Thread 507880714

I'm a Cruz missile now fellow chudbros.
https://x.com/tedcruz/status/1935380503949090933

>>507880714 (OP)

Ted Cruz admitted that Israel spies on the President of the US, and that he's okay with it. There is no coming back from that

>>507880714 (OP)
The rightoids are using capeshit references now too

wtf I'm a cruz missile nao

>>507880714 (OP)
>zero now, lol

>>507880714 (OP)
There is literally a whole ass book where Luke feels like shit for blowing up the Death Star because it had 1000000+ people on it.

>>507880714 (OP)
>Y-yeah, that's what I meant to say last night!
This is the most impotent, pathetic thing I've seen in a while, and I look at my penis every day

>>507880714 (OP)
>just like my le heckin capeshit slop!!!
I hate america I hate america I hate america I hate america I hate america I hate america I hate america I hate america I hate america I hate america

>>507880714 (OP)
He's cruzing for children

>>507881130
lmao

>>507880714 (OP)
Heh, actually legit

>>507880714 (OP)
The comments about the population/demographic questions are a distraction from the actual key part of that interview where Cruz slipped up that the US is actively helping Israel bomb Iran.
Niggers Tongue my Anus, Death to Israel, Death to India.

>>507881051
Lucas even cut out entire scenes that humanized the Imperials on the Death Star because fans noticed.
>Yay!
>Hey wait a minute! :*(

>>507880907
spbp
many such cases, very sad

>>507881051
What book is that btw?

>>507880714 (OP)
I appreciate that Tucker went against Cruz for being a neocon, but this was just another cringe 'what is Aleppo' gotcha that has no real significance.

>>507880714 (OP)
Iran has over four times the population that Iraq did when we invaded them, and the terrain is worse than Afghanistan. Not to mention that they're way more technologically advanced than Iraq ever was. How the fuck would we invade them when we could barely handle Iraq and Afghanistan? Cruz is totally fucking clueless and pulling is into an unwinnable war.

>>507880714 (OP)
cope

>>507881151
A real joepedo

>>507880714 (OP)
Ted also leaked the absolute status of the US decision making process. It's all Israel, and they don't give a shit beyond appear to be relevant. Vote harder

>>507880714 (OP)
CANADA TAKE YOUR ISRAELI PIECE OF SHIT CRUZ BACK PLEASE

>>507881490
>just invade a country >4x more populous than when we did Iraq bro
RETARD

>>507880714 (OP)
No surprise that Ted Cruz uses fiction to justify himself

holy cringe

>>507880714 (OP)
>actually paid to commission this Ai slop
their eyes aren't even looking at each other and luke was a terrorist

>>507881130
Obsessed kike

>>507881668
he's right
cucker carlson is a pussy

>>507881493
>unwinnable
not true. raytheon and israel win. so he wins.

>>507881493
It would require a total war and consequently a draft to win. Trump would get impeached immediately if he tried pushing that.

>>507881096
lmfao, Ted Cruz trying to come back from last night's kinda hilarious in a sad way desu desu.

>>507880714 (OP)
America is run by people who spend their time fantasising a win to past lost arguments.

>>507881490
Dude that's a cope. He couldn't even ballpark the answers and had a spastic melt down after admitting ZOG rules America

>>507880714 (OP)
This is actually one of the major problems with Star Wars. The Death Star had a crew of a 1.7 Million. Luke kills 1.7 Million people. And he thinks it's awesome. He's smiling. It doesn't bother him at all. He's elated. It seems weird. The force is a part of all living things, right? Wouldn't Luke feel a great disturbance in the force if he PERSONALLY killed 1.7 Million people? How come when Alderaan explodes lightyears away, it causes a disturbance in the force, but when Luke personally kills 1.7 Million people there's no disturbance in the force? It's not like the Force distinguishes between Space Wizards and Space Nazis.

Star Wars is even gayer than Star Trek.

>>507880714 (OP)
>YOURE ACTING LIKE VOLDEMORT
Using a fictional anecdote to make a point should be punishable by removal of rights, no voting, no office, tolkien was right allegory is low brow trash.

