Is it the Strait of Hormuz?

>>507772264 (OP)
The death of america?

>>507772264 (OP)
digits and israel gets nuked

>>507772397
Rollig for two nukes

I would ONLY be surprised to see peace...

>>507772397
Let's roll again here. Digital and Israel gets nuked.

>>507772264 (OP)

>>507772264 (OP)
Only centuries?

Nukerino

>>507772397
digits and iran turns to glass at the hands of based Israel

>>507772397
Reroll

>>507772397
roll

>>507772668
If they released all that, man.
They would hold a special place in my heart.

>>507772397
Nuclear attack on USS Nimitz and US aircraft in the region

>>507772397
Inshallah

>>507772397
nothing ever happens.

>>507772397

>>507772264 (OP)
thoon

Dirty bombs

>>507772397
Nice try but a German needs to roll for total kike obliteration

Hashem defending Israel from the digits

>>507772264 (OP)
reveal of pedo blackmail files they stole from Mossad

>>507772397
no more jews

>>507772264 (OP)
>a thousand genders descend upon you
>our pronouns will blot out the sun

>>507772264 (OP)
TONIGHT… THE DEMONS ARE UNLEASHED. THE STEEL DOOR LOCKS. AND TWO OF THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL FIGURES IN HISTORY STEP INTO A CAGE OF PURE DESTRUCTION!
HELL IN A CELL
BENJAMIN “THE BULLDOG” NETANYAHU VS RUHOLLAH “THE SUPREME FORCE” KHOMEINI

>>507772264 (OP)
>its going to be another nothingburger
Let's be honest we all know how this is going to go for the most part
>US does 2 air strikes on Khamanei and the Fordow nuclear site
>Israel follows suit with another strike on remaining missile sites
>Iran surrenders by tomorrow

wow shocking

>>507772397
All those rolls and not digits. Truly Israel is the greatest country on Earth

>>507772264 (OP)
Digits and the Iranians knock an IDF satellite out of orbit.

digits and israel wins again

>>507772264 (OP)
Most likely outcome is they launch another rocket attack that does nothing.
Maybe they detonate a small nuclear warhead to prove they have then and will use them as a deterrent like North Korea occasionally does.

It’s more then likely performative bullshit

>>507772397
Its happening tonight

>>507772397
It's midnight there, they do anything yet?

>>507772264 (OP)

If they were going to do anything to change the course of the conflict they would not announce it.

>>507772668
Oh shiet. No wonder Trump is sperging out, they might release the Epstein files/Tapes.

I hope both nuke each other and the middle east turns into radioactive glass

>>507772668
>trust me, bros
Who the fuck is this guy?

>>507772397
King K-ROLL for nukes!

I am so freaking Bored!

>>507772397
Checkem, Tel Aviv

>>507773157
What incentive does Iran have to surrender?

>>507772264 (OP)
Nuke test?

>>507772397
REROLL WITH ALL OF ME

>>507772264 (OP)
please nuke Tel Aviv
please nuke Tel Aviv
PLEASE NUKE TEL AVIV

>>507772397
allahu akbar

>>507772397
About time

>>507772397
They see me rolling

>>507772397
Digits and I get pussy tonight

THE AIRCRAFT CARRIERS WILL BE DESTROYED

>>507772533
digits of peace

>>507772264 (OP)
I saw someone say they were gonna show the Israeli pilots that got shot down on TV. Maybe live execution?

>>507772264 (OP)

AMERICAN FALSE-FLAG INCOMING!

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

AMERICAN FALSE-FLAG INCOMING!

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

AMERICAN FALSE-FLAG INCOMING!

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

AMERICAN FALSE-FLAG INCOMING!

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

Trump gave the traditional Presidential warning before a false-flag: "IF ANYONE ATTACKS AMERICAN CITIZENS..."

>>507772264 (OP)
bruh they said this last night, I had to edge for hours just for no release

my dick is the real victim of all this

>>507772264 (OP)
Shit's getting spicy, may need to make another coffee because this is shaping up to be as memorable as Desert Storm 1 and 2 combined.

