Thread 507733132

That's not an ethnicity

>>507733132 (OP)
based. fuck all abrahamicoids

Leave them alone. They have one single temple left and you know radical Mohammedians gonna destroy the last fire worshipper to save Iran when the rockets hit.

>>507733132 (OP)
ok? and im not christian i am heathen

Modern Zoroastrians picked up like 90% of their beliefs from heretical "Christians" (Nestorians).
They are not a serious religion.

amazing.. everybody is some denomination of gay retarded shit in this century

>>507733132 (OP)
ah yes getting rid of the brutal Islamic dictatorship will turn out well and not end in total disaster sure. How is Syria turning out again? Its not even reported on anymore.

>>507733132 (OP)
>I am a hairy brown judeo masonic edgy slut

>>507733930
That just proves christianity isnt a real religion if a 90% match makes them a joke
I mean, i agree, but is that what you meant to say?

>>507733132 (OP)
>I'm not a kike, i'm a..... *checks notes*..... inbred fire-worshipper

>>507733132 (OP)
>her name is (((Gold)))ie
dunno chief

It's the (((fellow X))) tactics. These are the people that will be swarming the Iranian government once they regime change.

>>507734929
What's wrong with Zoroastrianism?

>>507733132 (OP)
Didn't ask.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. *drops mic*

not hot like her avatar. Not even acceptable for a stoned jack off session.

>>507733132 (OP)
/Pol/ confirmed Jewish (they also don't support a brutal Islamic dictatorship)

>>507733132 (OP)
It’s still just a pagan belief system that was developed by ancient aryans that left Assyria.

I love this motherfucker like you wouldn't believe

>>507733132 (OP)
It's the truth, that's their ethnic religion.

>>507735418
They don't bury or cremate their dead because they think dirt and fire are sacred, so they leave dead bodies to rot in the sun. They also don't let anyone join them through conversion or marriage, but they also don't let Zoroastrians marry non-Zoroastrians, so they're all massively inbred, even more so than most Middle Easterners.

>>507733132 (OP)
who cares what a woman says?

>>507733930
Weren't those Manicheans?

>>507733497
I’ve heard this before, why do people call them fire worshippers? Do they actually worship some fire god or something?

>>507735418
Jews, Christians and Muslims REALLY REALLY don't like that Zoroastrianism is living proof that their own religions are fake.

>>507733132 (OP)
Ahh, still remember all those playthroughs as Zoroastrianism in CK 2....

>>507733132 (OP)
Low IQ Hebrew mimicry LARP.
There's no serious Zorostrian that spends their time on Twitter like this dumb westernized philosemitic liberal whore.

>>507735418
• Loss of a lot of text because of oral transmission
• "Fire worship" (not really)
• Polytheistic/henotheistic (debatable)
• Bit sexist (but compared to others not so bad)
• Jewish influence? (iirc they both influenced eachother)
• Khrafstra, killing various bad animals (might just be Greek propaganda idk)

But whatever, I think Zoroastrianism is decently based

>>507733132 (OP)
In the not so far off future,kikes will say anything to distance themselves from Jews and Zionism
"a-actually I'm (x), so you can't say I'm a Jew!"

>>507735924
Not directly, but indirectly. They're pagans nonetheless and on the brink of being genocide. Not now, but it's always on the top of their mind. "We are firewood for the ayatolah". It's what one of these preachers told me when I asked.

100% ZOROASTERMAXXXED

>>507733497
They have temples in India still, for all of India's faults, it allows pretty much any religion to practice there.

>>507733132 (OP)
This is on par with pagan larping

>>507733269
>while he lives in a Christian country
I hate Indians so fucking much

>>507733132 (OP)
Empowering a disgruntled minority class to destabilize orthodoxy. That’s the tactic.

>>507736341
Indians don't deserve hate, just ridicule for eating poop

>>507736484
Correct.

>>507733132 (OP)
I have several persian clients who hate the current regime for whatever reason. They all are named muhamed or ali tho.

