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Are sex dolls worth the money ?
I'm about to pull the trigger 500 quid on something similar to pic related.
This is political
Anonymous (ID: Qf8q4NTf) United States No.507822208 [Report] >>507823202
They are more expensive than your hand, and cheaper than a prostitute. Similarly, they offer a better experience than your hand, but they are less fulfilling than a prostitute. I personally enjoy them.

The thing that's going to suck the most is that they are dead weight. To get them into any position, you have to manipulate all the limbs yourself. If you get a full sized sex doll, this can be somewhat of a chore. Smaller dolls (which I think you're getting since you're spending $500) are much easier to deal with. Cleaning is not that difficult, just use soap and water. Antibacterial hand soap or dish soap will be fine.
Anonymous (ID: Guu4RGyB) United States No.507822331 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
just never get a full size one. its kind of a bitch to keep it clean.
Anonymous (ID: 4Il+oKZd) United States No.507822398 [Report]
It’s more fun to imagine than in real

Source: every. time.
Anonymous (ID: 3TeyEc3n) United States No.507822464 [Report] >>507823632
Anonymous (ID: qUfu3Sgz) France No.507822582 [Report] >>507822840
>>507821760 (OP)
degenerate
Anonymous (ID: aKGqrxmM) Chile No.507822610 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
Oh man your post gave me ol' /b/ ptsd
Anonymous (ID: ZOWJnfYh) United States No.507822627 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)

I mean they’re pretty heavy and I think you have to basically take them in the shower with you to clean. That has to get old.
Anonymous (ID: 1RZQM7RV) United States No.507822677 [Report] >>507824896 >>507825414 >>507825468
>>507821760 (OP)

They're great for pedophiles
Anonymous (ID: DKA7iOOj) United States No.507822700 [Report] >>507822840
Why buy a sex doll when there's so many women who want to be a living sex doll?
Anonymous (ID: yB3UIClh) Ireland No.507822840 [Report] >>507823203
>>507822582
fuck off pierre
>>507822700
are you for real ?
Anonymous (ID: 7q8CFYWG) Canada No.507822849 [Report]
wait for robowaifus anon
also don't import young looking ones in a feminist cucked country unless you enjoy prison sex
Anonymous (ID: 1YsaL5TQ) Australia No.507822922 [Report] >>507823299 >>507824084 >>507824087 >>507825354 >>507825468 >>507826515
>>507821760 (OP)
Keeping a sex doll in a cupboard is incredibly creepy
Good luck explaining that to any woman that opens your pantry

Maybe when they’re actually useful for more than just sex (like errands, Alexa built in etc) it’ll become more socially acceptable to own one but as it stands today it’s purely for masturbating and that makes it weird as fuck
They’re almost there but not quite
Anonymous (ID: EtdixVRJ) Australia No.507822947 [Report] >>507823036 >>507823120 >>507823130 >>507824427
>>507821760 (OP)
On today's episode of doing literally anything except hitting the gym and actually talking to women:
Anonymous (ID: 1YsaL5TQ) Australia No.507822964 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
The day a sex doll can cook, clean or do the dishes is the day they become mass accepted into society
Until that day comes they are purely a fetish and a gimmick
Anonymous (ID: T7sW4+X/) United States No.507823036 [Report]
>>507822947
ironically if you get a sex doll you probably want to hit the gym, they're heavy as fuck
Anonymous (ID: 1YsaL5TQ) Australia No.507823120 [Report]
>>507822947
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7pwl7yPryAM
Anonymous (ID: yB3UIClh) Ireland No.507823130 [Report] >>507823214
>>507822947
as if that ever worked for any of those faggots who go to the gym to get groped by guys
Anonymous (ID: CQArolVT) United States No.507823202 [Report] >>507825350 >>507826006
>>507822208
>Cleaning is not that difficult
Except for the fact that, as you said, they're dead weight. Try lugging 40 lbs of disembodied ass over to a sink and try to scrub it, let alone a full doll. And then there's the fact that literally everything sticks to the material - every stray pube and dust bunny in your house is going to find its way to the toy and adhere to it.
Anonymous (ID: DKA7iOOj) United States No.507823203 [Report] >>507824060
>>507822840
Yeah haven't you been to soc at all? Tons of women there that want to be a living sex doll.
Anonymous (ID: EtdixVRJ) Australia No.507823214 [Report] >>507823640
>>507823130
Like I said, you will say and do literally anything except the one thing that will solve your problems.
Anonymous (ID: yB3UIClh) Ireland No.507823299 [Report] >>507823444 >>507823450 >>507827048
>>507822922
she'll be stored under my bed in a designated case to which only I have access
Anonymous (ID: 7q8CFYWG) Canada No.507823444 [Report] >>507824462 >>507824723 >>507826003
>>507823299
M-m-master, when I was on the Quasar I had a paracoita, a doll, you see, a genicon, so beautiful with her great pupils as dark as wells, her i-irises purple like asters or pansies blooming in summer, Master, whole beds of them, I thought, had b-been gathered to make those eyes, that flesh that always felt sun-warmed. Wh-wh-where is she now, my own scopolagna, my poppet? Let h-h-hooks be buried in the hands that took her! Crush them, master, beneath stones. Where has she gone from the lemon-wood box I made for her, where she never slept at all, for she lay with me all night, not in the box, the lemon-wood box where she waited all day, watch-and-watch, Master, smiling when I laid her in so she might smile when I drew her out. How soft her hands were, her little hands. Like d-d-doves. She might have flown with them about the cabin had she not chosen instead to lie with me. W-w-wind their guts about your w-windlass, snuff their eyes into their mouths. Unman them, shave them clean below so their doxies may not know them, their lemans may rebuke them, leave them to the brazen laughter of the brazen mouths of st-st-strumpets. Work your will upon those guilty. Where was their mercy on the innocent? When did they tremble, when weep? What kind of men could do as they have done—thieves, false friends, betrayers, bad shipmates, no shipmates, murderers and kidnappers. W-without you, where are their nightmares, where are their restitutions, so long promised? Where are their abacinations, that shall leave them blind? Where are the defenestrations that shall break their bones, where is the estrapade that shall grind their joints? Where is she, the beloved whom I lost?
Anonymous (ID: 1YsaL5TQ) Australia No.507823450 [Report] >>507823576 >>507823640 >>507823776 >>507825068
>>507823299
>has real woman over one day
>looks under bed
>”anon wtf is this”
Anonymous (ID: kW8GwbMS) United States No.507823554 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
Customs is going to look at the doll, call it a child, then sodomize you with a metal rod ala idf. Dolls are for americhads and japedos only.
Anonymous (ID: CQArolVT) United States No.507823576 [Report] >>507823783
>>507823450
well OBVIOUSLY you would discreetly dispose of it in a dumpster beforehand... maybe cut it into pieces to make it easier. nothing creepy about that at all.
Anonymous (ID: tuXmoM6K) United States No.507823632 [Report]
>>507822464
yeah
Anonymous (ID: yB3UIClh) Ireland No.507823640 [Report] >>507823877 >>507823897 >>507827539
>>507823214
pff, what if I told you I tried what you propose, countless times even ?
but no, you won't believe me because women are le good and approachable and ez and and and
this may be true for certain people but def not me, not baiting me with your delusional beliefs, society is evil
>>507823450
like I said, to which only I have access, it will be locked with a key, I have very high iq for a pol user
Anonymous (ID: 2Ai68iXD) Ireland No.507823728 [Report]
Your ancestors would just molest children or something
Anonymous (ID: DKA7iOOj) United States No.507823776 [Report] >>507823866 >>507823934 >>507825302
>>507823450
Just tell her you fuck that sex doll while fantasizing about raping children and she'll get wet and want to have sex.

