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Day: 5

>Israeli official says "The next 48 hours will be critical in the war against Iran"
>U.S. Air Force F-22s and F-35s are en route to the Middle East - The Aviationist
>Israeli Air Force launches strikes in Tehran and western Iran
>IDF intelligence complex in Herzliya sustains damage from Iranian missile strike
>Trump says he has no desire to negotiate with Iran and expects nothing less than their complete surrender
>Israel says it killed the new Iranian Chief of Staff, whose predecessor was killed in another Israeli strike on Friday

>Livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK0PLBNZpko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihd6-KOPou4

>Telegram
https://rentry.org/pigtelegram

>Twitter accounts (using proxy frontend because twitter's UI is trash):
https://nitter.net/clashreport
https://nitter.net/ELINTNews
https://nitter.net/Faytuks

>Israel Rocket Alerts
https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/

>Air Traffic
https://www.flightradar24.com/
https://flightaware.com/live
https://globe.adsbexchange.com

>Maritime Traffic
Https://www.marinetraffic.com/
Https://www.vesselfinder.com/

Note: /pig/ is the neutral thread, this is neither pro-Iran nor pro-Israeli, avoid splitting like autists of /uhg/ & /chug/

RECAP:

>~25 Israeli's and ~250 Iranians killed since the start of the conflict

Day: 4
>Trump says "Everyone should immediately evacuate Tehran!" and leaves G7 to return to Washington, D.C.
>Iranian Parliament to vote for withdrawal from the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty
>Heavy US military deployment underway in Middle East, dozens of refueling aircraft and USS Nimitz are en-route
>Bazan oil refinery in Haifa shutdown operations due to damage sustained from Iran's missile attack
>8 Israelis killed in missile attacks and US embassy in Tel Aviv sustained minor damage

Day: 3
>Iran launches 3rd consecutive night of missile salvo at Israel
>Heavy Israeli airstrikes throughout Iran continue throughout the day
>Putin, after his phone call with Trump, warned Iran's leader Khamenei that his regime is in danger
>11 Israeli's killed in missile attack

Day: 2
>Iran fires ballistic missiles striking Haifa refinery, Israeli retaliation targets oil depots in Tehran
>Israel bombs Iran's largest gas refinery at South Pars gas field, as well as industrial areas in Tabriz and Tehran
>Israel says attacks on Iran are nothing compared with what is coming
>Iran fires ballistic missiles at Tel Aviv, 3 Israeli's killed

Day: 1
>Netanyahu calls on Iranian people to overthrow the regime
>Israeli airstrikes on Iran target missile silos and air bases
>Most of Iran's chain of command are killed or missing in the initial strike
>Iran's Nuclear facilities destroyed and nuclear scientists are assassinated
>Israel launches operation codenamed "Lion-like Nation" says the campaign will take "weeks"

>>507727770 (OP)
>>Israeli official says "The next 48 hours will be critical in the war against Iran"
TWO MORE DAYS

why don't israel fire missiles at iran?

>By posting in this thread, you denounce the Tulmud, the Torah, and admit that the state of Israel is illegitimate through your own volition.

>8 missiles launched
>0 interceptions

I WANT TO FUCK A HOOKER IN THE ASS

Where is the nuclear holocaust i was promised?

>>507727934
there was no impacts doe

>>507727770 (OP)
>>507727770 (OP)
>>507727770 (OP)
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>>507727770 (OP)
goddamn so many people got even more redpilled about kikes and israel here as in the 1thousand dosage gaza redpilling hadn't already pushed normies to TKD now i know jews would love to say schizo.. its this exactly why people hate you... you always like to brag and win every argument even though you're completely on the wrong it doesn't matter... like this treating of an old historic nation like your 'playground' when everyone knowing its because america has been behind you and carrying like a toddler.. everyone can see how one country is sanctioned to hell despite being filthy rich in resources and a country with f35 and preference treatment in the global market again coz you're a western emissary even you know this... yet you gloat like a disgusting piece of shit totally befitting of being the most hated minority to ever walk this earth despite being 0.000001% of the world
what you dont know is this rub the wrong way and they'd rather go gaza than listen to you hell with all the world watching and america who couldn't do shit to the houthis and the absence of oct 7th attack to allow you to target civvies i dont think you can pull anything off
thats without saying that chinks losing its only reliable oil source wouldn't care for that outcome at all and would encourage iran to go to world oil blockade and hit every refienery in the region and making every timmy go to the line for oil in 2025

you're always overstemate what you can do and without even going to logic road of unofficial warheads that are undisclosed but will be as last resort

>>507727770 (OP)
>Iranians are chimping out against Jordan now
It would be pretty based if they flew some F-16s into Iran and bombed Khuzestan for a bit.

