Thread 507850602

8 hours left. Are you ready?

TKD

>>507850602 (OP)
Surprise surrender?

Iran is embarrassingly bad at war

I was ready three days ago. Hurry up.

>>507850871
Its over kike.

>>507850602 (OP)
Promise?

>>507850602 (OP)
They're going to release the epstein files?

>>507851147
Pinky

>>507850602 (OP)
will they raise the green flag of big surprise?

Nothing

Ever

Happens

>>507850602 (OP)
They will show the Trump x Bibi gay sex photos.

>>507850602 (OP)
They are going to grant citizenship and free gender reassignment surgery to trannies worldwide who join them in their war against Israel. This will throw the USA into absolute chaos.

>>507851149
That would be too based. It's gonna be another ring or flag

Shah going to be reinstated.

>>507850602 (OP)
I think it's a semi-dud.
They threatened the strait of hormuz and now demands transit restrictions.
It's not History changing but it is a big deal when it comes to energy prices, and the potential to disrupt the Global economy.
So I'd give it a 7.5/10
If shit hits the fan we're looking at some high levels of civil unrest and gas price increases.

>>507850602 (OP)
SURPRISE REVEALED: An angrily written tweet! Israelsisters, what the fuck is our response?

So uh when is this nothingburger happening?

>>507850602 (OP)
Please let Iran do the Belka Solution to prevent invasion. Would be pure kino

>>507851430
Iran is too poor for that

>>507850602 (OP)
But that was supposed to happen yesterday, and the day before, and every night for past week

>>507850602 (OP)
Iran never said this.
Stop falling for Jewish bait.

It's not a surprise if you tell me it's happening.

>>507850602 (OP)
Ali Khamenei, turns out, little monkey fella.

>>507851867
It could be this, this is a pretty big deal. I know most people here want juicy gossipy stuff but this is the type of stuff that will destabilize an already shaky global financial system if it escalates to the Strait being completely shut off.

>>507850602 (OP)
Second black flag will be raised, ass knows ass, cocks lay eggs, and everything will be known.

Are they gonna fly the red flag of "do absolutely nothing" again?

>>507850602 (OP)
this report came from mossad btw and now kikes are spamming it 24/7 from their bunkers

>>507850602 (OP)
nothing ever happens

>>507850602 (OP)
He meant 2 weeks

>>507851712
Kek. They know they're completely fucked.

>>507851712
It's the mother of all tweets. The flag of angry tweets will soon be raised!

>>507850969
All this twitter bullshit and the fact that Tel Aviv still doesn't look like Gaza just makes me think this is another fake and gay Jewish war.

>>507850602 (OP)
It's probably just going to be some salvo of missiles where something like 20-30 connect realistically

>>507850602 (OP)
#PromisesMadePromisesKept #TrustThePlan #PatriotsInControl

>>507850602 (OP)
didn't they say exactly the same yesterday?

>>507852623
Find a new meme, you dumb kikes. It's getting boring.

>>507850602 (OP)
Let's fucking go already!

>>507850602 (OP)
this was supposed to be yesterday you fucking retard

>>507852713

Yep.

>>507852789
me on the left

>>507850602 (OP)
I can’t believe Iran remembered by birthday

>>507852831
Fatass

weeks = 2

>>507850602 (OP)
HL3 confirmed.

dub.s and iran doesn't do shit
trip.s and they nuke israel

>>507851712
To be fair that could be a Trump tweet. Trump is actually very Persian coded, talks and acts in a boisterous way like a Persian.

>>507850602 (OP)
> 18 June 02:00
> Surprise tonight
> 18 June 16:00
> OP still expecting the surprise
Anon, you're a retarded. We can tell by the flag.

>>507851353
You didn't hear? Those were released.

>>507852747
shut the fuck up pajeet

>>507853013
Moorfag doesn't know how timezones work

>>507852627
Why should a state like 1000 km from another peer opponent be able to inflict the amount of damage a state vs an occupied neighbor territory filled with flip flop soldiers, in like 1/100th of the timespan?

>>507850602 (OP)
Didn't they say the same last night?

>>507853379
You don't know how timezones work you stupid burger. It was already night when they sent that. That's their time. I saw that stupid message yesterday.

>>507853462
It's the same message. They said yesterday.

>>507853971
ok so nothing happened or will happen

>>507851712
My world is irreparably changed.

>>507854046
They fired 30 missiles in two rounds. Some did hit Israel but I wasn't impressed. What could happen is USA is a new challenger. I don't know what Iran is thinking but they don't have any game. It's already over.

>>507854262
Why would the USA defend the most evil nation on Earth? What have Jews ever done to improve the US?

>>507852022
And how, praytell, do they plan on enforcing that? Like half of British imperial conquests was because they got tired of people trying to pull that sorta shit.

>>507854402
That's just your opinion, not the opinion of USA. But the reason they should is because Iran has consistently threatened USA will all sorts of attacks, Israel is an ally of USA, this makes Russia war harder, potentially stabilizes the middle east, and could be a source of money in case the prince ends up taking control of Iran. There are several reasons. Me personally think they should destroy each other but that's because I don't give as much of a fuck as USA, Israel, or Iran.

>>507854402
>the jews entirely own and control the US and all of Europe going back the entire history of their global dominance and technological development
>but they did nothing for nobody and are a net negative
There's no jews and never have been in sub-saharan africa. A little bit of coherence would be good with you people.