>>507735418
It's like cringe European pagan larping.

>>507733132 (OP)
>look at my hip way of being a zionist

>>507736484
>>507736697
Yeah, by following an ancient regional faith over a usurper which took over later on

And what's her holy book? Also sprach Zarathustra? untermench...

>>507733132 (OP)
OK. Now kill her.

>>507736552
>Christian country commits cultural and demographic suicide because the jews said to
Many such cases!

>>507733132 (OP)
>if you hate mudslimes, youre a kike
What kind of dumb nigger loving shit is this? Bomb kikes and mudslimes. If youre not White of European descent, fuck you.

>>507736484
Zoroastrianism is an actually existing religion in Iran with places of worship and even a designated seat in their legislature. A bit different than Varg going around in made in China robes and drinking horns.

I've noticed this too. It seems like (((secular))) jews claim to be adopting other religions. I respect zoroastrism but fuck these skin walkers

>>507736900
And look at India. Your parents left for a reason

>>507735930
Retarded take

>>507734314
Syria is literally ran by a brutal mudslime dictatorship

>>507736962
In Iran.

>>507736552
You mean secular country. I don't care if the majority is christian, the state is irreligious. Blame the founding fathers, faggot.

>>507733301
Underrated

>>507737208
Canada is part of the common wealth. You’d have a valid point if we were talking about America, but that jeet leaf had retarded fucking parents who couldn’t make it here

Zoroastrianism seems interesting. Some of the coolest looking demons in Shin Megami Tensei came from their pantheon.

>>507737008
Wrong type of indian. Heya hoya stop bringing in third world trash oh might white man, I mean not to question your superior ways, but it just seems retarded and short sighted.

>>507733930
Zoroastrianism.existed pre-christianity. Matter of fact many zoroastrian stories are Christian lore despite never being mentioned in the bible(story of the fall of Satan for example).

>>507737071
She is Iranian

>>507737624
In Canada. So she’s larping

>>507733132 (OP)
They think they can escape judgment.
They sacrificed over 100million chickens in the USA last year.

Poo’s are being exported as A WEAPON OF WAR by globo.
Iran
>The worst strikes have come from within the country
for example they have uncovered a drone factory.
Every single person they have arrested working for israel IS A JEET.
They are a fifth column of 72 iQ turd basket gimps.
And that’s the answer to all those threads
>why are jeets suddenly everywhere
And
>why was the jeet plane sabotaged
*mossad & loose ends.

>>507737554
>t 40% European
You hate yourself lol

>>507737719
Larping as her own people? What is a white christian doing then?

>>507737896
You cannot practice Zoroastrianism in a country that does not have a temple. You are simping and she will never fuck you

>>507737554
You’re a Poo.

>>507737554
Sorry but it's ogre, they are too big of a voting block now and our economy now depends on scamming foreigners out of their money to get them to buy severely overpriced priced property and to work at Tim hortons. No politician will make any serious effort to stop it. We could have had a nice recourse extraction economy but instead chose real-estate scams

>>507733132 (OP)
I doubt she prays to ahura mazda or whatever. She’s just a liberal feminist. So a spiritual jew.

>>507733132 (OP)
Shes too brown to be zoroastrian

>>507737990
Ontario has a Zoroastrian association in North York

>>507738206
t.

>>507733132 (OP)
>>507738140
/thread

>>507738212
Hahahaha, fuck off
You suck at this

>>507733132 (OP)
It means she is a cannibal rapist literally

>>507733132 (OP)
chutzpah

>>507738290
Christianity makes people aggressive and autistic

>>507733132 (OP)
Diversion, similar to the good jew but instead lying and saying they're not jewish but a supposed similar

>>507733246
Nether is Jewish, it's actually a form of hominoid (neanderthal).

>>507733132 (OP)
Glownigger that's infiltrated Zoroastrianism.