>>507727898
Because our missiles have wings

>>507727983
everyone day one of houthis being attacked thought it was jewver especially miggers and /pol/tards... they simply layed low and waited out the storm

the world is also against regime change because they fear civil war and every side wanting a piace thus refugees
also milking the gulf for arms

I want to fuck a persian twink in the ass.

>>507727937
We get it anon you jews really are cheap tho just pay the hooker retard

>>507727770 (OP)
Im sorry I just have to get my officer tism out. Do the Iranians not have a chain of succession? Every one of those general officers should have staff that know to auto fill when the guy ahead of them gets pasted. My units is in our SOP. I know if X person dies, suddenly im acting X, all the way up to battalion command that im way not qualified for, but even my dumbass is better than nothing. You just do that. Does Iran not....do that? Am I having a fucking stroke?

>>507727898
we put out points into the air force tree
although we have ballistic missiles
not plenty with uhm special warheads
and most countries will get upset if we will use them

>>507727970
The invisimissiles strike again!

>>507727898
I think they fired a good amount of ALBMs at Iran during the first day.

>>507727987
>>507727983
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>>507727937
Oy vey!

This information embargo sucks, but at least
>Israeli official says "The next 48 hours will be critical in the war against Iran"
they're no longer pretending everything is totally okay.

>>507727983
Shut up faggot, no one is reading all of that

>>507727947
>Pajeet doesn't understand that wars can last longer than 3 days
Understandable, given recent tidings.

>China has signed an 'eternal friendship treaty' with Central Asian countries.

Maybe China is afraid that Russia will move into these countries now that Iran war started?

>>507727922
You can't even spell Talmud correctly, are you afraid of the jew god smiting you or something?

Once in a way
is it a good idea to make this the OP image?
/pig/?

are faggots still coping about Israel (with Amerigolems) winning yet again?

>>507728038
Sure they did, just like puccia with Boris Johnson.

cyber attack on iranian banking systems

>>507727922
Thanks Anon, I already irrevocably and permanently denounced the Torah/Talmud 10 times a day for the past 10 years, but this time might've been the one

I'm so fucking hungry

This is gonna be another air sandwich of a day.

>>507728044
why cant we just give you some of our gay shadow storm whatever the fuck they're called cruise missiles for you to fire at them

>>507728032
that's a little gay, homie

>>507728107
There is only one serb coping, while everyone else is laughing at iran

>>507728123
>arabic 9
kek

>>507728063
>two days (weeks) bro

>>507728054
>he survived and got out
Not something Irans generals can say kek.

>By posting in this thread, you denounce the Talmud, the Torah, and admit that the state of Israel is illegitimate through your own volition.

>>507728038
Can I have names?

Why do they need USA's help if Iran is weak and has no missiles?

>>507728103
Too big so resized it

>>507728076
meh nothing has been coming of this stuff. how long have we had the SCO? nothing happens with central asia.

>>507728044
I quite literally hope you all get wiped off the earth but at this point let’s not even pretend if you nuked Washington DC off the map the entire world wouldn’t run cover spouting you has no choice but to do it for your own defense.

>>507728043
Lmao instead of having 10 people lined up at all times to feed into the meat grinder why not just nip the infiltration in the bud? Hunker down for a few days to figure out who's leaking what to whom.

We're in the end times of the maga party now.

>>507728168
The Jew yearns for sustenance

>>507728076
>Russia will move into
With what?

>>507728063
Obviously they are hiding something, but i wonder how Iran could inflict any damage with their severely degraded number of launchers? And they dont seem to have any terror cells either

>>507728230
You didn't make it permanent or irrevocable shill

nigga on his knees

Why does every leader in euro country always repeat the line "I believe Israel has a right to defend itself"?

>>507727898
Israel has nukes.
A nuke country firing MRBMs is very dangerous situation.

>>507728038
Iran and Israel have been playing tit for tat on this one and they are both actually slowing down significantly as the days wear on. It's obvious they have an equal ability to hurt each other with military operations even if Israel has the unlimited sugar daddy to manipulate it into their favor at the end.
So I'm going to call this war a tie. Because as soon as the burgers show up it's no longer Israel's war to win.

>>507728297
>its afraid

>>507728203
It's respectful to their culture.

O boy, if you want to gladden my heart / You must give me kisses after serving me wine (Ey pesar gar del-e man kard hamiḵᵛāhi šād / Az pas-e bāda marā busa hami bāyad dād; Farroḵi [d. 1038] Divān, p. 46).

