a chinky later, but what?
>>507728335Cotton or linen
>>507728377chinks are alright per capita
their niggers are relatively rare by comparison to other bames, still forren muck though
>>507728335For round the house or going out or what?
>>507728335As j*sh where he gets his fat cunt shirts, probably temu
>>507728478Don't like them, want them gone.
They all drag their fucking feet when they walk, fucking disgusting. They phlegm everywhere, they're loud and short.
my line manager got arrested and no one will tell me why, just that I have to do his job for "at least" the next month while he's gone
>>507729065Shouldn't you find out if it was related to his work before agreeing?
>>507729065You getting double pay then?
>Tories trying to condemn Labour over the rape clans
>>507729394why is it frowned upon to be racist?
>>507729216>>507729331they said they can't tell me anything amd for now they're mostly asking for triage of sorts i.e. show up at the important meetings he was supposed to be at, take notes and apologise for his absence but don't commit to anything and don't tell partners he's been arrested lmao
>>507724339 (OP) DON'T GET IT
YOU TIRED GETTING MY ATTENTION
THEN YOU NEVER CAME BACK
RNOT PERFECT, IT COMES DOWN TO WHAT M IS DOING
R ALL VLATE NIGHT. NOT A PEEP
...... WHAT WAS THE POINT??
Say fank you hon hon hon
>>507728913
>>507729978live ammunition authorised, obviously??
>>507730250Shoot one and the boats would stop tomorrow.
>jews when they hear a coin drop in the distance
>>507730717That escalated quickly
https://xcancel.com/MythoYookay/status/1934929471703834873#m
I mean, it literally would on all counts. And why do pakis always drive around with a car full of other men?
Ships crashing into ships in the straights of Hormuz
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/tanker-collision-near-strait-hormuz-amid-gps-signal-degradation
>>507730932>And why do pakis always drive around with a car full of other men?You already know the answer, and I'm not going to say it because it's fucking grim.
>>507730974Indians yet again?
>>507724339 (OP)>>Kim Woodburn dead aged 83>https://www.gbnews.com/celebrity/kim-woodburn-dead-celebrity-big-brother-tributesGILF queen
>>507725282>placing bets at spascotsimultaneously giving money to gypsies and supporting elite pursuits. serf-coded
>>507731058wouldnt discount drunk russians.
Seems a lot of GPS jamming going on whoever was steering.
>>507730717I saw something similar in Euston once. Indian women tourists stopped at the bottom of the escalator
with all their luggage and stood there was actually amusing seeing the pile of bodes.
>>507724698>sour way is the british way, not cherry flavoured obv.
>>507731280Boriswave millers short circuiting is increasingly common these days
>>507731382Stopped working in London in 2019. I'm telling myself they were DEFINATELY tourists though. It makes me feel better.
>>507727785>As a White community leader it is imperative now that after this inquiry has been released that the government takes actionIt's imperative that you take action against the kikes who let in the paki rape hordes into Britain
>>507731517Have they even actually got anything on Kier? We all know he's gay now.
Yi-long is back on our team
>British primary school newsletter claiming that posting photos of the Union Jack is contrary to โinclusion & acceptanceโ as well as โrespect & kindness.โ
>It is offensive to fly Britainโs flag in Britain 2025.
>>507730932I'm tired of 0iq people having opinions
gutenberg has a lot to answer for
>>507731757I did more than Elon and I can't even talk about it.
>>507731757>all the johnny-come-latelies who only hearda about it 6 months ago queueing up to take credit
>>507731757>out with the pakis>in with the pajeetswtf I love elon now
I only ever see my neighbour when i'm blackout drunk or just back from the gym and knackered
he must think i'm a fucking freak lol
>>507731985fucking cringe
>>507731805God I thought we were past this
>>507731966It's funny, Elon genuinely may have picked up the grooming stories story to push to try and build back his credibility after he joined in Vivek (likely due to a ket binge) over Christmas with his jeet meltdown that white people don't deserve a country and need to study maths and play violin for 28hrs a day.
>>507731516>DEFINATELY*definitely
>>507724339 (OP)If you dare to mention the worst psy ops campaign in world history, then maybe I'll start taking about the Muslim rape gang of schoolteachers I'm protecting.
