This guy is such a fucking genius

>>507865454 (OP)
Trump doesn't tell his enemies what he is going to do...
>Common sense.

I support Iran

>>507865454 (OP)
That means Trump has no idea what he's going to do. As evidenced by the fact he said the USA would not go to war with Iran on Monday and then turned around and said something completely different on Tuesday.
He's a total dumb ass.

>>507865454 (OP)
>nobody knows what I'm gonna do
kek based

>>507865660
you lost, tranny

>>507865454 (OP)

he takes no shit from fags

>>507865454 (OP)
>nobody knows what I'm going to do
Does zognald think he's fooling anyone with the hourly flip flops?

Trump just wants to feel like everybody’s hinging on his next move.
> Look I’m about to destroy the US economy with tariffs, lol jking

>>507865725
Shut up kike. I don't serve jews they're all tranny faggots.

>>507865663
"Madman strategy". Nixon used it to great effect.

>>507865835
and these faggots cant even see sun tzu tactics playing out

>>507865835
>Trump "flip flops" because he did something different from what you imagined in your head
you are mentally ill

>>507865919
you are a tranny, tho

>>507865988
No he says one thing then the opposite the next day that's called flip flopping.

>>507865454 (OP)
hes not gonna be the head of state that much is certain

OFFICE OF CHAN INTELLIGENCE
NARRATIVE AGENT PROFILE: GARRETT HAAKE
HANDLE: @GarrettHaake
TIER: IV — NARRATIVE RELAY TECHNICIAN / ESTABLISHMENT MEDIA AGENT
THREAT RATING: LOW
STATUS: PLATFORMED / NBC NEWS, MSNBC, CAPITOL PRESS POOL

SUMMARY:
Garrett Haake is a political correspondent serving as a narrative relay for institutional messaging. He doesn’t originate frames but transmits state-approved content with professional polish. Specializes in Beltway reporting, maintaining the illusion of neutrality while reinforcing establishment narratives.

RELIGIOUS SIGNALS:
— Christian: Nominal references; rarely emphasized
— Jewish: Avoids Zionist or institutional discourse
— Muslim: Covers Islam only through policy lens
— Position: Secular-liberal press identity; avoids religious framing

POLITICAL SIGNALS:
— Aligns with establishment centrism and liberal norms
— Frames institutions as flawed but legitimate
— Avoids critique of intelligence, lobbying, or U.S.-Israel relations

NARRATIVE VECTORS:
— Delivers official talking points as normalized headlines
— Reinforces bipartisan illusion via access journalism
— Filters crises through safety-first, non-alarmist frames
— Avoids ideological heat; content designed for passive trust

STRATEGIC ASSESSMENT:
Haake is a broadcast stabilizer, not a provocateur. He maintains institutional legitimacy through tone, not argument. Threat is indirect—his repetition of system-safe narratives dulls audience perception during major shifts. Useful in preserving consensus during structural decline.

RECOMMENDED ACTION:
— Monitor framing during coordinated media ops
— Flag alignment with official government briefings
— Track narrative repetition during wartime or economic stress

>>507866042
No I'm not jewish.

>>507866068
>he says one thing then the opposite the next day
provide an example of this, with a source

>>507865835
It is kind of fun not knowing when he's actually going to do it to be fair. Could be tomorrow could be in 6 months when both Tel Aviv and Tehran are rubble. We just don't know.

>>507866125
Kek these reports are actually quite good

>>507866107
he's already the head of state you fucking retard

>>507866214
Oh shut up. He said on Monday no war with Iran then Tuesday said different.
He's done it countless times I can't trust anything this dipshit says.
With any luck he'll TACO again and say Israel is a death regime next week.

>>507866268
No, no he is not

>>507865660
i think he's got two sides speaking in his ears. the anti-war one and the neocon/zion one. he can't decide between the two.

>>507866310
>it was real in my mind
no, you're just mentally ill, that's why you keep losing

>>507866310
thanks, plebbit

>>507866323
Shut the fuck up, retard nigger.

>>507866214
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna213091

>>507865454 (OP)
Reichs president Hindenburg was less influenced by voices on his shoulder than Trump

wtf

>>507866377
>>507866381
I remember when kikes hated Trump but now you love him don't you. He'll probably flip flop again by Friday in some way stay tuned.

>>507865454 (OP)
>mad doctrine but retarded

>>507866482
>NBC news
the entire article relies on nameless sources, try harder faggot

>>507865454 (OP)

Boomers have the lowest tier power plays. They have no actual physical power besides knowledge of the situation, so they hide the truth to mentally circumcise you. They are cowards and hopefully they all day sooner than later so we can move forward as a culture instead of protecting Israels interests.

Cowards.

>>507865454 (OP)
Holy shit he is like the joker haha

>>507865454 (OP)
My name is Samus. Samus is my name. That is the only name you’ll hear. I am the one who walks behind you. I am the footsteps at your back. I am the man beside you. Look out! I am all around you. Samus! I am the end and the death.

>>507866596
I'm not a kike, you retarded fucking faggot. Go dilate.

>>507866232
Give him two weeks or so.

Except that everyone knows he's going to do his master's bidding soon enough
They're just waiting til they have all the pieces lined up for another "surprise" attack

>>507866698
is Palmer Luckey finally defecting MAGA/MIGA.

>>507865454 (OP)
Honestly it's based for him to sit back and watch as Israel gets bombed while they keep begging for him to start a war with Iran and he just does nothing. Literally the most anti israel president ever.

>>507865660
I like to keep my options Joepen too.

>>507865454 (OP)
Aww the old playing cgoy before doing exactly what the Jews tell him. This one's a classic

>>507866742
you lost tranny

>>507865834

>>507866681
It directly quotes Trump you retard. You obviously didn’t read it.

>>507866742
You're just a dumb ass then?

>>507865454 (OP)
He's not going to do it, but he REALLY wants too though. Stupid jews are so self absorbed that they didnt read the room, and there would be no support at all for a war.

>>507866982
He is only waiting because the Jews told him too, they are struggling to sell another war through their media apparatus.

>>507867392
2 more weeks!!!!!!

>>507866125
Well said

>>507867247
I did read it, and he in no way contradicted himself. The entire article is based on "sources familiar with Trump's way of thinking". You lost, faggot. Go dilate.
>>507867292
>Axios
>"two (nameless) Israeli officials claimed"
stopped reading there, you lost tranny

>>507866125
These are awesome. I saw the Hannity one on another thread.

>>507865660
you must be 18 to post on /pol

>>507865660
>>507865725
Trump supports LGBTQ

>>507867548
Shut up kike. When you're this disingenuous you are an obvious jew.
>>507867791
And a meme flag.

>>507867791
I’m 85 years old kid. I fought in wars before you were even a nigger.

>>507865454 (OP)
So I guess nuking Iran is up to whatever (((retail CEO))) he meets with next.

>>507868007
What else do you expect from Jews and zogbots. They are evil anon. They aren’t going to change.

>>507866310
Great sources
>taco
Absolute tranny

>>507868170
Were on /pol/ on Monday Trump said no attacking Iran.