>>507738394
I’m not Christian. You are the autistic one, considering you want to fuck bitches who simp for Israel

>>507735924
Their temples have a fire in the middle.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_temple

>>507733246
it kinda is, its an ethnoreligious group

>>507738000
Get new material, abdul.
>>507738078
What a horrible fate for this beautiful land. Thanks white man for bringing and endless stream of niggers and jeets to shit it all up.

>>507736127
The animal killing is correct, the Yazds divide the animals into those aligned with God or the Lie.

>>507733132 (OP)
>I'm not Jewish, I'm [x] religion
This is code for "I'm ethnically Jewish but I wear a non-Jewish religion as a mask."

>>507736127
Zoroast predates Jewish text by hundreds of years, their genealogy of knowledge cannot have been influenced by what didn’t exist, it’s the other way around

>>507735930
Zoroastrianism is proof that Christianity is real.

They held an entire empire while Christianity was just a small collection of Aramaics and Greeks in the levant.

A few centruies later and would you look at that, 4 continents under Christianity and Zoroasses are now brothers with poos

>>507737306
The common wealth doesn't mean shit. The HQ of the commonwealth, England, surrendered to Islam and is now populated and ruled by pakis and other assortment of Muhammadans from the middle east and North Africa.

>>507735930
muhamad didnt kill the zororastian so...

>>507733132 (OP)
>>507737620

>outing herself like that

A monster is coming...

https://youtu.be/CpFNvt31pXM

https://youtu.be/94syrs_VbbU

https://youtu.be/5GeDmoPDgPs

>>507735924
Their beliefs are not too drastic of a departure of other indo-euro-aryan religions.
A divine creator and an opposition. Dualism is a central component. Ahura Mazda and Angra Mainyu. I'm no theologian so I won't try to explain it. Anu and Padomay. It is likely one of the first monotheistic faiths and it influenced judaism, christianity, and islam.

They see fire as a symbol of god and the essence of divine creation or something. They don't worship fire, but it is a representation of gods power and/or grace or some such.


Zoroastrianism was the dominant religion of the Persian Empire for much of its history. The Zoroastrians were driven out and nearly destroyed by the muslim conquests. Zoros don't like stinky muslims.

Idk I did a good amount of a Sassanid Empire campaign in TW Atilla and I think they were pretty cool.

>>507738607
Christians like to claim that other religions copy from them even though it is the other way around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMms2DJN054

>>507735924
Iblis. Father of All Djinn.
The Smokeless Fire.

>>507739264
Destroyer of The World Trees.
The reason that the very faces of mountains are melted to this day.
https://youtu.be/i17hM62Yckc

There are more zoroastrians in India with jeeted blood in them than there are in """""""""Persia""""""""""". Let that sink in.

>>507733497
>They have one single temple left
why talk about things you don't know about, I wonder?

>>507739106
There were no Zoroastrians in Arabia or else he would have killed them. His successors killed all the Zoroastrians they could find in Persia that refused to convert. Those who escaped took refuge in India and became the modern day Parsis.

I kinda like the idea of Zoroastrianism, maybe is the closest to my believes even tho I am Eastern Orthodox Christian.
Once in a while when I see Jehovah Witnesses spreading propaganda I go to them trolling them LARPing as Zoroastrian. Last time I asked them if do they think if Aliens exist and what do they think about Angels being actual alliens and the 'miracles' that those angels and god performed are is just advanced tech and people had no other way to explain it given what they knew about the earth back then.I was talking stuff like that for like half an hour, think I got half of the group thinking about it seriously lol

>>507739735
I suppose moses was evil for speaking to a burning bush now?

Don't you have a cousin to rape?

>>507733269
Zoroastrianism is basically the same shit

>>507740696
>muslim wars of conquest
>defeat Persia
>do muslims things (brutally enforce islam)
>Zoroastrians driven out, converted, or killed
>exclaves in India survive
>add 14 centuries of time
Oh wow

>>507741167
Not all fire is created equal. This isn't the friendly kind. At all. Far from it. It's death.
https://youtu.be/Iwcu8SOmSPI

>>507738489
>I’m not Christian
sure lol

>>507740939
I think Bhabha was one

>>507737068
It is now but Assad wasn’t that bad and the Israelis and western media constantly called him a brutal dictator. He was very mild and a secular leader.