Powerful deterrent lol.
>>507724339 (OP)In good King Charles' golden days when loyalty no harm meant,
A pious man of God was I and so I gained preferment.
There is no God but God quoth I, Muhammad is His prophet,
The infidel sign upon the flag shall soon be taken off it.
And this be law, I shall maintain ... etc
>>507732169I thought you were a bit overweight?
Is that why you go to the gym, or were you full of shit.
>>507732326Why on earth would you think that?
>>507725282I don't understand betting, probably for the best really
>>507731657>Have they even actually got anything on Kier? We all know he's gay now.Of course they have.
They would not have let him become PM if they did not have something to blackmail him with.
>>507731805>we recognise you did nothing wrong>others may not like it though
>>507732554I've lost 50+ pounds, still a bit to shift
into rucking at the minute which burns calories monstrously fast
>>507731985>noooooo we dont want cctv in our mobile rape cars nooooooI thought you have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide?
>>507732228>fucking cringe
https://xcancel.com/technopopulist/status/1933470766374277354#m
>This might be one of the most extraordinary interviews Iโve seen in years. If even 10% of whatโs said here is accurate, itโs hard to describe Labour as a functioning political party. If the bulk of it holds up, weโre talking about something closer to a criminal enterprise.
Worth a listen, but nothing is surprising or new in it really
>>507732833What do you do? Just take your pet brick for a walk?
>>507732833Maybe you should help out
>>507728335
>>507732751>let him become PMHe only got in because people wanted revenge on the Tories.
>>50773093Round my way there's always this one paki drug dealer in a BMW who just sits there idling with his minions milling around talking to him through the window, milling around is a national sport for these cunts
>>507733093I've got a big bag from mountain warehouse and i fill it with a sleeping bag and mat and books
>>507732326Schools are thoroughly corrupted. There's no way past that without a total overhaul.
>>507733043I listened to this yesterday. So far no one in parliament or muh media has mentioned even the possibility there could be local councillors and the likes involved or dared to ponder how far up this shit actually goes.
>it was just this one mohammed that did it>it was just all these taxi drivers>and councillors>and social workers>and mosques>and policeSomehow I doubt they'll be pointing the finger at themselves any time soon.
>>507733377Having a hotel here probably helped too
>>507727742>!KER'JUNGLE'DEL'ARSE!That's the sound a newclear bomb makes. I was thinking about it just now.
>>507733740Is it full of boatwogs?
>>50773283350lbs thatโs lot.
One of my mates is a bit of a big lad, eating low GI foods is helping. He had diabetes, he doesnโt need to take insulin anymore.
>>507733795I don't think so
Everyone knows Africans can't golf
>>507733823>I'm Milkuwot?
sent a few dozen boat wogs to the deportation department today didn't i, cor and phoar, all in a days work in't it oh aye
>>507733999You made Starmer cry ffs
What happened to tweedle Dee and tweedle fuck starmer and their plan to save the world together
I've been asked to bring proof of my "right to work" to a job interview, lads. Will a dinghy do? Or does that just prove the right be housed and receive bennnies?
When I live by meself I'll eat a hunger breaks tin without being judged by anyone.
>>507734276That means they want to see your e-scooter bossman.
>>507734125going to deport more of them tomorrow, few silly cunts from albania, insane how any of this is tolerated, one was an african who for some reason ended up in ukraine and then tried crossing over. Mong. Wish we could do millions.
This geezer left lotus eaters, unfortunately
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HTZRkWJYgKM
>>507734451Get em put bazra.
Get rid.
Sling h00k.
>>507733961Low fat milk, they call it 1% in the US.
>>507734687Absolute mid-wit cunt tbhwy
>>507734687Who gives a fuck.
They are all smug twats.
>>507734496Don't say you've never been tempted to scarf down the forbidden allure of this slop.
>>507734687he was the worst one, he has some wild, fringe opinions and is a 'psychologist'
of the lotus eaters alumni connor 'red ears' tomlinson moggs him
https://x.com/JamesEsses/status/1876285240848580920
>>507734451What do you do? You just get a sheet of names with a yes/no box for deportations? Don't they get 10 appeals first?
