>>507751127 (OP)
anyone notice how the us only seemed to think that military action in iran was necessary after israel invaded it, it didnt seem to be a problem before israel started firing missiles at iran

>>507751127 (OP)
Dan is an idiot and they are both pathetic

Based Dan. Always Based.

OFFICE OF CHAN INTELLIGENCE
NARRATIVE AGENT PROFILE: LAURA LOOMER
HANDLE: @lauraloomer
TIER: I — NARRATIVE COMBATANT
THREAT RATING: HIGH
STATUS: DEPLATFORMED / ACTIVE ON X, ALT-NET

SUMMARY:
Laura Loomer is a symbolic disruptor focused on Zionist defense, antisemitism expansion, and political spectacle. Operates as a chaos agent within the right, enforcing loyalty tests around Israel. Her identity as a banned, Jewish, female conservative is used as both narrative sword and shield, weaponizing accusations of antisemitism against political rivals.

RELIGIOUS SIGNALS:
— Christian: Aligns tactically with evangelicals for Israel defense
— Jewish: Orthodox Jew; frames Jewish identity as sacred and unassailable
— Muslim: Frames Islam as existential threat; promotes anti-Sharia narratives
— Position: Militant Zionist with binary moral worldview

POLITICAL SIGNALS:
— Targets populists and dissident right figures who critique Israel
— Frames herself as authentic right while attacking others as infiltrators
— Operates outside formal institutions but influences their boundaries

NARRATIVE VECTORS:
— Expands definition of antisemitism to include Zionism critique
— Uses bans and deplatforming as martyrdom fuel
— Deploys viral stunts to frame dissenters as threats to Jewish safety
— Amplifies civilizational war framing: West vs. Islam, Truth vs. Antisemites

STRATEGIC ASSESSMENT:
Loomer is a volatile but high-utility symbolic actor. Her function is to police speech boundaries within right-wing movements. While lacking institutional viability, she operates as a narrative shock drone—discrediting opponents through moral absolutism and tabloid-tier confrontation.

RECOMMENDED ACTION:
— Track her role in intra-right purges and narrative enforcement
— Flag her as early-warning node for Zionist rhetorical escalations
— Monitor cycles where her bans or stunts trigger loyalty realignment

>>507751127 (OP)
Dan is a gigachad

>>507751388
Kys

>>507751127 (OP)
In a few more weeks, Bilzerian will be in an internment camp.

>>507751127 (OP)
she is jewish so of course she is going to say that

>>507751435
Missing something ?

>>507751127 (OP)
I mean Israel is shit but there is no reason to see Iran or any eastern powers as anything but a threat
especially China

So she is correct

You will just be replacing one enemy with another

Fuck Laura

>>507751127 (OP)
>LAURA LOOMER VS DAN BLIZERIAN!! WHO IS RIGHT???
She's a hideous tranny who is 100% zogged

>>507751350
>the us only seemed to think that military action in iran was necessary after israel invaded it
are you fucking two days old? remember bomb bomb bomb iran?

>>507751350
>the US
I think you mean (((the US))).

>>507751777
trump only seemed to get serious about attacking iran after israel invaded, he literally went into this presidency saying he wasnt going to get into any new wars

>>507751127 (OP)
but iran wanting nukes, as it would enrich and develop their own people, would be Iran First. MIGA if you will kek. why cant maggots understand that maga or america first implies the same to every nation on earth. maga and america first as understood by the majority of people meant and still means making america, here, on this grass that i stand great again. not america first in iran or botswana. i might be so bold as to say where is the woke left here to help the right curtail, restrain, and rein in the oppressive marginalization of foreign peoples around the world. or dare i say, the woke right? to sign on to the notion that iran not having nukes is america first is a suicidal logic leap that simply based on self preservation alone i cant make. how about let iran do what it wants and WE here just build up OUR stockpile. fortify our beaches, enfranchise, and incentive locals on the coast to form armed patrols in case of iranian landfall or other incursion? how about that for starters. spoiler: it would also suppress nigger crime.

Fuck Jews

>>507751127 (OP)
I will always side with loomie

>>507751388
jew

>>507751918
oh, referencing just recently. fair enough

Hahahaha

>>507751127 (OP)
>faked his entire grift with whores
>get exposed no more shekels
>starts doing israel grift for pofcast and twitter shekels
america is not ending this century intact. The filth is too deep

>>507751127 (OP)
Cracking the bedrock beneath the Levant and causing it to sink into the ocean would open a VERY lucrative trade corridor.

>>507751127 (OP)
israel already has nukes, so dan is a retarded roid-monkey.

>>507751127 (OP)
That's pretty based, but she still has the power of pussy.

>>507752144
yeah i mean like literally in the past week or so, i get that iran has always been a threat but it only seemed to get really serious when israel invaded

>>507751127 (OP)
According to the IAEA, any nuclear power that fails to submit to an inspection of their arsenal is considered to be a terrorist state. Israel is - by definition - a terrorist state.

