Thread 507765775

GET IN HERE MUTTS YOUR ABOUT TO DIE FOR ISRAEL
https://xcancel.com/Faytuks/status/1935063670733537355#m

God damn it feels good to be exactly 29 years old
>too old to get drafted
>young enough to get all of the excess poon

>>507765775 (OP)
Hope all the beautiful chosen people on Wallstreet have made sure their shorts are in order. Usually such tings haopppen on the weekend, after markets are closed, but I was wrong 1 day about the Israeli attack on Iran already, so I guess it is possible.

>>507765830
>israeli assessment
That means they haven't been told that is going to happen.

>>507765775 (OP)
>>507765830
>>507765955
Nobody is falling for it. Cope and seethe, kike.

>>507765775 (OP)
Nice reading comprehension NIGGER

>>507765969
sheeeit

Done my time already and too old to be drafted. Enjoy the desert, Jody's gonna drop by when you're gone.

>>507765775 (OP)
fighting against iran, or against israel?

>>507766117
>at
> n..nobody i.is falling f.for it c.cope and s.seethe k.kike

Sorry mutt but israel needs you goys to die for them.

>>507765969
My age too, plus I'm obese on top of this so would be considered exempt from military service.

Hey Migger, time to die for Israel. You voted for this.

>>507765775 (OP)
>according to Israel's assessment
wow such non-news

>>507765830
Just to level some such mountain, only as a favor.

>>507766051
They seem to be rushing this whole thing. That means they need to get this done before whatever else is coming.

>>507766378
Sucks to suck. No new wars, kike.

>>507765969
>>too old to get drafted
The WW2 draft initially capped at 35 and eventually extended to 44

AHHAHAHAH
FELL FOR IT AGAIN

>>507765775 (OP)
Nothing happening bros... you promised me I wasn't going to die a virgin....

>>507765969
>too old to get drafted
No lol. Look at ukraine.

>>507767147
Don't worry you'll lose your virginity in boot camp.

>>507765955
That kid looks retarded

>>507765775 (OP)
not on the ground but yes. I thank the brave American air force for their much needed help

>>507765775 (OP)
>"according to israeli assessments"

2 more weeks

>>507765775 (OP)
Digits and they'll get drafted.

>>507765969
so, who’s gonna tell him ?

>>507767071
Zero of the men drafted that didn't show up served their full sentences. 0.5% of them even got charged.

>>507765775 (OP)
Where we go you go.

Can someone explain to me why everyone is so opposed to this shit? If anything, most Americans actually WANT to fight Iran. This isn’t like Iraq. Most Iranians hate their government and would welcome us as liberators. No one would fight on their behalf and they have no allies. It’ll be easy for regime change to happen. Just get rid of their nukes and watch the dominos fall. Not really a big fucking deal here which Trump clearly knows.

I hate all you hysterical doomers so much. Oh and by the way Iraq ended up fine too, just a little later than we thought

>>507765775 (OP)
an official anouncement from israel officials was that the biggest move will come in the thur-friday night.
would trust that guy more than a retard on twitter

did you guys win WWII or did you lose?

can i be deported

>>507767462
a ground war is deeply unpopular with americans and we dont want to get into another one when we're in deep debt.

>>507765775 (OP)
Tell John Bolton and Nimrata Haley, these war mongers wanting American soldiers to die for them. I want to see sabre rattling Bolton and Haley enlist in the front lines along with their family too, to show their patriotism, solidarity and leadership before asking the american public to go die for a proxy war in another country. Geopolitical stuff is important, but we need to focus within first before we can help others. Sorry but not sorry. How can I help you if I need to heal first? Plus I know what goy means and that is not very nice and now you want me to help you when you spit in my face? Why are you so aggressive and provoke war and hate? Like a bad girlfriend Israel. I just dont want to be associated with you like you was Diddy. Get it Bibi? Peace and love prevails. Remove nuclear weapons and weapons period from everyone in the middle east and we will have peace. We love you thank you for your service. United States citizens need you first. Stay safe.
>USS Nimitz you are the sacrificial lamb like USS Liberty, you will not be forgotten.

>>507767462
>most Americans actually WANT to fight Iran
why?

>>507767462
>Greetings fellow 4channers,

>>507767462
hand-rub.jpg

>>507765775 (OP)
You follow wherever we go m8tie

>>507765969
>>507766230
Yes indeed. So much Zoomer puss coming our way boys

>>507765969
I turn 27 in two days - what does my future look like lads?

>>507767462
>welcome us as liberators
like the last 7 times right

Good luck Americans. Remember to do the ok-sign with your hand on the drone video that takes your life so we know you were shitposting with us.

>>507767671
>what does my future look like
27

>>507767749
>Not doing a roman salute instead
NGMI

>>507765775 (OP)
>>507765830
>the jews said so we have to believealljews
No.

>>507767895
Thank you México, very good

>>507765775 (OP)
First Iran
Then Yemen
After Pakistan
Later Turkey
Then Russia
Finally China

Thank you Israel!

>>507767462
>Most Iranians hate their government and would welcome us as liberators.
Why do "we" need to do it again then?

