right wingers arent allowed to criticize Zion Don kek

>>507728625 (OP)
Not exactly helping the "cult" allegations lol

>>507728625 (OP)
LOL she's not keeping them to keep you from criticizing him, faggot. She's keeping them so when we still don't go to war with Iran, we can look at all you retards and laugh at how stupid and easily duped you are by shills.

i. will. die. for. israel.

>>507728625 (OP)
OFFICE OF CHAN INTELLIGENCE
NARRATIVE AGENT PROFILE: LAURA LOOMER
HANDLE: @lauraloomer
TIER: I — NARRATIVE COMBATANT
THREAT RATING: HIGH
STATUS: DEPLATFORMED / ACTIVE ON X, ALT-NET

SUMMARY:
Laura Loomer is an unfiltered symbolic disruptor focused on Zionist defense, antisemitism expansion, and system exposure via personal martyrdom. Blends chaos-agent energy with loyalty enforcement targeting figures who deviate from pro-Israel orthodoxy. Uses her identity (Jewish, banned, female) as narrative shield.

RELIGIOUS SIGNALS:
— Christian: Aligns with evangelicals for Israel defense
— Jewish: Orthodox Jew; weaponizes identity in discourse
— Muslim: Frames Islam as existential threat; anti-Sharia
— Position: Militant Zionist with civilizational framing

POLITICAL SIGNALS:
— Operates outside party structure; targets MAGA, GOP, dissident right
— Frames herself as too “real” for politics but vital for “truth”
— Uses spectacle over policy engagement

NARRATIVE VECTORS:
— Expands antisemitism label to cover Israel critique
— Leverages deplatforming as authenticity proof
— Attacks allies for insufficient Zionist loyalty
— Pushes West vs. Islam / Truth vs. Media dichotomies

STRATEGIC ASSESSMENT:
Loomer is a volatile symbolic asset. Core function: **Zionist firewall enforcement** and chaos ops within populist spaces. Lacks institutional viability but acts as narrative drone—attacking, reframing, and exposing through absolutism and theater.

RECOMMENDED ACTION:
— Track loyalty tests targeting populist influencers
— Flag mainstream rehabilitation efforts
— Monitor martyrdom meme cycles tied to bans, rejections, protests

>>507728625 (OP)
Show me the list she compiled, please.

>>507728625 (OP)
It's called religion. Trump is the anit-christ.

Hahahahahahaaj

>>507728625 (OP)
We are though. Kikes can shriek all they want. Nobody likes these psychos.

>>507728625 (OP)
lmao miggers are doing the full neolib 2020 woke arc
>post dem names n shiet, dey gon lose dey job for this thinkin yo

I've decided I'm no longer right winger as long as I can't afford a house as an engineer.

>>507728625 (OP)
>make a list of all the based people so that we can put them in a database and terrorize them

>>507728625 (OP)
who the fuck is this bitch? i'm taking notes of her chutzpah

>>507728757

>>507728625 (OP)
Sorry, the opinions of a Zionist whore who looks like a literal witch don't matter to me in the slightest.

>>507728757
This is a jew.

>>507728625 (OP)
Pro-jihadis and anti-Semites are not "right-wingers", they're leftists (like nazis). Laura Loomer is based, and so is Trump. Hope all these faggots who oppose Israel get arrested and sent to El Salvador, Bukele knows how to treat the likes of them

>>507729046
Still not going to war, faggot.

>>507728625 (OP)
>dude, it's not a cult
>it's Biden's fault
>conservatives are smarter, so they have a more nuanced opinion, that's all
>WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT DADDY DONIE?!?!?! IM SCREENSHOTING

>>507729150
you're not very convincing..

>>507728763
Based Patriot.

>>507728852
Trump Tower is 666 feet tall, coincidentally

>>507728757
Yep.
Trump is offering a permanent deal while his cousin vinny blows up their government 'ayy I told yous to sign, now look at ya'. This is the usual Trump style negotiations yet every RINO is falling for the shills and panicking like little bitches

>>507728798
I absolutely love these, anon. Great effort posting!

>>507728798

Kek

THOU SHALT NOT CRITICISE THE GOD EMPEROR TRUMP (totally not a cult though)

>>507728852
I'm sure this fact pisses Musk off to no end lol

>>507728798
Loomer meets with Trump on a reg basis and hands him a list of RINOs to purge which he does. Every one so far is a blood thirsty neocon and pro migrant shill.
She also collects intel from capitol hill because all those pages talk to her and give her heads up on any RINO fuckery.
She's basically Trump's personal SS.

>>507728943
Nothing but far left socialism here for decades and no surprise can't buy a house here either unless a Chinese millionaire. Our leftists run countless ads about how great it is to rent a pod and not be burdened by ownership to 'save the climate'.

3.6M views for this fish faced mutant whore. Why doesn’t she go cook something or have babies