Thread 507877020 - /pol/ [Archived: 1043 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: lEIEkzVIAustralia
6/18/2025, 7:13:30 PM No.507877020
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who is pol going to play first in eu5?
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Anonymous ID: BS+S8EOSEstonia
6/18/2025, 7:14:19 PM No.507877100
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>>507877020 (OP)
Denmark
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Anonymous ID: NS3zRbyGCroatia
6/18/2025, 7:15:26 PM No.507877222
>>507877020 (OP)
I am going to play Bohemia and clean up that border gore in Germany, like holy fuck
Anonymous ID: lEIEkzVIAustralia
6/18/2025, 7:15:28 PM No.507877224
>>507877100
i can respect that
will you be a colonial power or focus mainly in europe?
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Anonymous ID: NrbBDu0PCanada
6/18/2025, 7:15:32 PM No.507877234
india
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Anonymous ID: gV2GPBiWCanada
6/18/2025, 7:15:38 PM No.507877254
Portugal would be fun.
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Anonymous ID: lEIEkzVIAustralia
6/18/2025, 7:16:34 PM No.507877362
>>507877254
good nation to play when learning the new mechanics
Anonymous ID: SYx3OFPSEstonia
6/18/2025, 7:17:37 PM No.507877452
>>507877020 (OP)
>kyiv
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Anonymous ID: /yDm56SSPoland
6/18/2025, 7:17:49 PM No.507877470
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>>507877020 (OP)
Mamluks, release Israel and play as it, conquer the middle east.
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Anonymous ID: CaTLb7hSUnited States
6/18/2025, 7:18:19 PM No.507877521
>>507877020 (OP)
>Kyiv
The Ukrainian language wasnt even a fucking thing until the time of Catherine lmfao
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Anonymous ID: RTQ59eQm
6/18/2025, 7:19:08 PM No.507877604
>>507877020 (OP)
Jewish Ottoman
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Anonymous ID: /OtIyvztDenmark
6/18/2025, 7:19:41 PM No.507877670
>>507877100
They haven't given us the flavour tease yet, but it already seems like they're going to fuck up the starting situation and make things like the Kalmar union impossible without heavy rail roading.
Also I have no clue why they do not give Stevns stone as an RGO
Anonymous ID: KlLpfg/8Netherlands
6/18/2025, 7:19:49 PM No.507877684
>>507877020 (OP)
I like playing my own country

>VAAR JE MEE MET DE VOC
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Anonymous ID: QzUoRRs/Poland
6/18/2025, 7:20:59 PM No.507877802
>>507877020 (OP)
Unreal how Europeans managed to allow that tiny sliver of land to become an empire at their doorstep.
Anonymous ID: lRtOHmOJFinland
6/18/2025, 7:21:39 PM No.507877874
Did they turn finland area into uncolonized territory?
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Anonymous ID: Q/9b0yLbUnited States
6/18/2025, 7:22:03 PM No.507877925
>>507877020 (OP)
I only play stellaris because it’s more realistic. I can create a race of jewish insect people who have enslaved a planet of stupid goyim and then go around genociding everyone while voting for abhorrent policies in the senate
Anonymous ID: wKt5z6m3France
6/18/2025, 7:22:04 PM No.507877930
anime
anime
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>>507877020 (OP)
>vassals shown as independant state
bullshit map
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Anonymous ID: D02cH8pTUnited Kingdom
6/18/2025, 7:22:49 PM No.507878028
>>507877020 (OP)
England first obviously. Then Cyprus when I understand the mechanics better, seems like a fun challenge run to restore the Holy Land.

Outside of Europe, maybe the Khmer or a Japanese clan.
Anonymous ID: eJp04Z63Portugal
6/18/2025, 7:22:55 PM No.507878037
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>>507877020 (OP)
>flag
>Sweden
>Bohemia
Might play Byzantines and Ottomans.
Gonna play in Italy a lot and Ireland.
I want to try Korean and Japan as well.
Anonymous ID: 6IVHVWeOUnited States
6/18/2025, 7:23:40 PM No.507878123
>>507877234
good morning Sir make sure you pursue toilet tech early on
>>507877020 (OP)
Ireland
Anonymous ID: sGPhsTPlCanada
6/18/2025, 7:23:45 PM No.507878132
>>507877020 (OP)
Milan
Anonymous ID: UIdCqFGlUnited Kingdom
6/18/2025, 7:24:17 PM No.507878182
>>507877020 (OP)
England they have most content, also the entire design of the game seems pretty much set up for island play.
Anonymous ID: sGPhsTPlCanada
6/18/2025, 7:24:23 PM No.507878197
>>507877930
They are vassals in the game.
Anonymous ID: NOcp2sLsUnited States
6/18/2025, 7:24:24 PM No.507878201
Greekgangshit
Greekgangshit
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>>507877604
>Jewish Ottoman

Player 2 enters
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Anonymous ID: 6skRzO0U
6/18/2025, 7:24:39 PM No.507878228
>>507877020 (OP)
>"kyiv"
tf is this woke crap
Anonymous ID: +TTV/oRWFinland
6/18/2025, 7:25:30 PM No.507878332
>>507877874
How will the colonization of Finland even work? I don't think there were ever a thousand Swedes or Russians in Lappland or Eastern Finland before late ass times.
Anonymous ID: qrtqTYaHUnited States
6/18/2025, 7:25:49 PM No.507878370
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Castille first, as always.
Anonymous ID: Rg8AY4OIFinland
6/18/2025, 7:26:02 PM No.507878389
>>507877020 (OP)
why did they censor out Cumania?
Anonymous ID: F96ZxfmHUnited States
6/18/2025, 7:26:11 PM No.507878398
>>507877020 (OP)
teutonic order
Anonymous ID: BS+S8EOSEstonia
6/18/2025, 7:26:55 PM No.507878494
>>507877224
I'd probably focus on Europe and create the Kingdom of Denmark that should have been
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Anonymous ID: /klX5TOFTurkey
6/18/2025, 7:27:19 PM No.507878541
>>507877020 (OP)
anatolian beyliks could be fun to play with especially karamanids. would go for a christian karamanids run
Anonymous ID: WjoCjE4TUnited Kingdom
6/18/2025, 7:28:45 PM No.507878693
>>507877020 (OP)
lubeck
Anonymous ID: ATvDSoFDCanada
6/18/2025, 7:29:43 PM No.507878808
OIP (5)
OIP (5)
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>start first game as Gurganj to restore the Illkhanate under the last Borjigin in Persia
>play for 25-50 years
>realize I don't have the patience/skill to save a historically doomed country, especially when you have to stop Timur to do it
>restart as France or England or one of the stronger German states
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Anonymous ID: /klX5TOFTurkey
6/18/2025, 7:30:19 PM No.507878874
>>507878808
kek
Anonymous ID: Ov8zhc6t
6/18/2025, 7:31:16 PM No.507878995
>>507877020 (OP)
I will colonize Europe as Mali BBC.
Like in real life :)
Anonymous ID: vGe0ew8GNetherlands
6/18/2025, 7:31:57 PM No.507879074
>>507877020 (OP)
Belgium
Anonymous ID: vOiTG9TfRussian Federation
6/18/2025, 7:33:20 PM No.507879230
>>507877020 (OP)
Novgorod master race.
Anonymous ID: 2lsIdn1pMontenegro
6/18/2025, 7:35:37 PM No.507879455
Serbia, Venice, Byzantivm
Anonymous ID: eJp04Z63Portugal
6/18/2025, 7:38:04 PM No.507879727
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>>507877020 (OP)
Also Look at that Hungary.
How do you fuck up so badly.
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Anonymous ID: FmE715bHFinland
6/18/2025, 7:38:23 PM No.507879763
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>>507877020 (OP)
Muscovy
Anonymous ID: S0YlPERrDenmark
6/18/2025, 7:40:47 PM No.507880015
>>507877020 (OP)
The one true empire, Denmark.
Anonymous ID: I/8ZtVKTUkraine
6/18/2025, 7:41:00 PM No.507880041
>>507877020 (OP)
>use exonym for Duchy of Moscow
>use retarded modern khokhol self-name for Duchy of Kiev
Nice one, swedekikes. Btw in Galician chronicles from that very same period it's proper name Lvov, too. Must be Lviv in the game of course.
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Anonymous ID: ZBoMEjDbKuwait
6/18/2025, 7:41:36 PM No.507880101
Kike
Kike
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>>507877470
Anonymous ID: V331ydc3Hungary
6/18/2025, 7:42:50 PM No.507880226
>>507879727
>holding off the eastern hordes and the turkish invasions for centuries
>get backstabbed by westcucks and get partitioned between the germoids and the turks
>they intentionally settle our lands with slavs and gypsies to D&C
>five hundred years later they fuck up even worse and Vienna and Berlin and turkish anyway

