yes, sheriff. its just another night

>>507806441 (OP)
I would say it but you know what I mean to say but I can't say it so I won't say it. But you know man you know.

>>507806441 (OP)
y-yes sir

>>507806441 (OP)
SHEEEEEEIT

>>507806441 (OP)
Of course and we'd never threaten or harass a jew authority figure who's even posted as a honeypot on pol.
May his snozzle grow a tree or something.

Freemasons tongue my anus

>>507806441 (OP)
>>507806707
incredible how closely the "caricature" resembles reality

>>507806707
I know man I know. I really want to say and I would say it but I'm just not gonna it is all

SHERIFF SHITWOOD TONGUES MY ANUS

>>507806441 (OP)
What race is this creature?

>>507806780

>>507806852
You will never guess. I assumed Italian at first but god I was wrong.

>>507807027
dios mio...

>boys
Excuse me shitwood?

yes sir mr chitwood sir

>>507806441 (OP)
I live in Florida and I just farted. Omg it’s so stinky. It was very wet too. I sharted all over that kikes county.

>>507806441 (OP)
YES UNCLE CHITWOOD!

Heil chitwood

>>507806441 (OP)
Chitwood the Chud Slayer
he gives me hope

>>507806441 (OP)
The better question is ARE YOU BEHAVING?

>>507806441 (OP)
Nobody will care when shitwood dies.

>>507806441 (OP)
Plz don't come pull me out of my mom's basement and extradite me to FL Mr. Chitty, sir.

>>507806441 (OP)
can i kill you in minecraft?

>>507806441 (OP)
I've been a very bad boy, I'm laughing at what Iran is doing to your pedophile hideout.

>>507806441 (OP)
fuck you, pussy
you wont do shit

>>507806441 (OP)
isn't that guy a pedo?

>>507806441 (OP)
ok cuck, I mean officer. OH, and you wont do shit

>>507807829
Shitwood is a janitor of this website
He should be fired for literally wasting time here looking for who shits on him the hardest, rather than doing his actual job
And yes, shitwood mail and Jannie account was in the hack leaks

The final boss of /pol/

He is undefeated

>>507806441 (OP)
The best part about this thread is that there is a 100% chance that somebody from the Volusia County Sheriff's Office is monitoring this thread waiting for someone to type the wrong thing so they can go running and tattle to Shitwood about it. Behave yourselves, anons. Don't let yourself get extradited to the Volusia County Jail, I heard rumors that Mike himself will sneak into your cell while you sleep and suck your soul out of your peenor.

>>507807926
I pray for the day North Koreans and Russians threaten him. He will have no luck extraditing them.
kek

>>507807530
>tfw you've had two mike's hard lemonades

>>507806441 (OP)
how did this guy managed to arrest random anons posting on this board? Is he an avid /pol/ reader?

>>507808233
now i really want to kill him, in minecraft ofc

>>507806441 (OP)

>>507806441 (OP)
Florida is the American equivalent of Victoria. Place needs to be nuked... Twice.

SIR YES SIR!!!!

>>507807530
kek, not just a pedo but drag, comedy

>>507806441 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62902eXZ8a0

>>507806441 (OP)
sure am, mr.chitwood. thanks for looking out

>>507807530
he considers that "behaving" i'm sure

Shitwood shaloms my anus

>>507806441 (OP)
daily reminder that Sheriff Chitwood is part of a psyop to reduce fedposting (it didn't work) all those "basement dwellers" are paid actors. Complete bullshit

>>507806441 (OP)

Uh yeah haha...ha...........

>>507809359
lel

>had to take a fat israel earlier
>then wiped my jew

>>507806441 (OP)
ofc i am mister shitwood sir

>>507806441 (OP)
FUCK OFF SNOUTY SHITWOOD.

>>507806441 (OP)
hey Chitwood when are you gonna win an election where someone actually runs against you?

>>507806707
Based

Soo cute <3

>>507806441 (OP)
Thats a nice shitwood you have there. Would be a shame if some were to kill him.

it's funny knowing he's insecure enough to spam threads about himself, imagine hiring people just to suck up to you online

>>507806441 (OP)
i want to kill mike chitwood in minecraft!

>>507810207
shhhhhh

yes suh mista chitwood suh we still gots a date later? I gots dat POZ load you wanted suh

>>507806441 (OP)
Yessssssss
Don’t worry

I saw someone with a seven seven get directly threaten to eat someone's lunch, I mean I can't be sure it wasn't a glowie, but that being said, the people are not behaving, they feel betrayed by the Jewish Nation that harbors them and they are lashing out with increasing shows of defiance.

You'll have to punish them again with another Gentile Holocaust and kill sixty million of them like you did 90 years ago.

