Thread 507828326

Americans eat this for 5-10 meals a week. It weighs 2-4 pounds (1-2 eurokilos)
Would you?

I've literally never seen that before in my life

>>507828376
Let me guess you grew up in Los Angeles and eat only mexican and chinese. Not surprising.
OR, worse
>immigrant

>>507828326 (OP)
Wait, I thought this was Italian food. Is it really just us that eat it?

>>507828326 (OP)
Heart disease in one picture. No.

>>507828425
I've lived in 5 different states and I'm whiter than you. Never seen that before in my life.

>>507828326 (OP)
>strawman masquerading as something to be proud of

>>507828326 (OP)
That's Ohio's finest skyline chili you niggered ape, turn off the VPN kike

>>507828459
Can attest to US cheese being worse than anywhere else in the world

>>507828481
Just order a small then.

>>507828326 (OP)
It weights 4-6 lbs and we eat it twice a day

I’ve never seen it, we have something similar here though it’s called a Muddy Jasper

>>507828599
>That's Ohio's finest skyline chili you niggered ape, turn off the VPN kike
never had the real thing but have made it myself and it's fucking good.

>>507828326 (OP)
Theres nothing wrong with spaghetti cheese for dinner. We call it a Hot Carl in CaliWali.

>>507828641
Dixie Chili in parts of the south too.

>>507828326 (OP)
Its called Cincinnati chili and its surprisingly bland. Locals are nuts for it, but most places in America don't even have this

>>507828425
why would you be proud of that slop you retarded nigger

>>507828617
Smaller heart disease in one picture.

>>507828376
Its called
>Cincinnati spaghetti
Its the official dish of Cincinnati
And a steaming load of shit on a plate just like Cincinnati

>>507828716
it's spaghetti, chili and then cheese. it's the chili that brings it all together.

>>507828785
They have this one with chopped ham and bacon.

>>507828326 (OP)
>>507828617
>>507828729
>>507828817
Ahh - I get it now.

>>507828779
>>507828905
You would, don't lie.

>>507828810
echoing laughter

>>507828459
said italian version for reference

>>507828326 (OP)
That looks fucking delicious, give me 14 of them right now

Americans deserve to get punched in the balls

>>507829024
Deal, if I get 14 empandas.

>>507828617
It's just spag bol with a retarded amount of cheese. Probably some shitty restaurants gimmick dish

sloppy job as usual.
USA chads hunt and fish

>>507828326 (OP)
>>507828617
>>507828817
>>507828925
It's an Ohio thing albeit (Skyline Chili).

>>507828626
yep. i like mine with a little mayonnaise drizzled on top

>>507828326 (OP)
For anyone curious about Cincinnati chili, make it yourself at home. It's an easy recipe, it's delicious, and it makes your house smell good.

>>507828785
>>507829058
>>507829179
This is a large. (6.5kg)

>>507828905
On par with Africa. Go figure

>>507829183
thats a big fish. why didnt he punch the fish in the face though to make it stop flopping?

>>507829024
>heres you 5 way spagetti, would you like soup crackers with that?
>........ uhhhhhhhhhh
>ill bring out some hot Sause and Worchester Sause in a minute
after taking a few bites of cold beans and spaghetti i was mentally transported to prison where i was relived i would not get raped due to days of absolute disgusting loose shits reminding me of cold beans and spagetti

>>507829058
they label this shit "old cheddar" in the stores. advertisements have turned the US into a world where nothing is what it's called.

>>507828326 (OP)
Amerimutts deserve the worst

>>507829324
well, i should have. in retrospect.
it made a fine meal for my family and our ohana.

>>507828326 (OP)
madonna...

>>507828326 (OP)
looks good op

>>507829324
cuz he's on a stupid jet ski and barely holding on

>>507828376
FPBP

>>507829383
You haven't even seen the Large (6kg+) size yet.

american food is delicious, that's why so many are fat

>>507829183
What the fuck that thing has a tongue and realistic eyes, almost human like.!!

>>507828810
You, I like you.

ohio is pretty fucking grimm

>>507828425
I grew up in Los Angeles AND grew up eating chili on spaghetti because most older white people in LA are from the Midwest and my dad is specifically from Ohio.