>>507733658This stuff is corrosive, it's going to further tank regime legitimacy and will only accelerate after things like Ballymena, Southport and all the hotels. This was an issue that was supposed to be brushed aside and put to bed 20 years ago yet here it still is and it's only going to get worse for them as time goes on
>>507734848Not with mushrooms in, fuck me.
Small old button mushrooms. Jesus.
>>507734867OHHHHH TOMMY TOMMY
>>507733658Basically, unless they start clapping irons on anyone in a position of authority who was aware of what was going on but dismissed it, then it's all a waste of itme
>>507734848the texture of anything non-bean in those things instantly puts me off
https://x.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1934965171333611810
>>507734848Might get a canning machine so I can make my own dinners and tin them for later.
>>507734867>the-rapists and academicsI'm sure they were literally shaking etc
>Member of the public calls police after seeing a weapon being pointed out of a car window
>Turned out to be a water pistol
>As the teens were White the local news have of course wasted no time in posting the picture of their arrests.
>>507735389TOMMEH TOMMEH TOMMEH RUBENSTEIN
>>507735372desu lad I'm not a fan of mushrooms either
>guess you could say I'm not a fun guy weyyyyy
>>507735550OOOOOOH STEPHEN STEPHEN
STEPHEN STEPHEN STEPHEN YAXLEY LE-EN-NON!
>>507734848science have done studies that say this raises test and blocks estrogen by 1000% percent
seen it on pubmed and the lancet
>>507735540Literal fun police
>>507735550Listened to a podcast which Tommy did recently. And he said the reason he was a zionist was because he had ewish friends when he was a kid in Luton.
>>507734175Kash has just revealed they have evidence China helped Biden steal the election. That whole family of rats must be looking to scurry into hiding. Obama too.
>>507735389>>507735550Tommy's doing well lads despite your efforts
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0t6KT9RS9e8
>>507735731>ewish friendsThey weren't practicing then.
>>507735653Thus begins my ascent to alphamaledom
>>507735757PBD is another paid for shill.
>>507735828they did a 2 week trial but the participant shagged all the fit scientists day 1 and killed the placebo
>>507735540And then you get story after story of a "local urban youth" mugging or stabbing or beating someone
>Oh no we can't show you their picture, they're just a childWell how the fuck do you justify publishing a photo of four innocent teens then? Yeah buck the narrative. Whites just as bad as bames right? Fuck off.
>>507735615Wild ones are ok, but only because they donโt tase of much.
https://xcancel.com/OborneTweets/status/1875505273298620821#m
>I wrote a chapter about the moral panic surrounding โgrooming gangsโ for my book Fate of Abraham.
Throwback
>>507734848Like eating beans and slimy rubber
https://x.com/Inevitablewest/status/1934995901379957053
>>507735731How do you "Get into Zionism" as a kid
Secret raves?
>>507735961I've subscribed to a mailing list for police updates in the local area
it's always like
>we chased some kids in the park for smoking weed, then we made another kid apologise to his neighbour for kicking a ball overjust going round bullying kids all day
>>507736083They keep talking about cutting unemployment bennies to force people back to work, but they never even consider cutting migrant bennies to get them to leave.
>>507736092Jewish lass at school developing early
>>507735757PBD is the most slimy untrustworthy looking mother fukker Iโve ever seen.
If he was an actor he would play the villain.
I prefer Nick calling people traitors for building a mosque.
https://youtu.be/soETYq-CTBM
>>507736092Get bummed at the Young Tory meetings
>>507736287I watched that yesterday, the geezer at the end taking offence for being called a traitor when that's what he is
https://x.com/GBNEWS/status/1934974402892091902
I hope you lads use SARs when dealing with dodgy companies / institutions so you know exactly what is being sad / claimed about you in the background when they're dealing with your accounts or claims. quite often some interesting stuff is revealed
>>507724339 (OP)>brit/pol/178 posts
not one mention about the national inquiry into paki rape gangs!
>>507733658Oh also his family story at the end reeks of bullshit and Gold is a terrible nepo interviewer
>>507736542A clever black would change strategy and say they're the good ones and that it's the browns that are the problem.