>>507880714 (OP)
>any country not ruled by globohomo finance is le star wars decking death stars
God I fucking hate American politicians so muchm at least the ones here don't put on brain-dead ideologies and will tell you they're just all dogs going after bones after a couple drinks

>>507880714 (OP)
>pop-culture reference from the 80s
>"my enemies are cartoon villains"
ted is fucking seething

>>507881697
>ad hominem
You lost

>>507881130
the only thing i hate more than capeshit and plebbit is you loudmouth penniless foreigners thinking it represents the rest of us

I mean yeah you should know the population of the Death Star if you plan to invade and destroy it.

>>507881493
No ones talking about ground invasion though

>>507881476
Clerks II

>>507880714 (OP)
embarrassing

>>507880907
Yeah this is really sad

>this is just like starwars, the handmaiden's tale, and hunger games combined!
imagine defaulting to histronic liberal ethics the moment someone presses you on why you want to kill millions of people in the middle east (again)

>>507880714 (OP)
Yes, Iran is like the deathstar. Except its filled with millions of families. Fucking greasy crypto kike.

Luke literally had the plans to the death star so he would have known

>>507881903
He's a senator you nigger, you voted him in. He literally represents you.

>>507881654
Since when did the population of the opposing side matter at all to any politician who can vote for war ever? Do you even have a point?

>>507880714 (OP)
Ted is retarded lol, he totally lost.

>>507880714 (OP)
so he's saying that he wants to blow up everyone who lives in Iran completely indiscriminately?

>>507880907
>rightoids
there is no difference between neocons like ted cruz and democrats.

>>507880714 (OP)
CRUZ MISSILE DIRECT HIT

Ted tapping right into american mind

This shit is getting harder and harder for me to disprove. Why did he grow a beard and hide his facial features ? TO THROW AWAY FROM THE FACT HES THE FUCKIN ZODAC

>>507880714 (OP)
It's a valid point, the rebels killed way more people. Alderan had millions. But a low estimate on the deathstar is like 20 billion, and that's just with 1 person per square mile. Just blowing up the entire thing is pretty fucked up.

Aside from being manipulated by time Mossad operative Andreas Strassmeier, McVeigh was also Star Wars-brained, and compared blowing up the Murrah Building full of civilians, to the innocents on the Death Star.

>>507881130
Focusing on that question is obvious cope and jewish misdirection. The reason Tucker posted that clip was because this kike slave openly admitted "we" (as in America) was a active participant in the Israeli strike. Everyone knows it, but he was the first to admitt it.

>>507882056
>dude let's just displace 90 million people and speedrun demographic collapse in all of western europe
seems like a bad idea
also killing people for specious war game spheres of influence is bad
Israel's not supposed to have nukes either, yet everyone knows they do. Why do they get a pass?

>>507881536
Sneed

>>507880714 (OP)
Muh Star Wars reference what a retarded take

>>507882428
Same reason they get a pass on everything else, they are Satan's chosen.

>>507880714 (OP)
>>507881051
>>507881130
It’s not as le Reddit funny as it sounds. Timothy McVeigh actually used the Death Star metaphor when he was justifying the Oklahoma City Bombing.

>>507880714 (OP)
So he resorts to starshit memes to retort Tucker.

Lol, lmao, even.

based
ted

>>507880714 (OP)
>what was the population of Alderaan?

>>507882590
agreed

>>507882113
He's saying he is Luke Skywalker.

>>507882354
>McVeigh

The Secret Life of Timothy McVeigh
>https://rumble.com/v1rf5ac
https://rumble.com/v1rf5ac

>>507880714 (OP)
yikes

>>507881051
ANAKIN GENOCIDED ALL THE SAND PEOPLE

>>507882268
I'm pretty sure the zodiac killer is Bernie Sanders

>>507880714 (OP)
>IT'S JUST LIKE MY HECKIN STAR WARS MOVERINO

I like Ted Cruz because he believes in the international rules-based order and he takes the threat of Iran, Russia, and China seriously. If Ted Cruz was a European he would have an influential position in Brussels, possibly an EU commissioner or regulatory adviser.