REMEMBER GOYIM

>>507773122
What have you done, you braindead chaironigger?

>>507772264 (OP)
Seeing how much of a fucking disappointment they have been so far it's going to be them surrendering. Never bet on shitskins, they are always a fucking disappointment.

>>507772397
TKD

>>507772397
I don't actually want this to happen because it'll kick off global nuclear war, but let's roll anyway.

>>507772397
Saudis nuke both.

>>507772397
Digits for nothing happening.

They say shit like that every night man, fuck off.

>>507772397
one can dream

>>507773210
That's a weird pose. It's supposed to look like a cool striding walk but she just started the 1st step of the walk because she's right in front of the brick wall. What a weird flex.

>>507777777
Thank you for your service, waiting for ACTUAL happening

>>507772397
rolling

>>507772397
rolling
this better be it

>>507773544
FUCK

>>507773444
Fuck you Gringolem.

>>507773366
DAAAAAMN

>>507773048
You're the second one to say this. If it's true, they'll just shut down the entire Internet and blame it on Iranian hackers working with Russian and Chinese hackers.
These fuckers are too predictable. Sad!

>>507773566
DIGITS CONFIRMED

>>507773444

>>507773444
nice try, but gonna need more digits than that for peace

>>507772397
multiple times

>>507772397
rollin

>>507772397
You are leik a babby

>>507772668
May we see it?

>>507772397
HELLFIRE!

>>507772397
>implying anything less than septs is remotely strong enough to grant a happening

>>507773039
Uh... Actually sweetie it should be an Austrian...

>>507773522
Same thing as you

you already know the drill

>>507772397
Roll for total muttland death

I swear if this is a nothing burger i will start supporting Israel

>>507773469
i don't think they give enough fucks about the public opinion anymore to bother with false flags

>>507772397
rolling. Jerusalem shall burn

>>507773845
That's a good goy

>>507772397
rollin 4 tkd

>>507772668
i want to believe it but everyone nowadays blows smoke out of their arse for clicks like the whore they are

>>507772668
I remember.
Just 2 or 3 days before the attack, there were a couple of threads in /pol/ saying there was a massive intelligence breach in Mossad by Iranian hackers....there was no details about the information leaking, just stating that it was a huge amount of data, and it was in the hand of Iran.
Most poeple called it bs, and the threads disappeared, and then....WAR.

>>507772397
Guys, please.

>>507773574
>she

>>507772397
Glory to the ayatollah

>>507773198
Missiles, not rockets. Rockets are those Hamas things that are glorified fireworks made in basements

>>507772397
CHECKEM

>>507773977
Please be the Epstein files

>>507773761

>>507773350
Of being free from the burden of not being able to reveal that the Russian weapons, except for some, are utterly shitty.

Still huge turkish defeat

>>507773350
their leader will be dead, all their nuclear facilities will be destroyed, and civilians do not support the Shia regime

>>507773350
none. they were allegedly engaged in diplomatic talks when israel sneak attacked apparently with the orange retard's blessing. the iranians have every incentive to fight to the last because their enemies are literal demons

>>507772264 (OP)
israel says iran only has 1800 missiles left. they've only used 300 or so. What a joke. Iran said the other night they'd launch 2000 and they only sent about 30. now all their launchers are blown up and they can only do 10 a day

>>507772264 (OP)
Rolling for vx gas

>>507772365
That depends on what ring the fearless leader was wearing when this news broke.

>>507772397
Rolling for TKD

>>507772264 (OP)
>>surprise surprise, iran renames itself to greater Isreal which will left its enemies dumbfounded and unable to attack

>>507772264 (OP)
Nothing isn’t a surprise

>>507773700
It has begun
Can you feel it?
There has been an awakening

>>>507772264 (OP)
>Straight of Houmous
Habibi… I…

Netanyahu collapses under nukes.
If triples then Iran releases material proving Trump is involved in pedophilia rings.

>>507772264 (OP)
Kikes gonna get nuked?