Serves them right. The westcucks who got to colonize half the world without any threat to them and lost their empires anyway are even worse.
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Anonymous ID: /OtIyvztDenmark
6/18/2025, 7:42:50 PM No.507880227
>>507880041
If you try to correct them you get banned instantly, their pissy forum users almost got a stroke when they decided to show off Russia.
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Anonymous ID: UNXkrJyzArgentina
6/18/2025, 7:42:57 PM No.507880240
>>507878201
>Siege of Tripolitsa
Based olive-peddlers, TKD
Anonymous ID: jvuPGDzIBulgaria
6/18/2025, 7:43:51 PM No.507880334
Bulgaria, obviously.
Anonymous ID: TnNp1aVKIreland
6/18/2025, 7:44:26 PM No.507880404
Ayo I finna play my nigga Tyrone
Anonymous ID: rvwyTsZTBulgaria
6/18/2025, 7:45:14 PM No.507880506
>>507877020 (OP)
hello is this the risk thread
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Anonymous ID: vOiTG9TfRussian Federation
6/18/2025, 7:45:23 PM No.507880524
>>507880226
You ARE the eastern hordes, Atilla.
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Anonymous ID: FmE715bHFinland
6/18/2025, 7:46:12 PM No.507880607
>>507880041
Maybe the spelling fixes when you conquer it as Muscovy.
>>507877874
Nothing happened in Finland before Swedes you fucking mongol shut up and give back viking age swords
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Anonymous ID: jvuPGDzIBulgaria
6/18/2025, 7:46:24 PM No.507880634
>>507880524
lel, true
Anonymous ID: V331ydc3Hungary
6/18/2025, 7:46:31 PM No.507880642
>>507880524
YOU are the eastern hordes, Boris.
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Anonymous ID: R69N7d+NUnited States
6/18/2025, 7:46:42 PM No.507880663
>>507877020 (OP)
They're going to make it ever gayer and suck more
Anonymous ID: eJp04Z63Portugal
6/18/2025, 7:47:01 PM No.507880690
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>>507880226
Im sorry for what they did to Hungary anon.
Replies: >>507881592
Anonymous ID: hTe+JZfVSweden
6/18/2025, 7:47:06 PM No.507880697
>>507877020 (OP)
I always make a custom kingdom
Anonymous ID: aL0qxP39Russian Federation
6/18/2025, 7:47:11 PM No.507880708
image
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>>507880227
>getting upset at strings that take 10 seconds to edit
Both sides are retarded. Reminder Paracucks made Heliogabalus a woman in CK3.
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Anonymous ID: n8ZNdMTjRomania
6/18/2025, 7:47:23 PM No.507880737
>>507877020 (OP)
wasnt the ghost of kiev sacked and fucked at that time ?
Anonymous ID: jvuPGDzIBulgaria
6/18/2025, 7:47:37 PM No.507880760
>>507880642
no, Boris is their tax collector
Anonymous ID: vOiTG9TfRussian Federation
6/18/2025, 7:48:03 PM No.507880802
file
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>>507880642
>we wuz protecting Europe an shiet
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Anonymous ID: uZevNFnjUnited States
6/18/2025, 7:48:08 PM No.507880813
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>>507877234
Anonymous ID: D02cH8pTUnited Kingdom
6/18/2025, 7:48:28 PM No.507880851
>>507880708
>Reminder Paracucks made Heliogabalus a woman in CK3.
lmao really?

Imagine future historians reading a 4chan shitpost calling someone a tranny and actually believing it.
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Anonymous ID: CSEJWrBYPoland
6/18/2025, 7:48:30 PM No.507880855
>>507877521

Ruthenian, that is proto-Ukrainian and proto-Belarusian was the official language of Lithuania, you idiot.
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Anonymous ID: ZaxmlwKaPoland
6/18/2025, 7:48:46 PM No.507880887
>>507877020 (OP)
Kyiv ofc!
Anonymous ID: jvuPGDzIBulgaria
6/18/2025, 7:49:22 PM No.507880947
>>507877234
which one?
Vajinagar?
Replies: >>507888584
Anonymous ID: T1jPaMJCUnited Kingdom
6/18/2025, 7:49:40 PM No.507880977
>>507877020 (OP)
Can't be assed with it. 1399 start date means the game will be over not long after 1499. You can continue playing as an overpowered juggernaut and waste your time I suppose.
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Anonymous ID: Gkt7owfzAustria
6/18/2025, 7:50:26 PM No.507881068
>>507877020 (OP)
I'll go full MAGA.
Make austria great again.

Alles Erdreich ist Österreich untertan.
Anonymous ID: l3awJKwEBrazil
6/18/2025, 7:50:27 PM No.507881070
>>507877020 (OP)
Portugal
Anonymous ID: 6k5gWW2DCanada
6/18/2025, 7:50:27 PM No.507881071
>>507877020 (OP)
the world map lacks SOVL
Anonymous ID: 3WyfCyoZIndia
6/18/2025, 7:51:14 PM No.507881145
>>507877020 (OP)
Vijayanagar 1444 iron man mode like always.
Anonymous ID: F3rhqHyDLithuania
6/18/2025, 7:51:26 PM No.507881159
>>507880708
the roman emperor? How is he in ck3?


>>507877020 (OP)
Duchy of Lithuania playthrough will be kino as fuck, the color is really nice too
Replies: >>507881286 >>507881541
Anonymous ID: S4RYAuRWFinland
6/18/2025, 7:51:56 PM No.507881217
>>507877020 (OP)
looks gay
i rather keep playing eu4
Anonymous ID: TnNp1aVKIreland
6/18/2025, 7:52:10 PM No.507881239
>Ottomans that small
Will you be able to annex them in one war as the Byzantines or will Paradox give them OP buffs?
Replies: >>507881526
Anonymous ID: /OtIyvztDenmark
6/18/2025, 7:52:22 PM No.507881272
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>>507880708
I just think that if they claim to strive for accuracy, they shouldn't let use their game as a pedestal to show off how virtues and accepting of Cossacks they are.
>Paracucks made Heliogabalus a woman in CK3
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Anonymous ID: ATvDSoFDCanada
6/18/2025, 7:52:30 PM No.507881286
>>507881159
>How is he in ck3?
title history if you reform the Roman Empire
Anonymous ID: hJp14JWGSerbia
6/18/2025, 7:52:32 PM No.507881289
>>507877020 (OP)
depends if they have the HRE mechanics or not, so austria or papal states I guess, or aragon into roman empire
Anonymous ID: j2s3N0b8Germany
6/18/2025, 7:52:34 PM No.507881294
>>507877020 (OP)
Milan or Bulgaria. Or my lil German shithole.
Anonymous ID: 4/N6gOAFPortugal
6/18/2025, 7:52:48 PM No.507881322
>>507880506
RISK THREAD!?
Anonymous ID: jvuPGDzIBulgaria
6/18/2025, 7:54:09 PM No.507881482
>>507881272
Surely you mean Imperator?
Replies: >>507881581
Anonymous ID: T1jPaMJCUnited Kingdom
6/18/2025, 7:54:26 PM No.507881526
>>507881239
They are scripted to become a big blob.
Replies: >>507881599 >>507881905
Anonymous ID: 9n8H42NLUnited States
6/18/2025, 7:54:29 PM No.507881529
>>507877020 (OP)
Angermanland
Anonymous ID: 6IVHVWeOUnited States
6/18/2025, 7:54:39 PM No.507881541
>>507881159
god speed anon I hope you win
Anonymous ID: 3WyfCyoZIndia
6/18/2025, 7:54:56 PM No.507881581
>>507881482
Imperator had so much potential and they abandoned it like retards
Anonymous ID: V331ydc3Hungary
6/18/2025, 7:54:59 PM No.507881592
>>507880802
Yes, unironically. We defended them for centuries from muslim invasion. In fact, we tried to defend them from one as recently as 2015, and they kvetched at us for being insensitive nazis for stopping the poor migrants, so they deserve their fate.