Women are degenerate as fuck.
Anonymous (ID: 1YsaL5TQ) Australia No.507823783 [Report]
>>507823576
>be normal person taking out trash
>go to dumpster
>find strange man disposing of body parts
>call police
>man gets shot over sex doll
Anonymous (ID: 6CanVSrF) Romania No.507823802 [Report]
Too heavy
Not worth
Anonymous (ID: 11dlGnZ3) Philippines No.507823843 [Report] >>507824262
>>507821760 (OP)
Incel thread
Anonymous (ID: jbvQ8Spk) United States No.507823854 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
No. You'll fuck it a few times then get bored after a month and stuff it in the closet right next to the exercise equipment
Anonymous (ID: 3TeyEc3n) United States No.507823866 [Report]
>>507823776
you're too smart for this board
Anonymous (ID: EtdixVRJ) Australia No.507823877 [Report] >>507824646
>>507823640
It's actually extremely easy to tell from what you say that you have never once lifted. Stop lying to me and yourself and just go any pick up the weight. What you're doing here may satisfy you in the short term, but eventually it will make you feel even worse. It is not difficult to get women. Do not be a slob and do not be a retard. Sometimes not even that.
Anonymous (ID: 1YsaL5TQ) Australia No.507823897 [Report] >>507824019
>>507823640
>it will be locked with a key, I have very high iq
For a gifted intellectual such as yourself it should be fairly simple to piece together the concept that an average female can probably guess what inside of a locked 55lb box underneath your bed :’)

What are you gonna tell her it is? Your socks?
Anonymous (ID: xH9TQfTt) No.507823910 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
Based. It’s worth it. I never used one but I will someday. It’s better than some nagging stupid bitch with an std that’ll monkey-branch to a chad in the future.
Anonymous (ID: F7pJJb3V) Australia No.507823921 [Report]
https://thecarrotstand.com/products/mabel-toy
>>507821760 (OP)
Here you go anon, the perfect doll for you.
Anonymous (ID: 1YsaL5TQ) Australia No.507823934 [Report]
>>507823776
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAA
I like you
Anonymous (ID: a5WKOUWO) Mexico No.507823943 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
Go ask >>>/jp/
But yes, they're worth it.
Anonymous (ID: 5/y9xyBi) United States No.507824005 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
No. Sex dolls become a mockery. What makes sex fun is knowing that you're doing it with someone who also wants to have sex with you.

