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>>507791631 (OP)
thats a nothing burger, nothing ever happens

october 7th was the dick that broke the camels ass

>>507791817
>B-2. The most advanced stealth bomber that can send one big city back in the Stone Age without nukes is a nothing burger.

I don't get how these 'stealth' bombers work, they are fucking massive, you can just see them with binoculars or a telescope right?

>>507791631 (OP)
You have to admit the B-2 is badass

>>507791631 (OP)
nothing ever happens, when will you retards learn

>>507791631 (OP)
Protip: If they are in the skies you absolutely will not fucking know about it.

iran on suicide watch they're gonna nuke themselves at this rate

>>507791631 (OP)
I get that they're super cool and badass but are just two bombers really going to make a difference unless they drop nukes?
Seems more like a PR stunt or they're testing them.

>>507792086
The B-2 also happens to be the only plane that can drop the huge bunker buster bombs to BTFO Iran's underground nuclear facilities once and for all.

>>507791631 (OP)
It’s a test flight apparently

>>507792111
Only if your perception stat is high enough

>>507791631 (OP)
always think of those Jungle Strike missions

>>507792606
lmfao

>>507792086
Correct

>>507792111
They fly at night and turn all the cabin lights off u see

>>507792111
You've never had one fly over you. They appear out of nowhere going mach fuck. Even if your eyes are glued to the sky there's zero chance you'll ever see it coming at night without radar. I have no idea how radar proof these things actually are but judging how they've been in service for like 30 years I'm guessing practically invisible.

>>507791631 (OP)
They fly those all the time. Fucking Christ.

>>507792683
fitting

If this really meant anything, the info wouldn't be public, right?

>>507791631 (OP)
What a cracking machine, iconic

>>507791631 (OP)
They're doing everything to slide this:


Here is the sequence of events leading up to Iran's "surprise":
Israel convinced Russia to give Iran some low-yield briefcase nukes last week. In exchange, Russia gets US recognition of the new territorial map of Russia/Ukraine.
Iran will detonate one of those nukes in Israel as a show of strength intending to blackmail Israel to cease hostilities.
The Israelis know this, and have communicated the nuke threat to Trump as though it's intelligence-sourced rather than something they orchestrated. Worst case it's a burnt offering and cassus belli for US involvement, but best case is this:
Trump left G7 and scrambled US strategic bombers and plans to glass Tehran if a nuke is detonated in Israel. We're bombing to avoid triggering MAD responses from Russia/China if we used ICBMs or sub-based launch.
Israel has calculated in the damage. They have even been preparing for this moment by memeing the "TACO" irritant to specifically target the President's frame of mind when it's time for him to issue the bombing order.
Trump's pride will cause him to push the button.

>>507791631 (OP)
>Fell for the Indian engagement bait account again award

>>507791631 (OP)
luv war machines
'ate war
shrimple as

>>507792916
bingo, and who in the fuck civilian wise would be at Diego Garcia to hear them takeoff?

>>507792774
it is not entirely invisible to radar, however it's basically picking up a tiny as fuck blip which most radar ignore entirely

>>507792774
It's subsonic you retard.

>>507791631 (OP)
What will happen if the bunker buster fail? A ground operation?

>>507791631 (OP)
We must get revenge for Mossad.
Also only the parking lot was hit.
Iranian missiles only land in parking lots and empty fields for some reason. It's a law of physics.

>>507791902
well said

>>507793119
American-Jewish super weapons do not fail.
We are the ultimate badass geniuses.
Also please just ignore how this talking point conflicts with the DEI talking point.

>>507791631 (OP)
you are still posting random who and twatter threads

>>507792111
It's about radar detecting them.
Think of a helicopter it'll be past you by the time you hear it, these are ten times faster.

>>507791902
Thanks Hamas.

A B2 stealth bomber just flew over my house!

>>507792774
2 flew over a crowd at a NASCAR race i went to when I was young and I remember them being quite loud. Im sure they weren't going max speed but they seemed sluggish too.

>>507793075
There's a few civilians who live there running little surf bars I'm pretty sure

>>507792111
Theyre made with the skin of Jews. If you notice it, you get accused of antisemitism

>>507792970
>oh wow that sure is concerning

Nothing ever happens.