>>507880690
It does not really matter on the long run. History is never over, the credits never roll as long you are not extinct.

>>507881272
Its a swedish company with a primarily reddit audience now. What the fuck did you expect?
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Anonymous ID: jvuPGDzIBulgaria
6/18/2025, 7:55:04 PM No.507881599
>>507881526
Reviewers confirmed this?
Replies: >>507882003
Anonymous ID: Qqw1djUDUnited States
6/18/2025, 7:55:59 PM No.507881703
>>507877020 (OP)
Zero chance this isn't another dumpster fire, just like imperator. Nu-paradox has garbage devs making garbage games.
Even if by some miracle it isn't a laggy pile of shit, it's going to be dumbed down slop, because they target retards now, not sim enthusiasts.
Replies: >>507881890
Anonymous ID: I/8ZtVKTUkraine
6/18/2025, 7:56:21 PM No.507881744
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Interesting how an Italian cartographer from 15th century knew about Rossia and where it's located...
But for nafo faggots it's too difficult, I guees.
Replies: >>507883863
Anonymous ID: x9SvrdPiUnited States
6/18/2025, 7:57:32 PM No.507881883
aragorn
aragorn
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>>507877020 (OP)
Aragon! Just like my British mytho-poetic proses.
Replies: >>507883227
Anonymous ID: l3awJKwEBrazil
6/18/2025, 7:57:34 PM No.507881890
>>507881703
CK3 is objectively better than CK2.
Replies: >>507882086 >>507882252 >>507883136
Anonymous ID: TnNp1aVKIreland
6/18/2025, 7:57:39 PM No.507881905
>>507881526
Gay. Hope there's enough time to no cb them first.
Anonymous ID: KmUxwUCzPoland
6/18/2025, 7:58:05 PM No.507881951
>>507877020 (OP)
i never played anything else but poland
not going to change now
although i dont know if im gonna even pirate it if they smuggled any degeneracy or commie propaganda in there
Anonymous ID: usyMuQhaNetherlands
6/18/2025, 7:58:18 PM No.507881978
>>507877684
This. Just the best first country to start as in general
>safe HRE start
>not a lot of provinces to micro
>lots of relatively easy expansion possibilities
>learn the new trade system
>learn new colonization
>probably end up pretty powerful by the end
Anonymous ID: R5bZU2f6Canada
6/18/2025, 7:58:25 PM No.507881994
greek romans best romans
Anonymous ID: T1jPaMJCUnited Kingdom
6/18/2025, 7:58:29 PM No.507882003
>>507881599
Not sure about the YTers but it was a dev release that AI Ottomans is scripted and player Ottos get free claims and CBs. I don't mind this as it's a good "end game boss" to go up against. I would prefer it if it was more organic though where Byzantines, Timurids or even another Anatolian Turk Tag could take on that role
Anonymous ID: KmUxwUCzPoland
6/18/2025, 7:59:03 PM No.507882060
kiow french and british maps XVIII century
kiow french and british maps XVIII century
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>>507877521
true
>>507880855
pic rel
it was always polan city
Replies: >>507882912
Anonymous ID: D02cH8pTUnited Kingdom
6/18/2025, 7:59:24 PM No.507882086
>>507881890
lol
Replies: >>507883224
Anonymous ID: /OtIyvztDenmark
6/18/2025, 7:59:31 PM No.507882101
>>507881592
I honestly don't know at this point. And yet I continue to be disapointed
Replies: >>507882762
Anonymous ID: o88IcF1+United States
6/18/2025, 7:59:33 PM No.507882104
>>507877930
France was still very decentralized, it's the only way England (Better organized since even House of Wessex made it) even stood a chance in the 100 years war and the game reflects that.
Anonymous ID: 3WyfCyoZIndia
6/18/2025, 8:00:40 PM No.507882214
>>507881592
Don't forget that Romanians stole your land
Replies: >>507882498 >>507882762
Anonymous ID: Qqw1djUDUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:00:57 PM No.507882252
>>507881890
They're different games. One is supposed to be a sim, the other is sims, but medieval and with quirky slapstick shit like demon worshiping giving you magic powers
Anonymous ID: 3hYkovxuUnited Kingdom
6/18/2025, 8:01:25 PM No.507882308
>>507880977
start date is 1337
Replies: >>507884073
Anonymous ID: o88IcF1+United States
6/18/2025, 8:02:40 PM No.507882443
>>507879727
>Be Portugal
>Richest country in Europe in the early modern era, center of trade and commerce
>Now the only Western European country with Latvia tier standards of living
Grim
Anonymous ID: aL0qxP39Russian Federation
6/18/2025, 8:03:15 PM No.507882493
image (4)
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>>507881272
Yeah, but it's borderline unreasonable to expect Swedes to snub shitlib cause du jour. Besides it's only a few strings. Compare it to games like Stalker where they went throught the trouble of stripping and replacing assets because Soviet symbolics in a game about Soviet Union made them butthurt.
Replies: >>507882819
Anonymous ID: 6IVHVWeOUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:03:17 PM No.507882498
>>507882214
and jeets are shitting on it
Anonymous ID: V331ydc3Hungary
6/18/2025, 8:05:49 PM No.507882762
>>507882214
I did mention gypsies.

>>507882101
They have been permanently reddit since the release of Stellaris and HoI4, almost a decade by now. They've found their retard audience who will buy all the DLC packs and defend it do the death, while not being too demanding on the whole gameplay thing, as they only use it for roleplaying anyway.

I miss the time of pre 2015 when Paradox games were dadgaming engineers. The forums back than had some of the most high quality, educated and informate posters on the internet, depthlessly fucking good with mechanics and math and detail. I remember reading Prawnstar AARs and the absurd shit he pulled off before the whole LE ULM XD shit came into vogue.
Replies: >>507883257 >>507887876
Anonymous ID: /OtIyvztDenmark
6/18/2025, 8:06:22 PM No.507882819
>>507882493
That's a fair point I suppose. It would just be nice if I didn't have to mod the game right from the get go
Anonymous ID: jzWt7QCcRomania
6/18/2025, 8:07:20 PM No.507882908
>>507877020 (OP)
Wallachia (i use console commands cause i am a massive casual)
Replies: >>507883355 >>507883620
Anonymous ID: vOiTG9TfRussian Federation
6/18/2025, 8:07:22 PM No.507882912
29906_original
29906_original
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>>507882060
Pshek, please. You're the invader and land grabber.
Replies: >>507884000
Anonymous ID: QzUoRRs/Poland
6/18/2025, 8:08:11 PM No.507882990
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3450310/Europa_Universalis_V/
>it's real
oh shit
>the graphics are barely an improvement over the old game
come on now
also a globe map mode with a cool atmosphere shader so you have sunshine and blue skies when playing the game would be rad
that or sitting down on a desk somewhere looking at the map with a nice view outside, playing the game gets a bit dingy sometimes
Anonymous ID: FmE715bHFinland
6/18/2025, 8:09:40 PM No.507883136
>>507881890
I last played CK3 and it was trash. Looks beautiful but it's the same game with 20 stripper features for every single new feature. I'm guessing they probably improved it since then but fuck it pissed me off. UI doesn't matter when you know how everything works.
Replies: >>507883706
Anonymous ID: l3awJKwEBrazil
6/18/2025, 8:10:35 PM No.507883224
>>507882086
I tried replaying ck2 these days and it was unbereable after 30 min. I don't know how I got 2000 hours on that
Anonymous ID: e3bm+kw2Canada
6/18/2025, 8:10:37 PM No.507883227
>>507881883
His name is Aragorn you dum dum
Anonymous ID: /OtIyvztDenmark
6/18/2025, 8:10:52 PM No.507883257
>>507882762
Me too. It's such a genuine shame that they all seem to be caught in huffing their own farts.
At least they haven't buckled to making the Inuits some sort of protected people already living on greenland at game start.
Anonymous ID: j2s3N0b8Germany
6/18/2025, 8:11:42 PM No.507883355
>>507882908
Don't worry bro, Wallachia is a tough start in EU4. I also always use console commands when I play it.
Replies: >>507883620
Anonymous ID: jvuPGDzIBulgaria
6/18/2025, 8:14:15 PM No.507883620
>>507882908
>>507883355
shamefur dispray
Anonymous ID: b5JrEcJ9United States
6/18/2025, 8:15:02 PM No.507883699
>>507877020 (OP)
>kyiv

I thought paracucks wouldn't go this route since they never changed Kiev to keef in hoi4
Replies: >>507883810 >>507884046
Anonymous ID: QzUoRRs/Poland
6/18/2025, 8:15:07 PM No.507883706
>>507883136
The UI in EUV so far looks pretty generic and not as pretty as you'd hope either. It doesn't have the same charm as the previous game.
Replies: >>507883826
Anonymous ID: /OtIyvztDenmark
6/18/2025, 8:16:00 PM No.507883810
>>507883699
It's a different team, and they were bullied relentlessly by "the community"
Anonymous ID: FmE715bHFinland
6/18/2025, 8:16:10 PM No.507883826
>>507883706
People said the same shit when EU4 came out
Replies: >>507885087
Anonymous ID: KmUxwUCzPoland
6/18/2025, 8:16:33 PM No.507883863
>>507881744
>The praiseworthy songs composed in the second half of the 14th century by the Austrian poet Peter Suchenwirt tell how in 1349, in the battle of Izborsk ("Eysenburk" in the poem), German knights faced "Weizzen Reuzzen" ("White Russians"). However, it is known that it was a squad of Pskov and Izborsk people, led by Georgy Viktorovich, voivode of the Grand Duke of Lithuania Algirdas.[3]

>According to Alfred Nicolas Rambaud:

>The name of White (Lithuanian: Balta) Russia is given to the provinces conquered from the 13th to the 14th century by the Grand Dukes of Lithuania. These were the ancient territories of the Krivitches, Polotchans, Dregovitches, Drevlians, Doulebes, now forming the governments of Vitepsk, Mohilef, and Minsk. The Lithuanian territories of Grodno, Novogrodek and Belostok were sometimes called Black Russia.[5]

>An ethno-religious theory suggests that the name used to describe the part of old Ruthenian lands within the Grand Duchy of Lithuania that had been populated mostly by Slavs who had been Christianized early, as opposed to Black Ruthenia, which was predominantly inhabited by pagan Balts.[6]

>On the 1712 map of French cartographer Henri Chatelain "Russie noire" (Black Ruthenia) is placed in region of Eastern Galicia (today Western Ukraine), which traditionally known as "Russie rouge" (Red Ruthenia).
also it was originaly called white rus/white ruthenia
russia was just latinization of ruś and described ruthenians
then mongol princes of muscowy created tsardom they called russia and larped they have rights to all those lands
Anonymous ID: B0sAHgo3United States
6/18/2025, 8:17:25 PM No.507883945
>>507877020 (OP)
Corsica
Anonymous ID: aAwceT2YFinland
6/18/2025, 8:17:33 PM No.507883967
Muscovy is fun in EU 4 so I want to try that
Anonymous ID: a7YBhU3cUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:17:45 PM No.507883984
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Golden Hores
Anonymous ID: KmUxwUCzPoland
6/18/2025, 8:17:54 PM No.507884000
early slavs
early slavs
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>>507882912
is it nestor chronicle known for its constant blatant lies?
at least post english version dumbass
Replies: >>507884313 >>507884432 >>507892883
Anonymous ID: uFjOg5jpNetherlands
6/18/2025, 8:17:57 PM No.507884004
>>507877684
VOC were kikes domoor and the Oranges are still indebted to them.
Replies: >>507887636
Anonymous ID: zzvDYdq5Denmark
6/18/2025, 8:18:00 PM No.507884010
>>507877020 (OP)
>autistic larp shit
This paracuck series of games is to blame for 90% of the retarded perspectives on this board.
You've lost touch with reality and it's all because of a bunch of greedy swedes. You did this to yourselves
Also >>>/v/ faggot
Anonymous ID: VW68D2RuUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:18:03 PM No.507884016
>>507877020 (OP)
Kingdom of England or maybe Nepals to try for a Shitaly run.
Anonymous ID: QzUoRRs/Poland
6/18/2025, 8:18:19 PM No.507884046
>>507883699
>keef
I have no idea why western shitlibs call it that, that's not even how you say it in Ukrainian. Kijow, Kiev, Kyiv, same shit with minor alterations to the pronunciation.
Replies: >>507884548
Anonymous ID: B0sAHgo3United States
6/18/2025, 8:18:37 PM No.507884073
>>507882308
Ebin
Anonymous ID: 8A9Jx5Ms
6/18/2025, 8:18:47 PM No.507884091
shiieettt
shiieettt
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>>507877020 (OP)
Tyrone
Anonymous ID: QDTUs7aPCanada
6/18/2025, 8:19:09 PM No.507884127
>>507877234
Has to be bait
Anonymous ID: 3QXoNXm/United States
6/18/2025, 8:19:22 PM No.507884147
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Here's my tumor of a kingdom right now. How far out is EU5? I'm getting tired of medieval shit in multiple games now and I kinda just wanna play EU4 again.
Replies: >>507884274 >>507884306 >>507884390 >>507889940
Anonymous ID: GBmamZ5aUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:19:48 PM No.507884189
hostpitaller
hostpitaller
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the only answer
Anonymous ID: o+ESYkGNMexico
6/18/2025, 8:19:49 PM No.507884192
>>507877020 (OP)
Golden Horde
Anonymous ID: gnf0L8nwGreece
6/18/2025, 8:20:11 PM No.507884231
>>507877020 (OP)
Ottomans.
I need to study my enemy.
Anonymous ID: 6IVHVWeOUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:20:35 PM No.507884274
>>507884147
RELEASE DATE: COMING SOON
Anonymous ID: tKphxEAMUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:20:38 PM No.507884280
>>507877020 (OP)
I plan on playing England just to get my bearings with the new systems. Once I’m comfortable I want to move on to Byzantium, The Knights, Oda, and other memey nations
Anonymous ID: 3WyfCyoZIndia
6/18/2025, 8:20:49 PM No.507884306
>>507884147
Is this good as EU4? Should I buy it? Or just buy the new dlcs of eu4?
Replies: >>507884527
Anonymous ID: V331ydc3Hungary
6/18/2025, 8:20:52 PM No.507884313
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>>507884000
>slovaks
>7-9th century

Buddy, the slovakian "patriotic" movements in the late 19th century were arguing amongst THEMSELVES if they really even exist. The whole concept of a slovak is never mentioned once before the early 19th century.
Replies: >>507886002
Anonymous ID: uFjOg5jpNetherlands
6/18/2025, 8:21:19 PM No.507884368
Feodosia and rape the Ottomans and those Vatican faggots
Anonymous ID: 3WyfCyoZIndia
6/18/2025, 8:21:32 PM No.507884390
>>507884147
Ffs this is ck3
Replies: >>507884527
Anonymous ID: myeU7bnKSerbia
6/18/2025, 8:21:59 PM No.507884432
>>507884000
>Croats
>Serbs
>Bulgarians????? nowhere to be seen

tatar bros where the bugars?
oh nononono ...
Replies: >>507886002
Anonymous ID: XL9HsTiCRomania
6/18/2025, 8:22:10 PM No.507884449
simion
simion
md5: 436f0fe277932ce5648d8ad0660ecb0c🔍
OG Hungary had the most aesthetically pleasing borders. It's sad the Turkish gypsy rape babies out bred the natives.
Anonymous ID: a5Kqkc8tItaly
6/18/2025, 8:22:17 PM No.507884458
>>507877020 (OP)
going to unify Italy to keep it the richest region in Europe like it was until the 1500s and then play giga jew putting every European nation against each other.
Anonymous ID: QzUoRRs/Poland
6/18/2025, 8:22:42 PM No.507884505
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Honestly fuck the Commonwealth and Eastward expansion, reversing the unmitigated disaster that was the district breakup and going beyond the reclaimed territories to push back to the Elbe has always been the more appealing way to play Poland in this game for me.
Replies: >>507884904 >>507892912
Anonymous ID: 3QXoNXm/United States
6/18/2025, 8:22:53 PM No.507884527
>>507884306
>>507884390
Yeah it's CK3, easily confused especially without the UI.
Replies: >>507884764
Anonymous ID: b5JrEcJ9United States
6/18/2025, 8:23:05 PM No.507884548
>>507884046
Who knows, it's all just posturing and virtue-signaling anyway. Like how there are libtard bars who now refer to Moscow mules as "kyiv mules". Same energy as "freedom fries" and "liberty cabbage"

It's also just cringe to insist on endonyms when a language like English has a long-established exonym. I'd look like a tryhard faggot if I insisted on always saying Polska and Warszawa
Anonymous ID: +Xe9K/ErUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:23:39 PM No.507884608
roman_wojack
roman_wojack
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>>507877020 (OP)
Byzantine Empire
Anonymous ID: uREQSxemMexico
6/18/2025, 8:24:01 PM No.507884648
>>507877020 (OP)
I like to play as Castile and fuck over the French. I also like to play as the English and fuck over the French. I occasionally play as Austria and make it a point to fuck over the Ottomans (and also the French).
Replies: >>507885087 >>507885257
Anonymous ID: 3WyfCyoZIndia
6/18/2025, 8:25:13 PM No.507884764
>>507884527
They have turned ck series into a sims game at this point. We get pointless court decoration and lifestyle events insteas of some new game mechanics.
Replies: >>507884900
Anonymous ID: D9/iG3lBU.S. Virgin Islands
6/18/2025, 8:25:24 PM No.507884786
archaon-the-everchosen
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>>507877020 (OP)
The forces of Chaos (France)
Anonymous ID: EJp0ZgIxUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:25:52 PM No.507884836
>>507877020 (OP)
teutonic order as always
Replies: >>507884901
Anonymous ID: PeIn66MuUkraine
6/18/2025, 8:26:25 PM No.507884896
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>>507877020 (OP)
> Kyiv
Yeah... right...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KyivNotKiev
Not playing this pozzed, globohomo, newspeak slop for goyim. Will stick to Rome: Total War instead
Don't forget to buy your 100500 mandatory DLCs, goy :3
Anonymous ID: 3QXoNXm/United States
6/18/2025, 8:26:29 PM No.507884900
>>507884764
It's still kind of fun but I might go back to EU4 next, I haven't played it in many years and I always liked that time period more anyway.
Replies: >>507885163
Anonymous ID: aAwceT2YFinland
6/18/2025, 8:26:30 PM No.507884901
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>>507884836
Anonymous ID: viNJsiFGPanama
6/18/2025, 8:26:31 PM No.507884904
>>507884505
That will unironically become the optimal strat for Poland in EU5 if the current mechanics remain unchanged.
You get an enormous coring malus for non native cultures. Moreso for cultures that don’t share the same language group. If you’re a Pole trying to core a majority German province it’ll take you something like 50 years, but if you’re trying to core a majority Polish province it’ll take a couple years max.
Replies: >>507884999 >>507885334 >>507885592
Anonymous ID: mThWjGJJParaguay
6/18/2025, 8:27:02 PM No.507884957
>>507877020 (OP)
Castile or some OPM
Anonymous ID: aAwceT2YFinland
6/18/2025, 8:27:23 PM No.507884999
>>507884904
makes sense
Replies: >>507885664
Anonymous ID: QzUoRRs/Poland
6/18/2025, 8:28:17 PM No.507885087
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>>507884648
>I like to play as Castile and fuck over the French
I've never done that in any of my playthroughs, at most I'd get lucky with the Burgundian inheritance. Otherwise I'd focus on continuing the reconquista into North Africa and Levant.
>>507883826
Yeah I do remember since I also played EU3, but it was my opinion that it was a little bit of an improvement in some respects. But now you look at all the various medieval-eseque RPG games like BG3 and shit and all of them have that same cluttered look to them.

ALSO, WHY CAN'T PARADOX MAKE A REALISTIC TERRAIN MAP FOR THE WORLD ALREADY AND THE CITIES??? I know they have a stylized look going for it but like fuck, it honestly gets so fucking boring to look at and looks like shit compared to other 3d renders. There's a reason why map mods are as popular as they are. Can't even have basic shit like weather or clouds in this game either.
Anonymous ID: 3WyfCyoZIndia
6/18/2025, 8:29:01 PM No.507885163
>>507884900
What do you think of the new adventurer/estate play? Its sometines fun to play.
Anonymous ID: UNMK5l4mUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:29:02 PM No.507885167
>>507877020 (OP)
Nobody unless they finally made a non-retarded tech system.
Anonymous ID: V4B+NGmpUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:29:11 PM No.507885185
>>507877020 (OP)
I'm driving the Turks out of Anatolia as the best nation in both EU4 and what will be the best nation in EU5. The Byzantine Empire
Anonymous ID: 4/N6gOAFPortugal
6/18/2025, 8:29:55 PM No.507885257
>>507884648
Based knower about the French menace.
Anonymous ID: N4xbFQi9United States
6/18/2025, 8:30:30 PM No.507885325
>>507877452

lol that was my thought too.
Anonymous ID: /OtIyvztDenmark
6/18/2025, 8:30:35 PM No.507885334
>>507884904
They need to revisit the coring mechanics, either that, or genocide needs to be a lot more efficient.
Replies: >>507885664 >>507885685
Anonymous ID: XD+YBpcQAustralia
6/18/2025, 8:31:50 PM No.507885479
>>507880607
>Maybe the spelling fixes when you conquer it as Muscovy.
Conquering them must take the whole timed length of the game..... heh heh
Anonymous ID: QzUoRRs/Poland
6/18/2025, 8:33:01 PM No.507885592
>>507884904
>for non native cultures
I always found it somewhat odd that the penalty for coring neighboring Eastern Slavic lands would be as severe considering it realistically should be split up into another tier as far as subdivisions go, but in that sense it would be more prudent to go for the western lands. The biggest challenge however has always been the HRE cobelligerent shit because after the district breakup those lands were annexed into the HRE. Less of an issue I guess if you play Bohemia or Silesia though (can't do with any Pomerianian principality though since since I last place neither the Sorbs nor Kashubs were in the game though).
>If you’re a Pole trying to core a majority German province it’ll take you something like 50 years, but if you’re trying to core a majority Polish province it’ll take a couple years max.
If it's 1337 then the Germanization hasn't really gone too far past modern borders in some areas, depending on how Parafuck developers interprets the data or how high resolution it is because a lot of the Germans would move into specific areas and create weird mixtures. I hope they maybe add some focuses cause that's a cool alternate history scenario to go through. Already played through various Germany games so it's a way to spice it up.
Replies: >>507886224
Anonymous ID: viNJsiFGPanama
6/18/2025, 8:33:37 PM No.507885664
>>507884999
Unironically the culture system for EU5 as it stands looks like the best iteration of culture in a PDX game they’ve ever done.

Culture has multiple levels. Language groups are the highest level and offer mild buffs to relations/coring speed. They effectively represent ethnicity. So as a Finn you share the same language group as Hungarians. But culture groups reflect the actual similarity of various cultures so you as a Finn will share the same culture group as Estonians and Saamis. It’s the best of both worlds.

>>507885334
The game takes place over a much longer timespan. There’s room for culture conversion over decades/centuries but I think the optimal strat for blobbing will remain cultural acceptance. as it was IRL for yuge empires like Russia.
Replies: >>507885726 >>507886373 >>507886630
Anonymous ID: +Xe9K/ErUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:33:52 PM No.507885685
>>507885334
There will be an expel minorities mod day 1.
Anonymous ID: 3WyfCyoZIndia
6/18/2025, 8:34:14 PM No.507885726
>>507885664
Is EU5 better than EU4?
Replies: >>507886018
Anonymous ID: OHJC5v7hSerbia
6/18/2025, 8:35:02 PM No.507885809
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>>507877020 (OP)
Serbia because I live here and Castile since Castile was the first country I ever played in EU4
Anonymous ID: txQnWDT7Brazil
6/18/2025, 8:35:27 PM No.507885857
>>507877020 (OP)
Lithuania. I will restore pagan europe and boil the kikes alive.
Anonymous ID: THoRG+6uHungary
6/18/2025, 8:36:45 PM No.507885985
>>507877020 (OP)
>Hungary almost whole
Fills my heart with joy
Anonymous ID: KmUxwUCzPoland
6/18/2025, 8:36:56 PM No.507886002
>>507884313
so what tribe slovaks originated from
>>507884432
7 slavic tribes formed bulgar ethnicity after they allied with bulgars against byzantines but yep
Anonymous ID: +Xe9K/ErUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:37:03 PM No.507886018
>>507885726
Its not out yet, but based on early version gameplay by youtubers, its better in every way except missions are to be ignored and it has poopoodogshit performance.
Replies: >>507886450 >>507886924
Anonymous ID: viNJsiFGPanama
6/18/2025, 8:39:00 PM No.507886224
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>>507885592
Pic related are the language groups so far. Looks like Germanisation hasn’t spread too far east beyond some tentacles Silesia and the Baltics.
Also bear in mind that each province will have a percentage breakdown of culture and a population. Going to war and losing men will literally drain your country’s population.
It’ll be interesting to see if you can cheese this mechanic to effectively genocide targetted ethnic groups by raising levvies in minority ethnic provinces and getting them stack wiped.
Replies: >>507886774 >>507887180 >>507887731 >>507888244
Anonymous ID: /OtIyvztDenmark
6/18/2025, 8:40:24 PM No.507886373
>>507885664
>Unironically the culture system for EU5 as it stands looks like the best iteration of culture in a PDX game they’ve ever done
I would agree, if they had more consistency with how they break up cultures. I think that them having around 6 finish cultures is massively overkill when they then don't extend that same level of granularity to other cultures.
Especially when the only major difference for a lot of them historically was religion.

>The game takes place over a much longer timespan
Yes, but currently the setup seems to just make it impossible to do things that happened historically without an event firing for it. At least there seems to be so many mechanics for making it unfun to conqueror that you might as well just play medieval econ simulator instead
Replies: >>507886724
Anonymous ID: aAwceT2YFinland
6/18/2025, 8:41:04 PM No.507886450
>>507886018
>and it has poopoodogshit performance

Oof, that is dissappointing. I was expecting better performance since CK 3 runs so well, you can run campaigns for tens of hours without issues. I end EU4 campaigns usually early because of the performance.
Replies: >>507886580 >>507886930 >>507887066
Anonymous ID: tKphxEAMUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:41:59 PM No.507886535
>>507880851
I swear they were actually on the /vg/ thread looking for things to change. They changed the CoA of the obscure Vlach character I used for my first campaign because I was calling it a Super Swastika. People went through the titles history of Rome to see what rulers they made gay
Anonymous ID: YlV2UdxFCroatia
6/18/2025, 8:42:20 PM No.507886568
>>507877020 (OP)
Poland, like always.
Anonymous ID: mThWjGJJParaguay
6/18/2025, 8:42:22 PM No.507886580
>>507886450
Performance is the last thing they optimize.
Anonymous ID: KXWYy9SYUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:42:49 PM No.507886630
>>507885664
It won't happen. They fixed vic3 briefly so you could get rid of non accepted cultures, and they immediately fixed it, because it made ethno states mechanically viable, instead of a non stop series of revolts with no way to stop them except to embrace multiculturalism
Replies: >>507887443
Anonymous ID: EpjiH0bQUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:43:25 PM No.507886701
>>507877020 (OP)
England or France of course. I'm torn because I agree with most of the controversial dev moves EXCEPT for the shitty fucking Crusader Kings potraits. Fuck plebbiters and their need for capeshit cartoon icons.
Anonymous ID: Zu1MMU5/United States
6/18/2025, 8:43:32 PM No.507886714
>>507877020 (OP)
Wallachia
Anonymous ID: viNJsiFGPanama
6/18/2025, 8:43:40 PM No.507886724
>>507886373
True, that has me worried somewhat. We haven’t actually seen any gameplay past the late medieval era iirc though so either more mechanics open up as the game progresses for blobbing or the blobbing is entirely scripted which is gay and will ruin the game for me.
Replies: >>507887633
Anonymous ID: +rbv3QIVUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:43:57 PM No.507886762
USA
USA
md5: f5b16202d93a1c1a9c9eb7a0022db979🔍
>>507877020 (OP)
'MERICA!
Anonymous ID: QzUoRRs/Poland
6/18/2025, 8:44:03 PM No.507886774
>>507886224
>those little nuggets of polabian slavs around old veleti/odobrite territories as far out as lubeck
>baltic prussians are a thing
>finwinbestonia
>celtic brittany (no normandy though so rip)
>all that detail around anatolia
>greek in albania
Holy shit, it took 10 years but it looks like it's pretty close to Voltaire's Nightmare in the level of detail. Looks like they did their homework for this one.
>beyond some tentacles Silesia and the Baltics
I wonder if there will be any benefits to trade like IRL if you keep some Germs around to do their thing German style.
>each province will have a percentage breakdown of culture and a population
Fucking finally, been wanting something along the lines of an ethnic map mode for years to make change felt. I wonder if they took inspiration from the pops mechanic in Meiou & Taxes.
>mechanic to effectively genocide targetted ethnic groups by raising levvies in minority ethnic provinces and getting them stack wiped
Not unless Paracuck decides that's not kosher or something.
Replies: >>507887180 >>507889940
Anonymous ID: 3WyfCyoZIndia
6/18/2025, 8:45:16 PM No.507886924
>>507886018
> it has poopoodogshit performance.
I hate when it happens with rts games.
Anonymous ID: KXWYy9SYUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:45:18 PM No.507886930
>>507886450
Ck3 doesn't have simulated population. Stellaris used to be incredibly performant, but that was back when planets had up to like 30 pops and there was a tile system where they only moved around based on your influence. Instead of calculating shit every 2 seconds.

Someone at paradox has a raging hard on for big population simulations that fuck the performance non stop.
Replies: >>507887207
Anonymous ID: EpjiH0bQUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:45:59 PM No.507887019
>>507877684
Bantam moet zich onderwerpen

Aan de blanke gouverneur
Anonymous ID: 3WyfCyoZIndia
6/18/2025, 8:46:24 PM No.507887066
>>507886450
Millenium dawn mod in HOI 4 is unplayable now after few ingame years. It used to be so good prior to 2020.
Anonymous ID: /OtIyvztDenmark
6/18/2025, 8:47:37 PM No.507887180
Cultures
Cultures
md5: 677d7550904d2267f0c717d008c81952🔍
>>507886224
>>507886774
Here are the cultures that they're currently working with
Replies: >>507887731 >>507888120
Anonymous ID: 3WyfCyoZIndia
6/18/2025, 8:47:48 PM No.507887207
>>507886930
I stopped playing stellaris because of them bombarding dlcs. Used to be fun though.
Anonymous ID: hTnuKxN0Ethiopia
6/18/2025, 8:48:06 PM No.507887246
>>507877470
How would you convert to judaism tho?
Anonymous ID: x2dlnHKlBrazil
6/18/2025, 8:48:14 PM No.507887262
>>507877020 (OP)
I will stick to playing vic2, paradox can go fuck itself for releasing unfinished games. Won't touch eu5 for at least 2 years and a couple of dlcs.
Replies: >>507887403 >>507889788
Anonymous ID: bVzLQc9MFrance
6/18/2025, 8:49:09 PM No.507887364
>>507877020 (OP)
I WILL SAVE THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE !
As always.
Tell me you are an EU player but never done it !
Anonymous ID: 3WyfCyoZIndia
6/18/2025, 8:49:24 PM No.507887403
>>507887262
Ck3 was pretty good from the get go. It is getting ruined with sims like dlc.
Anonymous ID: te2zrABqPoland
6/18/2025, 8:49:35 PM No.507887423
1678621638587867
1678621638587867
md5: 479d72d5ab19d239e8616f4ce62945f8🔍
>>507877020 (OP)
>1337
>Galicia-Volhynia
Jesus fucking Christ, what retard actually made this map?
The name "Galicia" was literally invented in 18th century by Austrian Germans. In 13th century Ukraine was that place on map where literally dragons were.
Replies: >>507887995 >>507888337 >>507889572
Anonymous ID: viNJsiFGPanama
6/18/2025, 8:49:42 PM No.507887443
>>507886630
I’ve no doubt expel minorities will still be a thing for colonial empires. Especially since slaves are a trade good in EU5, just like EU4. The thing about blobbing is that IRL and ingame if you want to blob out you’re going to have a multiethnic empire. Either you accept those cultures or you expend capital keeping your unaccented pops inline.

If you want to be an ethnostate you aren’t blobbing irl or ingame imo.
Anonymous ID: THoRG+6uHungary
6/18/2025, 8:50:33 PM No.507887541
>>507880226
The germs supported Istvan to christianize us with force. They killed tens of thousands of our best before the remaining christianised to saved their lives. It is all downhill from there. With jews you loose and christcucktainity is jewish. Simple as.
Replies: >>507889539
Anonymous ID: /OtIyvztDenmark
6/18/2025, 8:51:22 PM No.507887633
>>507886724
They have claimed that blobbing is supposed to be hard and disincentivised. Yet they have situations like the rise of the ottomans that makes it extremely easy for a specific historical culture to blob.
They have plenty of time to change this of course, but I have a feeling they wont.
Anonymous ID: y5LM0ED7Netherlands
6/18/2025, 8:51:24 PM No.507887636
>>507884004
Kikes weren't even allowed on the VOC board for the first 150 years, fuckwit
Anonymous ID: QzUoRRs/Poland
6/18/2025, 8:52:10 PM No.507887731
edited eu5-atlas-culture-terrain-political-maps-europe-n-africa-v0-ovp97pf2q9gd1
>>507886224
Is this the current up to date map? I'm seeing posts for it 7 months ago as opposed to over a year ago for this one, so I'm assuming it is the updated version as it looks more detailed than pic related.
>>507887180
Oh I see, fascinating.
Replies: >>507887892 >>507891208
Anonymous ID: ObCJ9f+wUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:52:12 PM No.507887734
>>507877020 (OP)
Munster -> Ireland -> GB of course
Anonymous ID: y+JzmXgjUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:52:24 PM No.507887759
1497121211483
1497121211483
md5: a63a8786fbcdac8c74350ad373106ddf🔍
Video games are for children.
Replies: >>507888085
Anonymous ID: bpnzX1OuRomania
6/18/2025, 8:53:41 PM No.507887876
>>507882762
Hungary is nice :D, keep doing what ur doing bro.
Anonymous ID: viNJsiFGPanama
6/18/2025, 8:53:50 PM No.507887892
>>507887731
Those are two different maps. The first map is cultures, the second map is language groups.
Each culture is part of a language group.
Anonymous ID: 3YX38C70Vietnam
6/18/2025, 8:53:51 PM No.507887893
>>507877020 (OP)
Brandenburg and make a Großgermaniums.
Anonymous ID: QzUoRRs/Poland
6/18/2025, 8:54:43 PM No.507887995
file
file
md5: b395a40230cb5d94a6dce0524cde2e5f🔍
>>507887423
That's something that always really fucking confused me with Paradox maps, nowhere in our text books for history or maps do I recall seeing that name. It was always Ks. Halickie or Księstwo Halicko-Włodzimierskie instead or Red Ruthenia.
Replies: >>507888485
Anonymous ID: QzUoRRs/Poland
6/18/2025, 8:55:27 PM No.507888085
>>507887759
Europa Universalis always felt more like a tabletop game to me like the ones I used to play.
Anonymous ID: KmUxwUCzPoland
6/18/2025, 8:55:42 PM No.507888120
>>507887180
>polesian
those pacific islanders?
how the fuck did they get there
Replies: >>507888495 >>507888526
Anonymous ID: scGuYpBSUnited States
6/18/2025, 8:56:42 PM No.507888244
>>507886224
>Ugric and Finnic together but most Indo-European branches separated
I wish they’d stop doing it, that’s like idk shoving Greek and Iranian together
>Armenian, Greek, Iranic, Kartvelian, and both Caucasian families in the same language family
what in the actual fuck
anyway I looked at some of their North America maps and noticed they turned Utah’s big salt desert into four agricultural provinces while making most of the actual fertile lands wasteland – and then filled the barren hinterlands of Nevada with more provinces than in California. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with this company, it’s like they refuse to even look at a map or do research, they fuck up everything outside of Sweden so completely. It’s probably on purpose, so they can sell dlc fixing it.
Replies: >>507889034
Anonymous ID: /OtIyvztDenmark
6/18/2025, 8:57:36 PM No.507888337
Countries
Countries
md5: 5390f60fdcc41f1f414e633b0a074a67🔍
>>507887423
Some Spanish tard if I were to guess. They have since updated it
Anonymous ID: KmUxwUCzPoland
6/18/2025, 8:59:03 PM No.507888485
>>507887995
look how close you are but just keep dodging the point like neo
>The name of the region derives from the medieval city of Halych,[7][8][9] and was first mentioned in Hungarian historical chronicles in the year 1206 as Galiciæ.[10][11] The eastern part of the region was controlled by the medieval Kingdom of Galicia–Volhynia before it was annexed by the Kingdom of Poland in 1352 and became part of the Ruthenian Voivodeship.
Anonymous ID: QzUoRRs/Poland
6/18/2025, 8:59:07 PM No.507888495
file
file
md5: 61bcfec2dff15aeecaae8d532e0b7006🔍
>>507888120
I think they just looked at the Polesie region and went "yep that'll do".
Anonymous ID: /OtIyvztDenmark
6/18/2025, 8:59:28 PM No.507888526
>>507888120
They sailed up the rivers, duh.
Anonymous ID: FC2/FMLaSweden
6/18/2025, 9:00:00 PM No.507888584
>>507880947
Vagenagar*
Anonymous ID: /OtIyvztDenmark
6/18/2025, 9:04:24 PM No.507889034
>>507888244
>Armenian, Greek, Iranic, Kartvelian, and both Caucasian families in the same language family
No they just weren't done when the map was made
Anonymous ID: g5YvSz1yUnited States
6/18/2025, 9:09:14 PM No.507889506
1732133435974703
1732133435974703
md5: 64ba1cdaf3f379760dca08c092d78010🔍
>>507877020 (OP)
Venice is going to be so FUCKING STRONG its unreal. With all that money from trading, they will be able to hire so many mercs and never have to levy peasants for your military.
Same with England.
Anonymous ID: ZkJatYTmUnited States
6/18/2025, 9:09:26 PM No.507889525
Can we build vertically now or is it still a braindead blobbing sim with equally braindead combat?
Anonymous ID: V331ydc3Hungary
6/18/2025, 9:09:32 PM No.507889539
>>507887541
Please keep your larpagan shit to yourself. Christ is king.
Anonymous ID: aL0qxP39Russian Federation
6/18/2025, 9:09:53 PM No.507889572
>>507887423
>The name "Galicia" was literally invented in 18th century by Austrian Germans.
It's just a latinized name for Halicz. Same as Moscovia/Muscovy for Moscow Tsardom.
Replies: >>507890940
Anonymous ID: FC2/FMLaSweden
6/18/2025, 9:11:57 PM No.507889788
>>507887262
Plus it will be free on Epic Store
Anonymous ID: vykXCgQdUnited States
6/18/2025, 9:13:28 PM No.507889940
>>507884147
Have you considered Imperator?>>507886774
>I wonder if they took inspiration from the pops mechanic in Meiou & Taxes.
Probably from their own game, Imperator.

Play Imperator, dammit. Install Invictus, the game is good.
Replies: >>507891250
Anonymous ID: te2zrABqPoland
6/18/2025, 9:22:38 PM No.507890940
>>507889572
I know, still - it wasn't called like this in 13th century (Halychia is probably modern invention too) - nobody called it Galicia until Austrians invented that name. And why latinisation would replace "H" with "G" is beyond me. In Poland (and Poland is a part of latin civilisation world, so we should know) we spell "Galicia" with hard "G" (Galicja)- but Halicz (or Ruś Halicka) we spell with "H".
Replies: >>507892477 >>507893007
Anonymous ID: tKphxEAMUnited States
6/18/2025, 9:25:03 PM No.507891208
>>507887731
They posted maps like a month ago that showed a province named after Kim-Il-Sung and some Soviet stuff. They’re continually being updated
Anonymous ID: XZZsKtkSUnited States
6/18/2025, 9:25:21 PM No.507891250
>>507889940
I didn't hate imperator, but it has the same problem Nu-paradox always has. Dealing with multiculturalism wasn't a thing in the ancient world.
If the local populace acted up, their women found themselves raped, and the male lines in the area culled. There was no unstoppable rebellion bullshit from peasants, only petty regional governors/nobility thinking they can rise above their station. Ethnic nobility never survived conquest.
Replies: >>507891935 >>507892160
Anonymous ID: grGTzvy4Denmark
6/18/2025, 9:27:13 PM No.507891441
>>507878494
You are so based for this and same. But the cool thing about Denmark is that you can do both if you want or focus on the new world.
Anonymous ID: V331ydc3Hungary
6/18/2025, 9:31:52 PM No.507891935
>>507891250
Completely fucking wrong. Multiculturalism was the absolute norm up until very recent times. The concept of a nation-state is very recent.
Replies: >>507892160
Anonymous ID: vykXCgQdUnited States
6/18/2025, 9:34:01 PM No.507892160
>>507891250
Bro I set jews to Slave status every run. Just do that with everyone if you hate them.
But also, >>507891935 is kind of right, though not really. I don't think that multiculturalism was a thing in the way that we think of it, either.