>>507740696
My ancestors came to Bulgaria so that later on my other ancestors can be Occupied again for 500 years.
Gosh, I wonder why I want all muslims dead.
t.Persian-Bulgarian (yes we do exist) with roots back from the Ottoman Empire.

>>507733132 (OP)
Wait Zoroastrians are like prow test at normie redditors? Well then fuck those guys.

>>507733930
Ancient Zoroastrianism was just modified paganism and basically was indistinguishable from Mithraism at the end. The esoteric rites were replaced with Hellenic shit.
Sassanid Zoroastrianism was a Jewish invented Noahide religion modeled on Theodosian Christianity. Both were part of a Jewish plot running a Palpatine play.

>>507736975
This.

>>507735549
Eh-hem Saadam Hussein/bathe party enjoyer here

>>507740951
In what world is eastern Orthodoxy even related to zoroatrian beliefs? Is there a syncretic sect between them in armenia or something?

>>507735549
everybody prefers an autistic kike than a stinky backwards mudslime.

>>507735549
>she loved her dog so much she got dark splotches all over her skin just like him

>>507733132 (OP)
- religious jew
- ethnic jew
- cultural jew

Which ever one give privilege.

>>507743067
Reading comprehension.
I was going to reply to this but you failed to remotely understand what the post you’re replying to is saying.

>>507743067
The angels and demons thing for one

>>507742439
I read once that Alexander burned all of the Zoroastrian books. Basically their entire religious corpus was destroyed.

>>507743067
No, we are not related. Main difference between other Christian religions is basically that we believe in the "Holly Trinity".
Also, there are many Eastern Orthodox Churches, not just Armenia and every country goes by the church they were baptized to. We have Bulgarian Orthodox Church,Armenian,Russian,Greek,Serbian, even Syrian, Ethiopian and Egyptian. 99.99% of the teaching are the same and we have no beef between eachother. It's not Catholics vs Protestants vs Evangelics or Shia vs Sunni. We study under the same book and rules main difference is that some of us have our own saints that depend on each country and also some countries have religious practices than others don't or are a bit modified, but overall we are all the same. I am accepted the same way in every Church, from Novosibirsk Russia to Ethiopia, Syria or Egypt. We are the same, I am welcomed everywhere, unlike other religious branches in both islam and Christianity.

>>507743631
Shit my bad bruh. Im on the bus rn

>>507734781
Nestorians were heretics who basically made shit up and called themselves Christian.
>>507737620
You missed the point. Zoroastrianism predates Christianity. But a lot of modern Zoroastrian beliefs were coopted from Nestorians. The similarities to Christianity are from interactions with Christian heretics.

>>507742439
Nestorians were kicked out of the Church and exiled themselves in Persia. Zoroastrians there hated Roman Christianity but got along with Nestorians due to the aforementioned schism.

>>507734929
the inbreeding stuff is from later teachings probably not written by zoroaster

>>507733246
/thread

>>507735741
They're not inbred dumb nigger, they had to take this "don't marry foreigners" stance when they fled to india from iran, because hindus would only accept them there if they didnt try to convert anyone else.
Plus many people were faking their conversion to get asylum into the us because zoroastrians are considered persectuded people.
Dumbass nigger.

>>507735418
zoroastrianism is to judaism as judaism is to christianity and islam >>507735930

>>507733132 (OP)
that's a jew. she calls jews "the chosen children of God" that must be protected. that is the most jewish shit you can possibly say, other than "i want a refund" or "let me suck that baby's dick real quick".

>>507744789
that's not quite correct, modern judaism is younger than christianity

>>507742439
>Ancient Zoroastrianism was just modified paganism
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Zoroastrianism is literally a pagan religion. Does pagan literally just mean hipster fringe religion to you people?