>>507792111
you know missiles? they won't work without radar tracking
sure you get some respond for fraction of a second as it open bay doors, moving flight control surfaces and banking around but no fire solution

>the planes that they fly occasionally to ensure they are still in perfect operating condition are in the air!
okay.jpg

>>507791631 (OP)
*tap tap tap*

>>507792117
You gotta admit the order of based is as follows

B21
(Secret sr72)
B2
F22
B1
B52

>>507792086
Its a nothing burger bc of overzealous faggots on social media posting bullshit without a source.

>>507792606
jungle strike was so fucking kino

>>507793534
Native pop is exiled and its all brit/US under military contract to do business for troops. breaching that confidentiality is treason charges.

>>507792117
Thanks Uncle Adolf.

>skybox missing a bunch of tiles again
fucking interns can't do anything right

>>507792439
we would get along irl

>>507791631 (OP)
I love these planes. I've seen them a number of times at airshows I never get tired of it. They're so quiet and almost unnerving to look at. They genuinely look like UFOs. 10/10 would get nuked by. That being said they're probably being sent to Guam, as there's 2 stationed there at all times, with a rotating schedule.

>>507792303
Stop posting my gooncave

>>507791631 (OP)
They say tonight will be remembered for centuries.

>>507791631 (OP)
So much for being "stealthy"

>>507791631 (OP)
A plane just flew over my house.

>>507794678
You drink Gatorade???

>>507792111
>how these 'stealth' bombers work
Most stealth tech works by scattering radar signals so a megaton death machine falls into the back ground noise range. Kind of like how you would not notice a 800 pound gorilla moving right at you in a crowd if it looked like a 110 pound grandmother
By the time you figure it out it's too later... They he sprints away...

>>507791631 (OP)
>immediately crashes

>>507791817
Based

>>507793569
Lmao, you missed the Yugoslavian war entirely.
>long wave radar to localize position to within a few kms
>blind fire missiles in that region
>active seekers turn on
>at short distance nothing is stealth
>boom
>stealth craft down
And the best part? The planes cannot even detect the long wave radar, so have no idea they are fucked. And the Bonn bay doors and same route are cope. Because Yugoslavia hit a second F-117 that did NONE of that.

>>507791631 (OP)
Iran is WEAK
Much weaker than I thought
They've been beating their chests and threatening us for decades.
Time to take out the trash.

>>507791631 (OP)
The US is a paper tiger. Jews spent the last 40 years gutting the military and parasitizing the taxpayer in the process. Now they desperately need the men and instititions they've been subverting and destroying. Not to mention the logistical and manufacturing power which won WW2 has not only been lost, but gifted to the number 1 enemy of the US empire. It's in America and Israel's interest to fight now but if they lose they will really lose.

>blow up some rural village wooden shed in neveda desert
>say it’s Iranian nuclear plant facility
>spam it all over Fox News
>maga: das wert I verted fer!!!!
>mission accomplished

>>507795365
We’ve already lost two. We honestly cannot afford to keep losing them until we get B21 production spooled up.

>>507795222
You forget that the competent defenders also have predator vision where they can switch between modes and highlight the stealth gorilla in the crowd.

Otherwise a spot on gorilla metaphor.

I don't understand why the B2 has to be so fucking huge. It looks cool but I even saw one when I was a teenager pushing carts at a grocery store. What's so stealthy about that?

>their location and destination remain undisclosed
at least our stealth planes work

>>507795609
>Iran is WEAK
>Much weaker than I thought
Seems the opposite is true. They are still landing missiles in israel. I thought you guys has total control over their skies? Why would you let them launch so many missiles?

>>507795726
In fairness the Jews planned China to be their next host country until Xi threw them out and slaughtered their catspaws. Now they are scrambling and don’t have a fucking clue how to make it through the upcoming chaos. That’s why they put trump back in and are trying to retool US manufacturing. Won’t work.

>>507791631 (OP)
DUDE, YOU'RE BLOWING THEIR COVER

>>507795609
Why is it that literally all of you kikes actually sound like morons?

>>507791631 (OP)
>stealth bomber
>can be detected by high frequency radio traffic

>>507796128
>fuck up new host
>retool old golem
>old golem extremely antisemetic
what ignorant fucktards

>>507794422
I'd rather get nuked by Rebecca DeMornay in that movie she was in

>>507792117
Our bombers and other military tech is one of the only things I ever brag about to 4nrs.. not because it's better, because it's pure kino

>>507795892
It has to carry 40,000lbs of bombs. This means very large wings to have sufficient lift. This means in order to be stealth the ENTIRE bomber must be a single flying wing. That means you have to fill in a lot of area that normal bombers wouldn’t have skin over. This makes it heavier meaning even bigger wings. Repeat until it converges and boom you get the giant flying wing that’s pretty damn stealthy across the board but also expensive as fuck and completely defenseless if it gets seen it’s going down.

Which is why we wouldn’t fly them over Yemen.

>>507795892
It's a heavy bomber.
If you want to carry heavy shit you need a large aircraft.

>>507796328
>stealth bomber
>super-secret mission
>some faggot on twitter knows about it

>>507795845
The F-117A shot by the serbs was using a detuned radar unit. Lower the frequency you find different stuff. It was a simple electronic modification.

>>507792086
.................Thats soooo super advanced that the fucking serbs took one out.
oh sorry I forgot to greentext like a pretentious faggot
>.................Thats soooo super advanced that the fucking serbs took one out.

>>507796069
air supremacy in 48 hours is unprecedented.

>>507793539
Based leaf

>>507796361
>Fuck up new host
>move over anyways
>get literally eaten alive
Yeah retooling the place the fucked up and trying to spin the populace in their favor is clearly the best of their bad plays. They made a fatal mistake the moment they bought their own propaganda about the Chinese people and tried to trade gentle, kind, trusting white populations for the Chinese population. Which is why they got blindsided by a guy coming out of a literal cave. (Xi lived in a cave for years)

>>507796444
Why not just send out a bunch of slim, stealthy bombers that are smaller and cheaper then? Just shrink the B2 and make a bunch of them? I'm obviously a fucking retard but that seems like it would make more sense.

>>507791631 (OP)
remember when serbia shot one down?

>>507796563
No. They were using a completely separate long wave radar (from a completely different SAM) which would localize the F-117 at which point they’d Hail Mary the S-150 into the region and let the active seeker do the rest.

Oh and it worked twice. The second one managed to limp back to base where it never flew again.

>>507796729
>(Xi lived in a cave for years)
I need to hear more about this.

>>507792111
It tiptoes and whispers and never makes eye contact. Eleventy jillion dollars each buys a whole lotta stealth.

>>507795609
And you know this because the jews running American MSM told you jews were invincible, that they always win and the Great Replacement is a racist conspiracy theory. If Iran is so weak then Israel shouldn't need our weapons or money any more. Yet we keep sending criminal amounts of both. Israel can't even defeat Hamas and they certainly can't defeat Iran without US intervention. Also, there has never been a time in history that Israel's enemies could rain down missles on Tel-Aviv despite Arrow, Davids Sling, Iron Dome, THAAD as a US naval carrier group. Israel has a population of 9 million. Iran has a population of 90 million. Furthermore, you can't destroy a modern nation state with aircraft. They could kill the Ayatollah and dozens more generals but Iran still wouldn't fall. I have to ask you though, as a White guy in America, what do I get out of supporting the US government which does not support me?

>>507792111
The B-2 Spirit stealth bomber typically cruises at altitudes above 50,000 feet (15,240 meters). This high altitude, combined with its stealth features, allows the B-2 to penetrate enemy defenses and observe or strike without being easily detected.
Here's a more detailed look:
High Altitude:
The B-2 can reach altitudes above 50,000 feet, which is significantly higher than most conventional aircraft.
Stealth Capabilities:
The B-2's stealth technology, including composite materials, special coatings, and its flying-wing design, is crucial for its ability to operate at high altitudes without being detected.
Strategic Advantage:
Flying at high altitudes allows the B-2 to survey a large area and deliver strikes from a safe distance, minimizing the risk of being intercepted.

