Thread 507790241

IN THE COMING HOURS THE WORLD WILL WITNESS UNUSUAL EVENTS IRAN SAYS

Nothing ever happens

Just 2 more hours. We promise.

This time for real

>>507790241 (OP)
2 more hours.

>>507790241 (OP)
ITS HAPPENING, THE WORLD WILL BURN AHHHHHHH

>>507790359
fpbp

>>507790241 (OP)
they have said that every day for the last week

the world will witness my sharrrrrtttttsssss

>>507790241 (OP)
N.E.H.

>>507790241 (OP)
>memeflag
>date of tweet cropped off
Sage

>>507790554
Yeah I'm not holding ny breath but a nigger can dream

>>507790241 (OP)
All Iranian media just talks nonsense.
But Iran better do something quick if they want to attack Israel time is running out, it seems Zion Don is going to throw in with Israel and put us at war with Iran. After that well, it's over.

IRAN RAISES THE FLAG OF GAY BUTTSEX AND WEARS THE RING OF SPIT LUBE

>>507790241 (OP)
Didn't they say the same shit yesterday and then it turned out to be nothing?

>>507790241 (OP)
Yellow flag?

>>507790241 (OP)
Two more weeks

>>507790743
Affirmative. They said specifically they were going to launch a bigger missile strike than anything seen yet. Iran sent 3 missiles last night.

>>507790241 (OP)
I farded and a poopie came out

>>507790241 (OP)
NEH NIGGA NEH NIGGA NEH NEH NEH NIGGA

>>507790743
And the day before that, and the day before that...

What do u guys think this means will they send missiles elsewhere? Will their allies attack the US?

Probably a nuclear test

>>507790241 (OP)
My cat shit on the floor today. That was unusual.

>we have not yet convinced teh west to bomb us, quick, fire more projectiles!
incidence of learning disability seems to be higher among brown populations

Fuck you niggers I'm going to sleep. "Tonight", then "hours from now", then "minutes", then "soon", then "any moment", then nothing will happen and people are gonna act like they never said anything in the first place

>>507790834
I guess they're talking about the strike they're going to get but we've seen before what USA can do. Iraq didn't last very long. The aftermath will be a problem.

>>507790241 (OP)
RAISE THE PINK FLAG OF ANAL INSPECTION

THE SUPREME LEADER WILL WEAR THE VIBRATING COCK RING OF ZIONIST DESTRUCTION

>>507790980
Your cat knows something is about to happen. It's a message for you.

>>507791024
99% of sleepy-pies go to bed right before something happens...

I was gonna post this to all the shills in this thread but I don't want to get a ban for mass replying.

https://x.com/PressTV/status/1935105106896101779

>>507791041
>but we've seen before what USA can do. Iraq didn't last very long.
There's a third carrier battle group coming in to assist the 2 that are already out there.
Iran is running out of time to smack Israel hard if they're going to.
If the USA commits and it looks like we might ( such bullshit ), then Iran is over.
Iran is probably doomed now anyways to tell the truth. This is their last chance for revenge.
They might have tomorrow too.
There's rumors of the US throwing in on Thursday.

They have been saying this for weeks.
Even the time they gave a shorter timeframe and limited their vaguery to until "dawn" they did fucking nothing. Can we stop listening to these paper tiger faggots? not even any sleeper cells, cyber attacks, the missles have slowed to a crawl, and they're about to get their shit pushed in. They don't even have the resolve for another 10-20 year insurgency like Saddam and co had. I'm joining team jew, they're going to win.

>>507791209
watching this while listening to eurobeat goes HARD
listening to on your wings by rich hard rn

>>507791209
>as if there is no air defense systems.
I've been saying this forever, the "Iron Dome" is fake, Israel just enjoys terrorizing it's citizens with firework displays every night.

>>507790241 (OP)
They've talked too much and walked very little.