>>507828817
With extra heart disease.
>>507828925
You could make this healthy but you'd have to change a ton.
>triple/quadruple the salad size
>reduce cheese/ham/eggs on said salads to 10%
>air fry those potatos (assuming they're deep fried)
>get rid of those packaged industrial waste "food" altogether
>replace wonder bread buns with whole grain bread
>reduce cheese to like 5-10% of what's in the picture
>reduce the amount of sauces/condiments in everything considerably
>reduce the ham/bacon in the sandwich to 10%

>>507829454
What's with the dog food on the top ?

>>507828326 (OP)
no they dont you dumb lying fag

that place is almost never busy and theres a local substitute with more flavor and more food ingredients

no one is eating this everyday, especially not most people in America, its more of a once in a great while treat for some random people. probably closer to once a month or every other month

>>507829496
its a kagami and i stabbed it in the head with a knife to make it fall asleep

>>507828599
Goldstar mogs.

why isn't RFK doing anything?

>>507829539
>>507829548
It's a mix of fried pickles, chicken nuggets, and potatoes.

>>507829409
ma che cazzo vuoi. dio can.... che stupidi son gli italiani. non siamo ancora guidos. adesso, siamo americani. va a cagare con il tuo vecchio sistema. Questo e' il futuro. La pastasciutta con cheddar. imparalo o rimarrai indietro

>>507828326 (OP)
Skyline is great.

>>507828766
I have had this and its a joke how generic it tastes

the idea is sorta good, but the ingredients really are not, I ate there twice and never again (the only reason I tried it a 2nd time was to make sure it was as bad as the first, because I didnt believe it could be, it really isnt that good)

>>507828326 (OP)
I've never even heard of this dish. It looks like the bastard son of spaghetti and chili with way too much shredded cheese on it.

>>507829636
Grim. Why do you eat this?

>spaghetti instead of fettuccine or pappardelle
>cheddar instead of parmesan
Probably not even done with a soffrito of onion, carrots and celery.

>>507829408
oh, you caught that? well done.

>>507829636
Sounds fucking amazing.

>>507829548
have you never heard of ohio dog water?
what do you think they cook ohio spagetti in?

>>507829695
It's called a three way. Ask your mom about it.

>>507828326 (OP)
The mid west has the worst comfort foods in the country. All of their dishes remind me of public school cafeteria food.

>>507828376
its one of those regional things like a loose meat sandwich

>>507828617
that would be sold as the 'uneatable' portion in 'xxl-restaurants' in goymany

>>507829722
I gotta have a good meal.

>>507828326 (OP)
No ranch sauce?

>>507829476
Indian food tastes better. And you guys were smart enough to ensure that it always gives the eater diarrhoea so you can consume as much as you want without fear of getting fat.

>>507829775
where i grew up in indiana it was kind of a tradition in my town to store hot dog water in mason jars and then pour them into your spaghetti to make the pasta more slippery

>>507828766
salt
vegetable oil
onion
garlic
chili powder
dried oregano
cocoa
ground cinnamon
cayenne pepper
ground allspice
ground black pepper
low sodium chicken broth
water
cider vinegar
dark brown sugar
tomato sauce
There is zero chance this is bland, your tastebuds are just dead or you're black and this doesn't taste like lawry's pick 1.

>>507828459
yes

>>507828376
Because you're eating it way too fast.

>>507829724
why do you fucking post this at 8 am my man 0wvjr

>>507829910
holy shit are you from gary indiana? everyone in gary knows "dogwater" or hotdog water
its basically the capital on indiana

>>507828326 (OP)
Shut up chink
WTF is that nigger trash , cause it sure ain’t spaghetti

>>507830022
They do "nutwater noodles" down in the south with the boiled peanuts.

>>507829861
>>507829775
Are the crackers really necessary?
Americans love those carbs huh

>>507828459
It's a more traditional Italian food. The modern italians are all gay faggots and lost these traditions

>>507828376
I grew up in the South and have never seen this shit before in my life. It must be what Ohio niggers eat.