If you get the doll, you'll wind up in one of two bad positions:
> you'll realize how ridiculous you are, and will feel worse than you were before.
> you'll turn into one of those people who enjoy sex with dolls; and will quickly become one of those mentally ill types no one wants to talk about.
Anonymous (ID: 9jOsvBzW) United States No.507824006 [Report] >>507824162
>>507821760 (OP)
Why waste money when you can fuck a real woman. Like me
Anonymous (ID: 6CanVSrF) Romania No.507824019 [Report] >>507824172
>>507823897
Guns
Anonymous (ID: B+gP8l/E) Mexico No.507824060 [Report]
>>507823203
anon those cost money
and they usually wont do for much, they have a mouth that speaks and are quite insuferable
Anonymous (ID: Ck/TjUw8) New Zealand No.507824084 [Report] >>507824219 >>507824646
>>507822922
>Good luck explaining that to any woman that opens your pantry
I suspect this feller doesn't have a lot of women going into his house.
Anonymous (ID: dwmMtZ5W) United States No.507824087 [Report] >>507824219 >>507824646
>>507822922
Ain’t no women opening his pantry , mate. This ain’t Seinfeld. It ain’t FRIENDS. There are No.Women.Going.To.Wherever. He.Lives. Comphende, por favor?
Anonymous (ID: pBPpuXVL) United States No.507824102 [Report]
I had one when I was single and it was the worst financial decision of my life. Cleaning that bitch was a chore. Everything stuck to it too. The amount of dust and cat hair? It was so gross. The post nut clarity hits like a train too. Also when you are not horny it is just creepy as fuck and makes you feel like a degenerate freak having it around… ESPECIALLY when they are the smaller dolls like yours OP.

You’re better off just sticking to fleshlights, trust me.
Anonymous (ID: yB3UIClh) Ireland No.507824162 [Report] >>507824630 >>507825297 >>507827430
>>507824006
pff, as if I'll ever fuck a real woman
buddy, first of all ywnbaw, second, I'm 4 years away from being a 40y virgin, I've accepted my fate already, I don't care about real women at this stage
Anonymous (ID: 1YsaL5TQ) Australia No.507824172 [Report] >>507824340
>>507824019
What if she asks to see your guns??

ain’t no one storing guns in a locked amazon box under the bed homie
Anonymous (ID: z56YTIK4) United States No.507824188 [Report] >>507824478 >>507824980 >>507828238
Cleaning would be the worst part. I’ll probably bite the bullet and buy one if they can figure out some kind of dedicated dishwasher type thing for one I’ll buy it.
Anonymous (ID: 1YsaL5TQ) Australia No.507824219 [Report]
>>507824087
>>507824084
Reasonable point lmao
Anonymous (ID: qZ0uFCy6) Canada No.507824262 [Report]
>>507823843
Don't make me passportcel to your country. I need this doll you understand!
Anonymous (ID: 6CanVSrF) Romania No.507824340 [Report]
>>507824172
Ok im outta ideas
Anonymous (ID: zZG9c5VS) Germany No.507824427 [Report] >>507824529 >>507828193
>>507822947
>muh gym
Fuck off retard.
Anonymous (ID: Al+mT63l) No.507824462 [Report]
>>507823444
Top kek
Anonymous (ID: 1YsaL5TQ) Australia No.507824478 [Report]
>>507824188
>some kind of dedicated dishwasher type thing
>has friend over
>strange whirring noise coming from laundry
>friend asks what the whirring noise is
>”oh that? That’s just my silicone girlfriend washing machine, shes being prepped for our date tonight”
>girlfriend washing machine has to have the filter drained out every week to get rid of the cum build up
Anonymous (ID: qZ0uFCy6) Canada No.507824529 [Report] >>507825665
>>507824427
It's over for white men in 2025. Only Arab meds get pussy
Anonymous (ID: 3/F5PHuO) United States No.507824551 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
They are dust magnets, even if you store it, all the dirt, grime, sweat, body oil, etc. will get on it when you bang it. After you use it for several days, the novelty wears off, and the cleaning becomes a hassle, to the point where you question if it's worth using just for a nut (just like a real woman). If 500 quid ain't much for you, sure, get it out of your bucket list.
Anonymous (ID: B+gP8l/E) Mexico No.507824594 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
I think its great for hugging at nights, expensive sure, but for sex Idk
Im an old school Onanist, I use my hand for everything i need and since i have my lovely foreskin, just some pit on the top and it goes up and down like a charm
If you feel alone, Having one maybe crazy, but you can put it some type of alexa voice into it and can answer your things and shit
I dont believe in love and know that human nature is wicked
Im still waiting for robot waifus tho and as i say, for lusting pourpouses its better to use your hand and some porno, the older you get, the more you feel the need of company and less about sex
Anonymous (ID: 9jOsvBzW) United States No.507824630 [Report]
>>507824162
mf
Anonymous (ID: yB3UIClh) Ireland No.507824646 [Report] >>507825138
>>507824084
>>507824087
thanks for elaborating to the redditors bros
>>507823877
by god you're a retard mate, no offense
Anonymous (ID: JkqPXwmP) India No.507824723 [Report]
Best thread
Thread theme:https://youtu.be/gffDHJ15IhI
>>507823444
I've heard some come with real human hair
Anonymous (ID: okD1P6CN) United States No.507824761 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
Yes. Mine is just legs and torso. I don't need a head or arms...
Anonymous (ID: 3r4r6yxl) Chile No.507824765 [Report]
i got one, you have to be pretty desperate and pretty much give up on women to actually enjoy using it. for me i just buy it clothes, look at how hot it is and fap groping her. is essentially a plastic pillow.

just get a big dog
Anonymous (ID: okD1P6CN) United States No.507824896 [Report]
>>507822677
>Any man that is attracted to a woman who bleeds is a pedophile
KYS nigger.
Anonymous (ID: izwMFBgm) United States No.507824920 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
nah, they're retarded
buy a body pillow, wrap it in a high quality faux fur blanket, make folds in the blanket to hold an onahole, and velcro tape over it
Anonymous (ID: L+AuUkC1) United States No.507824963 [Report] >>507825230 >>507825271 >>507825578
I have pic related. Got her when I was single and didn’t plan on dating again. There are pros and cons to doll ownership just like there are pros and cons to dealing with modern women. I mainly got the doll for cuddling and sleep purposes, which she is fantastic for (huge firm titties and ass), and in some ways even better than a real person. My sleep quality improved dramatically. Cons being she is very heavy (like 110 lbs of floppy dead weight) and does attract dust, but I solve this by keeping her in a soft pair of pajamas most of the time.

