Enlist now.

>>507754764 (OP)
I shouldve enlisted when I was young so I could get some serious gibs, now im schizo and cant

>Enlist now.

>>507754764 (OP)
>die for israel, goyim

>>507754764 (OP)

>>507754764 (OP)
I know how you treat veterans.

>>507754764 (OP)
ahahahaha

>>507754764 (OP)
I recommend enlisting now to get in before the draft starts. If you enlist today, you can get benefits like the GI Bill that pays for higher education or vocational school. You can get a sense of purpose and belonging in today's US military. Talk to your recruiter today!

For the low cost of your legs and sanity, you can help make Israel great again!

>>507754764 (OP)
Only if we declare war on Israel and declare Total Kike Death, then yea, this will be me.

>>507754764 (OP)
>THIS COULD BE YOU

And so could this.

>>507754764 (OP)
This shit is getting pretty funny ngl.

I have a college degree, if I joined I'd go for a Navy commission as a Surface Warfare Officer.

Recruiters are goofy

>>507754764 (OP)
Amerimutts need a war in their backyard.

>>507754764 (OP)
I was at a bar that was playing some mainstream propoganda slop on the tv, must have mentioned israel or Iran when some orclike entity in ill fitted camo grunted out something about "weak men scared to fight for their country"
I out loud said people just aren't stupid enough to go die plinking sand monkeys for israeli interests while bean hordes piledrive our home country anymore. His souless gaze locked on me as he started espouting his service record like the McDonald's menu. I said that's quite impressive for a faggot droning brown kids from the safety of 2 countries over.
This must've set off his programming and fired off what little neurons he still had. Couldn't even tell you what the mystery meat monster was squeeling as he thrashed on that poor barstool's unbreakable will.
I scoffed at the spectacle which had to have activated his kill mode. The frothing mess lurched forward and all it took was mild reactive response of avoidance to sidestep and watch the golem trip on himself and come crashing down.
I sat on this beanbag's back and slapped it on the back of his head. He was already teary eyed and farting profusely in impotent rage. Once the whole bar was splitting their sides in laughter I got off and told him it's ok, no hard feelings. The creature scampered away in fright (I guess having to actually fight for once in it's life was too daunting).
Someone yelled out "Simper Fag!" as it barreled out the doors.
Anyway good luck to the homos and losers set up with recruitment duty. Hope you like the taste of Remington-brand pepper

>>507754764 (OP)
>3rd fagflag kike post aboiut enlisting.
Hope your cutdick gets infected and your bloom syndrome acts up and you die from heart attack kike.

>>507754764 (OP)
>tf
>tp
They aren't sending their best.

Trump voter here.

Now is the time.

Patriotic.

>>507754764 (OP)
This WILL be you when I frag you and your Jewish handlers the second I'm handed a loaded firearm.

>>507756968
You won't do shit except eat a chink cruise missile retard.

>>507757985
dont be afraid, if that happens your fat ass wont be able to enlist KEEEK, you'll go with the women and children boy

>>507758794
Your comment makes zero sense, get back to buggering you pathetic faggot from an irrelevant country known for nothing but gay sex.