I am perfectly fine with the thought of Iran having nukes if it means there’s a possibility they’ll use them against Israel

>>507752219
your entire country and people are filth

Laura is evil

>>507751941
the mobilization of the nation here at home would send more of a message to iran and other cunts than a couple of cringe drones zipping around some sand dunes dropping bombs on a backwater region of the world stuck in 1275. enlist and recruit civilians, arm them with weapons or let them use their own. let them entrench in the outer banks, let them man homemade watch towers along the border in canada. deputize the nation. give us a reason to unite together... ahem TOGETHER! not through some gay neuralink type hivemind as we watch and cheer for a fucking patriot missle blow up towelheads like its 2003 from our dumb couches and then lie to ourselves by saying "these colors dont run"

>>507751388
Dan is based and literally red pilled, he's an original. He was RP, which was limited to only male sexual strategies. Way before it got co-opted by gay political pundits.

>>507751350
>anyone notice how the us only seemed to think that military action in iran was necessary after israel invaded it, it didnt seem to be a problem before israel started firing missiles at iran AND then started getting their noses kicked in

>>507751777
did it happen? mccain is just some bones and maggot poop now

>>507751435
>her

Bilzerian is a trust fund kiddie who pays for whores but he isn’t afraid to name to jew

https://youtu.be/UkdIUJoyM_4?si=YXKpsuJic3rpgjiG

>>507752650
i honestly think its laughable that people still deny that israel has pretty much total control over the us government, its so blatantly obvious

>>507751443
he truly is, kikes will call you gay for saying so, they'll say he's a grifter, he's a nobody, but in reality he's just a rich guy who has been spilling the beans on kikes since at least fucking 2010, if bilzerian is a grifter, then everyone is

remember when Iran had women in bikinis and short skirts before the CIA color revolutioned them for (((oil)))?

>>507752594
i noticed you insulted him, but didnt call him a liar

>>507752240
he means get israel to stop having them.
I would think

>>507752219
>>507752914
the jeet is lying and you're a kike: >>507752847
>actually he's a grifter, that's why he's been denying the holocaust and redpilling people on the Holodomor since 2010, a time when doing so literally meant career and social suicide
wow, tremendous foresight of this "grifter"! or perhaps he's 100% right and you're a seething jew? I'm going with the latter

>>507751388
Dan is one of the greatest comeback stories of going from cringe to based in HISTORY, you take that back right now you dirty little jew!

>>507751693
Zogged AND bogged

>>507751350
Everyone is forgetting about the massive amount of top-secret documents and intelligence reports that Iran just pilfered from Israel. One of Iran's spies sent so much data it took days to download. I am sure somewhere in those documents is the recipe to build a nuke.

Israel has to do something before Iran had a chance to translate all those documents and release them to the world. Also, Iran now has the blueprints to make a nuke, thus Pisrael's claim they are certain that Iran could have a nuke any day now. This is all because of the massive amount of data Iran was able to retrieve from Pisrael.

>>507751127 (OP)
Dan is a decade late in this argument.

>>507753844
Did Iran recover the photos of the 40 beheaded babies too (you fucking rube)?

>>507753138
all the more reason he's a retard.
its a little late for that (taking them away), considering they will want to keep them, citing that their neighbors desire to use nukes against them threatens their existence. this is a messy situation, and his babby's first solution wont work

>>507753344
>defending a degenerate clickbaiter because he has a "based" opinion.
part of being a clickbaiter is that you can hold controversial opinions because the only thing you care about is attention. he seldom strikes me as sincere, and never has a nuanced opinion about stuff. he's on the same level as loomer, hinkle, poso, etc. over-platformed midwits the lot of them

>>507754121
>seething jewish noise

>>507753844
>Iran now has the blueprints to make a nuke
didn't some kid make one in his garage?

>>507754484
>cope from someone that isnt european and needs to go back
you have no retort, because you cant think past 1st order consequences.

>>507754636
i feel like i remember that. iirc, he was making a reactor, the feds showed up and took it, and he got in trouble.

>>507751388
Shalom rabbi

>>507753344
may be i was wrong or some sandnigger wrote that wikipedia bulshit quoting a nothing burger. Still you cant be anti jew by doing everything jewish your entire life. Niggers like kanye and this scammer are the bestest based "nazi" proves i am right about america

Laura is a bitch

>>507751127 (OP)
Fuck these murderous psychopathic kikes. I'm team Dan

>>507754776
>you are brown
giving up so soon? must be stressful what with all of your subhuman family hiding in a bunker rn

>>507751127 (OP)
The Overton window is opening up, and it's beautiful.

>>507751127 (OP)
>Two faggot male grifters
Ugh. /pol/ has been infested with X rodents.

>>507751127 (OP)
Iran an enemy of me has never threatened to nuke me.
Israel an ally of my country has threatened to nuke me and enslave me if I survive.

They can both fucking die.

>>507751435
Thank you for your service

>>507754636
>>507754927
Making a nuke is easy. Enriching the uranium needed to fill it is not. Nukes are literally 1940s technology and the general idea of how to build them can be found in every university physics department in the west

>>507751350
Oy very stop noticing, that's very anti-semitic

>>507755583
Iran’s only an “enemy” of ours because our completely zogged politicians can’t stop sucking circumcised cock for five seconds. If it wasn’t for that, they’re literally on the opposite side of the planet from us. Why would we care about each other any more than you care what Tajikistan happens to be doing in the region?