I eventually got into a relationship again. She is aware of the doll. She doesn’t like it but it’s become a sort of thing we don’t talk about. I stopped having sex with the doll out of respect for my relationship, and sex with a doll is generally not very good, but satisfies the urge just enough to keep you from making a bad decision.
Anonymous (ID: CQArolVT) United States No.507824980 [Report]
>>507824188
Anon, if you’re at the point where you’re contemplating buying an industrial machine to clean your elaborate silicone cumsock… you might as well just hire an actual prostitute.
Anonymous (ID: VJGfVrU9) France No.507825024 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
Get a real woman pedo
Anonymous (ID: aq13yGW/) No.507825068 [Report]
>>507823450
>has real woman over one day
Nigger
Anonymous (ID: EtdixVRJ) Australia No.507825138 [Report] >>507825286 >>507825313 >>507825405 >>507825500 >>507825601 >>507827230 >>507828036
>>507824646
You have a fundamentally inverted view of reality which is why you are happy with your condition and unable to improve. I have beem officially tested at 142 IQ for school and work placements, I squat 5 plate, make 6 figures, my house is worth 7 figures, I have a wife and kids and I have been having sex since I was 16. You are a 40 year old virgin scraping by in a dingy apartment and debating purchasing his first sex doll with his ersatz friends on an anime imageboard, and muttering to me "heh, what a retard." Get a grip and go to the gym.
Anonymous (ID: DKA7iOOj) United States No.507825230 [Report] >>507825425
>>507824963
I bet your gf never says no to sex knowing you have that at home.
Anonymous (ID: CQArolVT) United States No.507825271 [Report]
>>507824963
>got into a relationship
>instead of discarding it like a reasonable person, keeps it and it becomes a source of permanent awkwardness and concern from your significant other
Anonymous (ID: B+gP8l/E) Mexico No.507825286 [Report] >>507825560
>>507825138
What kind of loser spend times on a imageboard instead of his kids
If you have a life you dont have to brag about it, but surely something isn't good in yours to be in here
You are in here forever
Anonymous (ID: At10FlCU) United States No.507825297 [Report]
>>507824162
how is that even possible for an irishman? just literally take a trip to america any girl will fuck you wen you start talking with that leprechaun accent
Anonymous (ID: eCcI6hdj) United States No.507825302 [Report]
>>507823776
Unironically this.
Anonymous (ID: yB3UIClh) Ireland No.507825313 [Report]
>>507825138
you don't know anything about my life friend, thanks for trying you're a real sweetheart, keep winning for the both of us
Anonymous (ID: 5T8z8Yjh) United States No.507825350 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
lifesize plushies are better because they are soft and lighter.
>>507823202
>hauling it to the sink
They have removable vaginas
>everything sticks to it
Corn starch dummy
Anonymous (ID: EE8GEP9L) United States No.507825354 [Report] >>507827662
>>507822922
why would i bring women to my house if i have a sex doll?
Anonymous (ID: DKA7iOOj) United States No.507825405 [Report] >>507825710
>>507825138
And you're posting in a sex doll thread on a Wednesday afternoon...
Anonymous (ID: 8H+yJmrp) Thailand No.507825414 [Report]
>>507822677
Interesting, what's yours look like?
Anonymous (ID: L+AuUkC1) United States No.507825425 [Report]
>>507825230
I wouldn’t put it in those terms, exactly. If she’s not in the mood from time to time I understand, but I also have a Fleshlight Launch and VR headset. I’ve made it clear in no uncertain terms that using sex to manipulate me will not work out in her favor.
Anonymous (ID: 5T8z8Yjh) United States No.507825468 [Report]
>>507822677
>H cup tits are pedophilia
>>507822922
>noooo women are going to shame me
Are women shamed for having dildos?
>socially acceptable
When people throw silicone on a tesla robot it won't matter what people think.
Anonymous (ID: izwMFBgm) United States No.507825500 [Report] >>507825841
>>507825138
I knew a guy who "never jerked off" because he thought it was for losers
he was rich and called hookers every time he felt horny, like 2-3 times a week
people jerk off in the weirdest ways, it's ok
Anonymous (ID: clbn3lN8) United States No.507825511 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
No but if you're a sick pervert that's still going to buy one, get the cheapest smallest one so you don't make as big of a mistake. Here's what's wrong with them:

>the big ones (even close to 5ft tall) are extremely heavy, not fun to position in the middle of sexytime, difficult to get into any position really and extremely difficult to drag into the shower to clean
>the smaller ones are better in this aspect but then it's like fucking a kid and that's gonna fuck you up mentally
>the rubber material wears away and kind of expires. It pills up into little black balls because app dust sticks to it. They get FILTHY especially in the orifices, mold growth is common. I didnt realize I'd been fucking mold for a while. You can expect it to last like 3-6 months even with proper care, the rubber material will just get fucked up, rip, get dirty, and pill into balls.
>there's a metal skeleton inside that's poorly put together and I took the tip of a screw to the dick because it ripped through into the orifices. Your dick is gonna hit the metal skeleton and when the rubber gets old and breaks away you'll hit it. These basically have a set lifetime then like any sex toy it'll get gross and the rubber will wear out and you'll throw it away. So just don't spent a lot of money, the novelty will wear off.