>>507772397

>>507772264 (OP)
2 more hours?

>>507772264 (OP)
Probably a new signal flag that's somehow more Persianly angry than the red one of revenge.

>>507773977
Any link in the archives my dear swede frog?

>>507772365
already happened.

UH GUYS...

What is stopping Mossad from just telling us what Iran is saying to justify regime change/war?

Where is the source? In the age of AI we can't even verify anything. This seems to just be justification for counter-measure by the United States of Israel

>>507772957
they'd waste a nuke on that piece of shit?

>>507772264 (OP)
Am I losing sleep over a nothingburger again?

>>507772264 (OP)
A new flag color, never before seen, will be raised.

Prepare yourself for the sarcoline flag of impotence!

>>507772397
Nukes don't exist

>>507772668
oh man, now THAT would stir up some shit. kek.

>>507772397
inshallah

>>507772397
roll

The Golden flag of Islamic Peaceful Unity
A beautiful flag

>>507774154
Unconditional surrender means their leader dies anyway. Plus there’s zero incentive to negotiate with a blowhard like Trump because he’s clearly on Netnyahu’s leash.

>>507772397

Rolling

>>507772397
Nothing happens. Iranians always exaggerate pompously.

If the Persians can't nuke Jews with a bomb, they should nuke Jews with this. Literally have their scientists build a giant microwave with a transparent window and put the captured Israeli pilots in there. Set up a camera outside so the world can enjoy the festivities as well. I understand that Iran has a sizable Jewish population which is surely how Mossad was able to penetrate Iran so thoroughly. Nuke those rats also. And then since military objectives aren't in the cards, just send the Qods Force covertly into Israel to kidnap as many kikes as possible so they can be nuked also. Preferaby children for the good of future generations and because you can fit more kids into a microwave than you can adults

https://nitter.poast.org/AsharqNewsBrk

I found the source. Looks legit.

>>507774740
this is the mossad agent

>>507772668
>>507773761
>>507772935
Iran was cut off from accessing the internet and all of their media stations have been bombed.

>>507774655
The black flag will fly above the dome.

>>507772397

INSHALLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>507775158
I found the source. What is stopping Twitter owners from hacking into a gold star account? Nothing?

>>507772397
Mashallah

>>507772397
gib me dem numbaz muh nigga

>>507772397
shalom

>>507774673
>>507774673
I don't have any archive link, and frankly,... i've never used it.
I remember the thread title was "massive intelligence breach" or something like that..... if that helps you to find it.

>>507772264 (OP)
so it begins
THE NIGHT OF NEVER HAPPENINGS

>>507772668
anything with this goofball in it is complete bullshit

>>507777777
Just in case for later

>>507772397
rolling for trips digies and trips nukies

>>507772397
Roll

>>507772264 (OP)
Do you know what a strait is anon?

>>507772264 (OP)
More pictures of Hunter Biden's cock.

>>507775419
heh dumb newfag albozerg

>>507773838
Mutts voted for this
Pfft hahahaha

>>507772264 (OP)
>straight of homos
what

>>507775581
sumtin u aint. nigger

It's going to be a scalar weapon attack on Israel.

>>507775730

>>507772397
Roll. Unironically what happens if this were to happen? Assume they are completely glassed. Surely the US would glass Iran, but why would they? Their masters would be wiped out and they would have nobody to serve. Would they care about Israel without Jews telling them to?

>>507772264 (OP)
what about the gay of hormuz? nobody ever talks about them.

>>507772264 (OP)
>There is a nothing happening tonight that will be remembered for days, and there is a nothing happening tonight that the world will remember for centuries. - Chuddicus Maximus

>>507772668
So that's why Trump is sucking Bibi off
but thinking about it, Bibi might have WANTED Iran to get their hands on this, to force Orange retard's hand.

>>507772397
Wouldn't miss this chance for the life of me

>>507773444
Trips of truth.
Peace it is.
/thread

SHITSKINS AND KIKES
NOT EVEN ONCE

>>507772264 (OP)
Im sure it will be nothing.

