Thread 507826713

WELL??????

WHAT WAS IT THEN????

WHAT THE FUCK

Avengers: Superman Vs. Goku

A single hypersonic missile.

the surprise was that nothing will happen
though it wasn't a surprise to a basedpilled knowmaxxing knoower like me

>>507826713 (OP)
>fell for it again
Lol

>SOMETHING BIG IS HAPPENING
>UMM JUST 2 MORE WEEKS

The suprise was the record number of gullible retards that fell for it

>>507826924
based faggot

>>507826713 (OP)
the Iranians hacked the FBI and they are going to release the Epstein files

>>507826713 (OP)
Supreme Leader made a huge log. It went splash. Netanyahu was impressed.

>>507826713 (OP)
>Chuck E Cheese Field Trip for all Iranians
JEWS BTFO

Literally nothing has happened who the fuck is this for? Why do they keep telling us things will happen and then nothing happens . I hate them

Not only is Iran not getting any support from Russia they're also getting fucked by too much stock in dumb Russian copes like S400s and "hypersonic missiles"

>>507826713 (OP)
They saved $20 on flying carpet insurance..

>>507826713 (OP)
as expected from the owners of flag of revenge and ring of war
>the night of never happenings
happened
glad i went to sleep instead of staying up xD

>>507826713 (OP)
They're referencing Trumps announcement about the flags at the white house. Surprise.

Don't make me say it

>>507826713 (OP)
I big shidded again and my sister in law had to break it up with what I'm guessing the plunger. Just heard her in there cussing and gagging. She doesn't know I can hear it through the walls. Fondling my shit log into separate easy to flush chunks.
It's the guest toilet ffs. Stupid bitch. She wants me fucking gone but my brother wont have it. I love it

>>507826713 (OP)
Theyre bluffing; conserving weapons waiting for American intervention

>>507826713 (OP)
just 2 more weeks and your 72 goats await in paradise inshallah

>>507826713 (OP)
Trump's cheetodick?

>>507826713 (OP)
its 10pm here on the west coast and nothing has happened

>>507827246
if you squint the cat resembles an owl
bit nuts, no?

>>507826713 (OP)
>WHAT WAS IT THEN????

>>507827703
simon cowl

Nothing ever happens. The regime is just stringing people along to buy itself time to prevent an uprising or a coup.

>>507826713 (OP)
The surprise was nothing. But it wasn’t surprising to anyone who knows nothing ever happens.

Wednesday is taco night

>>507827433
Your bot is broken

>>507826713 (OP)
I find it odd that the Iranians and Trump are so similar in ineffective threats.
They are both very full of shit.
Weak even.

Forreal.
I’m almost wanting them to get glasses now for wasting my fucking time. Bought a 6er and some beef jerky just to waste it on yall.
The good kind to, jack’s links

>>507827989
> senseless mossad tweet
> "Iranians are full of shit"

>>507827920
it's taco tuesday you imbecilic mutt

>>507826713 (OP)
It'll be a dickbutt missle patterns. Watch.

>>507827367
>Not only is Iran not getting any support from Russia they're also getting fucked by too much stock in dumb Russian copes like S400s and "hypersonic missiles"
Those S-400's were useless weren't they? Why wouldn't they use the more advanced S-500?
You'd think Russia would love to help them take down an f-35 especially after the USA helped the hol hol's target those Russian Bomber planes a couple of weeks ago. Putin is confused.

>You guys, stop taunting me
>I'm getting really angry now
>I'm going to display the Crimson Flag of Vengeful Anger
>I might even wear the Chartreuse Ring of Pernicious Rancor

The beta energy that is exuded by arab leaders is truly comical.

They fired a hypersonic according to the British broadcasting corporation.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cx23e4jz2g0t

06:46

Iran conducted an underground test of a nuclear weapon, confirming that they already have the bomb and that adversaries need to halt their aggression or suffer the consequences.

>>507828857
And people believe these sandniggers actually pulled 9/11.
Only other people who could touch America like that is israel

>>507826713 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAJA
IRAN
ALWAYS
KEKS
OUT

>>507827136
BASED IRANIAN PATRIOTS

>>507826713 (OP)
the surprise is they had 1 missiles attack at 1:30 and then let us sleep for the full night. thanks Iran, very cool!

>>507826713 (OP)

The surprise was......SURPRISE!! NOTHING HAPPENED

>Iran soon to surrender it's nuclear program

A few days away at most

>>507826713 (OP)
>WHAT WAS IT THEN????
The surprise was that they kept you fags on pins and needles for a whole day. You will never forget!

>>507827673
You can keep your cookie, I'm goin to the beach!

>>507826713 (OP)
And then nothing happened.

>>507826713 (OP)
china coming to the rescue with sex dolls

>>507826713 (OP)

Nothing burger.

They launched 10 Hypersonic missiles made in Iran called Fattah-1. Apparently, that is all.

> Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps said the 11th wave of the proud Operation Honest Promise 3 was carried out "using Fattah-1 missiles", as they claimed the Iranian forces "have gained complete control over the skies of the occupied territories".