I made them mistake of buying 2 at once and now I still wonder what the people at the trash dump thought when they saw an adult and child doll with their fists up each other's asses.
Anonymous (ID: EtdixVRJ) Australia No.507825560 [Report] >>507825578 >>507825812
>>507825286
I hate to bother explaining to a spic that Earth is a globe and therefore has timezones which puts me currently at my 6 figure job. I am here, you disgusting beaner, because the inbred rat kikes that control the West have artificially made hating them as ostracised as being a brown animal like you or retarded self-sabotaging virgin like him.
Anonymous (ID: 5T8z8Yjh) United States No.507825578 [Report]
>>507824963
Sex with a doll sucks because it doesn't push back, so you're doing all the work. Jacking off is much easier. The cuddling is really good. Robots will solve these issues. It only needs to thrust a little bit to be functional.
>>507825560
kek
Anonymous (ID: s+p0k5ob) Canada No.507825601 [Report] >>507825780 >>507825785 >>507825936
>>507825138
your gonna get divorce raped and ur wife & daugther fucked by a nigger
Anonymous (ID: zZG9c5VS) Germany No.507825665 [Report]
>>507824529
*Only Chads get pussy
Chads are their own race.
Anonymous (ID: EtdixVRJ) Australia No.507825710 [Report]
>>507825405
I'm posting in about 10 threads mostly trolling kikes but also doing community outreach with unfortunate Whites like this by encouraging them to improve their lives in a meaningful way. It works only very rarely, but those cases are worth having someone as low as OP currently is spitting and cursing at my attempts to uplift him.
Anonymous (ID: EtdixVRJ) Australia No.507825780 [Report] >>507826208
>>507825601
Thanks for the input Rajesh. I've made 5 jeets redundant this month so far and flushed them back to India.
Anonymous (ID: yB3UIClh) Ireland No.507825785 [Report]
>>507825601
lmao
Anonymous (ID: B+gP8l/E) Mexico No.507825812 [Report]
>>507825560
Im white and im also here for that matter,fuck kikes, money isn't everything since you are being replaced like everywhere, not everyone can afford a kid
Its cool that you have a jewcorpo bosses that pays you well, but at the end of the day, You and all of us will be going into the same trashcan
Anonymous (ID: clbn3lN8) United States No.507825841 [Report]
>>507825500
Boring condom sex with hookers IS masturbation. It feels the same way and never satisfies. They're just sex toys and not worth it. You're still fucking rubber. Only raw sex with a gf is real sex.
Anonymous (ID: B+gP8l/E) Mexico No.507825936 [Report] >>507826163
>>507825601
well, as how things go, his daughter definitivelly will get fucked by a non-white, its a statistic, not even a fantasy anymore unless you check every relation she is in, but modern woman.. yeah
>Hits pipe
Anonymous (ID: +5OTJHQw) Malta No.507826003 [Report]
>>507823444
Based New Sun enjoyer
Anonymous (ID: Qf8q4NTf) United States No.507826006 [Report] >>507826182
>>507823202
>to a sink
Shower, dumbass. Also, little trick I recommend: get a flat plastic tub. Clean by bedside.
>everything sticks to the material
Corn starch.
Anonymous (ID: DKA7iOOj) United States No.507826163 [Report] >>507826333
>>507825936
How do you know he doesn't only have sons?
Anonymous (ID: WGobXhhC) Netherlands No.507826182 [Report] >>507826517 >>507827621
>>507826006
>all these steps
>just sit and wash your sexdoll by the bedside bro, its a neat little life hack
why are you guys even on this board, you make us look bad
Anonymous (ID: s+p0k5ob) Canada No.507826208 [Report] >>507827667
>>507825780
you cant do shit, or you wouldn't be bragging on a tranny board
Anonymous (ID: GKQWmUVQ) Ireland No.507826220 [Report] >>507827621
>>507821760 (OP)
Just get 'Ereshkigal Cherry' pic rel
Anonymous (ID: 0C13PZtn) United Kingdom No.507826288 [Report] >>507826486
>>507821760 (OP)
I want one but fear the police finding it when my home is inevitably raided for racisms.
The mini ones would possibly have you charged for pedophila too. Even though the dolls are technically legal, the laws in Britain are malleable to say the least.
Anonymous (ID: B+gP8l/E) Mexico No.507826333 [Report]
>>507826163
what does that will alter that, I dont think the brother would try to stop his sister from fucking something she "likes" we live in an age where woman decides everything and no one can say no, specially after they are beyond 18
Anonymous (ID: yB3UIClh) Ireland No.507826486 [Report] >>507826933
>>507826288
>The mini ones would possibly have you charged for pedophila too. Even though the dolls are technically legal, the laws in Britain are malleable to say the least.
das crazy
Anonymous (ID: RXdbxpzc) Philippines No.507826515 [Report]
>>507822922
if you're a game/figure collector kind of a nerd you can pass one off as a statue/mannequin when not in use.
Anonymous (ID: 0C13PZtn) United Kingdom No.507826517 [Report]
>>507826182
>He fell for the nazi memes
Anonymous (ID: Qhwbo0cP) No.507826520 [Report] >>507826627 >>507826680 >>507826803 >>507827621
>>507821760 (OP)
i had one without torso and legs, the inside eventually developed black mold since its almost impossible to dry the inside after washing, then i threw it away.
Anonymous (ID: Y/BBb023) Croatia No.507826627 [Report] >>507826809
