>Iran can't have nukes because they are bloodthirsty religious fanatics

OFFICE OF CHAN INTELLIGENCE
NARRATIVE AGENT PROFILE: KEITH WOODS
HANDLE: @KeithWoodsYT
TIER: II — METAPOLITICAL FRAMER / DISSIDENT RIGHT INFLUENCER
THREAT RATING: HIGH
STATUS: PLATFORMED VIA X, TELEGRAM, PODCASTS, ALT VIDEO NETWORKS

SUMMARY:
Keith Woods is a high-signal intellectual within the dissident right, known for longform metapolitical framing. He blends nationalism, traditionalism, and anti-liberal critique through philosophy and cultural analysis. Avoids bombast in favor of composed, reasoned delivery. Appeals to ex-academics, disillusioned youth, and ideological converts seeking coherence.

RELIGIOUS SIGNALS:
— Christian: Supports traditional Christianity as civilizational core
— Jewish: Critical of Zionism and elite Jewish influence in Western decline
— Muslim: Respectful engagement with Islamic critiques of modernity
— Position: Civilizational traditionalist with selective interfaith respect

POLITICAL SIGNALS:
— Anti-liberal, post-democratic, anti-globalist
— Supports multipolarity, nationalism, and cultural revival
— Transcends left-right binary; favors spiritual-political synthesis

NARRATIVE VECTORS:
— Uses Evola, Dugin, and post-liberal thinkers to critique modernity
— Frames Jewish power as structural, not conspiratorial
— Cross-engages with dissidents across ideological boundaries
— Operates in deplatform-resilient networks with high trust cohesion

STRATEGIC ASSESSMENT:
Woods is a narrative deepframe operator. He stabilizes dissident ideology through clarity, not outrage. Avoids censorship by staying above meme-tier. Threat lies in legitimacy: he makes radical critique sound logical, historical, and morally justified.

RECOMMENDED ACTION:
— Monitor for elite-to-fringe ideological drift
— Flag pro-Russia, pro-Iran soft alliance frames
— Track recruitment spillover from content syndication

>>507732787 (OP)
>nuking japan
these kikes love to gloat over thier war crimes

>>507732787 (OP)
are they really comparing someone who attacked us massively and in an unprovoked way with iran? theyre really phoning it in, in huckabee's case, literally phoning it in.

>>507733571
Ironically it's Iran who just had pearl harbor done to them by Israel

>>507732787 (OP)
LMAO. That dude is in a fucking death cult.

>>507732787 (OP)
Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?

>>507734876
Jews think trump can magically create millions of white babies willing to fight for Israel

>>507734564
they failed all their inspections by the iaea and got attacked for it, on the premise that theyve been lying about their weapons program, which they did lie about.
i dont see how there is a logically consistent comparison between pearl harbor and this situation, desu
if israel and iran stopped fighting like knuckleheads 24-7, they wouldnt even feel the need to make nukes, so both sides are at fault here.

>>507735870
Maybe Iran can just steal a nuke from Pakistan or something like Israel did from us and nobody will care

>>507732787 (OP)
Unironically, that is correct. Only White nations should have nukes. No Middle Eastern people, Asians, Jews, or Blacks.

>God wants you to send young men to die for me
Is it really that easy? Can I text him "God wants you to give me a billion dollars"?

>>507732787 (OP)
do they ever consider that maybe God does not want the USA around anymore?

>>507737569
So israel shouldn't have nukes?

>>507737439
unfortunately, israel would care and would attack them for it if they ever found out.

>>507737569
this, except china is responsible enough to have them. north korea doesnt deserve theirs. they had an accidental detonation a few years back that destroyed an underground testing facility, iirc.

>>507738058
So what?

>>507732787 (OP)
Imagine writing such a shameless ass-kissing message to suck up to your boss and he just posts it for all the world to see. Must be pretty embarrassing, but he seems to have transcended embarrassment, he flatters like a Pajeet.

>>507738136
>so what?
then we would find ourselves in this exact same situation, just at a different time. iranians dont need nuclear weapons, they need to make peace.

>>507732787 (OP)

>>507738313
Why can't we just break ties with Israel? I don't like jews

>>507732787 (OP)
No shitskin should ever possess weapons. Disarm all shitskin (that includes the kikes)

>>507738953
Then why isn't Denmark invading?

>>507738874
>why cant we just
because the world works the way it does, not the way we'd like it to. im not particularly fond of israel either, theyre bad news and bring us trouble constantly.
the flipside of letting muslims run rampant is even worse.

>>507739515
How far down on the contextual reply script is "nihilistic appeal to authority"?

>>507741202
just because you dont like my response does not mean it isnt a pragmatic take, or that my replies are scripted.
your reasoning makes you seem young and idealistic. when the world is corrupt and broken, solutions will never be easy or satisfy everyone. its better to gauge your solutions through the lens of what best benefits you and your immediate surroundings, and not through what will satisfy those who openly hate and threaten you.

>>507741745
Jews are gonna start dying in America over this. I can't wait

>>507741935
somehow i doubt that. at the least, they wont be targeted at a rate higher than they have been already.
this is conflict #1285375398113895719 between israel and iran in my arguably short life. the next current thing, whatever it ends up being, will consume attention from this matter and people will be bickering about something else stupid and meaningless in no time at all.

>>507735870
How many jews work at the IAEA?

>>507743397
im sure there are some, but per their website, the director general is argentinian, and these are their board members:
>The 35 Board Members for 2024-2025 are Algeria, Argentina, Armenia, Australia, Bangladesh, Belgium, Brazil, Burkina Faso, Canada, China, Colombia, Ecuador, Egypt, France, Georgia, Germany, Ghana, India, Indonesia, Italy, Japan, the Republic of Korea, Luxembourg, Morocco, the Kingdom of the Netherlands, Pakistan, Paraguay, the Russian Federation, South Africa, Spain, Thailand, Ukraine, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, the United States of America and the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela.