WORLD CHANGING EVENT TO HAPPEN IN THE COMING HOURS

It's Mossad hacking their twitter making them look weak. Go Mossad!

nothing ever happens

Nothingburger with cheese

>>507870378 (OP)
They said this last night too.

>>507870378 (OP)
Cringe.

haven't they been saying this for like a week

>>507870378 (OP)
Iran's symbol looks like a vagina.

2 more hafte

>>507870378 (OP)
>proceeds to just fire another 400 rockets and raise the slightly redder flag

>>507870656
Go to hell you fucking tool.

>>507870378 (OP)
i believe you memeflag kike

>>507870892
>they said this
No they didn't, you retard.
Just because some random Twitter user claims "IRANIAN OFFICIALS SAY", doesn't mean it's true.
Yesterday it was Breaking911, now it's IranSpec.

>>507870988
kek mein neger

>>507870378 (OP)
The star will gorge itself on clay

>BREAKING NEWS!
>They lift another fucking flag

announcing their surrender in 2 weeks

>>507871057
You're right. I should trust a literal who on 4chan instead.

Are you fucking retarded or just gay?

>>507870378 (OP)

>>507870378 (OP)

>this again
I am eagerly waiting for them to send 30 missiles and fuck off

>>507871212
Trust no one, idiot.

>>507870378 (OP)
The boy who cried wolf...
Until they nuked the kikes.
This is a psychological issue. They'll keep making threats until the world just brushes them off and expects nothing. Then they'll actually strike. Pretty clever, if unoriginal.

>>507870378 (OP)
>"Chuddha! Iran says-"
>"Won't happen."
>"...but, they posted a tweet, and put in on 4chan..."
>"My student, have you forgotten my teachings? When a nation of fool proclaims loudly to the world that something will happen, what does happen?"
>"...nothing, Chuddha. Nothing happens..."
>"Exactly. Now fuck off. I'm currently on a mental plane of existence filled with underage school girls, and my psychic libido is going to pork them all."

!! BREAKING !!
IRANIAN NEWS SOURCES SAY 'NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS' AND PROMISE A 'SURPRISE' FOR ALL INVOLVED; TWO MORE WEEKS

>>507870378 (OP)
Whats he thinking right now, /pol/?

>>507871246

>>507870378 (OP)
Captain Raghead put on a different ring.

>>507870378 (OP)
Per anon from last night: Iran about to detonate a nuke they got from Russia trying to blackmail Israel to stop the war. Iran is unaware Israel facilitated the delivery of the Russian nuke to Iran. Trump has been manipulated to believe he has to take a strong man response and plans to glass Tehran via strategic nuclear bombers already in position if/when they use the Russian nuke. Israel offers its people in a single nuclear blast as a burnt offering in exchange for the nuclear support of the US in annihilating the Iranian regime. After the exchange, the US will declare the world fatigued from war and bloodshed and officially recognize redrawn borders in Ukraine. Iranian regime change players are already being prepared in Israel.

>>507870378 (OP)
Rolling for salted nuke on Israel

They're going to raise a new colour flag, aren't they...

>>507871565
Still less gay than your flag

>>507871390
Okay, then I'll start by not trusting you. Fucking faggot.

>>507870378 (OP)
Wow, the same exact thing they said yesterday

>>507871788
>he says, behind the gayest flag on earth.

>>507871788
xoxo

https://youtu.be/nDWjWfLU2kQ?si=9hqHX7PSKrHuAUKb

>>507871500
>Damn my tea is getting cold, I wonder if farting into it makes it warmer?
>Ah yea that's the stuff.
>I wonder if anyone else smells their fart tea...
>Anyway negative social score for the maid she was supposed to put some special juice in the tea and I can't smell it anymore.

>>507870378 (OP)
Theyre doing the muslim thing of "we launched the missiles" and then they all start celebrating and dancing in the street before any targets have been hit, and then they get hit back and start sending out the women to start crying over the dead bodies as people record it and then say "The world will remember what we are about to do, itll change the world!" and then the cycle repeats where they launch some missiles, start dancing and shouting allah is great, and then get killed, and then start sending refugees out to wave dead children around.

The muslim world is one of constantly swinging at someone and then getting hit back, struggling to get up as they wobble around, and then declaring "i have the power of god on my side" as they whiff another punch. At least with Russia they had some presence, Iran is like fighting the kid that thinks anime moves can be used in a real fight.

>>507871843
Trust Z plan

>>507870988
Checked, I’d never noticed.

>>507870823
What are you talking about? They just raised a new flag! Something is totally happening!

>>507870378 (OP)
Say it with me now
>NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>507870378 (OP)
>WORLD CHANGING EVENT!
>The Red Flag is Raised!

>>507871725
Ill post femboy pictures of me on /pol/ with everyone to mock me if that happens

>>507871843
you never heard of propaganda? remarkable. Sometimes it goes beyond just calling your enemy ugly and inhuman

>>507871212
>4chan users can't be trusted therefore random twitter accounts can
average ameriburger intellect

>>507870988
Israel symbol looks like a butthole.

>>507870378 (OP)
>WORLD CHANGING EVENT TO HAPPEN IN THE COMING HOURS
https://youtu.be/4DfJc0Une5g

>>507871725
I think its possible to identify the source of the nuke by the signature of fission materials left behind. There are multiple ways of enriching Uranium and the purity and quality also leaves a fingerprint after the blast, which can be compared to the hundreds of tests done over the decades... Would be incredibly dumb for Russia

>>507870378 (OP)
Why do you primitives think fucking sandniggers will ever be capable of doing anything? lmao

>>507870378 (OP)
>two more hours
did they already forgot? world changing events already happened last night

>>507870378 (OP)
What a tease

I just want to see Israel nuked in my lifetime

>>507870378 (OP)
Makes me wish someone would nuke them so they will shut the fuck up. Literally "It's Happening" the country.

Why do they do this to themselves though? Surely, they are not deceiving their own people anymore.

>>507871725
Sure, Trump and the entire administration of Iran is clueless, but you know it all.

>>507873072
why would you believe iran actually said that?

>>507870754

>>507870378 (OP)
The situation is pretty simple. The people who run the propaganda accounts only see the iranian side of what is going on. They see that missiles are being launched but they don't see that they miss almost every target.

>>507870378 (OP)
"unusual scenes and events"
Way to hype it up

>>507870378 (OP)

>>507870378 (OP)
They're teasing as always, it's gonna be some retarded shit, there's no point in announcing cool shit like a nuke. iHope both of them get blown the fuck up for being a bunch of performative attention whores.

Why does Iran keep announcing shit? I don't get it

HOLY FUCK A CINCINATI REDS FLAG OF REVENGE WAS JUST RAISED DOWNTOWN

>>507871843
kek

>>507873692
They're not.
omg it's pointless. it's like telling people not to take the vax, that it's all lies but noo. just keep playing the fool.

>>507870378 (OP)
I am forced to post it again.

>>507870378 (OP)
What if the play is, cry wolf till nobody believes, then BOOM

>>507870754
Kek

>>507870945
2 years actually

>>507870378 (OP)
Surely they mean it this time!!!!

>>507873979
WTF are you talking about? They keep announcing what they're going to do instead of just doing it including full on announcement ceremonies. It's the gayest shit I've ever seen

>>507874034
Nobody is paying attention to this gay shit

>>507871025
They should fire 555 rockets and raise the purple flag of jollies

>>507870378 (OP)
I'll check back in... a fortnight.

im waiting fucking drop the nuke already

>>507870656
>Go Mossad!

I'm gonna get testicular cancer with the amount of blueballing Iran is giving me.
Thank you, Moshe, for the disinfo.

>>507874366
And He was the flag, waving boldly in the air, defending the rights of America's staunchest ally.

>>507874202
>They keep announcing what they're going to do instead of just doing it including full on announcement ceremonies. It's the gayest shit I've ever seen
its literally just like in a soap opera when somenoes been stabbed and someone comments "I didn't know there could be so much blood in a person" when its literally 2 drops on a white shirt

>>507874034
Israel's got an early warning system from satellites though. Its not like they're just going to stop paying attention because he happened to say the happenings postponed until tomorrow.

>>507874624
Obviously. But still, these meme tweets are for the public.

>>507874202
>including full on announcement ceremonies
who told you this? the same people telling you the other stuff?

>>507874554
No, it's more like 3 consecutive episodes of someone saying "I'm going to stab you!" and expecting this to be suspenseful

Soon, the most powerful ring will be revealed.

>>507870378 (OP)
All in.

