Iran says it has something that will be remembered for centuries.
What could it be?

>>507800079 (OP)
I asked other anons and these were their suggestions

>>507800159

>Antimatter missile
>The Dajjal
>Foreskin regenerator
>Shekel disintegrator
>Bagel rotter
>Anti-pedophile vaccine
>Compound interest antidote
>Stargate
>Rare white chroma flag of resolution
>Solar powered Holocauster
>Surrender
>Nothing
>Total WMD deployment
>Deflation
>Self clipping coins
>Simultaneous nukes on istanbul, new delhi, and tel aviv
>Epstein files
>Mahdi
>Send a droplet to tel aviv
>Capture of Abigail Shapiro
>De-lousing projectiles
>Nothingburger with sesame seeds on the buns
>New cryptocoin venture
>Simultaneous nukes on riyadh
>Unleash the demiurge
>New genre of music that breaks the cultural stagnation for a few hundred years like in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
>Zombie virus
>REAL epstein files
>Fatah missile
>Bin laden's return
>Baldness cure
>Pluto/Sahad, the murderous AI from the manga Pluto

you can help expand the list

anti kvetching cream?

>>507800079 (OP)
they are releasing the epstein files and more

>>507800079 (OP)
The golden cock ring of triumph

>>507800079 (OP)
A failed country

>>507800409
>the dajjal
Kek

>>507800079 (OP)
جرونیمو! Jeronimo!

could be for real the mahdi (the person they believe the mahdi is) the hidden imam joe bidden was talking about the hidden imam one time
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uTP6-sgyKoI

Only thing I can think of is that they nuke tehran or do a nuke test to demonstrate their capability.

If the former however they'd be risking massive retaliation that would end the Iranian state.. but perhaps if they think that the US is going to attack them any way, then they're prepared to risk it as they see it as an inevitability already.

>>507802669
Ya the 12th Imam hasn't been talked about at all by anyone lately which is strange.

I don't know whether to open up a short on the S&P500 at this point.

On the other hand it could all be a nothing burger, Iran has made statements like this with regularity.

I have some persians in my extended family - their view is that all the mullahs/leadership love to smoke opium, and they'll smoke at lunch after a meal and then after lunch when they're high as fuck is when they go and make all these wild statements.

>>507800409
>self-clipping coins

is this guy gonna get bombed on the air too?

maybe a dirty bomb?

>>507800079 (OP)
The white flag of surrender

>>507800079 (OP)
the AK-48

>>507800409
kek

>>507800079 (OP)
It's lmost 6am there now, nothing ever happens

>>507800079 (OP)

>>507800079 (OP)
It's a burger. But without buns. Also there's no condiments or toppings. Also there's no meat.