>>507728329
They are all either bribed or blackmailed, its not even up for debate

>>507728194
we have our own air launched cruise missiles
and we definitely used them quite a bit for DEAD

Zelensky to Ukraine citizens leave Iran and Israel now

An unspecified Iranian diplomat shared a personal, unofficial message with an Iranian diaspora publication that claimed Iranian leaders are willing to “give up uranium enrichment to preserve the regime.”[8] These statements do not reflect official Iranian government positions. The diplomat claimed that the Artesh and IRGC will “lose control of the situation” and that the regime is “ready to negotiate” if it can achieve “face-saving solutions.” He said that he was not speaking as a representative of the Iranian government.

Iran likely calculates that it can impose costs on Israel for Israel’s campaign against Iran, but Iran’s attacks have been mostly ineffective and do not appear to be influencing Israeli decision making. Iranian officials have continued to threaten a “severe response” to Israeli strikes. Iranian officials appear to design these statements to deter Israel by suggesting Iran can impose costs on Israel, but the lack of Iranian success in actually doing so will presumably diminish the deterrent effect of the statements over time. Iranian missile and drone attacks on Israel have not achieved strategic effects that would influence Israeli decision making. The lack of Iranian success in imposing costs on Israel will presumably further diminish the deterrent effect of the statements over time.

I denounce air fryers.

>>507728194
They already have them.

>>507728243
you know how it is

>>507727770 (OP)
Iranian culture is centered around being based. They have holidays for being based. They fought off empires and Jewish-backed invaders to stay based. They listen to based music, like epic poetry slamming globalist kikes. They elect based leaders as presidents who call out the Jew-controlled West. They dress and act based, rejecting Yiddish fashion trends. They draw their entire modern culture from being based, spitting on Talmudic influence. They act based exposing Jewish tricks. They watch sports to cheer based athletes crushing ZOG. When you say “Ferdowsi,” they’re not thinking of some poet—they’re thinking of the based Shahnameh roasting Jewish plots. Their cities are overrun with based Persians rejecting Zionist filth. They honor their based police, free of Jewish moles, and their based diplomats schooling the Jew-run UN. Their men watch based sports while their women admire anti-Semitic masculinity. They revere based icons like Cyrus the Great, who’d never bow to Jews, and Khomeini, who named the Jew as enemy, while shunning the kike-loving Shahs who sold out pre-based Iran. Their films star based heroes fighting Zionist villains, and their charts top with based anthems calling out Jewish scams. They send based athletes to the Olympics and cheer when they win, proving Persian blood trumps Jew gold. They’ll say they like Jews and that anti-Zionist memes are just jokes, but the evidence is clear: Iran has always been and will be a nation of Jew-hating, based Persians.

>>507727770 (OP)
UPDATE
U.S. forces have engaged Iranian forces ON THE GROUND!
I REPEAT: U.S. forces have engaged Iranian forces ON THE GROUND!
Details to follow!

>>507728269

>>507728032
iran forcibly transitions their twinks

>>507728398
Iran’s calculations about continuing the war may change in the coming weeks as Israeli strikes expand and threaten the regime. An Israeli outlet reported that Russian President Vladimir Putin told the Iranian supreme leader that the survival of the Iranian regime is under threat.[9] Putin made the call after a conversation with US President Donald Trump about Russian mediation between Iran and Israel. Israeli strikes have recently expanded to target Iranian internal security and social control institutions, which could threaten regime stability. The current Israeli strikes are probably the most serious threat to regime survival that the Iranian regime has faced since 1979. The supreme leader and his allies could conclude that offering concessions and ending uranium enrichment is necessary if it saves the regime.

>>507728347
This was always going to end in a stalemate but the shills insisted otherwise.

>>507728277
I dont think Iran *has* a few days at the rate were going.

>>507728168
>I'm so fucking hungry
Well, go steal more land. Maybe you'll find a lunch in palestinian houses.

>>507727937
I want to fuck a hooker like this guy

>>507728407
why dont they use them then, didnt ukraine start fucking russia with them

>>507728427
>Details to follow!

I can't believe wars are this boring now. Where are the huge standing armies? Where are the razed cities? Where are the big fights?
War devolved into two retards slinging missiles at each other like monkeys throwing shit, a few small skirmishes with 20 deaths total max and the occasional insider schizo that does a mass shooting.
Pathetic, how is anybody entertained by this garbage?

>>507728367
what happens if they don't say it?

>>507728168
You still got a working pizza place near you? Treat yourself.

>>507728398
So basically they're bluffing all the way through. What a shame.