>>507826520
can't you just shove paper towels inside after washing?
Anonymous (ID: yB3UIClh) Ireland No.507826680 [Report]
>>507826520
ever heard of antibac handwash or is that to fancy for you nigas in africa ?
Anonymous (ID: B+gP8l/E) Mexico No.507826803 [Report] >>507827662
>>507826520
>Death by black mold
I dont understand the needing of fucking something, why you can't just use the hands and if you are circumcised (amerimutts) well its game over, you will need an Fleshlight, but even there real sensations are whit foreskinchads
Anonymous (ID: wdHHP5s+) United States No.507826809 [Report]
>>507826627
lol. no. You need to get one with a removable vagina. Like a hole you slide a fleshlight-like device into that you can easily unsheathe and clean and dry properly. Also only use water based lube.
Anonymous (ID: 0C13PZtn) United Kingdom No.507826933 [Report]
>>507826486
I'm surprised you want a sex doll. I thought you Irish found it easy to get gf's, what with your Irish charm.
Anonymous (ID: wiI+fsYc) Australia No.507827048 [Report] >>507827235 >>507827318
>>507823299
>she'll be stored under my bed in a designated case to which only I have access
Waste of money. You'll get tired of it within months and it will end up staying in the box under your bed more often than it is out. Just fuck a hooker once in a while or take a trip to Thailand. You'll actually get more value and experience out of that than you would out of an inanimate chuck of plastic you have to unpack out of a box and sanitise each time.
Anonymous (ID: NNFdf3+C) No.507827070 [Report]
Catdoll makes the best custom versions.
Anonymous (ID: WGobXhhC) Netherlands No.507827154 [Report]
>year is 2054
>sexdollrobotwaifu is invented
>buy one for 25000 dollars
>its the good model
>super excited when it arrives
>the tits are big and a huge ass
>wowzers
>decide to test the errand functions since middle of the day
>send your robotwaifu to do the groceries
>watch a live feed through its eye cameras
>this is so awesome!
>get boner just thinking of it coming home and fucking it
>suddenly something grabs it - pulls it into an alley
>robotwaifu gets raped by niggers in broad daylight
>they pour gasoline on it and burn it
>"ayo fuk u YT BOI!"
>video feed dies
>call the police but they laugh and hang up
>didn't even get to fuck it
>mfw i spent 25k on that shit
Anonymous (ID: s5Tfd9Ld) United States No.507827230 [Report] >>507828023
>>507825138
>I have an extremely high IQ...
>I have beem tested...
Please, retard, learn what fucking proofreading is before you claim to be smart.
Anonymous (ID: yB3UIClh) Ireland No.507827235 [Report] >>507827318 >>507827410 >>507829110
>>507827048
that sounds so fucking sad and pathetic, I'm not paying a real women to have sex with me
I'd rather die a virgin to be honest and work around it
you see I hate women and you underestimate how much I actually hate them
Anonymous (ID: Js5HiFME) United States No.507827275 [Report] >>507827761
>>507821760 (OP)
this is older, can't imagine what they have now
Anonymous (ID: Onhc9UBR) Canada No.507827318 [Report] >>507827431 >>507827729
>>507827235
>>507827048
AI robot dick machines are the future
Anonymous (ID: B+gP8l/E) Mexico No.507827410 [Report]
>>507827235
based
as a racist, Who the fucks wants to fuck a non-white woman in the first place, thats disgusting and zoophilic tier
Fucking pay a hooker of your race at least
Anonymous (ID: J85B4Qik) United States No.507827430 [Report] >>507828341
>>507824162
That one anon is right about the accent thing. Also, you are alive so you're genetics have gotten laid before. You can do it anon. Trust me. Go to Spain or America, find a drunk girl, fuck her, it's not that hard.
Anonymous (ID: rC61KbxP) United States No.507827431 [Report] >>507827596 >>507827900
>>507827318
I used to fuck a Chinese girl who’s pussy functioned like this when she’d cum. It was fucking insane, like fucking an alien.
Anonymous (ID: 4LQlDFlx) No.507827472 [Report] >>507827905 >>507829110
they are worth it, but I'm pretty sure they are banned in Ireland. don't get yourself in trouble
Anonymous (ID: gRYoumb3) United Kingdom No.507827539 [Report]
>>507823640
>160 IQ
josh tier nonsense
Anonymous (ID: B+gP8l/E) Mexico No.507827596 [Report]
>>507827431
Anon, those are called pelvic muscles
asian woman are famous for doing the "singapure grip" basically, using the kegel muscles to tight and grap the penis like it was a hand doing it
asian woman have smaller bodies and tend to be proportionate to asian men, they have little sexual dimorfism
Anonymous (ID: Qf8q4NTf) United States No.507827621 [Report]
>>507826182
Cleaning a sex doll is not a lot of steps. And you don't exactly need to powder it every single time you use it either. Most times you want to use her, just clean out the hole. You can do that at the bedside. Just stand her up in a plastic tub, drain things out maybe with an irrigator, clean with soap and water. When the rest of her body starts getting dirty from all the sweat and dirt on your own body, take her into the shower. Take a wash cloth with some soap and water, wipe her down, then dry her off and apply a very light layer of corn starch to keep her from getting sticky. Bam, good as new.