>>507830008
Come home white man

>>507830008
nigga it's 3am. get a clock nigger

>>507830198
>crackers necessary
Lets just say
If you brought cans of corn and green beans to a skyline chili restaurant they would probably throw it on your spaghetti and get a kick out of it

>>507828326 (OP)
I've never had it once in my fucking life

>>507830022
yeah i grew up between hammond and gary

>>507828326 (OP)
American braphogs really consume such meals as a small snack for that extra kick when they brap all over the place

Why are Americans like this?

>>507829304
food for 6-10 people
lard asses that ear this don't need more than 2-3k of callories per day and they devour 20k callories and then say obesity is caused by
>muh genetics

>>507828459
that? no that is very american

>>507830567
uh oh. poop the scoop. scoopity doopity. what the sigma

>>507828326 (OP)
I'm not a big fan of it, but the favorite dish here in rural Pennsylvania seems to be scrapple.

>>507830286
hhhhot...

>>507830668
wrong picture fuck

>>507830681
not altoona pizza?

>>507828326 (OP)
lol i've never seen this in my life

>>507828326 (OP)
Look at that delicious appetizer

>>507830579
>6-10 person meal
I know your joking but i could eat that in one sitting and i weight less than 100 kilo

Most Americans i know eat one massive meal a day
I actually have not eaten three meals in maybe 5 years

>>507829183
>packs him in the side panel like a piece of luggage
The disrespect to fishy is what got me.

>>507830534
Im sorry to hear that
My friends always said
>hold your nose in gary indiana

>>507828326 (OP)
>5-10 per week
C’mon maybe 5 MAX

>>507828810
We always called it cleavland steamer.

Another shitshow from Ohio. Truly, the worst of us as a nation. Pro-tip retards: Chile does not have noodles in it. Also, chili is never sweetened. Fucking disgusting people. I don't know which I hate them more for: this atrocity, or wearing sandals with socks.

>>507828326 (OP)
looks delicious

I figured how meaningless food is if there are no nutrients. What's even the point? Taste? Ok, but you still need to eat something for the minerals, fibres and all that crap.

>>507829910
gross.
grew up in ft wayne myself.

>>507829903
>memeflag = jeet
indian food tastes GREAT when its not made by INDIANS

>>507828326 (OP)
>would you?
would, but not very often though

>>507828729
We don't have that in the south. First clue was oyster crackers. We don't eat chili with those. We use saltines (Premium gang rise up!) if any. That's an Ohio thing. Nasty, sweet chili.

>>507830112
No the fuck we don't.

>>507831197
Taste shouldn't be the determining factor if you eat something over something else. The problem is that modern food scientists know exactly how to make processed foods taste irresistible, so if you go by taste alone you'd end up eating all kinds of garbage that is really unhealthy in the long run.
I've found that once you start eating whole foods and eliminate all processed junk, your taste buds will adapt to them and you'll begin to appreciate the more delicate flavors more. You will also learn to enjoy fruit again.

A nice salad with leafy greens, tomatoes, peppers some beans and balsamic vinegar may seem bland to someone who eats processed crap all day, but to me it tastes really good.

>>507830286
mid 6s do be acting out of pocket

>>507828925
>the average American lunch

>>507831942
>the problem is that modern food scientists know exactly how to make processed foods taste irresistible
salt and msg?
actually i have the secret to great tasting food
its called not eating untill your REALLY hungry

>>507830567
youre confusing them for mexicans thats why

>>507828376
We know a lot more about the cheese eating habits of Americans than Americans themselves do.

>>507828326 (OP)
that plastic cheese is not melting when steamed from the hot noodles and you eat this shit like a good golem.
>Uhh i dont know how real food works, i just eat plastic
this is crazy

>>507830260
theyre not fags youre just a chuckleheaded inbred that cant read grown up books so you think everyone is a fag for being more intelligent than you are

you gay hillbilly inbred moron

>>507830198
you have to understand the country is mostly filled with rednecks, blacks and mexicans, that get platformed over smart people because they spend money faster than anyone else

that is also why these trash hick ghetto recipes get pushed to the forefront quicker than real food. stupidity sells faster in America a lot of times

>>507832278
Nah, you are all braphogs. Bet you brap alot after consuming a mcdonalds family sized meal as a small snack

>>507832440
now youre lying again muttflag, the only smart people in your shithole are jews. stop the bullshit, retard.