>>507728429
Based

>>507728479
TONY WHY DID YOU PUT GHOST PEPPAS IN MY SANDWICH IM DYIN’ HERE!

>>507728428
Where did I lie?

Iranian and Israeli woman should protest naked in the streets to end the bloodshed.

Iran has reportedly maintained its uncompromising position regarding nuclear talks, meaning that it is not yet ready to negotiate an end to the war with Israel. Other reports have indicated that Iran may grant concessions if it is allowed to fully retaliate against Israel.
The United States is deploying additional forces to the Middle East to “provide options to defend US assets and interests.” These forces include a carrier strike group and a high number of refueling tanker aircraft.
The IAEA indicated that Israeli strikes have likely damaged or destroyed thousands of centrifuges at the Natanz nuclear site. The Fordow site remains largely unscathed, however, according to the IAEA.
The Iranian capacity to conduct missile operations is likely degraded. The IDF has likely destroyed around a third of the Iranian missile launchers. Iran has also used between a third and a half of its missiles that can reach Israel.
The IDF struck the IRIB headquarters in Iran likely to degrade the Iranian capacity to produce propaganda and shape the information environment. This came after the IDF began striking other regime institutions and energy infrastructure.

>>507727885
>On the way to the Persian Gulf
>Estimated arrival time - 48 hours.
That's why everyone saying 48h

BREAKING
Huge explosion reported near Isfahan Traffic Police facility.

>>507728467
>Maybe you'll find a lunch in palestinian houses
These shitskins are only eating pita with hummus, it's the worst slop there is
I've been thinking about pizza or a cheeseburger&beer evening

https://x.com/JoeTruzman/status/1934983029195456707
big boom in Iran

>>507727770 (OP)
they hijacked this thread with a bunch of timmy autists from countries that only bring them islamic migrant sperm to replace them so they come seethe and cope like a bunch of projecting neets who they really are... nothing to do even without minorities they'd be filthy disusting neet but whatever ... at least jeets are now the prime export and we'll finally part way you disgusting gone by 2100 extinct race of people that hate eachother so much they planned to end themselves... lastly you know 80% of your people would kill you before they go tree hanging mohammeds.. they feel they're above it but its the programming

but yee jews enjoy the winnings on these 2 weeks enjoy the general its not liek this board has fish memory and will default back to you with the major base being mutts who see you as destroying their patriarchy and making their women bbc addicts but i digress not to mention the spics and nigs who see you as rank 1- ... i mean you're white to them but unlike other whites they can get other whites to hate you so good luck with your successess

>>507728585
LLM fail lmao

>Reuters reports that Khamenei has lost key military and security advisers to Israeli air strikes, creating significant gaps in his inner circle and increasing the risk of strategic mistakes, according to five sources familiar with his decision-making.

>>507728354
I just ate a burger with fried egg for breakfast, you should get one. Very tasty

>>507728347
>It's obvious
You use this phrase in every post when it really isn't obvious to anyone but you.

>>507728594

Emmanuel Macron said Trump was rushing to make a peace deal! What happened??

>>507728361
heh yeah, some Iranian friends told me that most of their poetry is probably secretly gay, but it doesn't translate well into languages with gendered nouns/pronouns

>>507728628

>>507728553
this anon gets it

>>507728631
kino!

>>507728663
Ah. You’re retarded, got it, Jewish inbreeding and all.

rate my burger

>>507728054
Lmaao I feel bad laughing vn8xas

>>507728628
>pita with hummus
better than foreskins disguised as squids

>>507728403
>I denounce air fryers
Shits getting real.

>>507728636
The beauty of this post is
That its difficult to tell whose side this poster is on

WHEN DO I SEE BOMBS FROM US AIRCRAFTS? This happening is a scam

>>507728761
so-so

>>507728710
What the fuck is his problem?

>>507728761
What's that thing between the tomato and the cheese? Is that onion? Seems a bit pale.

>>507728718
>A regular explosion
>Kino
How new are you?
Fuck /pol/ has truly become a cesspool of retarded shills and newfags.

A SIGNIFICANT EXPLOSION OCCURRED AT A WAREHOUSE IN ISFAHAN PROVINCE. ISRAELI ATTACKS HAVE BEEN REPORTED IN THE AREA OVER THE LAST HOUR.

https://x.com/JoeTruzman/status/1934983029195456707

they make the i wanna die to kill you so fucking worth it just yuck

>>507728214
What's so funny about ٩?

>>507728761
Too much tomato.

ITT

>>507728823
white onion

Still no happening

>>507728761
Tomato a little thick, but no sesame seeds, but good sauce coverage and cheese choice. 7.5/10

>>507728448
>Vladimir Putin told the Iranian supreme leader that the survival of the Iranian regime is under threat
He's so insightful. What a great man to have on your side.

