>look on indeed
>every entry level job is ~15/hour
>$2600/mo before taxes
>$1900 after taxes
>look up apartments
>its $1000 minimum for a literal living cube
>must have 3x income ($3000/mo) for your application to be accepted
>ok maybe houses are better
>look up housing
>its $200,000 minimum for any place that is liveable (including trailer parks)
>need $20,000 before signing
>$1600 monthly payment
>$250 monthly taxes
>$125 monthly home insurance
>$1975/mo just to have the place, already higher than my income
>electric, gas, utility bill

Give me one good reason why i shouldn't just kill myself right now

It would make your mom sad.

>>507774564 (OP)
>Give me one good reason why i shouldn't just kill myself right now
because Israel needs you on the frontline to defend Judea

If I came home to that, I'd just break her jaw and go to prison over it.

>>507774564 (OP)
Tf...she must have the best pussy in the world, she feeds me that im taking her back to her moms no cap frfr

>>507774564 (OP)
you forgot
>$100 application fee per person
>$200 holding deposit (non- refundable if you dont sign the lease)
>an illegal can get the same shitbox for $200 a month because the government also gives property owners tax cuts to rent to illegals, niggers and third worlders.
>the property is owned by some "property management company" who doesnt even know they're trying to rent you a shitbox in the worst crime infested part of town because they're based in jew york, commiefornia, etc.
>entey level jobs have been given fancy titles, to make the asinine requirements and workload look like it's justified. rudementary psychological evaluations, credit checks, background checks, drug tests, tax credit surveys (the real reason they only hire third worlders and niggers to get tax cuts) and at least three interviews before they will consider hiring you.
This is the shit DOGE should have killed off first not grandpas social security.

>>507774564 (OP)
If youre too stupid to afford fucking $2000 a month you really need to reevaluate your life

>>507774564 (OP)
It's even worse in Canada where all jobs go to non-Whites first.

Even my ID is brown... Canada is doomed.

Gotta work your way up champ unironically, dont let trannies discourage you, i lived in a room with no windows and a shared kitchen while working at mcdonalds when i left home and now im the richest person in my family, just loaned my sister 20k usd to open her own tattoo studio, feels good

>>507775366
Lol wut

>>507774564 (OP)
I've come to love this lazy bitch, would affair for 14 hours a day while the cuck works that shift.

>>507775366
I have no respect for men who cannot cook
Cooking is a manly profession even the french military address their superiors with
“Yes Chef” instead of “yessir”
Start at the bottom just roasting meat in an oven and you will learn

>>507774564 (OP)
Commute you lazy stupid zoomer faggot. You don't have a right to live 3 blocks from work.

>>507774564 (OP)
have you tried working in a profession that soft handed faggots don't like? I make 20 an hour making land whales pasta as a highly valued line cook with the chance of making six figures if I move into management.
>200k for any place that is liveable
Yeah if you want to live in a highly urbanized center. Eyeing up a really nice three bedroom family home here in the midwest for like 90k lmao

>>507776271
>>507775366
Its obviously ragebait no one cooks like that she boiled an egg in oil 3x longer than the pie thing and salted the bottle of the pie then flipped it

You retards are why these annoying things exist fuck you

>>507777402
>its a prank
No you dont know American woman i went to this bitchs house to fuck her and she had a sack of potatoes with grandchildren