>>507767462
Okay jew

>>507766078
This, but nu/pol/ is retarded and gets dopamine hits from happenings that aren't actually happening.
If I'm wrong, though, America will experience mass rape and TKD/TND/TBD/TJD on a scale that is impossible to imagine.

>>507767462
see >>507767692
No country that was invaded has ever welcomed the "liberators" that bombed them. Its a retarded talking point. Air Campaign could turn into a ground war easily. Then were stuck there for another 20 years.

>>507767895
3 long years of goats and cervesa before getting decapitated by the cartel

>>507767692
Except this time they genuinely 100% would. Like no doubt about it. And Iran is so weak they would lose right away, no troops on the ground needed.

>>507768556
And Iran is not iraq, it will almost certainly require a draft

>>507768155
>First Iran
>Then Yemen
They tried Yemen first and failed. Cope.

>>507768669
>Like no doubt about it
All the countries you have liberated hate the guts out of you, Irak included

>>507765775 (OP)
Pro tip for Iranian anons. Go to Mexico, come to the US border and claim asylum. They have to let you in. Doesn't matter it's Texas or California. Live in Texas because it's cheaper over there.

>>507768669
>Iran is so weak they would lose right awa
Then send the IDF, kike

>>507768196
Heard the same shit about Afghanistan as well.

>>507765775 (OP)
They said this yesterday and the day before that too. Same retarded jew channel.

>>507765775 (OP)
no we wont lol

>>507768762
What about Germany and Japan? They both love USA, even though USA went as far as dropping 2 nukes on Japan.

>>507767462
Dont even worry about it. Nothing is going to happen.

We need to focus on our own backyard first. The real enemy of the U.S. is not Iran, but Cuba and Venezuela. Think about it, getting rid of the Cuban and Venezuelan regimes would be the beginning of the end for the far-left in the Western Hemisphere. Though since there are already Iranian military personnel in these countries right now, maybe going after Iran will also lead to that outcome.

>>507765969
they usually extend it to 35

>>507766450
>being a fat fuck
you should just KYS desu

>>507765775 (OP)
I only care about gas prices.

I want to see $8/gallon gas followed by the federal government cancelling the $7k EV tax credit.

>>507767071
>The WW2 draft initially capped at 35 and eventually extended to 44
tfw over 44 and money in the bank to entertain zoomettes with. By entertain I mean fucking their holes

>>507769058
>there are already Iranian military personnel in these countries right now,
dose anyone believe this shit

>>507765969
fuck all the military wives for me bros...

>>507765969
Anon, literally every time there was a draft the rules were changed to fit the militaries current needs. Basically, when that many warm bodies are needed, all bets are off and everything is in the table. They’ll do whatever they have to do, and it’s all legal.
>I can get all the pussy lol
That’s something that absolutely won’t change. The 80/20 rule will just be the 90/1 rule.

>>507766132
why use ai when real life is there
>folds of honor

wasnt trump proud of being the one president that didnt start a war?

what happened?

>>507769735
Raytheon stock was down

>>507765775 (OP)
The north-American servers of almost any mmorpg empty for a few years? This?

>>507765775 (OP)
I am 59 years old and have been watching IRAN terrorize the world since I was 13. I like Trump and dont want wars but I think we have all seen enough. The time is now to level the playing field with those people. I am sure the Iranian citizens would agree. Also, it would do a lot of you some good to join the military instead of sitting around all day getting fatter, actually.

>>507769735
>how could this shabbos goy have lied to us?
Never trust a zionist collaborator

>>507771029
Holy FUCK I'm going to the recruiters office RIGHT NOW. btw I have two herniated discs and can't stand for more than an hour flak hopefully I get to drive a forklift or something.

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Jones Live with Fuentes (just wrapped)
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MIGA = treason

>>507765775 (OP)
>>507765830
>>507765955
stop using jew magic to try to get what you want to happen happen

>>507771676
any white people live?

>>507767462
resistance for this move is mostly political. on the right "fighting a war/'dyying' for israel" is seen as a betrayal of america first isolationism and a concession to a power that's currently being used as a political scapegoat-the classic "jews control the world" emasculated west agitprop, straight out of the sinorussian playbook.
on the left, it's either the usual tankie nonsense ("anything opposed to the west is good") or mainstream liberals who want to hurt iran because of the drone supply to russia, hoping itll help ukraine win.
as for pol its the usual schizo joozian contrarianism. don’t try to understand it further

that being said, removing nuclear infrastructure and freeing iran from irgc control is the easy moral choice, especially when losses in iranian airspace are expected to be minimal. im deeply grateful to the west for its help here.
i sincerely hope all pilots return home safe within a week, and that no american boots touch the ground, unless it's a green beret advisory mission arming the resistance.not fighting.

this will be good most of all for the Iranians suffering under the irgc/basij and shit like purity police and bad industry. it could bring peace to yemen, lebanon, syria, west iraq, and maybe even israel.
the next century should be one of trade, cooperation, and rebuilding.
we can do it, bros. actual peace in the mid east.