>>507728761
Lettuce under the patty is a smooth-brain move

>>507728849
Nice
Why can't we get more kino like that?

>>507728761
too sloopy
barely above mcd's tier

>>507728429
tomato tomato who cares
it goes in the hole either way

>>507728761
Looks pretty mid.

>>507728684
Serb detected. Opinion rejected.

>>507728823
a foreskin

>>507728482
They are fucking Iran. Systematically and professionally.

I hate most of my neighbors now
To know them is to hate them

>>507727970
Loop >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVG_X_7Naw
Side by side.
https://youtu.be/Zn32IvKuipU

Don't be a degenerate polyamorous liberal.
Keep your virginity, marry one for life.

Thats your one and only warning.

>>507728911
There is more
https://xcancel.com/JoeTruzman/status/1934969766495809546#m

>>507728722
i have 130 IQ ahmed

They are seriously going to fight this
and get missiled apart? It's not 2003 anon.

>>507728814
Never. The goal is to raise the carbon footprint in the area, thereby warming the region to create civil instability. The planes are meant to just keep circling releasing exhaust. We should expect refueling planes to arrive soon

>>507728989
god damn, that is my oc

I had sympathy for Israel when they got attacked by Hamas. I have nothing but disdain for Israel now after they attacked Iran. You get what you fuxking deserve Israel!

>>507729004
Why
What annoying things did you discover about em?

> Urgent | An Iranian Air Force F-14 fighter jet has shot down an Israeli F-15 fighter jet.

>>507727770 (OP)
I’m so tired of jew lies and evil it’s unreal.

More strikes in Najaf Abad.

>>507729066
I ain't clicking this shit kraut
post a webm

UNCONFIRMED

>Reports of the assassination of a very senior official in Iran - Ahmadinejad was killed.

>There is no verified information for this at this time.

>>507729068
>crying about how iq
Oh you’re actually mad now lmao.

whats everyone eating? post your slop

>>507729124
I want to fuck bulma in her ass

>>507728458
I mean after Iran got their AD back up and did their big salvo back they've both been behaving like wounded animals. It was pretty much over and a tie on day one. It didn't have to be, but it was Israeli hubris that allowed Iran to hurt them back. But a weakness is a weakness even if it's an RNG sort of thing.
But both Samson options are on the table
Israel could nuke
But even if Israel blew their load Iran could still pull off the Strait of Hormuz play.

The biggest result of this war will be everyone trying to work out better defenses against cruise missiles since that's the only thing that's really gotten in and done anything, even if what it did seems to have not mattered in the slightest.

>>507728761
Looks nice.
Now i want to make burgers too...

>>507729146
Fucking hell Iran is just built on a shitload of mountains

>>507729113
They’re jewish

>>507728398
hogwash they'll get what they want or nothing

>>507728516
US launching 30 stratos and israeli f35s flying around like gods in the air is boring to you?

Its 10x cooler than older warfare

Did you guys know Lookner used to be a philosophy instructor?

>>507728780
Biggest drawback is the lack of any reference to a strong desire for food

NOW: Trump is meeting with his national security team on the Israel-Iran war in the White House Situation Room.

Source: Axios

It's not some dude with IEDs & RPGs
anymore they have advanced drones
and missiles

>>507728413

>>507729155
dumb frogposter

>>507728398
>but Iran’s attacks have been mostly ineffective and do not appear to be influencing Israeli decision making
Only because they KNOW the U.S. is joining the fray, if it weren't for that then they would.
>Victorious warriors win first and the go to war, whereas defeated warriors go to war and then seek to win
Sun Tsu.

They wouldn't even have begun without knowing the U.S. was on side already.

There Kween, one person read at least one of your posts. Was totally worth the investment from Unit 8200

>>507729177
>no u

>>507729178

>>507728849
>orange smoke
yeah that's bad for you

Member the axis of resistance? Member Israel being supposedly surrounded and choked on multiple fronts? Member that one copy pasta calling the isolation and then destruction of Israel "inevitable"?Whatever became of that?

>>507729066
>>507728849
>>507729155
https://t.me/MiddleEastNewsIl/38023
More here
too lazy to webm

>>507729171
>Iran - Ahmadinejad was killed.
I thought he already died

>>507729124
at least they didn't claim it was an F-35 this time

>>507729083
thanks

>>507727770 (OP)
>Oh Allah, the most blessed the most wise and all powerf-

*record scratch*

What are the political and religious ramifications of the Hindu mythos absolutely mogging the Quran and Allah, and why has the Muslim scourge completely failed in its global conquest of Earth?