>>507826713 (OP)
Nothing Ever Happens

>>507829381
i think people would be surprised at how weak israel's military is. their main form of force projection is the US military, via blackmailed and compromised US politicians.

>>507826713 (OP)
The singularity :)

>>507826713 (OP)
Wait.The Iranians have a new TV show? I'll bet it's called CSI Tehran.

>>507826789
Goku wins and I'm not saying that because I'm half a bean :/

>>507826789
Goku's powers should count as magic/supernatural nonsense and bypass Superman's resistances, so I want to say Goku.

>>507832274
No they wouldn't. There's magic in the DB world and it works completely different to Goku's martial arts. In fact Goku has no resistance to magic either.

>>507832753
Superman's "magic weakness" is just catch-all shit for anything supernatural, so it still stands.

>>507830056
>Fattay-1
You sure that's not American made?

>>507826713 (OP)
Well, you wouldn't know if you only trusted regular news outlets. But the /pol/brain knows:
>Israeli Air Force was completely taken out by S500 during the first attempted strike on Iran
>Iran's retaliatory hypersonic missile attack turned entire Israel into a burning hellscape after cyberattacks deactivated all BMD systems but that was only a bonus because they didn't work anyway and would have been powerless against advanced hypersonic weapons
>any damage in Iran is an illusion created by shill-farms, probably operated by Chuck Shumer and George Sorros out of a secret bunker on Epstein Island.
>likewise the continued existence of Israel is also an illusion
>Trump is also not threating Iran, that's just a diversion to flush out the remaining jew loyalists in the US and he is secretly meeting with Putin to work out a plan to make America even greater and more trad and based
Also, you lost tranny.

OH FUCK A 100 YEAR SURPRISE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!

>>507826713 (OP)
Half-life 3

>>507826713 (OP)
>Mossad

>>507827007
https://x.com/khan_noonian/status/1934869987920888313

THEY TOOK OUT THE NUKE PLANT

>>507834266
This is advanced cope. It might be terminal.

>>507827989
Trump is very Persian coded now that I think of it.

>>507826713 (OP)
>per picrel and lunch with Pakistan's military chief today, perhaps the revelation and transfer of materials related to Butler County (not in fact involving Iranians in any capacity, rather . . .)

We'll have to wait and see.

>>507826713 (OP)
Has anyone even sourced this ‘Iranian TV’ clip yet?
I’ve seen eceleb dramas with more professionalism than this wartime twitter shit.

>>507826713 (OP)
They were talking about Trump's flagpole announcement. He let them know in advance

>>507834340
Probably a larper/parody/troll account. Although it's not impossible that it is operated by Mossad but disguised as a larper to sow confusion and mistrust.

The same thing with those AI megasized f35 wrecks shown a couple of days ago. It could be Israeli fake to make you believe that the f35 shotdown couldn't have been real. Jews apply deception all the time, especially during wartime.

>>507826713 (OP)
The only thing that makes sense is the closure of the strait of Hormuz. Timing must be off as China needs to prepare before oil skyrockets.

>>507834880
Whatever we learned with the Russo Ukrainian war (discard everything both sides post as propaganda or disinformation) should apply even more strongly when it comes to jews and arabs (or persians) who are dishonest and two faced liars even in peace.

>>507826713 (OP)
Blue balls... surprise.

>>507826713 (OP)
its bait you dumb shit nerd virgin

>>507826713 (OP)
Apparently, it was Tel Aviv getting gassed
https://x.com/SprinterObserve/status/1935238126617665740

>>507826789
Goku unironically wins.
Even Gojo solos superjew

>>507833739
Ki isn't supernatural, it's the energy inherent to all living creatures. In DBZ world Superman would have enormous amounts of ki.

>>507826713 (OP)
They hit an Israeli nuclear facility. Apparently a rad spike has been detected.

>>507838948
is this from the same source that says iran definitely downed 4 f-35s

>>507840976
hitler was right about you guys wtf

>>507834692
Then maybe it is about time they RELEASE it for once?

>>507828852
god you people are so dumb it's incredible. S-500 is a strategic defense weapon, it is designed solely for the protection of moscow oblast against ICBM strikes by nuclear powers. S-400's are used in crimea. everything else S-300 of all variants.

>>507840976
i dunno, whats in dimona?

>>507841387
idk never been to the place radmaps aren't reporting anything out of the ordinary though
more importantly if iran did hit it they wouldn't stop bragging about it the fact they aren't tells you they didn't

>>507826713 (OP)
>Russia has nothing.
>Iran has nothing.
>North Korea has nothing.
>China has nothing.
So that's it? They're just all going to get bombed like Gaza?

>>507826713 (OP)
The world will remember how full of shit Iran was, impotently lashing out and having most of their missiles and drones shot down like they were nothing.

The puppet master 4d chess player of the middle east was literally just a big Gaza. Pathetic.

>>507827019
But chuddha, nothing ever happens!