>>507772397
rerolling

>>507772264 (OP)
>Straight of Hormuz to be renamed to Gay of Hormuz
>Happy Pride Month!

>>507773366

Nice

>>507772264 (OP)
SWEET BABY JESUS, PLEASE LET IT BE A NUKE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG YOU. REMOVE THE KIKE MENACE FROM THE EARTH.
>>507775189
Lol no. This is a kike disinfo agent. I hope you suffocate in a bombed out bunker.

Nothing will happen. Iran is cooked.
>oh p-p-please don’t destroy us!! otherwise you w-will regret it k-k-ikes...
Sad.

>>507772264 (OP)
Unless they detonate a nuke I am not buying it.

>>507772264 (OP)
It will be such a fucking nothingburger that the Straight of Hormuz will have to be renamed to the Gay of Hormuz.

>>507773977
I hope they stole the plans for a nuke and started building it that same fucking day.

>>507772397
>>507777777
Please.

>>507772397
I beg, drop the nukes or hydrogen bombs

>>507772264 (OP)
Are they going to raise the flag of "two more warnings and we issue a demerit!" ?

https://asharq.com/

This is news source for where the quote is coming from. Anyone find the full article where this is from? They dont even mention war or anything in their headlines. The quote doesnt seem high priority to them. Does Iranian TV have an online stream?

>>507772365
I hope so, I'm sick of working for nothing and pretending I'm "free".

>>507776341
You will have a few minutes until you get disapointed. Nukes are always 2weeks away

>>507772397
ROLLLLLLL VIVA IL DVCE

countries announcing actions is fake and gay

>>507772264 (OP)
The Merge will be unleashed.

tldr; they are all kikes and shabbos goyim, deliberately muddying the media waters and flip-flopping daily as a form of psyops. meanwhile real and strategic decisions have been made long time ago. they're just fooling you and buying goodwill with the good cop vs. bad cop theatrics. iran is moronic for falling for it. again. drumpstein lured soleimani to baghdad in 2020 for le deal and parlay only let his guard down and assassinate him. imagine being a trumpfeldt cuck after all this time. pathetic. he's a mega kike pedo. russians and persians are imbeciles for even holding talks with thieving, murderous, treacherous jewmericans and their satellites.
prigozhin was correct: the only way to succeed against the nato nigger anglokike zog monster machine is the NORK style. and unironically the norks are last hope of the planet. maybe afghanistan too. puccia with cucktin is finished. china got too big for its own good... eh

>>507773381
What a shockingly accurate baby boomer statue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TxPnOwVjWw

I FOUND THE SOURCE OF THE QUOTE. WATCH THIS WITH SUBTITLES

>>507772264 (OP)
Strait of homos

>>507775730
lol pretty good lmao

>>507772264 (OP)
HITLER HAS BEEN RESURRECTED UNDERNEATH THE EGYPTIAN PYRAMIDS. HE IS COMING OUT TODAY!!!!!

THESE DIGITS CONFIRM THE EXACT TIME

>>507772668
>Source: Iran
>No they don't have any of it available, no there's nothing released yet, I just want it to be true and get likes on X

>>507776839
ITS A DAY OFF AND ITS IN HINDI.

>>507776932
932 PM EST

HITLER'S RETURN! INSHA'ALLAH

>>507772264 (OP)
They are going to unconditionally surrender to the Jewnited States of Amerisrael.

>>507772397

I am inevitable

>>507776210


lol, UK going become minority white in the next 50 years


Arabs and nigger and south Asian everywhere


You are cooked

Niggers tongue my anus

>>507772264 (OP)
TRUMP WILL WIN

Trump literally won on the promise that there’d be no more Middle Eastern wars and he's about to start another

>>507772264 (OP)
For the first time in centuries, to be remembered for centuries...
>raises Auburn Flag of Annoyance

>>507777375

who dat, madison ivy?