>>507772142
KYS jew

FUCK ISRAEL

They started this shit. Did they really expect Iran to sit back and say "yes sirs, please sirs, can we have more bombs dropped on us?"

We've been hearing for decades that Iran is just two more weeks from building nuclear bombs. At this point, I am convinced Israel is lying to justify and trick everyone into them using Iran as testing grounds for their bombs.

>>507771029
>watching IRAN terrorize the world
I'm sure if I asked you about what this terror was, you would give the NPC answer of
>9/11, Al Qaida, Hamas, ISIS, etc..
because you're obviously too stupid to realize that all of these were in fact created by Israel and the CIA/5-eyes glowniggers every single time. Just like Jews blamed the Germans for every single atrocity they and their allies committed in WW2, they have also blamed every horrible thing to happen to the West on Islam. They LOVE scapegoats - Jesus himself was a scapegoat. They transfer their fucking sins into a chicken then kill it to absolve themselves of being evil pedophile demons.

Just think about it anon.

>>507772142
I will always protect you.

>>507768827
>Go to Mexico, come to the US border and claim asylum
I wouldn't mind them here, they make some delicious stuff and can withstand the heat
Just ditch the whole muslim stuff, you are going to get pelted and ran over if you dare to pull a rug and pray in the middle of a busy street
And if you ever dare to blast a horn at 5am for a prayer call you are going to get butchered and made tamales for Candlemas

>>507765969
Ww2 the U.S. drafted up to 40 year olds

And in places where shit got serious it was anyone who could hold a gun 12 to 80

You aren’t safe

>>507771875
They don’t let you watch white people with based takes anymore anon. Even Asmon is white trash

>>507768957
>They both love USA
Japan absolutely hated the US in the 60's, they got brainwashed with mass propaganda and even to this day they consider americans to be niggers and downright perverts.
At least that's what some of the college artistfags told me when they came here, they also consider us pervs but not chimps.

>>507765775 (OP)
Remember, if someone comes to your house about this, do everything you can to utterly destroy them. I recommend a sawed-off, pump action 12 gauge. Very affordable on a budget.

>>507765969
Zoomer whores will tongue my anus for silver dollars.

>>507772142
>we can do it, bros. actual peace in the mid east.
the utter hubris of thinking that the middle east - a place that has been in a state of constant unending war and civil conflict for the past 1800 years - can be solved by a partnership of the two most hated and corrupt countries, makes me truly believe that every israeli is actually insane and it would be better for everyone if the US, Russia, and China all teamed up to wipe you off the map before you Samson Option us

whatever desert plant you've been smoking at your "spit on christians, cut childrens' dicks" ceremonies, you need to lay off it
the Iraqis, Afghans, Libyans, Viets, and everyone else we've stuck our noses in, hates our guts. Nothing will make iran different.
islamic corruption will bend and break and be replaced by Rocket-Pop flavored red-white-and-blue corruption for 10-15 years before the country ends up exactly as poor as it was, just with BlackRock and Vanguard owning its entire manufacturing and banking systems.

>>507765775 (OP)
Let's see if Trump is the Herald of the apocalypse

>>507765969
>Tfw already have a DD-214 and disability
Have fun on the front, kid

>>507766450
>memeflag
>obese
not surprising

>>507765775 (OP)

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Trump gave the traditional Presidential warning before a false-flag: "IF ANYONE ATTACKS AMERICAN CITIZENS..."

>>507767462
Lol nobody but blackmailed politicians want to fight for Israel. They do NOTHING FOR US.

>>507772421
But who will protect you, Mohammad? For all the focus on solidarity with the ummah that you moslems constantly are telling the world, you never come together to defeat your common enemy. Instead you squabble like women with your various sects and tribes, meanwhile the kaffir world is man-handling all Muslims with ease.

>>507768957
>>507772685
japan likes the IDEA of america
i invite any jap to come to Baltimore and see if anything's worth admiring
Germany fucking hates our guts because like the autists they are, their manichean ability to only see things in black and white terms means that suddenly the US is not sucking enough cock and being weimar enough for them. "In Gemany, we..."

The only US ally that doesn't hate us is Poland, and they'll learn to

>>507772421
Hahaha the only people on Earth who unironically likes Israel are Indian.

just came to shit on any america haters, heres some huge bawls to suckle, dont forget to suckle every farticle out of my asshole while you seethe, fuck you, and goodnight...you greasy bitch nigger.

>>507767671
grim

>>507772951
the gulf states have been a signature away from normalizing relations with Israel the month prior to oct7 which is why the attack was carried off. we were almost there man. the new generations want this, they don't want wars. you can call me hubristic but in the end I rather live with hope and keep going than give up

trust me I'm well aware that the region is in forever wars because of sunni shiite and to a lesser extent Israeli Palestinian rivalries so if you remove the top 1 shiite terror group founders out of the equation change could happen. militias could fall now without fear of retribution from iran and without anyone left to sell them gear
of course this assumes a secular/democratic west aligned iran but I believe it can be accomplished

>>507772421
<3 bhai

>>507765775 (OP)
It will be an honor and a privilege. Christ is King!!!