>Iran = Getting Dead'ed, soon to be Dead
>Syria = Dead
>Lebanon = Dead
>Free palestACK = Dead dead and dead again
>Egypt = Mogged
>Turkey = Mogged
>Iraq = Dead
>North Africa and SEA = 24/7 shit talking and coping
Pakistan = Mogged, economically and militarily dead, AND coping.

MEANWHILE,

Israel = Chilling
The West = Chilling
China = Chilling
India = Chilling

Im starting to believe guys, that the bottom line is, Muhammed and Allah are a fuckin' joke worshipped by only the purest form of loser?

>>507728761
tomato and onion too thick other than that looks yummy

>>507729238
>Harvard
guy is a fucking amoeba

>>507729254
Get ready to die for Jews, maga supporters

You were warned

>>507729113
probably the glibness of their tongues and/or their skill at lying.

>>507728076
Russia considered those countries their backyards and Kazakhstan close to a vassal being in their NATO knockoff CSTO. Both China and Türkiye has made pushes for influence in the regions. Because much like when Russia started losing influence in Ukraine they might invade to prevent their hold from faltering.

>>507728761
Burger/10

>>507728857
nothing, it looks the same as 9 but they still put both symbols

>>507729238
>tfw steve is like 35-40 years old
Dude looks much older like in his late 50s. Balding is really a death sentence for men.

>>507728761
Looks great, love a thick burger, hope there's pickles on it. 8.5/10

>>507728761
forrin muck

>>507727770 (OP)
Jews are like a cockroach infestation. You can kill them but they’ll never truly go away. I think the only way forward is literally total Jewish death, sorry for the few percentage points of Jews that aren’t trash and have self awareness but Jews present a moral and physical threat to everyone.

oy vey!
stay and suck Slomos dik in bomb shelter kike!

>>507729359
any time sweetheart

>>507729254
Digits decide what Trump says after the meeting

>>507729171
He isn’t a very high official. This would be like offing bill clinton

>>507729400
Are any of you drama queens even serving in the us military? How are you supposed to "die for Israel?"

internet cut in Iran due to fears off uprising aginst the regime.
its overing

>>507729238
this guy really went to harvard so he can make onions faces at skyline live streams. good for him though. i bet it's very profitable.

>>507727770 (OP)
can we please use more than one OP image

>>507729238
>went to hardvard
>taught at ucla
>wrote for seinfeld, snl and the muppets
>air fryer master chef
Is there anything this guy can't do?

So is it happening, or does nothing ever happen?

based iran making world better place!

Reports apparently walking back to 3 missiles launched and not 8.
Falling into a pattern here.
Yesterday they did the same thing
3-2-1 when doing their probing strikes, and then they did their bigger salvo in the morning.
So Iran's sense of humor is still intact.

>>507729508
>We need to sacrifice more children to Moloch

>F-35 DESTROYED BY IRANIAN HYPERSONIC MISSILE

>>507729171
naw he is a mossad asset lol

>>507729508
>Digits decide what Trump says after the meeting

Rolling for TMD ofcourse

>>507729178
The white jew and high fructose corn syrup

>>507729525
is having a porn stash on your hard drive haram or ok?

>>507729507
based

kek

>Chancellor Merz told broadcaster ZDF that if Iran does not back down, 'the complete destruction of its nuclear program is being considered, an effort Israel cannot carry out alone'.

>>507729514
>Are any of you drama queens even serving in the us military?
Extremely Unlikely

>>507727770 (OP)
>Israel says it killed the new Iranian Chief of Staff, whose predecessor was killed in another Israeli strike on Friday
aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>507728210
>imagine sucking up to kikes over people that are doing something about the kike infestation
You wouldn’t happen to be a dirty Kurdish gypsy would you?

Why does Israel have zero triple A?
I would assume they would be using something like skynex with AHEAD rounds, pic rel.

>>507729400
Why is everyone saying americans would be sent in? Its just going to be a long bombing campaign and then rhe US will fuck off. Iran has nothing to escalate or fight back with and it abandoned by everyone

what will you do when the draft officers come to drag you out of your home to die for israel?