You aren't doing a full clean every time you fuck her. You are doing a little bit of extra work every so often to keep her feeling fresh. In relative terms, it's a small amount of time investment. Even with prostitutes, you have to spend time scheduling them, and with girlfriends, they will waste absurd amounts of your time.

Of course, there's other options if you still want something better than your hand. An onahip like >>507826220 does the job too, and I can recommend this product in particular too. You still have to clean it, though it's easier to just bring into the shower with you while you are cleaning yourself.

>>507826520
This is partially why I use a silicone doll instead of a TPE doll. Though for real, drying isn't that hard, and as the other anon recommended, ANTIBACTERIAL SOAP.
Anonymous (ID: 0C13PZtn) United Kingdom No.507827662 [Report]
>>507825354
>>507826803
>foreskinchads
Kek
Anonymous (ID: EtdixVRJ) Australia No.507827667 [Report]
>>507826208
Oh but I can, jeet. I can do literally whatever I want including posting here and I can still go to work and flush you brown abominations back into the waiting embrace of the trains Mumbai. Please saar I need this job for my visa saar please. Not on my watch, jeet.
Anonymous (ID: B+gP8l/E) Mexico No.507827729 [Report] >>507827911
>>507827318
I would use this if I lose my hands for sure
Anonymous (ID: 14dgClpK) Japan No.507827761 [Report] >>507827905 >>507827953
>>507827275
Never owned one but, AFAIK, the biggest progress has been the price itself and durability, thanks to new materials.
20 years ago a good looking doll would cost near 10 grand and the expensive silicone would rip apart. Nowadays, you can buy a decent looking doll for just a few hundred dollars and they can take quite the abuse. I've heard some makers started adding electronic gimmicks like body heat and AI powered voices as well.
Anonymous (ID: EE8GEP9L) United States No.507827900 [Report]
>>507827431
there is a reason that there are like 100 billion of them. that might be it.
Anonymous (ID: JkqPXwmP) India No.507827905 [Report]
>>507827761
Ai talking sex doll, I'm so hard right now >>507827472
Bulma
Anonymous (ID: Onhc9UBR) Canada No.507827911 [Report] >>507828258 >>507829766
>>507827729
the future looks blindingly bright
Anonymous (ID: Onhc9UBR) Canada No.507827953 [Report]
>>507827761
>things done changed
Anonymous (ID: EtdixVRJ) Australia No.507828023 [Report] >>507828475
>>507827230
Wow you brain damaged mutt, I made a typo while shitposting on my phone and YOU noticed it, I guess the decades of my lived experience in gifted schools, scholarships, high achievement societies and 6 figure STEM jobs just vanished like magic in your favourite Disney live action. This is how you actually believe reality works. I could spell every fucken word wrong in every post, and everything I said would still be absolutely true. That's the real rub for niggers as low as you, no matter how hard you try on here, you are already dunked on in your life, and nothing you so will change that.
Anonymous (ID: /0m8chre) Italy No.507828036 [Report] >>507828487
>>507821760 (OP)
No
Worthless garbage
>>507825138
Poor bait, normies like this don't even know what 4 chin is
Anonymous (ID: zYUpJFPz) United States No.507828193 [Report]
>>507824427
kek
Anonymous (ID: KussM7Kb) Poland No.507828238 [Report]
>>507824188
just shove a karcher in there with a rotating attachment
Anonymous (ID: B+gP8l/E) Mexico No.507828258 [Report] >>507828356
>>507827911
This is so gooner mindset but sure it makes the job, but fuck the post-nut would hit also like a train
I usually take 5 min to crack a nut, cum in some paper and in less than 6 min to then be clear minded and ready for the shitposting of the day
onanism can get quite a slopity slop, once you got there and dont know where to put limits, it can go quickly downwards and you end up like a trany whit a pump and some mechanical dildo fucking you, be aware
Anonymous (ID: cRPjjDj9) Australia No.507828341 [Report]
>>507827430
> find a drunk girl
> laying on the sidewalk
> fuck her
> get arrested
> get life in jail
> it's not that hard
sage (ID: 8yGUpeyP) United States No.507828345 [Report]
Sure, if you like failing at life, buying one of these is admitting that you are unworthy of the sexual attentions of a woman. Sex dolls don't even develop your imagination.
t. sex haver with actual jp qt3.14s
Anonymous (ID: yB3UIClh) Ireland No.507828356 [Report]
>>507828258
>you end up like a trany whit a pump and some mechanical dildo fucking you, be aware
kek
Anonymous (ID: SvQ7pDqZ) United Kingdom No.507828382 [Report]
I've got one in my spare room i haven't touched in years, it's a pain in the ass to get rid of
Anonymous (ID: +Qms0tVm) United States No.507828438 [Report] >>507829593
recently got one that's just ass, thigh, and titties. was fun for about as long as the lube bottle lasted then kinda got tired of cleaning it, drying it, powdering it. IMO most of the value was learning how to use my body in that way. gave me some confidence. it was very awkward at first. paid like 100 for it, the lube, and drying rods. worth it? sure. id feel worse if i paid any more
Anonymous (ID: s5Tfd9Ld) United States No.507828475 [Report] >>507828653
>>507828023
>I'm intelligent
>I can't form a coherent sentence
Again, retard, learn the hat fucking proofreading is before attempting to insult your betters.
Anonymous (ID: EtdixVRJ) Australia No.507828487 [Report]
>>507828036
Again, it's all true. Your need to pretend it isn't is just cope. I am here because I hate kikes. You are here because you refuse to lift and are a sperg. You can go literally anywhere else on the internet or real life and be this pathetic without any real consequences. I cannot hate kikes anywhere else. You are nearly entirely aligned with social norms, and calling others normies, in the same way you are obviously a retard, but try to call others retarded.
Anonymous (ID: Sksghgbc) Romania No.507828543 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)