>>507753844
The entire world has the "recipe" for building a nuke. Its the materials that are the issue. The top-secret documents might be a motivation in that they show Israel's ongoing activities to rape the world, but it sure the fuck isn't about nuke plans

>>507755344
the angrier you get, the more sure i am that youre a muslim, whether white or brown. dan's a grifter who wants attention, simple as.

>>507755683
yeah, there are massive hurdles to overcome when trying to enrich uranium that make it really costly and a dirty process.

>>507751127 (OP)
bilzerian is a retarded scammer

>>507751435
this makes me want to see my dossier. also
>laura loomer
>female
>human
chan "intelligence" amiright? lol

>>507756214
his new arc is entertaining though. he's saying all the no-no words because his family money gambling scam is getting taken down

>>507753950
This sorta. Three decades actually Israel has had nuke armed subs trolling the world's coastlines since at least the 90s

>>507751127 (OP)
>LAURA LOOMER

Id pay a lot of money to watch them get into a physical fight.

>>507756125
sure thing kike, mohamed was a pedophile goatfucker who's boiling in shit and piss, I hope they use every koran in existence to burn you alive on a cross next to every other subhuman kike and livestream it

Laura is psychotic

>>507751127 (OP)
They're both clearly right, but both are obviously idiots.
But being a woman is probably worse than being an idiot

>>507756412
its always really easy to tell who started paying attention to geopolitics recently, for me, its the overlooking of details that others already know.

Laura Loomer sucks, but isn't Dan like 4'11"?

>>507751127 (OP)
Iran agreed to a no-nuke deal in 2015. Fat load of good that did them

Laura Jewmer vs Dan super armenian while Israel denies the armenian holocaust Bilzerian. Who wins? I wonder who.

>>507756807
>mohamed was a pedophile goatfucker, but his followers arent subhumans, you should support them
you doing okay, bud? you seem upset, and like youre losing your grip on reason.

>>507753844
Building a nuke isn't a secret, you or I could do it easily. It is just ingredients and you just have to explode them to combine. simplest is probably the linear method as requires less timing

>>507751127 (OP)
Unironically, neither Iran nor Israel should have nukes.

>>507751181

>>507757649
i feel like thats the only solution, but having that solution reach viability is difficult.

>>507757371
no need to confirm you're a kike, it was already evident

>>507758115
considering youre stuck on a loop of seethe about kikes that prevents you from sidetracking the topic of this thread, i have no choice but to dismiss you as lacking good faith in this argument.
whats in it for you to so vociferously defend bilzerian? why should i care or not that he's a clickbaiting midwit? it seems obvious to me that he's just as bad as loomer on this, just on the other side of the clipped coin

>>507758431
*from not sidetracking

Hurdur thought leader

>>507751388

>>507756089
>group that believes in supremacy over me
>not my enemy

Anon I hate those fucking jews as much as the next guy, but fucking c'mon.
yeah i'm sure Iran would just leave me alone, suuureeeee.
How did that work for Europe?
Ya know, the continent that went from the whitest to as bad as muttland in 5 years?

>>507758986
i for one am sick of the taqqiya that they would suddenly become our friends were it just for israels demolition/removal; its as though they admit they have no self-control or desire for peace, because israel has deleted that part of their good will.
theyve never been kind, and have never been peaceful. there are centuries of history proving them to be violent.

>>507758986
>>507759491
I don’t care what they’re like, and without the kike to import them into my country I wouldn’t have to pretend to care. Do you see where the issue is?

Fuck Israel

>>507757006
You just lost that exchange, badly

>>507752219
you live in shit, you eat shit, you are genetically shit. kill yourself jeet.

507758431
>continues seething
too fucking funny but unfortunately unlike you i dont get paid to do this and I have better things to do than argue with a parasite
hope your death is slow and painful

>>507760715
it doesn't see the issue, because it's a kike

>>507751388
Joo

>>507751127 (OP)
I never thought I would say it but Dan is 100% right

>>507758986
>Ya know, the continent that went from the whitest to as bad as muttland in 5 years?

holy fuck you blame Iran for that?
liberal politicians literally laughed in your face as they gobbled migrants from every corner of the world, and blame fucking IRAN?

ARE YOU FUNDAMENTALLY FUCKING INSANE?
are you?

>>507766354
he's jewish. there's hundreds of kikes on pol right now

>>507762973
>headcanon
>1pbtid
whatever retard

>>507760715
you dont care, because youre retarded and have no self preservation instinct. even other muslim countries are conducting air defense for israel because they hate each other so much. theyre the first people who would understand why you cant let iran get the upper hand. proxy terrorism is next on the menu if iran does win.
and jewish attempts to push refugee into the west is reason number #1 why peace should be sought by each side; no wars, no refugees.

>>507765226
>projects own seethe onto someone else

>>507751127 (OP)
Dan Brapzilian W

>>507767246
>he's jewish. there's hundreds of kikes on pol right now
i noticed, its insane