>>507736641>expecting to find politics in the dindins and Josh thread
>>507736287They're probably not even British
>>507736591Special Arse Reconnaissance .
>>507736591subject access request
under gdpr rules anyone that stores any data on you is obligated to give you all of that data in a readable format if you request it
>>507736591Arse (Special Reconnaissance)
>>507736641>muh useless appeasement to make whites die for Israel foreverNobody cares. They will not remove foreigners.
Gobbo, your little epic larp "i had my first gay sex in a publuc toilet today" failed bigly.
Because we all know your first gay experience was when your grandad raped you.
>>507736542I am from hackney my mum has never been into pol type shit, I heard here once mention abbott I think cause she got married at hackney town hall and she called her a cunt pretty much
>>507736542God she's one of the most abysmal people
>>507736909>obligated to give you all of that dataThing is, how do you prove they gave you everything?
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>>507736909I don't want to know what gchq think of me
>>507737246FOI
Field Orifice Intelligence
>>507736767Their faces are out there, so they will probably be found.
A bit reckless not blurting them and naming the company.
>>507737246you can't
but if they didn't then there will be discrepancies between the data you retained on your end and the data they give you
so you can kinda intuit when they don't
and the funny thing is, if they don't, and you can show they've misplaced / mishandled / intentionally not given you information, you can claim damages
>>507737513Blurring them out.
>>507737084>you did a number on me but its ok because I get to fantasize about you being raped as a childyou're legitimately such a low IQ mong lmfao
Keir Starmer considers his greatest success to be increasing NHS appointments from 2 million to 3 million.
He considers his greatest mistake to be not communicating his successes very well with the public.
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>>507736174https://immortanzit.substack.com/
>>507734854Awful take, that Connor monkey looking dude endlessly contradicted himself and went for the most mainstream 'alt' takes, was arrogant as fuck too. He was called out a few times on stream. Comments shat on him constantly particularly when he'd namedrop or his insider knowledge was proven wrong.
You're a legit drooling spastics, all your takes are shite
>>507737515>>507737246also, the ICO are very good at this
and if they get involved then thats a LOT of pressure and its usually better for whoever to just give up the entirety of the information even if its damning because if they don't the ICO will take them to the cleaners
>>507737756Grim
Warmed-over Titania McGrath shite
>>507731805East Renfrewshire Council issued an apology addressing the controversy.
>In their statement, the council said: "It was not the school's intention to imply the Union Flag is sectarian and both the headteacher and the council apologise for any offence and upset that has been caused to pupils, parents and carers and the wider community."The authority emphasised its commitment to educational values.
>The council added: "All educational establishments in East Renfrewshire should be spaces that are focused on learning, unity, and pride in a diverse British society."The statement concluded: "We expect our schools to foster an ethos of respect for diverse perspectives and national identity."
>>507737772Ponte carlo, eee by bleeding gum.
Rough as fuck.
A good place to get eees for some reason.
https://x.com/ActivePatriotUK/status/1934999786358267924
>>507738210Free the mandem
>>507737921He's a Catholic, therefore he's leaps and bounds ahead of a psychologist who is tied up with 'modern ideas'
I don't take my cues on what's good or bad from the comments section of a lotus eaters livestream like you
He's an effective communicator and knows his role of pushing the line but staying within the bounds, whereas Josh Ferme isn't moored because he's just another libtard screeching impotently at things
>>507737720You though by posting pic rel everybody would be all "woaah" and you would be all "done you". you then posted it here yourself after getting no bites and nobody paid attention then either kek
You are deeply mentally ill and will never ever have a gf or even sex.
>Larp statusTotal Failure.
>>507738210Alot of name groups are given the opportunity to thrive and fuck it up every single time. Black lives matter summer of riots for example. Given the centre stage to make their case and demands. But just burn their society down and steal money meant for charity.
This is why people are highly prejudiced and throw a carpet over whole groups. Same shit every single time.
>>507724339 (OP)they say that major disasters happen through a chain of mistakes rather than one individual happening. This is our Cherobyl , this is Birmingham 100 days into the bin strike
https://www.bbc.com/weather/2655603
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/birmingham-bin-strike-hits-100-35402824
https://ukhsa-dashboard.data.gov.uk/weather-health-alerts/heat/west-midlands
>>507738210Akhmed Yakoob, I wonder how many times heโs been IDโd and the bouncer thought it was fake.