Only if it's made of A2A2 cheese

>>507832440
>stupidity sells faster in America a lot of times

This is the unfortunate truth. America is a nation of plebs run amok with no real cultured class to reign them in.

>>507828326 (OP)
Looks alright, honestly. Just a real amount of cheese for flavor, not the amount in this pic.

>>507832540
There are plenty of smart white people in America, we're just completely and utterly atomized and disorganized.

>>507833081
these are all jewish people, the average white american is a complete retard that eats plastic all day and fucks niggers.

>>507833081
oh they also like to smoke meth and crack, i totally forgot about that! my bad!

>>507828326 (OP)
lol it's that lactose intolerant kike that lacks the cognitive ability to understand why humans enjoy cheese

LOL

what a fag

>>507832208
>salt and msg?
Yes, and sugar, but not limited to those. The ratio of fats to carbs also makes a huge difference.
>its called not eating untill your REALLY hungry
If you get really hungry you'll start becoming irrational and just eat the easiest/fastest meal there is, which will be some processed crap (if you have those at home). So best to eliminate all sorts of processed crap from your home before you attempt this.

>>507828326 (OP)
Never seen it in my life. But based

>>507828481
Heart disease is mostly caused by air pollution from cars not Spaghetti.

>>507833221
I can't consume milk products(not lactose intolerant/allergic) and without question, milk and cheese are the hardest things to have to give up.

>>507833238
mutts are always hungy because their gmo shit food contains no nutrients and the brain constantly wants more. it doesnt understand why they would eat so much with so little nutrional value and is under constant stress to scavenge the little nutrients they get to build more cells.

should just eat a mettbrötchen, stupid retards.

redd*t cancer thread. kys bask*ntrany

>>507833453
>>507833238
Germans say all of this and then
>see this
and say "OMG SCHON"

Cincy chili is fine. Though I haven't tried it with diced onions yet. May give that a shot.

In Detroit, they take that same style of chili and use it to make coneys.

Also Flint coneys suck.

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NUTRIENTS, I NEED MORE FOOD YOU STUPID FUCKING GOLEM!
>obese as fuck
just stuff in more corn syrup, sugar, seedoils and plastic.
look like a walking tumor.

>>507828326 (OP)
They only do this in the Midwest. We'd beat you with a pipe if you served that shit here.

>>507828459
It's Greek style chili topped on spaghetti with shredded cheese.

>>507833641
>delicious, healthy American food
NEIN!
>Fischbrötchen
"JA, BITTE!"

WW2 really fucked you guys up.

>>507833453
Typical dumb European's you need to view the US as 50 different countries but you're to busy dogging Mohamed trying too run you over and stab you.

>>507828326 (OP)
Only gunlet shartwesterns eat this crap
All there is to do us eat and gossip
Stasi fucking cunts
Glad I fucking finally finished up that rentoid house and left
No one wants to fucking live there.

>>507828326 (OP)
I have never seen this before in my life

>>507833381
Yes, smoking and pollution also add to it but it's far less significant. The largest contributor to heart disease is diet, but I'm not going to get into this debate today so I'll just refer you to the American heart association regarding saturated fats:
https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/full/10.1161/CIR.0000000000000510

>>507833683
Based
Fuck the pigwest
It doesn't get nearly enough hate for what it is
Fucking German diaspora
Authoritarian cunts are the reason why we're such a police state now

>>507833453
>not enough nutrients
how about you take a multivitamin retard
no wait, you take two retard
i have never been constipated in my life because i only ever eat meat and chili peppers

I dont care what pretentious faggots say, shit looks tasty

>>507833964
It's like Swedish Pizza, it's made to be eaten, not to be photographed.

>>507833902
Eh, the Midwest isn't that bad. A lot of it is farm country. The cities still suck, and jeets and beaners are trying to move in. That shit needs to stop.