amazing political thread.. you dirty irish cunt
Anonymous (ID: EtdixVRJ) Australia No.507828653 [Report]
>>507828475
>I know I'm not intelligent because my entire mediocre life has indicated this
>Let me tell you who is and isn't intelligent
You are a carbon copy of every other bitter midwit, who says exactly the same boring shit.
Anonymous (ID: RH1UCuKa) United States No.507828690 [Report] >>507829471 >>507829593
>>507821760 (OP)
Dude check your local laws. Some countries are okay just intercepting and disposing while others will imprison you like you’re actually enslaving a real human being. It’s all from ugly old hags jealous they can’t humiliate an incel.
Anonymous (ID: lGUmSGEl) No.507828744 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
not really
get one of those electric auto stoker instead
then get VR headset to go with it
Anonymous (ID: jWYaLla7) Australia No.507828833 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
If can get a custom doll like picrel or Lightening from Final Fantasy I'm in.
Anonymous (ID: DKA7iOOj) United States No.507828858 [Report] >>507828927
Why are you faggots so against impregnating white women?

Like no wonder the population is dropping.
Anonymous (ID: B+gP8l/E) Mexico No.507828927 [Report]
>>507828858
>Why are you faggots so against impregnating white women?
uhh white woman?
Anonymous (ID: 0C13PZtn) United Kingdom No.507829110 [Report] >>507829267 >>507829331
>>507827472
A mario one with a beard? Dude that's just weird.

>>507827235
>I hate women and you underestimate how much
What happened?
Anonymous (ID: 8GjByWmf) United Kingdom No.507829184 [Report]
>>507821760 (OP)
Before you make your purchase make sure you are not someone who has the ability to self reflect, you will use it once and never touch it again
Anonymous (ID: 4LQlDFlx) No.507829267 [Report] >>507829594
>>507829110
it's just a Halloween costume, what is weird about that?
Anonymous (ID: yB3UIClh) Ireland No.507829331 [Report]
>>507829110
>What happened?
society is evil, is what happened
Anonymous (ID: 0C13PZtn) United Kingdom No.507829471 [Report]
>>507828690
And enforced by sadistic zogbots
Anonymous (ID: TA1k9J6S) Canada No.507829593 [Report] >>507829970
>>507828438
this is the way, start with an onahip, they're much easier to store and clean. I got one for like $80 and the holes weren't very good but I just stick a fleshlight in there and it's amazing in any position, especially in VR
>>507828690
canada customs will intercept and dispose of any complete sex dolls that aren't tall enough. guys have been charged for club penguin over it but they couldn't prove he was the one who bought it

also when it comes to lube, a $15 bag of xanthan gum lasts me 3-4 years of daily use.
Anonymous (ID: B+gP8l/E) Mexico No.507829594 [Report] >>507829788
>>507829267
do you perform intercourse whit your dolls or you just sleep whit them, that would be kinda wholesome and its quite refreshing
I once knew a guy who cares his dolls like if they were his daughters and the guy is married lol
Anonymous (ID: 0C13PZtn) United Kingdom No.507829766 [Report]
>>507827911
Honorary
Anonymous (ID: 4LQlDFlx) No.507829788 [Report]
>>507829594
i do both, but only with some of them. i know some guys like that too. there are many different types of people that get dolls, even women sometimes
Anonymous (ID: DKA7iOOj) United States No.507829962 [Report] >>507830155 >>507830171 >>507830244
How can men ("men") be convinced to stop playing with dolls and to make babies instead?
Anonymous (ID: QsWO+HjZ) United States No.507829970 [Report]
>>507829593
My buddy and I got drunk and he said he had one of those. We ended up tdg teaming it together
Anonymous (ID: 4LQlDFlx) No.507830155 [Report]
>>507829962
this shouldn't even be a question, it's obvious. just go back to how thing were when men did that in the past. it isn't going to happen any time soon
Anonymous (ID: yB3UIClh) Ireland No.507830171 [Report]
>>507829962
it's the women that don't want the babies mate
I'm ready to go at it right now but if you ask her..
Anonymous (ID: yB3UIClh) Ireland No.507830244 [Report]
>>507829962
they are all happy to share chad and have his babies