>>507790241 (OP)
They're doing everything to slide this, so I'm reposting from another anon, screen cap this and share it:


Here is the sequence of events leading up to Iran's "surprise":
Israel convinced Russia to give Iran some low-yield briefcase nukes last week. In exchange, Russia gets US recognition of the new territorial map of Russia/Ukraine.
Iran will detonate one of those nukes in Israel as a show of strength intending to blackmail Israel to cease hostilities.
The Israelis know this, and have communicated the nuke threat to Trump as though it's intelligence-sourced rather than something they orchestrated. Worst case it's a burnt offering and cassus belli for US involvement, but best case is this:
Trump left G7 and scrambled US strategic bombers and plans to glass Tehran if a nuke is detonated in Israel. We're bombing to avoid triggering MAD responses from Russia/China if we used ICBMs or sub-based launch.
Israel has calculated in the damage. They have even been preparing for this moment by memeing the "TACO" irritant to specifically target the President's frame of mind when it's time for him to issue the bombing order.
Trump's pride will cause him to push the button.

Pentagon Pizza Report:
>The closest Dominos to the White House is experiencing high traffic.
As of 7:11pm ET.

>>507790241 (OP)
>any minute now

>>507790241 (OP)
are they gonna restart gamecube production

>>507790241 (OP)
Iran collapses probably

>>507791444
Check'd and kek'd.

>>507790241 (OP)
I hope they raise a new colored flag

>>507790241 (OP)
NEW AI VID INCOMING!!!

>>507790241 (OP)
what would realistically happen if iran glassed tel aviv?
it's not like anyone else (even israeli colony United States) would start an actual nuclear war, right?

>>507790241 (OP)
They are just keeping kikes on edge, there was a thousand missile barrage warning or something of that sort a few days ago, they have the upper hand now so they are the ones running psyops and psy games

>>507791484
It's not fake it's just been over worked.

>>507791539
your powers are unmatched, agent /pol/

THEY DID IT!!!!

>>507791385
> If the USA commits and it looks like we might ( such bullshit ), then Iran is over.

I’ve heard that before. I remember the Taliban being over in December of 2001, yet they kicked us out of Afghanistan 20 years later.

>>507790241 (OP)
They'll witness these digits

>>507791738
holy shit is this real

>>507791528
write a book

Nothing but waves of 1 post shills in every thread. Eglin is desperate to control the narrative.

>>507790241 (OP)
>2 more hours

that is the funniest threat ive ever heard

>>507790241 (OP)
>Announcing your surprise attack
Confirmed less than nothing.

>>507791427
>t. jew

No one is joining team jew kike

>>507790241 (OP)
Nuke USA Nuke USA.

>>507791738
Kek

>Twitter thread
None of this ever happens

>>507790883
>Probably a nuclear test
This. They're quickly running out of time, so might as well do some fast-tracked testing.
Wonder if Israel will back off if that's the case.

Iran has been reduced to an internet troll. Such inferior people should not have atomic bombs. If Iran were really adult, then they would say "We have already tested an atomic bomb, and here are the test results for any who doubt."
Then they would release the data and measurements corresponding to their atomic bomb test.
Now Iran can ask Israel: So what is it that you're afraid of?

>>507791738
why do the people all look like they are half the height of normal people?

>>507790359
Yeah, that shit was posted on August 2024. OP is a massive jew faggot
>S A G E

>>507791788
them lil troopers are doing their best
but they can never match the might of /pol/ strategic command

>>507790834
Timed tweets from somebody that is now dead.

>>507791692
> Iron Dome
>It's not fake it's just been over worked.
I really believe that too.
One of the first strikes from Iran was 150 missiles 10 got through that's 1 in 15 getting through the Dome.
Then later 100 missiles 10 got through. That's 1 in 10 missiles getting through.
Then later 30 missiles 8-10 got through. That's 1 in 3 missiles penetrating the dome.
Last night 3 missiles sent 1 hit Israel.
That confirms 1 in 3 missiles now penetrating.

>>507790241 (OP)
I hope it’s Isreal getting nuked

>>507790241 (OP)
Hurry up already

they are going to blot out the sun

>>507791209
This video is from last year, are you retarded or incapable of the slightest bit of background research.