Regardless, you can enslave and ethnically convert pops if you like. I do it in most of my runs.
Replies: >>507894006
Anonymous ID: KmUxwUCzPoland
6/18/2025, 9:37:12 PM No.507892477
>>507890940
hungarians called it galicia in 1206 dumbass
>The name of the region derives from the medieval city of Halych,[7][8][9] and was first mentioned in Hungarian historical chronicles in the year 1206 as Galiciæ.[10][11] The eastern part of the region was controlled by the medieval Kingdom of Galicia–Volhynia before it was annexed by the Kingdom of Poland in 1352 and became part of the Ruthenian Voivodeship.
galicia is just a replacement word for halicz in some languages
Replies: >>507893246
Anonymous ID: RK9tIQouUnited States
6/18/2025, 9:37:17 PM No.507892484
>>507877020 (OP)
I always play as Saxony and act like a Rothschild after Poland annihilates Bohemia, so probably Saxony.
Anonymous ID: ukGuA51jSerbia
6/18/2025, 9:40:49 PM No.507892883
>>507884000
>albanians
>before the 10th century
bruh
Replies: >>507893841
Anonymous ID: RK9tIQouUnited States
6/18/2025, 9:41:06 PM No.507892912
>>507884505
Poland is everybody's bitch, and so shall you remain until Russia is dont w Kiev, at which point you will likely cease to exist. Your welcum
Replies: >>507893074
Anonymous ID: aL0qxP39Russian Federation
6/18/2025, 9:41:58 PM No.507893007
>>507890940
>it wasn't called like this in 13th century
Yeah, but using local endonyms for everything would make the game unplayable. They're sticking to commonly used historigraphical terms (with the obvious exception of Quiyiff). Non-English localizations will use their own terms obviously.
Anonymous ID: +CIiVP3YPoland
6/18/2025, 9:42:38 PM No.507893074
poland history
poland history
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>>507892912
shut the fuck up, mutt
Replies: >>507893302
Anonymous ID: jCPW3+IsUnited States
6/18/2025, 9:42:49 PM No.507893096
>>507877020 (OP)
Release date?
Replies: >>507893380
Anonymous ID: te2zrABqPoland
6/18/2025, 9:44:18 PM No.507893246
>>507892477
>galicia is just a replacement word for halicz in some languages

Which (the replacement I mean) was invented in 18th century by Austrians, you fucking retard.
Replies: >>507893626
Anonymous ID: RK9tIQouUnited States
6/18/2025, 9:44:48 PM No.507893302
>>507893074
Wash my toilet Pavel
Replies: >>507894037 >>507894294
Anonymous ID: mThWjGJJParaguay
6/18/2025, 9:45:27 PM No.507893380
>>507893096
No ETA for now
Anonymous ID: KmUxwUCzPoland
6/18/2025, 9:47:48 PM No.507893626
>>507893246
mindless creature
>and was first mentioned in Hungarian historical chronicles in the year 1206 as Galiciæ.[10][11]
and was first mentioned in Hungarian historical chronicles in the year 1206 as Galiciæ.[10][11]
>and was first mentioned in Hungarian historical chronicles in the year 1206 as Galiciæ.[10][11]
and was first mentioned in Hungarian historical chronicles in the year 1206 as Galiciæ.[10][11]
>and was first mentioned in Hungarian historical chronicles in the year 1206 as Galiciæ.[10][11]
Anonymous ID: VuavdKsHPoland
6/18/2025, 9:49:46 PM No.507893826
My home city of Legnica ;)
Anonymous ID: KmUxwUCzPoland
6/18/2025, 9:49:50 PM No.507893841
>>507892883
>The Albanoi (also Albani; Ancient Greek: Ἀλβανοί, Albanoi; Latin: Albani) were an Illyrian tribe. They were possibly first mentioned by Hecataeus of Miletus (550-476 BCE) under the name Abroi. Ptolemy (100–170 CE) is the first author who mentions them under the name Albanoi.
Anonymous ID: V331ydc3Hungary
6/18/2025, 9:51:08 PM No.507894006
>>507892160
Normies have trouble comprehending a society so vastly different from their comfy little 21st century suburban shithole.

A high medieval age peasant, depending on the geographical location, could reasonably expected to speak 2-3 languages and possibly even more regional dialects, as there were no big melting pot cultures caused by easy mass communication and travel. The guys two valleys away might have spoken a completely different language. Your lord might have spoken a different language. The itinerant merchant, your only source for some tools might have spoken different one. Merchants themselves could have been reasonably expected to speak 4-7 languages, depending on their coverage, especially if they traded by sea. A simple route for a Hansa merchant might have took him over a half dozen languages and several language groups without even leaving the Baltic sea. If you wanted to do anything scholarly , you needed to be fluent in Latin and Classical Greek. The Court might have spoken an entirely different language than the vernacular. Later, French became the language of diplomacy. People often put effort into learning the languages of neighboring hostile countries, as some knowledge of norse or arabic or turkish might have turned an event from a raid into a trading mission.

Its hard to understimate how important the spoken word and just talking were back then. If a stranger wandered into a village, he could have reasonably expected a warm bowl of food and a place to sleep in return of the stories he told because random people wandering around was the internet of the time and the ONLY way to get news. You HAD to speak and communicate constantly, especially in societies where literacy was not as common. There were no mass media to be informed from, no newspapers, no posters, no fliers, nothing. The only way you learned anything, if another human told it to you.
Anonymous ID: KmUxwUCzPoland
6/18/2025, 9:51:19 PM No.507894037
1654086191464
1654086191464
md5: 87b76fb471d8eeb6a374d54e5997c571🔍
>>507893302
classic
Anonymous ID: +CIiVP3YPoland
6/18/2025, 9:53:32 PM No.507894294
>>507893302
1. Polish-Americans earn more than German-Americans and have higher wealth
2. Treating a Polish flag as some imaginary immigrant is retarded and why everyone deservedly treats you as a retarded mutt
Replies: >>507894421 >>507895468
Anonymous ID: KmUxwUCzPoland
6/18/2025, 9:54:39 PM No.507894421
>>507894294
its russian troll on vpn
Anonymous ID: jDnniCsWPortugal
6/18/2025, 10:01:26 PM No.507895221
>>507877020 (OP)
Portugal of course, I hope they got rid of that ridiculous "historical friends" thing with Castille.
Anonymous ID: QzUoRRs/Poland
6/18/2025, 10:03:31 PM No.507895468
>>507894294
I was born in Chicago and most citizens of the United States I have spoken to argue by default in faith of the magic dirt theory, that I am an American and not a Pole, but at the same time an immigrant. Sometimes it feels like offers a slight advantage in some situations where you'd otherwise be discriminated for being white.
Anonymous ID: avEZ3+8ZUnited States
6/18/2025, 10:13:00 PM No.507896517
>>507877020 (OP)
Venice is usually.my go-to. It gets Cold War tense with the Ottomans breathing down your neck the whole time.
>>507877254
Portugal was a fun playthrough, hope they dont screw up the colonization game
Anonymous ID: 5RmQLFcOGermany
6/18/2025, 10:17:21 PM No.507896955
frisian freedom the peasant republic just for memes

(just a little joke i dont play paradox games anymore since im not a cuckold)
Anonymous ID: /NDMGqfnFinland
6/18/2025, 10:18:26 PM No.507897091
I don't know if I'm going to play it, I find I hate learning how to play new games as I get older. The game is also addicting as all hell, I have wasted over 5000 hours staring and painting maps. Teutonic order maybe?
Anonymous ID: obt1pHqmUnited Kingdom
6/18/2025, 10:21:38 PM No.507897415
I'm going to play the protagonist of the game.
Anonymous ID: +ihSW+MSGermany
6/18/2025, 10:24:05 PM No.507897677
>>507877020 (OP)
Muscovy, and see how difficult they made it to be able to form Russia
Anonymous ID: vZvhB/5Q
6/18/2025, 10:25:44 PM No.507897863
>>507877020 (OP)
Ottoman, of course
Anonymous ID: wVWMljTOUnited States
6/18/2025, 10:25:58 PM No.507897890
>>507877020 (OP)
Probably Munster it’s a good way to learn the game, once I learn I’ll go to Florence, maybe check out what they have for the Aztec or an eastern country then too