>>507828326 (OP)
You are full of shit. I have never even heard of such a thing.

>>507834002
Luv cheese
Luv spaghetti
Luv chili

Simple az

>>507834187
But do beans belong in chili?

>>507833453
Lack of nutrients in processed foods is a good point. I'm sure it adds to the problem.
>should just eat a mettbrötchen
While I did eat it relatively frequently in the past I don't eat much of it any longer. Raw meat comes with risks and I just don't have a good enough reason to justify the risks.
>>507833589
That's processed meat and also not good for you.
>>507833734
That's pretty healthy if you replace the white bread with whole wheat bread.

>>507833792
Would the US be able to resist if it lost all of its blacks?

>>507834187
Try making it at home, it's
1. simple
2. economical
3. delicious
4. you are swedish and can do weird stuff to it.
I expect it's good with meatballs in the chili, or some weird toppings.

>>507834187
Shit's good man.

Yeah, the meal can be fucked up. Homemade's the way to go. Lots of Skyline Chilis out there kinda make it bland. But there are a few good ones out there that do it well.

>>507833962
Health outcomes from taking vitamins through food and through industrial preparations are completely different. Also, having runny shits is not healthy.

>>507834274
Let me guess, you think people should eat like THIS?

For me it's the Italian sub. I'd eat it every day if it wasn't so expensive

>>507833589
That actually good

Anyway, best pasta is pic related: sausig and truffle

Ohio Chad here. That shit is amazing and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

>>507834536
Looks like food you would eat preparing for a night of anal with the boys.

>>507834597
damn straight

>>507828326 (OP)
>extremely overcooked spaghetti with beans and plastic cheese
uhmmmmmmmmmmmm noooooooooooooooo

>>507834557
What sucks is they used to be cheap. Was my favorite sub hands down.

>>507828326 (OP)
Maybe I’d try it once, but it couldn’t enter my normal diet, which is Bread and potato centered.

>>507828521
>whiter than you
oh unfortunately i am so sorry saar but you just proved yourself less american than you wish to appear.
everybody knows they eat that shit in ohio

no white people are derived from the south asian subcontinent. white people are of the western world, of european tradition and ancestry (aka christendom). white people explored, colonized and uplifted the world's straggling diversity into a modern age. meanwhile pajeets waited centuries for the next superior outsiders to give them purpose and identity.

"aryans" were an ancient example of white people, and they no longer exist in that form. there is no "indo-european" anything worth mentioning. the modern pajeet is a degraded copy of a copy of an ancient aryan's slave, long abandoned to his own primitive devices. a more recent example of abandoned pajeet slaves, this time far from home, are the gypsies in europe.

it would seem that the distasteful business of slavery may have evolved to meet the needs of the slaves themselves. what if specific cultures of humanity are natural and organic slaves, and to deprive them of their god-given role in life can only result in corruptions? what if freedom is only a mind-bending poison to these poor souls, and separates them from instinctive happiness? then what has been done to so many? what cruelty has this been, raising them up to stand as peers and rivals to anyone?

>>507834536
Proportions are off, needs more vegetables and leafy greens. Not sure what that puree at the top is or what that cream is. But yeah, it's more healthy than the majority of what people eat these days.
>>507834624
>looks at somewhat healthy food
>can't stop thinking of gay sex
Why are Americans like this? Did you really have to bring up your gay pride in every context? I knew the USA was a land of the gay but not like this..

FORCED MEME CANCER
fucking newfag summer aids

>>507828905
Is that map accurate? Pretty sure France is more obese than we are.

>>507828925
Is this from a diner owned by greek americans or something?

>>507835146
Yes :^)

>>507828925
hell yeah

>>507828425
fuck you nigger kike

>>507828817
is that raw onion?

>>507835817
Yes, as is tradition.

>>507828606
>Casu martzu
okay, Chang

>>507830260
Holy niggercattle cope

>>507828326 (OP)
Americans are truly vile. And these creatures believe themselves white?

>>507828925
I vomited in my mouth. How niggerbrained do you have to be to think THAT is appetizing?

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