>>507777281
You're already minority white Moishe, and everyone hates you

>>507772397
Judenfall

>>507772264 (OP)
Evidence that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

>>507777407

He claim he going attack Iran multiple times

>>507772397
Sevens and Israel goes up in flames tonight.

>>507772264 (OP)
They should release the material the mossad uses to blackmail trump

Rolling for destruction of Israel

>>507777554

I’m not white, I’m mizrahi Jew (Iraqi Jew more specifically)


And we mizrahi Jews have big genetic connection to the Jews who live in Israel 2000 years ago

We are the real deal

>>507772264 (OP)
What we can say without doubt is that history is written by the victors. Thus for something to be remembered for centuries, Iran would have to win and write the history. So I guess nukes?

>>507777281
you sent them there

>>507772397
Digits and you finally lose your virginity

>>507772264 (OP)
Ayatollah is going to show his penis on twitter!!!!!!!

>>507778086

We mizrahi Jews have no power


Askhanzi Jews are the once own the nukes and blackmail pedo politicians from usa
But we do hate Arabs also and want to kick them from Israel and support the war against Gaza and Iran


Fuck Arabs

>>507777862
>And we mizrahi Jews have big genetic connection to the Jews who live in Israel 2000 years ago

> WE

I noticed that these dumb kikes have the same MO like the niggers, it's probaby that they taught niggies the esoteric knowledge of doing two things, ad infinitum, no matter the situation, and that is:

> WE
> Dindu Nuffin

TKD

>>507774599
Nice

>>507772397
Roll em

>>507772397
The universe demands it.

>>507777777

>>507772264 (OP)
Half Life 3 will finally be released

>>507775900
You're so gay
>>507774599
Nice

>>507773444
my Chuddah

>>507777777

>>507772264 (OP)
i don't think it would be that memorable, however a second holocaust...

>>507772264 (OP)
>Strait of Hunmuz shall be nuked

>>507779089
Could be worse

>>507772397
total jewish annihilation

>>507773366
Checked

>>507772397
May the digits be megatons.

>not a single hit

browns in shambles

>>507772397
No... el numeros and bibi gets popped by Iran. They'll give one of nutt's security team a stack of gold to do the deed and the jew simply wont be able to resist.

>>507772264 (OP)
nothing ever happens

>>507772668
>yfw Iran releases the epstein files and nukes israel

No Nukes will fly.
Good night.

>>507772397
Trips & Deus Vult

>>507772397

Israel will be nuked

>>507783331
those almost digits
god wills it, but not this time.

Fucking bastard waiting for us to do a civil war and launch our nukes at israel or something?

Trump and Khamenei will declare that it was all the false flag, and together they will strike Israel and kill Satanyahoo

>>507772397
Imam Reza wills it

>>507772397
Kvetchin 4 trips

there is a 150kt nuclear bomb in tel aviv. it was smuggled in by the quds force in early may.

digits will confirm.

>>507784994
g*ddamnit! Off by one

>>507772397
Witness these numerals it all ends tonight

>>507772397
Burnt offering

>>507772397
rollin

>>507772397
Rollin Rollin Rollin

>>507772397
Rolling for tkd

>Jews I vs Jews III
All because some sandniggers smoked mushrooms 3 thousand years ago kek

>>507772397
you failed retard, stop rolling retards you had this one try and chud fucked it up. chuddy will always lose. loser chuddy.

>>507772668
>implyinv it wouldn't be panama papers 2.0
3TB of data is a bit much for your average retard to comprehend

>>507772264 (OP)
The Mahdi is coming.

>>507777777

>>507773541
Got Jews?

>>507772668
Imagine if Iran can stop the war by proving Trump is on the tapes.

ROLLING FOR NUKES

LET THE PROMISED END COME

>>507786822
imagine all you want the shit still aint real

>>507785733
NICE

>>507772397
TK DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>507772264 (OP)
usa kills netanyahu, because iran has all the blackmail material now

israel gets nuked
the world rejoices

>>507772397
israel's not gonna get nuked... yet

>>507773210
They should make a drive 2 with HIM as the main character. I would watch it for sure.