>>507806441 (OP)
these threads should get permanent ip bans for op. they're repetitive and boring

>>507810329
behead those who insult Tiff

>>507806441 (OP)
I thought that was an Iranian general for a second

>>507806441 (OP)
This guy is based. It was hilarious seeing you toxic troll demons dragged out of your basement

>>507806707
Beak XD

>>507810455
just like your digits dumbass lmao

>>507806441 (OP)
I peed myself hours ago and am starting to chafe.

>>507810584
That's the Shah

>>507810329

>>507806441 (OP)
Howdy sheriff, ofc i'm behavin' this here's a board of peace.

>>507810983
is he using the super dodon ray?

>>507810671
What's the score so far?

>>507810983
you seem

upset

Don't ban me again.
Thanks Chitters me ol pal

>>507806441 (OP)
CHITWOOD needs to dial it back a little, in Minecraft.

>>507811361
careful leaking that shit, the anon posting about how he rapes kids hasn't been heard fro since, if you want to repost evidence better on a chan that allows tor

>>507807530
Ashkenazi fridge bod

>>507806441 (OP)
yes officer, thank you for all that you do, sir

>>507812250

>>507806441 (OP)
she chit on my wood

Yes Sir mister Chitwood ! on the straight and narrow, drug and alcohol free. no sex before marriage.

>>507806441 (OP)
>Irrevocably btfo /pol/
I kneel, shitwood-sama

>>507811182
It wasn't clear enough, you're a bad at presentation

>>507806441 (OP)
GO.
BE.
JEWISH.
SOME.
PLACE.
ELSE.

this has been a public service announcement

>>507806441 (OP)
why didn’t you do anything about all the 8647 posting shitwood doesnt that constitute a threat? youve taking in hardened criminals for less no? it isnt that youre a fucking disgusting kike in faggot green uniforms is it? florida is a hellhole filled with subhuman shit and shitwood is at home in that swamp hell for sure. nice post anglo scum. fyi 100% of shitwood threads are british intelligence or retards.

>>507806441 (OP)
I wish you a long life, mr Chitwood!

>>507806441 (OP)
they just got another /pol/ack. This is how your tax money is being wasted now.
https://xcancel.com/Boldyboy1975/status/1934982381506818393

>>507806441 (OP)
yes Chitty, nothing to report, have a nice day

>>507815204
do any of these people bother to actually fight the charges? a legally valid threat is more than just saying you want to kill someone, or even that you're going to, it must be specific and menacing
do they just take plea deals or something? because it would be pretty easy to jump from that to a police harassment suit for free money, given my understanding of the law

also just not admitting to saying these things irl

not a lawyer ftr, not legal advice

Yes, sir /pol/ is a board of peace and love.

>>507806441 (OP)
>>507807530
who is this semendemon ? i wish to make babies with her, she is so beautiful

only retards threaten someone

also he's a public figure at this point basically goading this response, which makes these charges even more legally dubious, one could probably make a case around entrapment in my opinion and if it held all the other anons would have their charges thrown out as far as i understand, again not legal advice, seems like a suit from that could make an anon very very rich though

Sheriff SHITWOOD!
Sheriff SHITSHISPANTSWOOD!
Sheriff SHITSWOOD!
Sheriff POOPOO PEEPEE SHITPISS VOMIT BEEBOOBABA!

>>507806441 (OP)
Low key kinda like this guy

>>507806441 (OP)
yes daddy sheriff
I love trannies and israel
please don’t throw me in the nigger rape dungeon desu

Gotta give him credit for the kickin' pawn shop.

like honestly, if he ever accuses you of shit irl just go "did I?" smugly or better yet say you exercise the right to remain silent, an IP address does not uniquely identify your pc nor you the user, they have to prove you actually made the post and that is difficult to do - eg you could be a hacked proxy, they have to prove without a shadow of a doubt you are guilty

again, not legal advice, get a lawyer if you want to take advantage of his dubious and potentially criminal policework

>>507806441 (OP)
Kill yourself.

>>507818102
Watch out Icenigger, Chitwood can have you arrested and Trump will extradite after taking Greenland.

>>507806441 (OP)
Fuck off you hook nosed wop!

>>507806441 (OP)
nothing to see here sir

>>507806441 (OP)
Is that the USS Nizmitz between his eyes?

>>507806441 (OP)
You're breaking the law, Jew.

>>507806441 (OP)
>PWEASE MR SHITWOOD SIR! DONT EXTRADITE ME TO FLORIDA SIR! ILL BE GOOD! I PROMISE!
>BRAAAAAAP

>>507806441 (OP)
We need to send this guy to Israel to fight against Iran.

y-yes

>>507810329
Still would.

>>507806441 (OP)
Yes sir I am being good and just having fun relaxing.