>>507796729
lol the more i learn about jews the more i realize the "super smart jew genes" is just propaganda and censorship

>>507797035
yeah it's true
https://www.npr.org/2012/11/09/164684418/for-chinas-rising-leader-a-cave-was-once-home

>>507796584
Too bad it's a jew lie.
Or are you just letting iran continue to launch missiles for fun? Seems if you actually had air supremacy that would not be happening.

>>507791631 (OP)
bullshit

>B15 is only 2 years older than my dad
We still use them?

>>507792111
Yes if you take Berry Mentats
You should be able to see them

>>507796802
That’s the general idea of the F-117, but our MIC has prioritized larger, “higher quality” much very number equipment. Much sweeter profit margins and they have to deliver and maintain a 1/10th of the craft they have to otherwise.

It’s a major problem as shown by the Ukraine war where we just don’t have sufficient quantity to change the battle on the ground.

>>507792117
Why even have it if it's just for doing Israel's bidding and horrific antichrist stuff.

>>507793806
>lists non-existent airframes
The B1-B is actually cool and useful.

This subsonic LO garbage is going away. Probably, very shortly, after Iran shoots one down.

>>507796578
God, Brits are insufferable faggots. Everything about your gay little island is just... So gay.

>>507792086
It’s a nothing burger because this board gets constantly spammed with tweets by literal whos and no actual sources.

NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.

>>507796578

lol. no.

serbs hit some ancient stealth fighter born in the 1970s. good try, though.

>>507797458
I'm sure the white christian men who designed and built it never imagined this is the future it would defend.

>>507791631 (OP)
I thought they retired those as they aren't effective against modern radar

>>507796802
because you can't defraud the US government quite as hard if you just make a bunch of B1-B's.

>>507797035
His father was purged by the globalist faction and he was exiled to a very remote region and forced to live in a cave. It’s why his first act on taking power was to execute the Jintaos rising star Bo Xilal whose father participated in purging Xi and his father.

You think Jews are Machiavellian and hold grudges? Boy you have no idea what the Chinese are capable of.

>>507797163
Just remember that the IDF IQ tests every single conscript and recruit coming into the IDF. The average from decades of data and millions of Jews is an average IQ of 97. Oh and the really dumb ultra orthodox aren’t conscripted and don’t volunteer. So basically their IQ is that of the rest of the sandniggers.

Their advantage is a total lack of morals and willingness to do anything to win.

>>507796578
But that was a F-117, not a B-2. Vastly different animals, pakicunt

>>507797163
Damn it, I wanted to make jokes about how the leader who is the current greatest threat to the west and responsible for clearing out China's rat nest is a literal cave-man, but his origin and the story is actually quite interesting. Humanizing even based on what I've read so far, didn't expect I would ever think of Xi as an actual person with struggles and aspirations borne of a difficult early life.

It's all theatre apparently, what a fuckin bunch of garbage. Just go pay some more illegal income taxation tomorrow I guess? What a fuckin joke.
>t. Maybe that army buddy of mine who blew the back of his head off was right

>>507792117
Factual & heterosexual

>>507797666
get behind me, satan

>>507792606
based jungle strike chad

>>507796802
>Slim and stealthy
That's basically just one missile at this point

>>507797772
>return from exile in a cave to slay the son of your father's enemy
Sins of the father and all that, but that is quite the rise to power.

>>507797889
LOL, what a retarded faggot that old fucker is

My dad used to get me models of these, I have childhood memories of building them, I hope they’re still used somewhere

>>507792086
Lmao, Kys glownigger. You will hang by the end of the decade on some city street

>>507791631 (OP)
It's a vibe

>>507797889
It's a shame, live long enough to see everything you and your peers believed in and fought for trampled and destroyed, realizing that the true enemies all along may have been the ones giving you orders. Grim.

>>507792303
>glass gatorade bottle
this is the world they stole from you

>>507798658
They used to sell binders with one page per aircraft, and every month you'd get more pages for your binder. Parents bought me the starter set at McDill AFB. We would go see the Blue Angels every year.