>>507772397
Israel is going to be glassed by Russian and Chinese nukes smuggled in.

>>507772397
Ishallah

>>507772264 (OP)
I thought the Jews blew up Iranian state media last night. idc desu post hot pics of Greta in a bikini

>>507772264 (OP)
Digits and the Supreme Leader straps himself to a nuke and launches it on Tel-Aviv

>>507773977
>>507774673
not easy to find
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/506624391/#q506630561

>>507772668

>>507772264 (OP)
This or papers about kennedy killed by mossad.

>>507772264 (OP)
>me when I check the time tonight

>>507772397
ROLLING FOR 100% KIKE ANNIALATION FROM THE EARTH!
CHECK EM!

>>507791467
Bro, Greta can be autistic but she's also hot AF

>>507791547
trips and Jesus Christ himself will rise from the dead and destroy Israel.

Did it happen already? It's late here I need to sleep.

>>507791996

>>507792087
quads and teh orange cheeto god devours teh world

>>507772397
Roll

>>507792335
Quints and israel nukes itself and then all nuclear armed nations nukes israel again for using nukes against themselves

WHITE HOUSE POSTS PROPAGANDA VIDEO!
BREAKING!!
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1935117194028777927

>>507791996
some of you have really low standards

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
MY NAME IS IRVING KRISTOL AND MY SONS NAME IS BILL!!!
IN MY YOUTH I FOLLOWED TROTSKY AND IN TRUTH I FOLLOW HIM STILL!
BUT TO CALL YOURSELF A BOLSHEVIK WOULD FILL THE WORLD WITH DREAD... SO PLEASE DON'T CALL ME A COMMIE CALL ME A NEOCON INSTEAD!

YES WE ARE THE NEOCONSERVATIVES WE RULE THE WORLD SAYS I... AND THAT DUMB GOY WE CALL DONNIE BOY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW OR WHY!!!!

OH, WE ARE MARCHING INTO IRAN AND THE FUN HAS JUST BEGUN!
COMRADE TROTSKY WOULD BE PROUD TO BE CALLED A NEOCON!

TO KEEP THE GOYIM PACIFIED WHILE WATCHING THEIR T.V... WE LET THEM WATCH DUMB IRISHMEN LIKE SEAN O'HANNITY!

BILL O'REILY AND CHRIS MATHEWS CAN LICK OUR BOOTS AND SIGH... BUT TO RUN THE NEW WORLD ORDER NO DUMB IRISH NEED APPLY!!!

DAVID FRUM CAN EXCOMMUNICATE THE PALEO'S FROM THE NATIONAL REVIEW... FOR TO BE A NEOCONSERVATIVE MEANS TO BE ONE OF A "CHOSEN FEW"!!!!!

OHHHHHHHH, WE ARE MARCHING INTO IRAN AND THE FUN HAS JUST BEGUN!
COMRADE TROTSKY WOULD BE PROUD TO BE KNOWN AS A NEOCON!

THEY'VE GOT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AND THEY GOT THEM FROM SADDAM HUSSEIN.... THEY'VE GOT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION OH REPEAT ONCE MORE REFRAME!

THEY'VE GOT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION OH BELIEVE ME OH BELIEVE....IF YOU WANT TO KNOW JUST WHERE THEY ARE??? THEY ARE HIDDEN IN TEL AVIV!!!

It's the jews

>>507772397
Break the shackles placed on man kind!

>>507772397
I'm glad they cone here and see this wall of post. Fuck pissrael. May God guide Iran's hand to destroy those horrid kikes

>>507794608

god damn, based

>>507772397
check

>>507772397
Pls god

>>507779089
Based Paki

>>507773210
>they do anything yet?
What do you think?

>>507773123
OH MY GOD ITS A CAGE MATCH BETWEEN KING KIKE AND THE ANGRY AYATOLLAH

>>507772668
yeah, my shekels are on this one to be da bomb

Rolling for nukes

>>507772397
ROLL FOR KIKE ANNIHILATION