>>507729695
Nasrallah
Deaja Vu

>>507729113
The cattle way in which they insist of blocking the path to the shelter
It's almost pointless anyway, rendering the experience even more than pointless
Some of them in the shelter, it's like they think they are alone in the room trying to train their dog or whatnot

It's all females btw, diff ages...
Many many case of the dog pulling to one point, while a woman holding the leash is casually talking to someone, and the leash blocks the entire hallway while sirens are going and we are about to be bombed...
Some teenagers (the mouth breathing ones with a fuzz on the upepr lip) are not more self aware than the dogs

United Nations Security Council mentioned the meme flags of total annihilation and vengeance

>>507729672
>I'm considering knocking out every single person in this bar, but I'm gonna need help to do it
Okay

>>507729711
They are lasermaxxing for drone defense

>>507729525
Wow you (IDF) are really trying to push this sadam shit lmao

How are you managing to look worse than dirty pedo ragheads

>>507728210
Serb is not real Serb most likely Russian
Serbs died at hands of Iranians in 1993 and 1994 thats like yesterday

>>507729655
Politics in the US will be really interesting 10 years from now when all boomers die out

so today is day for gay orgy in shelter 0-24?

>>507729525
30k israelis have just fled to Cyprus
What are you niglets hiding?

>>507729576
get his tie on in time

>>507729184
You are a benchod

the serbs crappy cope spam is just sad at this point

>halp.... da jooz use demons... allah has abandoned us

>>507729754
>even a Jew forced upon the presence of other Jews learns to hate them
Poetic

>>507729754
Hmm having to coexist with unfamiliar dogs in a shelter
Sounds Alarming

Hope none of those are XL bullies, or some of those dangerous mastiff breeds or something
Stay safe Aaron

ITS HAPPENING
> ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
> ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
> ITS HAPPENING

> Reports confirm France has already surrendered

>>507729872
the second part of that sentence is a non sequitur

>>507729935

>>507729935
No surrender

>>507729655
Irans collapse at the cost of upheaval in US politics and global rise of antisemitism is a good trade off imo

>>507729848
Those at least look like the real article. But there was one where just a plain square trailer was parked as a missile launcher decoy and they actually released the recording of it
They were literally bragging about hitting a decoy. Israelis are so fucking stupid lmao

>>507729754
>All females**
Everyone who completely lacks self and spacial awareness. The shelter isn't my harem

>>507729872
knew it, damned warlocks

i dont like it but israel has btfo iran quite badly and looks like it has been using AI for military/tactical/operational/strategic advantages

>>507729935
Its better than trying to coexist with Indians in a shelter given the lack of ventilation.

>>507729364
Polygamy does this over the span of centuries. Muhammad wanted to win through zerg rush, but that devastated Muslims long term

>>507729942
beef and gauchos

>>507729872
Now did he say zionists or did he say yahoodi? Because in a lot of these kinds of clips the translators like to be nice and change that for the western English speaking audience.

MAKE YOU SURE MAGA GOYS ARE FIRST IN LINE TO DRAFT. GOT WHAT YOU VOTED FOR

>>507729872

>>507729754
Dogs in the shelter is the best part loser. We've got a golden retriever and he's a good boy.

*yawn* another Israeli drone wave west of tehran, blah blah blah air defenses.
They've fallen into the pattern of attrition now. It's now a war of whoever has the best sugar daddy. Except that Mutts are about to make it theirs.

>>507729788
https://www.stimson.org/2023/iran-forges-an-unusual-alliance-in-the-balkans/

>Tehran's stance on the Kosovo issue, the most important international dossier to Belgrade, has secured Iran significant goodwill in Serbia. Iran in turn values its relationship with Serbia at a time when Iranian relations with most other European countries have deteriorated

How's the fl0000g?

>>507730131

>>507730000
Grim
Those things are murder dogs

>>507729632
That is some bullshit womens tobacco

You need real snuff

>>507729935
Imagine being locked with nothing more than news around u. Gosh id kill myself fr.

Pepper you're angus, Ack-mehni :DD

Any ballistic kino today?

>>507729872
>>507729639
This is what having porn djins in your comes does to you

>>507729754
>Some teenagers (the mouth breathing ones with a fuzz on the upepr lip) are not more self aware than the dogs
Grim doesn't even begin to describe how fucked future generations are.

THE FOURTH REICH STANDS WITH ISRAEL
THE LUFFTWAFFE WILL BOMB IRAN

>>507730184
M8 if you care about kikes so much roll on over and join Hezbollah.
They could really use the help right now!

>>507729813
they're planning to conduct the largest gay orgy in history, bunker space is too limited

>>507730273
Wait since when do we have a functioning air force

>>507729935
The dogs themselves are sweethearts, its the owners
And hey some neighbors carried old slow moving ladies etc
And some, didn't bother moving so people could get through....

Has China/Russia already joined the war in intel?

Strikes today have hit two intel staging posts? Everything's got even more accurate

>>507730233
Even if there were we can't enjoy it because the only democracy in the world banned journalists from streaming it.