>>507792774
Holy retard, real life isn't you avenger capeshit slop. They are slow, they are loud, they aren't stealthy either. If they still are in service after 30 years it's not because they are so cool & performant. It's because it's more than enough to bomb desert goat hoarders with AKs back to the stone age.
And since you were the only one at the top of the food chain, it wasn't exactly a priority to upkeep those or develop new ones for the past few decades.

But now the game is changing fast, and it's clear you have been left in the dust lately.
I promise you the pentagon will never allow those antiquities to try to flex over China air zone for example.

>>507791631 (OP)
THE ORANGE RETARD IS GOING TO GET ONE OF THESE PRECIOUS GEMS SHOT DOWN

>>507797152
>feet
use metric you fucking monkey

>>507799151
I hope there’s more people like you in the world

>>507799463
No also, fuck you

Nothing will happen
Even if you don't buy Fallout 76

>>507798658
>>507799151
Thats so fuckin cool anon's.
>Not a shitpost

>>507791902
>Oct 7

never heard of it

>>507792111
A pair of binoculars allows you to cover about 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the Sky, and it’s a big ass sky

Faggot

>>507793119
>What will happen if the bunker buster fail? A ground operation?
Maybe bulldozers.
How will they know whether or not it succeeds?

>>507797163
>the article ends with the words attributed to a Mrs.Shen being "Of course we're happy. Our hometown has produced an emperor."
Even with the passage of time and the end of Imperial China, some things never change.

>>507791631 (OP)
Bunker busters incoming
MOAB to the underground nuke facility
Science Rules

>>507799181
I see some cool stuff coming out if China true, and I know a lot of the trillions for our military was stolen and more money is spent on spying on and terrorizing our own citizens then peer level wars, but China nor anyone else has any current actual experience fighting conflicts overseas, projecting force or moving troops and equipment.

I agree USA would not want to brashly send a squadron to bomb beijing, but a Trillion dollars a year buys things no one, not even Trump knows about, and the world has never seen.

The things you faggots wish for, I suspect someday I will hear you post about, and every schizo you sick burned bro, will be dunking on your ass with a tinfoil dilator.

>>507792774

wrong, they are loud as fuck. on offensive missions they glide

>>507801474
>The things you faggots wish for, I suspect someday I will hear you post about, and every schizo you sick burned bro, will be dunking on your ass with a tinfoil dilator.
Sorry but i'm not sure to grasp the meaning of that last part anon, can you be more precise? What am i wishing for? What do you mean by sick burned or what schizo are you reffering to? Why would they be dunking on me arse? And why with a tinfoil dilator?

Bumpd

>>507793806
>(Secret sr72)
it could absolutely deliver the bomb, and was (in fact) designed specifically to do so

the
>"its a camera!"
meme was just socio-political jousting

>>507798658

F117's are retired.

>>507793806
bombing iran probably doesn't even need stealth capabilities given the complete lack of air defence.
does israel have air superiority or supremacy in iran?

>>507798658
>>507806520

>>507791631 (OP)
Hopefully China is able to get those hacked Starlink satellites working on detecting these things so Iran can shoot them down, the air power meme needs to die.

>>507793090
That used to be the case, I thought they became outdated like decades ago.

>>507792111
You only need like 15 degrees of deflection angle to significantly reduce radar cross section. That's why they just look like giant flying wings.

>>507791631 (OP)
Just yesterday, Trump was telling Bibi not to kill Iran's supreme leader now he's demanding Iran's unconditional surrender and green lighting Khamenei's.assassination. Evidently we kissed Iran's ass and were afraid of them for 46 years for fucking nothing. A paper tiger all along.

>>507809599
only to american radar. no one has the capabilities except us

>>507797602
>I am.. stelt!!
>pass over
>BOOM BOOM
what

>>507791902
Fuckin big dick

>>507797889
Emily is dead

>>507791902
What’s so important about a specific day from over six months ago?

>>507791631 (OP)
>most advanced stealth bomber of most advanced country on earth

BREAKING X ACCOUNT KNOWS WHEN THEY ARE ABOUT TO BOMB

>>507812019
Kek, cant believe people fall for this shit.

It takes mere seconds to use critical thought

>>507791631 (OP)
lol you chuds fall for every fake news tweet from every obvious engagement farming account

The U.S. is probably planning to hit nuclear sites. This way they can destroy targets Israel cannot destroy and not put U.S. troops directly in harms way.