Meme name.
Asian McLoving.
>>507738721You are a pseudy thick cunt just like him
>le christianityBoring dull cunt. Christ you wind me up I hope your mum gets cancer or some shit. Vile alky cunt. No idea why you trip you self obsessed narcissist prick.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPSo2fAdxXUW-y5xCATilyzBO50zBB8xe
>>507738940t. impotent libtard
>>507738063>"We expect our schools to foster an ethos of respect for diverse perspectives and national identity."Yeah foreign ones
>>507738210coming second in general election vote,
>Shabana Mahmood wonoh right that explains it
>>507735540You just know it was some miserable cunt 40-50 year old woman rang the filth saying it was a gun knowing it was a water pistol
>>507738758yet it caused you to fantasize about me being raped as a child
KEK
C O P E
O
P
E
I won
and I always will when it comes to you
you're my play thing and you fucking hate it
new name just dropped
you're no longer ofsm you're toymong
>>507736542Shouldn't she be investigated for this? Targeted racial attack.
>>507736591https://www.who.int/health-topics/severe-acute-respiratory-syndrome
>>507739182did you not get raped as a child by your own family?
>>507736641There are plenty of mentions, you automated spam bot.
>>507737084Why's he telling kids online stories about gay sex in bathrooms?
>>507738951Just had a cold shower. Was lush.
Might have another one in 5 minutes.
>>507737084Lmao what a sad bastard
>>507739325nope
I was never physically abused in any way shape or form
>>507738786>Sanjeeta, you've got a strong nose, fancy covering these bin strikes?
>>507739530So just mindraped then
>>507726188Love the way it feels like everyone is shouting. Was making me quite grumpy being bunged up.
>>507739603the whole country is mindraped on a daily basis lmao
snutt
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>>507739182Such cope
Much Seethe
>>507740003Kind of like Epstein.
>>507740025I accept your concession
Gobbo getting so lonely and desperate he's fantasising about a chance encounter where he gets to wank off a young lad lmao
>>507738210ahahahahaha rekt
>>507740096Squeeze out a log and leave it under her pillow
tt4ObAqw so lonely he orbits me on brit/pol/ and exclusively posts about me
>>507740173And telling stories to kids about it online wtf?
>>507740072Exactly see
>>507733658Funding, profit, had to be coming from somewhere
>>507740096gf didn't talk to me for 2 hours yesterday because my boots were touching the sofa cover
>>507737469I do, but spooks are immune to SAR's
>>507738210Proceeds of Crime Act is gonna fuck him hard
>>507740096sling it up her arse. that'll learn her
>>507739368Epic ownage of brinnie bullies.
Everybody knows that is how you do it. And when it doesn't work you just say it did anyway.
#NPD
>>507738951god I wish that was me
>exaggerating
>lying
>huddling
>sucking each other off
yea I'm thinking I won again
>>507740276Gonna wank to blacked to spite her the bitch
>>507739406jesus christ every time i see one of you retarded fucking bongs using lush unironically in a sentence I thank God Almighty we broke away from your collective faggotry and made you a vassal state.
>>507738210>POCAyou don't use it nearly enough glowies.
You and the politicians LOVE stealing money, get too it. He prob has enough assets to pay for a Somali family for an entire year.
Lad did a good job of making a motorbike
>>507740921ahve godda hankerin for somma dem der grits
>>507740960Careful what you say in here now, there's a grass with links to cheshire bill lurking and he's irritated.
$_57
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>>507741047Bet it's noisy
>>507740921It's a northern poof thing like shaving your entire body and hanging around public toilets hoping you get to suck teenage willies
>>507724339 (OP)>brit/pol/270 posts
not one post about the news of national inquiry into muslim rape gangs!
>>507741191Yeah,I was hoping to see the bloke, I'd have asked him about it.
But I wasn't gonna hang around to find out.
100% Trump will bomb Iran now. The more they say they won't means the the exact opposite
>>507736542remember when that woman who tweeted that the Southport killer was Muslim was charged with "spreading misinformation to incite racial hatred" or some bullshit
where's that for Abbott
>>507741642Yeah that sweet sweet oil.