>>507740939
Freddie Mercury was a Parsi too, although he wasn't born in India.

>>507743967
Sassanid Zoroastrianism was a dialectic node created by Jews to oppose Roman (Theodosian or perhaps Chalcedonian) Christianity.

Nestorian Christianity is closer to the original orthodoxy which came out of Assyria and the impact of Tatian’s introduction of Roman scripture on Eastern Jewish Christianity.

Jesus began in the typical Sumerian/Assyrian form as a god-King born to the temple priestess. Like an avatar. Exact model. Marduk as Melchizedek was the “father” of Jesus at first, and Joseph and Asenath were the original model until the legend of Mary was used to syncretize Jewish Christianity with Syrian religion.

But you’re probably a historylet who is also a bibletard

>>507744789
ok so which religion is most non-kike influenced and non-degenerate in your opinion?

>>507734929
kek

>>507733132 (OP)
the mongrel arab fears Zarathustra

>>507734314
i can see 10 gorillion sandbaboons coming to us for sure, the american wars are always ripe with good loot (for the mutts and we get the garbage)

thats based i guess. FOR THE HORDE

>>507745148
Zoroastrianism was a liturgy applied to Vedic paganism, with a basic template of pseudo-deities to accommodate the way Babylonian religion worked.
It has exoteric rites like fire rituals and esoteric rites. These crowded out locally distinct pagan practices. The point was to create cultural unity. It was not in contradiction with paganism.
By the end of the Parthian period, Persia was nominally Zoroastrianism, although as I said it wasn’t a “religion” as such.
But the esoteric rites were replaced with Mithraism, and the exoteric practices, though diverse, were often Hellenic.

They liked Dionysus and Tyche and Hellenized Babylonian shit.

Sassanid Zoroastrianism was a formal religion and a larp and was built on the same model as Roman Christianity. It was created by Jews and specifically was aimed to polarize Persian against Roman society since that strategy was insanely effective in the era of Greece and Parthia and Rome and Parthia.
Advantages against Parthia the Jews could offer gave them direct access to high families and the imperial court.

>>507733132 (OP)
Bet she cant even name 3 Zoros

>>507743759
Yes, but the avesta was memorized orally. They eventually wrote down what was remembered, but it is only 1/10th of the corpus since a lot of families responsible for memorizing the texts were dispersed after the invasion and later lost.

>>507745148
He probably means that it was originally polytheistic, as most pagan religions are, but that it eventually became monotheistic. The previous gods which personified nature were recontextualized as being the creation of one single God, ahura mazda. People claim that this influenced Judaism and later Christianity, though people have also argued the reverse influence, as anon is.

>>507746471
It’s unclear that the Avesta was true Aryan religion.
It’s possible the Medes were Vedic and the legend of the schism was created by Persia.

>>507746471
Aryan religion was always monotheistic. It’s a weird Jewish lie that they weren’t. Part of the confusion comes from the shamanism of Indo-European culture and the creation of factionalized urban gods in Babylon.

>>507746056
>pseudo deities
there are real deities, you have to figure out who they are. this is on you. you cant make up your own rules.

>>507746882
answer me my last question u schizo burger

>>507741228
But without jews.

>>507736552
Muh POOOOOOOS

divide and conquer. zoroastrianism have been compromised by jews for some time now because they dont really have any other options, they are a dying religion. same thing happened to the tibetans in china with the CIA.

>>507733132 (OP)
This >>507747845

>>507747206
The Mazda aspects or whatever? There is an Aryan basis for that they’re called the Ae. Ari is light and the refracted rainbow is the division of his power into aspects.
But Zoroastrianism made it compatible with Babylonian paganism

>>507733132 (OP)
Zoroaster is even faker than all the other fake gods in the region.

>>507747632
Jewish monotheism repurposed Samaritan pagan ritual texts designed to elevate a tribal god to a national god level (the jealous part), and used this to create a one temple system whose purpose was to collect a tithe off of the Amorite nomads of Mesopotamia.

>>507733132 (OP)
Soon?