>world coming to an end soon

What's your plan to find love and have sex before it's over?

>>507792381 (OP)
If a few million people watch Daria simultaneously it will diffuse the whole thing

me having sex is an integral part of the Apocalypse.

>>507792381 (OP)
>find love
KEK
>sex
degenerate

>>507792381 (OP)
I'll start one of those Czech style fantasy rooms

nothing ever happens

Step 1: get off /pol/

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>Strayer - Raining Chuds
https://rumble.com/v3usq0s-strayer-raining-chuds.html?

I've found love and I've had sex.
I don't mind if it ends, my ride on earth was good.
Not perfect in any way, but it was worth it.

>>507792381 (OP)
They're doing everything to slide this, so I'm reposting from another anon in all the new slide threads, so cap this and share it:


Here is the sequence of events leading up to Iran's "surprise":
Israel convinced Russia to give Iran some low-yield briefcase nukes last week. In exchange, Russia gets US recognition of the new territorial map of Russia/Ukraine.
Iran will detonate one of those nukes in Israel as a show of strength intending to blackmail Israel to cease hostilities.
The Israelis know this, and have communicated the nuke threat to Trump as though it's intelligence-sourced rather than something they orchestrated. Worst case it's a burnt offering and cassus belli for US involvement, but best case is this:
Trump left G7 and scrambled US strategic bombers and plans to glass Tehran if a nuke is detonated in Israel. We're bombing to avoid triggering MAD responses from Russia/China if we used ICBMs or sub-based launch.
Israel has calculated in the damage. They have even been preparing for this moment by memeing the "TACO" irritant to specifically target the President's frame of mind when it's time for him to issue the bombing order.
Trump's pride will cause him to push the button.

>>507792626
Hey thats the pornhub corporate account
Are you saying they sgould group goon in a secret iranian underground goon facility ccovered by 800m of rock and reinforced cumcrete?

>>507792730
Who's the luck man?

>>507792381 (OP)
meet a nice ladyboy

>>507792881
It's def a start

>>507792928
It's a woman. Her name is Sophia and I love her.

>>507793036
tell shaun i said hi

>>507792381 (OP)
I'm married (to a chink)

>>507792381 (OP)
Going to rob pharmacy's for estrogen when nukes fall all around, then sell it to all the tranners that survive thus finding one wife worthy in the process.

>>507792381 (OP)
I have a can of SPAM on my cupboard.
Before the end, I´ll probably just be able to barter it for a ripe virgin with her widowed mother.

I got called a pervert at wally world today.

>>507792832
do it already
rolling for meme nukes

>>507792381 (OP)
I've had sex plenty of times before but I havent been in love in 15 years. I'm fine being nuked desu

>>507792381 (OP)
never had sex but I got over it when I realized I cant stand being around people and nothing will change that

>>507794800
thots aren't human, they are throw away things.......

>>507792381 (OP)
Maybe it's for the best i never found a proper wife or married. A bunch of government kikes trying to psychotically destroy our country would be a FUCK of a lot more stressful, honestly.
Luckily, women are feminist shitters these days so I couldn't be tempted kek. Forever gf is the way to go when women can't act normal anymore.

>>507792381 (OP)
doubt it would be any more possible then than now