Everyone in this thread right now should google ‘Giselians’ named after Gisel, Iran

My bets on a ‘Allspark’ being the WMD

>>507790241 (OP)
How many hours? I gotta go to bed soon

>>507790241 (OP)
Double reverse revenge flags will be flown by 6 men wearing 4 rings each. Unusual indeed....

>>507790241 (OP)
Please let them drop a nuke on themselves and call it the worlds biggest suicide bombing

>>507791528
>trust me bro
Shit fucking neck yourself. This shithole will be better off without you

>>507792022
There's video of missiles incoming that there has to be a dozen hits. I don't know if it's new or not. I don't remember seeing it before though. I'm in so many threads I can't keep up with it all.

https://x.com/PressTV/status/1935105106896101779

>>507790359
Futa?

>>507792275
>How many hours? I gotta go to bed soon
Iran is the one keeping me glued to Israel live feeds all day and into the evening to see what happens and they barely are doing a damn thing.

>>507790664
How is that over? Air superiority, sure. But you'd never get troops to Tehran.

>>507790241 (OP)
Raise the flag of unusual events

>>507792022
Checked. I think it's more missiles coming than 3 though. I think that's Israeli bullshit.

>>507792370
Yea I've seen that. I don't know if anyone knows where that was in Israel or what was being hit.
It's a curious vid and I think it's brand new.
I've been glued to Tel Aviv live feeds and Haifa but that's doesn't necessarily mean Iran hit them recently and something didn't happen somewhere else. I assume highly that's somewhere else besides Tel Aviv, Haifa, but I don't know where.

>>507790241 (OP)
The Ayatollah has inserted Mohammed’s butt plug of unrelenting pain. Going live on cam in 5mins.

>>507790241 (OP)

Curious....if Iran manage to wipe out whole Israel...do muricans going back to home because nothing left to defend?

Any moment now

>>507792137
There is too much going on to keep up with so yeah doing my due diligence, especially when I don't have a twitter account, is out of the question. Also you are using memeflag so we all just assume you're JIDF.

Can we talk about the wording for a second here. It seems off. "Unusual events" not "destruction beyond words" but "unusual" like what does that even mean.

>>507792617
Just like they said the biggest missle strike ever seen on Israel before dawn which never came?

>>507791905
Unironically choke yourself to sleep with a belt
stupid fucking frogposter

>>507792377
Most of me says Israel won. They knocked out too many missile launchers and other important assets, so Iran is too weak to do anything.
The other part of me says, Israel is so tiny, and Iran so large, that a massive retaliation is inevitable and Isreal will simply be unable to stop it, unless the US intervenes massively.

Most zoomers and millenials are inside playing video games watching the shitshow unfold. Hopefully we can see the collapse in real time, nukes will be great. We are all comfy.


Good luck genX, go fight for israel for your boomer jew masters

Iran forcibly has a Chemical Ali.

>>507792370
This one looks new, I'm also seeing it for the first time

>>507792591
Yeah the urban live feeds don't seem to be producing much right now, maybe that will change.

>>507791484
Iron dome was literally a tech transfer grift project.
>Be israelis, be given Patriot missile system for FREE
>Be so greedy and narcissistic you turn them off on purpose and cry that they don’t work, while at the same time demanding raytheon give you a tech transfer for your iron grift project.
>Raytheon begrudgingly helps you with your bottle rocket interceptor project after having their Patriot system slandered.
>Years later Iran starts bombing you with ballistic missiles, the thing that those Patriot SAMs you slandered are designed to handle. (And have been proven to work as recently as Ukraine)
Pride cometh before the fall, as they say.

>>507792596
Currynigger.

>>507792658
Iran is going to pull out an unusually big dildo and fuck itself in the ass

>>507792370
>>507792591

Its from Jun 13

scroll down, you can see someone link the video to the same one that was posted Jun 13. Its from an earlier barrage.

Iran is still firing missiles, but no new uploads, cos censorship

however, picrel I think is from today possibly - showing hits around hasbara hq

>>507792799
Checked. Kek confirms it.

BRING JEWISH PAIN NOW.

MORE PAIN.

MORE FIRE.

MORE REVENGE.

MORE DEATH.