>>507730273
Iran bombing Israel is righteous thoughever

>>507730142
I agree
You are missing my point

>>507730322
Lend them a hand, so to speak.

>>507730199
based

Incredibly pertinent to what is going on between Iran and Israel right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwLJxkXQdZk

>>507730233
https://files.catbox.moe/nu7x7x.mp4
JIDF HQ (Glilot Base) got roasted. The main administrative building. After all the workers showed up.

>>507730353
>The dogs themselves are sweethearts
I see. Good to know

>>507730219
Whoa there's a ton of activity over yurop in general, what's going on?

>>507727770 (OP)
For the Jew between gay and Jewish the more important identity is being Jewish. Gotta respect that.

>>507729019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-glWaAvK6o

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ukmjBSQY-c

>>507730199
>snuff
That's tobacco you snort, isn't it?

>>507730375
they've told iran its on its own

>>507730273
Holy kekerino

Germany YES!

>>507728076
They're not afraid, everyone knows Russia has no leverage after being bogged down in Ukraine so these countries are seeking new alliances and partnerships (masters)

>>507730426
Stop trying to rape the dog ramjet

>>507730233
only hungryposting so far

honestly it's insane we are bombing them as easily as lebanon

Is there a single video of this alleged total air control over Iran? All I see is some smoke and couple of explosions, most of it looks like drones.

>Now: major explosions reported in Tehran

>>507730199
There are import laws with drugs here and the strongest stuff you can find locally is 6mg but I occasionally get 15mg mailed from the states. Snuff doesnt exist down here.

>>507730352
You don't but what will happen is that germany will fund the restoration and war effort of Israel for the next 100 years. Congrats german citizen, your taxes are now given to Israel.

>>507730509
We dont do dogs
We do lizards

>>507730465
Saying and doing something are two different things

>>507730465
No they havent
We have entered shadowy and information warfare where both sides obfuscate details and impacts etc.

>>507729525
cut internet incase of uprising... piss off the population, get uprising

self fulfilling prophecy

>>507730464
>snor
You snort cocaine, you slowly nasally inhale snuff

>>507730464
Nah you bake it and put under your lip

>>507730437
You better read up on the news. Trump is moving major US air power plus the USS Nimitz towards the ME. Expected to be in position in 48 hours, then it's either TACO Tuesday or Doomsday for Iran.

>>507730522
Yes, trust the jews bro

>>507730420
>actually a logistic corps warehouse
bunch of uniforms destroyed
it's over

>>507728857
like a fancy stickman hand, you can make some cool emoticons with that
٩o/

>>507730353
>>507730426
Are you enjoying lifting each others balls?

>>507730273
He's just trying to look tough. Merz is a tubo cuck he wouldn't say something like this unless he believes khamenei is willing cuck to trump's demands and give up nuclear plans.
.

NEW

>>507730663
>>507730663
>>507730663
>>507730663
>>507730663

>>507730529
15mg damn that would make me nauseous kek

>>507728038
Even if Iran killed them all Israel would never report it

>>507730199
sneeds snuff & stuff

>>507730522
Yes here>>507730519

And yes, its definitely new footage from Iran

>>507730688
actually, it was your diaper supply
you're so done

>>507730666
Thanks Satan.

Why would a carrier unit to the ME cause such a stirr in yurop? Tanker elephant walk was days ago. Why would yurop have so many planes up everywhere? Are they joining the US?

>>507729364
>that the bottom line is, Muhammed and Allah are a fuckin' joke worshipped by only the purest form of loser?
It's the religion of atomized & jealous retards, yes. Converts are usually shifty people of modest means like traders or pirates.
>>507730110
Yeah it might be hot as a fantasy but it ensures only craven sociopaths proliferate.
Hence why Arabs can't fight. They've been bred to be bullies not Warriors.

>>507729324
You can upload MP4

>Iranian outlet Tasnim News Agency says the air defenses successfully intercepted the Israeli attacks on Isfahan.

>>507730273
I love how in this conflict the US is the one being defensive while the Europeans are pledging military support with Israel for an attack

>>507728086
Did it hurt your jew feelings no one respects your porn book like the holy bible

>>507730464
It’s snus, not snuff.

>>507730777
Noticed
Israel just got busted lying about no strikes happening. The Bazan group power plant admitted extensive damage

Also a nice vid of kikes flipping on each other in a bunker, in the thread
https://x.com/Truthtellerftm/status/1934984974781833615

thanks for neutral thread I can't truly pick a side in the affairs of desert people

>>507728981
how are you enjoying niggerfast over there bong fren ? How are e the stabbings treating you, or can't you hear the looting over the sounds of local mosques?