>>507870754
>>507870378 (OP)
This, I'm not waiting, and I'm sure as fuck not patient anymore. Also I swear to god if this turns out just to be another "Red Flag of Zanzibart, Myrmidon of Loss" I will fucking lost it.

I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THEIR MOTHERFUCKING FLAGS

>>507870378 (OP)
CAM ON AYATOLLUH

SCOR SUM FACKIN NOOKS

>>507870656
poland, of course...

>>507871725
decent chance of this happening

ommmmmmmm

>>507871041
You know this board is a faggy as reddit now when you have fucking faggots getting upset over jokes. Good god get a grip kike.
>MUH PRECIOUS BROWNS!
>did i tell you i too hate kikes fellow 4channer? Also, you have to choose between these two desert sand dwelling mutants in this war because…. Because you just do ok!?!

>>507872247
Let me come breed you

>>507871725
Iran will likely use a nuke, but not on israel. They are hoping that showing they have the bomb will be enough deterrence.

It is honestly the best they can do, we will see how it plays out, but most likely response from israel will be a false flat

>>507870988
Checked and kek'd

>>507870378 (OP)
It has been 2 weeks already when are these events ocurring?

>>507870892
this is the only thing they do, write words on twitter. at least russians back their words, somewhat

>>507880609
Did you try waiting two MORE weeks? Yeah, thought not. Trust the plan.

repeat after me - NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. a few kikes dead. who cares???

>>507870378 (OP)
Theres only so much blueballing you can do before the hype dies. Lets see

>>507870378 (OP)

>>507870378 (OP)
Day 5 or 6 of
>Iran says some historic shit is gonna happen
>they do nothing

>two more tweets
Fuck Iran, Israel

>>507870378 (OP)

>>507875175
Raising you

>>507874366
I wonder how effective ai propaganda is going to be when everyone is under stress.

>>507870988
that's the joke. they can't stand looking at a woman's face, so they force them to cover up. yet they will bow to a vagina flag and will lay down their lives for it.

>>507872021
Kek meanwhile the Taliban still remains after almost 100 years and multiple invasions. Iran is impenetrable good luck attacking mountains

>>507870378 (OP)
They've been saying the same stuff for 3-4 days now. Iranian news just talks trash but has no idea what's going on, clearly.

>>507881711
I'm double all in. That's twice the amount of nothingness

>>507870378 (OP)
yesterday they said they'd do something that'd be remembered for centuries and nothing happened
they've made this specific claim multiple times and nothing happened.

>>507882362
These posts are made by random people on Twitter. No Iranian official has ever made such claims.

>>507872021
yup. boring.

>>507882069
the taliban exist because the last real war waged with murderous intent ended in 1945. had troops in afghanistan been told to kill every human being on sight, afghanistan would be little america today.

>>507880373
doing an EMP wouldnt be a bad way to show it off

>>507872021
The kikes do the EXACT same shit though. Almost as if the two tribes of sand niggers are a lot more alike than they care to admit.

>>507882324
Bold, very bold

>>507870378 (OP)
Nothing ever happens.

>>507882657
Kys kike

>>507871461
severely underrated post

>>507882817
Yes, i wont pick sides.

>inb4 it's some durqa burqa bullshit prophecy sign

>>507870378 (OP)
Did Iran make contact with the Ayys?

>>507882657
Free Palestine

>>507870378 (OP)
why are they so pathetic?

>>507871139
Holy shit, they have another flag?
>Shit just got real.

>>507870378 (OP)
>unusual scenes and events

>>507870378 (OP)
The other six times were just bluffs this time it’s super cereal guys.

>>507870378 (OP)
>insider here
It´s over (for Israel)

>>507872226
At least post the real flag anon

>>507875733
Zanzibart...... forgive me.

>>507870754
You’ll get nothing and like it!

>>507870378 (OP)
The Ayatollah will fuck a pig on state TV.

>>507870378 (OP)
You cropped the date because they said this days ago.
And now do we even know that account is ran by Iranian officials
Stop bumping this shit

>>507884219
Die Glocke strikes again!

>>507872631
they can just say it was stolen from an old soviet country after the collapse and went on the black market

>>507870378 (OP)
Operation blue balls!

>>507870378 (OP)

They need to start printing fell for it again awards for the faggots who still believe this shit after 5 straight days of it.

>>507870656
Hacking? They are part of the administration.

>>507870378 (OP)
Surely this will be the one!!!! I am QUAKING in my boots, holy kekkerino!