Thread 507868573

I cant believe the red flag of nothingburger was raised for this shit...

>>507868573 (OP)
Iran lost

>>507868573 (OP)
Wait until he puts on his Ring of the Lich King and gains +9 Charisma and Wisdom. You won't be laughing then.

>>507868746
Makes sense: just wait for your countrymen to be corpses and raise them from the dead!

Isn't he descended from Muhammad? Shouldn't god smite his foes?

I just realized the biggest flex for Israel would be if Mossad got Khamenei and brought back his war ring, and Bibi started wearing it.

Oh yeah jerkoff, is it happening tomorrow night? Like how they overthrew the United States with protests last weekend? You fucking dipshit fuck you

>>507869654
that would be kino
but if he gets got, it will probably be in a fiery bombing and I doubt anything would be left of the ring

>>507868573 (OP)
He will invoke Captain Planet so he can stop Israel/USA from radiation poisoning the world

The magic ring will only blindly glow when the US officially enters the war.

>>507868573 (OP)
That's not a war ring, its a ring commemorating the battle of karbala

>You guys, stop taunting me
>I'm getting really angry now
>That's it, you asked for it
>Now i'm going to display the Crimson Flag of Vengeful Anger
>I might even wear the Chartreuse Ring of Pernicious Rancor

The beta energy that is exuded by arab leaders is truly comical.

>>507868573 (OP)
This nigga is using Israel to just show off his rings collection, isn't he?

>>507871028
zesty nigga

Feels like someone's entire mission in life is to keep me destabilized. I don't even care if I'm wrong or right at this point.

>>507868573 (OP)
Nigga. Persia has been on earth for way too long to be that stupid like rf.
He knows that fighting Israel is fighting USA and their empire.
And Iran can not defeat alone gae.
So when you can not do shit, you suck it up and try to survive.

Yeah piss jet fuel on it instead fuck this faggot ass country it deserves to perpetually be at war.

>>507868573 (OP)
Does he have enough rings to fill the infinity gauntlet??? If so a single snap of his fingers and Israel ceases to exist, Allah assemble

>>507868573 (OP)
That is the Reality Infinity stone, which the Jews can easily overcome. He needs additional stones to win.

>>507872990
>The REALITY stone has the power of alter reality itself
>is actually one of the weakest infinity stones
Marvelslop is retarded

Wow the guys who mow your lawn are getting deported America is saved

>>507873521
power of altering*

>>507868573 (OP)
> I'm super-duper cereal this time

Say more stupid shit get as much of it out of the way as you can retard you only have me for a few more days

>>507868573 (OP)
Don't worry the mud will hoist a never before seen flag and the filthy jew will kvetch and run around in panic. Everyone will die and tomorrow nothing has happened and nothing ever will.
This is shitskin vs shitskin, it's all impotent retardation.

>>507868573 (OP)
>What is he waiting for?
for the last dragonball to be found

>>507868573 (OP)
i'm all team flag & ring now. Iran vindicated themselves in the last week. delivery of epic proportions

JUST LIKE MY HECKIN CAPESHIT VILLAIN!! SO AMERICAN!!

>>507873920
they lost their anti-air cover and are wide open for land invasion, anyone could wander in and claim the place for their own right now

>>507870041
never underestimate a jews ability to find gold in a warzone

>>507868573 (OP)
Is this real? Why won't Iran just fucking do something?

>>507874400
Iran has been doing a lot but the kikes have a news/filming blackout.

>>507868573 (OP)
He probably has only one or two nukes and needs to make'em count!

>>507874107
Its mountains airpower only goes so far outside the cities. Its why they're hoping civil war kicks off and they all turn monarchist again

If we're not in the verge of something it's not going to be pretty

>>507868704
Their patience for pedokikes
That's what Iran lost and soon you will be yid

>>507875196
lolol

>>507868573 (OP)
red ring of deaf is next

>>507871028
>the gloves of ambidextrous rubbing coming next bro

>>507868573 (OP)
Careful or they might raise the purple flag of catastrophic butthurt and unrelenting seething anger

You're going to miss me when I'm gone if you're being honest with yourself.

>>507868573 (OP)
He is
>Passive: Casts Fireball (cooldown: 2 hours)

two more rings

>>507869654
chills

>>507868573 (OP)
Because it takes two

>>507876885
It takes two

>>507869654
Wait

Do you fags really treat actual wars like a WWF wrestling match?

Do you really not understand the difference between TV and reality?

Yikes

>>507868573 (OP)
So... that was it? That was the action that "will be remembered for centuries"? Just a fag showing offhis jewlery, as a wannabe thug nigger?

the barbie doll of revenge has been presented.

>>507875196
You have to go back parasite.

Yeah so important would've been important 4 fucking years ago oh well better late than never fuckhead out of my ears

>>507871218
And flags..

>>507868573 (OP)
kek, he's a meme at this point.

>>507879062
I heard macron is sending him the white flag of French surrender kek

>>507868573 (OP)
These Iranian faggots with their revenge flags and war rings. It’s fucking gay and it’s never backed by action or a real happening. After so many you start to not believe them and see they are weak while just posturing for their own people that they are actually gonna do something.

>>507868573 (OP)
That guy looks like he fucks little boys.
Look at him; Faggy as shit like a typical muslim.

>>507879705
yeah but that's the smart thing to do though, why attack a stronger ennemy that will defeat you, only attack when you know you will win
art of war by tsun zu or something , tis the smart thing to do