>>507792117
my wifes uncle helped design/build the first one of these.

>>507795367
HNNNG i wanna fuck it!!!

>>507812440
Mum worked on the first gen AWACS. Back to back 12 hour shifts.

>>507792086
>the most advanced stealth bomber
>detected airborne by RADIO TRAFFIC before shit goes down
>it's happening
Nigger are you for real

>>507814365
fuckin nice. huge respect to her.

>>507792302
/thread

>>507792086
You thinking anything will happen are an idiot.

>>507792086
Exaggeration.

>>507793849
>>507798056

>be me
>on long flight, bring the analogue pocket
>start up Desert Strike on genesis with headphones
>get pretty far in the missions, keep dying on one
>finally beat it with 2 armor left
>"take that you fucking dune coons"
>forget im probably saying that louder than i think
>lady next to me looks at me

>>507791631 (OP)

Fake news.

>>507791631 (OP)

It's finally happening!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hEtI9AI0U

>>507791902
That's my birthday anon.

>>507792111
you don’t even need “ray dar” literally just listen and shoot where you hear those big as motors roaring.
literally what they did in ww2

>>507816180
Based 40,000 foot altitude jet engine listener

>>507791631 (OP)
holy shit a [Two USAF B-2 stealth bombers] just flew over my house

>>507791631 (OP)
Going to bomb Iran into democracy and jewish banking.

>>507816446
it’s where the saying “keep an ear out” came from and why the old timer ww2 vets still use their hearing amplifier devices

>mfw shitposting and stumbled upon actual history

>>507799181
>Not one Israeli F-35 was shot down by Iranian air defenses out of hundreds of flights.

The B2 is stealthier than the F-35 anon.

>>507791631 (OP)
B-2s are so cool. I'm so glad the ayylmaos chose to crashland in Roswell and share their tech with us

It’s actually a big deal because B2 is what carries the bunker buster that Israel demanding. Idiot Trump going to get US into a war instead telling Bibi to fuck off

>>507792303
comfy

>>507816997
How often do you hear large planes at cruising altitude? I know WWII bombers had to in pretty close but almost none of them do now.

>>507791631 (OP)
i hope they use those and carpet bomb pissrael right back with niggers and hadjis

>>507798440
this is how you find the teenage shitskin invader fucking up the entire board.

>>507792361
it's training sorties and chudda says nothing ever happens

>>507797458
>Why even have it if it's just for doing Israel's bidding and horrific antichrist stuff.
THIS^

>>507812251
>>507816483
Anon they fly out of near here at White Man Airbase, in Missourah. They aren't hangar'd in some James Bond hidden volcano. And they are fucking large and noisy upon takeoff.

>>507792111
>I don't get how these 'stealth' bombers work
they dont work. they are a boomer scam. they are "stealth" according to a specific definition of not being detectable by radar, but those specs are really old, and they are 100% detectable by modern sensor systems. that is why they are only ever used against peasants in pickup trucks with AK-47s. israel claims to have wiped out irans AD which is the only case where they would send them in. hope the jawas didnt fuck it up.

>>507796128
seems like it. China has a few empty cities for them.

>>507823318
They'll ingratiate to China the next time someone like Obama is in office, but they will always fondly remember their hero President who came to their aid vs Iran.

>>507793402
it looks so bored and hungry sitting there. they should feed it some Tehran.

>>507815711
dangerously based

>>507791631 (OP)
Go ahead fly one of these into Iranian airspace for them to down it and reverse engineer it.

>>507825808
If the US is officially flying these platforms then there are no engineers left.

>>507791631 (OP)
11 EAMS IN THE LAST HOUR
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

>>507791631 (OP)
>Reportedly
>Location and destination unknown

Err you know they fly these regularly for training and longevity reasons right? This literally means nothing. Nothing ever happens.

>>507797618
This. Like whotf is this Twitter account? Just another basement dwelling Pinoy making shit up.

>>507795560
B-2 should fly at a higher altitude than F-117? We will see if they can be shot down.

>>507826971
thats one of the nicest and most "before its time" planes to ever exist.