>>507741177what, no blue suede shoes?
weeeeerld waaaar treeeeeeeeee is defintly habbening dis tiem for reeeeeal :0
>>507741842calm down elvis
>>507741642Hes already surrendered Im afraid
Why yes, it's me again.
The successful one. The powerful one.
The man with multiple streams of income, a paid-off mortgage, a private pension, and a wife from a wealthy bloodline that guarantees me a quarter-million-pound inheritance within two decadesโif I donโt spontaneously combust from fixating on a Tumblr post first.
Some men enjoy wine. Others enjoy horses.
Me? I enjoy sifting through random British IPs at 2AM trying to figure out if one of them is Josh.
Let me tell you, there's no greater thrill than reverse image searching Co-op stock photos to prove a man I hate bought his groceries. It's not obsession. It's aristocracy. This is what the gentry do.
I log my staff's hours by day.
I fantasise about a fat NEETโs sexual trauma by night.
I am, in every way, the epitome of high society.
Did I mention I'm not even mad?
I mean sure, Iโve mentioned Josh by name over 200 times, implied he was raped by his grandad, projected hereditary schizophrenia onto him, and claimed he's melting down despite not even being in the threadโbut trust me, Iโm cool.
Normal people always post in vertical text to spell โSAD CUNT.โ
You see, while Josh writes fluid essays, dismantles narratives, and reverse-baits me into exposing my own disturbed inner world, Iโm the one actually winning.
Because I once politely turned down free tits from a drunk woman.
Thatโs the measure of a man.
Itโs all very rational.
Like a spreadsheet.
If the spreadsheet was drawn in blood and semen on the wall of a Section 136 holding cell.
At the end of the day, Iโm just doing my duty:
Monitoring forums for the fat autistic man who lives rent-free in my endocrine system.
Stalking his alternate Tumblr accounts.
Staring at his online LARPs like theyโre sacred runes.
Because nothing screams well-adjusted, happily married aristocrat like writing nightly fanfiction about Josh being raped as a child.
>>507742101you aint nothin but a hound dawg
>>507742452I dont like that apu, can you please not post that
>Narcissistic injury status
Inflicted
>Npd meltdown status
Engaged
>Mentol elf parameters
Coping and Seething
>Nonce Goblin Status
On the ropes
>MELTY INITIATED
MELTY INITIATED
>MELTY INITIATED
MELTY INITIATED
>MELTY INITIATED
MELTY INITIATED
>>507740025isn't the point of this meme that the guy is asking if the butterfly is something that it clearly is NOT?
you fucked it up
Why are people like this?
>NooOOOO WE NEED TO PLAN EVERY MIGRANT'S ITINERARY FOR FIVE STAT COMFORT
for the benefit of the pakiposter, whom I have filtered
>>507643128>>507644341if you did the job you're paid for properly you'd know we've spoken about it and our greivences are well established
dirty muslim cunt trying to rub our noses in it, bet you're shitting yourself behind the hardman facade
> BREAKING โ Trump โseriouslyโ considering strike on Iran, US officials tell Axios
BREAKING โ Trump โseriouslyโ considering strike on Iran, US officials tell Axios
>>507742976if he does this he completely destroys his own legacy
just tell the jews to fuck off for once
>Israel warns of 'surprises' for Iran on Thursday which 'will make Lebanon pager plot seem simple'
Point out that kikes are naturally deceptive and have influence everywhere, and you're antisemitic.
it's happening (din dins)
>>507742976this wouldn't be in the news if it was serious
>>507742976Me too, in my pants
huehuehue the nonce had a proper melty again
>>507741642Gotta get that oil, israel want space to expand too.
Why all this steam about the enquiry? They liked it? There arenโt โone millionโ victims
English girls like shitskin men
you can tell when he is seething cos he starts reporting lol.
Kier starmer is not fit for office in my political opinion.
womans been stabbed to death in hackney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULACS2D2kR0
>She told MPs: "If you look at the data on child sexual exploitation, suspects and offenders, it's disproportionately Asian heritage. "If you look at the data for child abuse, it is not disproportionate, and it is white men."
Idgi