>>507850602 (OP)
i like to sit up late sometimes, i guess.

>>507854900
>that is just your opinion
The jewish entity is not an ally of America, they are a genocidal antiwhite nation of subhuman kikes.

>>507854900
So you don't have an answer.

>>507855028
technology? like the LGBT technology to make a white child into a sterile husk, right?

>>507855028
And the reason Jews can't get a foothold in Africa is because Africans chimp out when you try to charge them interest. They don't spend money so casually like the sheeple of America.

>>507850602 (OP)
Rolling for TKD

>>507855204
The entire industrial revolution? You stupid cunt. You can't all say the Rothschild and bankers been controlling Europe for 300 years, or 2000 if you buy into the christcuck golem memes, and then refuse to credit them with everything that happened in eruope during that time. Either they controlled it or they didn't. And in that case they are either responsible for European dominance and development or they aren't. You can't have it both ways you double thinking retard.

Let's say that Israel got wiped. What's the worlds next step in clearing them?

>>507855768
>worlds only ethnostate and their worst crimes is trying to get some lebensraum
>natsocs endlessly seething about it
go figure

Of all the nothings that will happen, this will be the most nothing

>>507850602 (OP)
he will shart in the diaper of revenge?

>>507855444
violence is wrong broccoli head

I denounce the Talmud

>>507853344
Whiter than you, mutt.

>>507850969
They spent almost 10 years getting buttfucked by Saddam whereas it took us less than three and a couple dozen cases of PBR to topple the regime

>>507850602 (OP)
They said that about last night and the night before that too.
It's gay that we're getting involved but it's funny that the big surprise will be trump using B2s to drop MOPs on their enrichment facilities

Iran to announce that they will raise the pink cuckcage of crimson anger in two weeks from now.

>>507850602 (OP)
In a few hours, the burgundy flag of final warning will be raised inshallah

>>507853064
What a bitch

>>507850602 (OP)
They shut down the Straight of Hormuz for traffic not going to their allies.
It truly is the "nothing ever happens" of world-changing events.

>>507856784
You're lying if you say you wouldn't drag your balls through 50 miles of razor-lined sandpaper just for a whiff of her white woman farts

>>507855536
The thing people can't seem to wrap their head around is the idea that the catholic church and aristocracy of Europe had a much bigger hold on Europe before the French revolution. Even after the revolution and turmoil the aristocracy of Europe was still the predominant player in politics.

>>507851712
This tweet will be remembered for CENTURIES.....

>>507850602 (OP)
Nothingburger in 8 hours, noted

I had to double check to see whether this was the same tweet from yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that too.

>>507857252
Well...
Was it?
The same tweet?

>>507857043
That's disgusting. She isnt a virgin

>>507857252
Just bomb their 5g towers already

>>507850602 (OP)
NEW AI VID!!!!

>>507851688
Do you hear yourself? I just want something to actually happen it's so tiresome. And then you people say this sort of shit.

>>507850602 (OP)
Iran have reptilians UFO tech, everybody knows that.

>>507857348
No, but they keep saying this every single night and end up sending a maximum of 30 missiles. Very lame compared to the 200 they sent the first two days.

>>507857475
I would if I could

>>507853000
How do you even know what a Persian acts like? they got conquered and mutted by arabs long ago for like three full centuries and are by now almost indistinguishable from arabs in both appearance and custom.

Israel has nukes. Iran claims to have made a huge breach in Israel’s intelligence. I wonder if Iran is somehow able to cause an israeli nuke to detonate. They’ve already got their missile defense system malfunctioning.

>>507857694
Make Iran Persian Again

>>507850602 (OP)
>An announcement of an attack
Nothing happening

>>507850602 (OP)
Ready for nothing to happen.

>>507857836
I mean yeah idk if its really possible at this point... it would definitely be a more interesting place if it were still persia vs being just another flavor of arab in the middle east.

>>507858054
It's so sad that mullas got to enjoy hot Persian young girls.

>>507858055
Summer starts on Saturday

>>507856470
i respect your right to denounce it but can you do me a favor first and give me 1 quote from the talmud no googling? i know damn well 90 percent of people talking shit about religion have not even read the material in question. Me personally? religion is not for me

The only “surprise” that cause any impact would be that somehow they have nukes ready and launch them on Israel. Then they would be correct, the world would remember it for a long time. If it’s anything else, no one will give a fuck

>>507850602 (OP)
Are they going to wish me a happy birthday??? The world would be shocked and everyone would forever remember this surprise for sure.

>>507854621
its enough for them to start sinking a few ships to disrupt travel, with all the tankers going through there it's not impossible for them to get a lucky shot or two.
look at what happened with the houthis, they only had minimal resources but after a few days of attacks on civilian ships companies decided to change routes.

>>507858367
I denounce you because you bombed Orthodox churches in Gaza

>>507858487
Happy birthday, anon

>>507850602 (OP)
are they pulling out the rainbow flag of gayness?

>>507851712
Truly historic tweet

>>507850602 (OP)
I don't think so.

>>507850602 (OP)
It's from yesterday... (if it's even real)

>>507858649
Attacking civilian shipping and trade routes has started quite a number of very hot wars, even between nations that don't otherwise hate each other.

>>507850602 (OP)
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