Rachel Corrie did nothing wrong and Israel should not exist.

Also just launch the nuke already. Russia should just give iran a fucking nuke and launch that shit toward tel-aviv

ACCELERATE!

>>507792658

unusual words occur when you translate from arabic to english

like those chinese takeaways with retarded sounding names - they only sound retarded in english, in chinese they arent actually

>>507792658

Google ‘Giselians’

ETs been searching Gisel for something so much they named them after it

The WMD is not a nuke imo it’s whatever they been looking for

My bets on ‘Allspark’

Black cube

Nothing's happening Iran is blue-balling the entire world for days now
>TONIGHT THE WORLD WILL SEE SOMETHING IT'S NEVER SEEN BEFORE
>IT'S OVER FOR ISRAEL
>WHAT HAPPENS WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOR CENTURIES
>WE HAVE A SECRET UNDISCLOSED WEAPON THAT NO ONE IS READY FOR
And then you wake up and read that 10 missiles hit some buildings, wow unbelievable I've never seen some shit like that before

Iranian regime change is tonight?

>>507790241 (OP)
>unusual events
ayys???

>>507790241 (OP)
2 more weeeeeks! this is it!! an unusual event just flew over my house!

>>507793240
Iran drone submarine alien mothership off the east coast

>>507790439
>For real, For Israel.

>>507793240

Yea google ‘Giselians’

So how many hours till the event? and dont say 336 anon

>>507792865
You got triggered, you must be Muslim.

>>507793219
Not.
Gonna.
Happen.

>>507793285
A NUKE JUST FLEW OVER MY SYNAGOGUE!

>>507793398
335, was announced an hour ago

>>507790241 (OP)
I expected that my bday would be the day that would be known as the beginning of WW3, but yeah
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS

We keep winning nothing chuddies.

>>507793428
The other day, a Donald Trump literally flew over my house.

>>507793401
Curry niggers like yourself will seethe eternally over the superiority of Muslims. Pakistan won by the way.

Please let it be 6 million headshooting autonomous bee drones.

>THIS TIME WE MEAN IT!!!!
lol

>>507790537
holy fuck that pic lmao

>>507793538
I’m British, my ancestors bifurcated that shithole and you two retards are still squabbling.

>>507793475
hope you hit your pinkie toe.

>>507791738
>>507791956
even worse, compared to the building they look 10 meters tall kek

>>507790241 (OP)

AMERICAN FALSE-FLAG INCOMING!

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

AMERICAN FALSE-FLAG INCOMING!

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

AMERICAN FALSE-FLAG INCOMING!

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

AMERICAN FALSE-FLAG INCOMING!

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

Trump gave the traditional Presidential warning before a false-flag: "IF ANYONE ATTACKS AMERICAN CITIZENS..."

>>507790241 (OP)
Oh please stop fucking blueballing me

>>507790241 (OP)
my cooming hours were as usual

This war is FAKE AND GAY. do you know how I know ?

>>507793807
So Iran has advanced alien tech?

>>507792617
2 more minutes?

(Thats what she said...after the first minute....and i said maybe in like half an hour and fell asleep)

>>507791783
About as real as your dad, nigger. That shit is fake.

>>507793650
Well you must understand that any leaf flag looking remotely supportive of Israel is going to be assumed to be a jeet. Sorry leaf, those are the rules. I don't make the rules.

>>507794015

I doubt they know how to use it

Aliens been looking for something in Gisel since at least 1976. The US recovered biologics from a crash there

Some people think a stargate, I think it’s a ‘Allspark’ cube

>>507790664
Haven't they been attacking Israel?
No wonder this site is such a tranny factory, you faggots are just like women.

>>507790241 (OP)
Like what the ayatollah getting fucked in the anal ass anus by a big black bvll?

>>507793807
>Ufo crashing in Gisel (Iran) 1976
interesting

>>507794279
>I think it’s a ‘Allspark’ cube
wats dat

The US and Iran are going to destroy Israel. —JH

>>507794612
A coalition of the willing . . .

>>507790241 (OP)
NOTHING. WILL. HAPPEN

>>507794595
uhhh, a cube creating the transformers race?!

>>507790241 (OP)
Iran says this shit all the time and nothing happens.

>>507794938
IRAN HAS OPTIMUS PRIME???

>>507791628
>Yooo ma nigger!
As I flash picrel

>>507795078
that whould be equally cool to bee drones
but maybe it's pic related

>>507791738
I'm supposed to believe these retards can build a nuke?

>>507790241 (OP)
nukes are fake, we will pierce the veil.
the apocalypse (Revelation) will commence

we will all see God in his glory and mankind will fall in terror and despair.

what did he mean by this?

>>507790743
that was nasa

>>507790241 (OP)
Iran trying to nuke US?

if so iran will be gone in one night

HAPPENING
FEET

>>507795332
based.

i dont need the nword pass though.
when my family migrated to the US, a black family hosted us for a few months till we found a place (they were/are good people)
they basically adopted us, even telling my blond haired, blue eyed sister, "you is black"

this is one (of many) reason why i can't hate black people, the inherent nword pass being another.

>>507795481
>PEEDOOOOPHHPHHILELSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
KYS I don't know why you think you can just utter the magic word and then you can do whatever you want cuz "pedophiles!!!!!!!"

>>507795770
Toes are too short.

Clearly this means Israel needs to be glassed twice in a row.

>>507790359
Fpbp

>>507790537
Not yet what the hell

>>507795956
I AGREE

>>507793205
iran isn't the one instigating war, its israel.
the false flag thats coming is israel too.

why would Iran start a war with the US when we can just bomb them back to the current 3rd world age.

>>507795770
would kirsche

>>507790241 (OP)
2 more weeks...maybe?

>>507795539
Why's Jesus's dad so mean? Was Jesus rebelling by being nice?

>>507795956
sorry, you can't glass israel until you completely erase Japan from off the face of the earth

no dessert till after dinner

>>507796195
The fuck do they have to do with anything?

>>507796188
>why is your immune system so mean?
>are you rebelling by eating food?
this is how you sound.

>>507796268
where do you think this war that's spanned thousands of years started?
it was with the asian strain, the serpent seed.

japan is one of many outposts, but it is a crucial one that must be destroyed before anyone else.

>>507796466
I am rebelling when I eat that last spicy taco that I know I shouldnt eat.

>>507790359
Where did you get this drawing of me?

>>507796466
Korean hands typed this post.

I hope they oreshnik the Rothschild building and the Israeli central bank. To show the world they know what this is really all about.

>>507792617
This sounds so mysterious… and sexi

>>507790241 (OP)
The butt-plug of fiery vengeance is about to get pulled out!

>>507790241 (OP)
rolling for anti-gravity bomb

Prince Pahvlavi is coming back. Book it! A monarchy is preferable by the majority younger Iranians than the insane theocracy. Khomeni should be dead by now. Jimmy Carter is to blame.

>>507790359
For you sure
But for me I’m digging my dick in between those massive melons

>>507796188
At least He knows who his Father is!
Can you say the same?
No.

>>507797503
I once saw him at a bowling alley, but he said he didnt know me, spit on me and told me to get the fuck out. Never saw him again.

>>507796877
No, that's us and Europe, maybe China.
They make anti-matter at the various CERN-like facilities.
If it's real, anyway.

May be.
It was what they used in the Chinese harbor city that had alot of explosions a few years back.

>>507795897
Who hurt you?

>>507797665
We knew it was something like that.
Hating God because you had shit parents (yes, your whore mother failed you too) is stupid.

>>507797677
digits confirm

>>507797825
I didnt say I hate god, he's just kinda a jerk.
>floods planet and kills everyone and everything except TWO of everyone?
comon, that's nasty.
>Turns you into SALT
>Does other shit I cant remember?
Mean. For real.

>>507798000
While on the otherhand, Jesus:
>Prostitute
I love you!
>Leper
Love you bro
>Poor
You da best!
>Money lender
GET THE FUCK OUT BITCH ASS NIGGER
Jesus was rebelling against dad and was one of the coolest dudes ever.

>>507796619
nuke korea too