>>507880907
You do know you're in a japanese capeshit site right?

>>507880907
>>507882205
No, just kikes. It's always been kikes

>>507880714 (OP)
That's actually important intel when weighing your options as to how you can blow up the death star. If you out number them, but they have a massive advantage in terms of space defense, boarding and fighting within the star destroyer is a good option.

>>507882033
He only voted him in if he lives in Texas, retarded fucking ape. If you don't know how the US political system works, don't comment on it.

Ted Cruz confirmed an even bigger bitch than previously thought.

>>507880714 (OP)
>"I love my job working on the rape laser 4000. Ah fuck why am I getting killed for working on the rape laser 4000 I'm a civilian!"

YEAH LIKE WHO CARES WHAT'S THE POPULATION OF VOLDENMORT

>>507881807
>Star Wars is even gayer than Star Trek
>Picard taken by Borg
>Destroys 39 ships, kills/assimilates over ten thousand people (including women and children)
>Give Picard his ship and appointment back when space magic “cures” him
>Barely discuss it again for decades
Next we can discuss “Force of Nature” aka How the Federation Handwaved Warp Travel Destroying Spacetime Away

>>507880714 (OP)
I am with ted on this one. Tucker is using the same kind of debate tactics that someone like destiny uses. They look up some unrelated factoid ahead of time and try to use it to discredit your argument.

>>507882902
>it's not me, it's those texans
Cope and sneed

>>507882056
It's the size of the opposing population that you're fighting you FUCKING RETARD.>>507882056

>>507881493
Their plan is probably to weaponize Iran's minorities against the Persian core.
Only half of Iran is of Persian ethnicity and the other half could likely be agitated, as separatist sentiments are already prevalent.

>>507880907
Neocons are leftists.

just furthers tuckers point though. Also is he say Israel is the rebel alliance? That makes 0 sense. I dont remember the rebels razing and entire planet and perpetrating a genocide if anything is the empire. This silly Ted Cruz is an idiot. Tucker sucks too tho so (2retardsfighting.jpg)

>>507881051
Not canon

>>507882965
If you want to regime change/color revolution a country the least you should know is the population size of that country.

If Cruz doesn’t even have a general idea of the population of a country he wants to attack then he probably doesn’t know very much at all about Iran.

>>507880714 (OP)
ted cruz is probably on video frazzledripping brown boys. i cannot fathom his bloodlust except that he personally parties like a mexicant cartel enforcer.

>>507880907
Neocon boomers always loved that shit

>>507880907
>now
The white house put out a Trump sith pic for May 4th.

>>507883084
He's also claiming to be Luke Skywalker.

Everybody is missing this.

>>507880907
>Muh left muh right
It's Humanity against jews and their golems.
Nothing else.

>>507880714 (OP)
>star slop
grow up, Ted Cruz!

>>507880714 (OP)
>Muh goywars!!
Shabbos goy and their kike masters are honestly pathetic. Notice how they refuse to engage directly with anything Tucker says? Because saying "you dumb fuck goyim need to die for Israel" doesn't sound good no matter how you spin it

>>507880714 (OP)
>I surely will win if I paint my enemies as ontological evil and I paint myself as the hero
Teodoro surely is a faggot retard

>>507880714 (OP)
I don't get it

>>507883173
HE KNOWS IRAN CANT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE A DEATH STAR PER PRESIDENT DRUMPF COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE ARMED FORCES

>>507881490
Are you seriously so dumb you don't see why it's pertinent for the American people to know that Iran is an actual country with 90 million people and an army 3 times the size of Iraq?

>>507881365
What's the original cut's name?

>>507882789
How is supporting Israel supporting international rules based order? They flagrantly violate International law, are currently invading almost all of their neighbors and actively started this war. The only reason Iran even needs nukes is to defend itself from Israel and the US who have proven themselves to be belicosse agressors. Israel isn't even in line with international regulations on nuclear weapons themselves.

>>507880714 (OP)
Ted Cruz worked so hard for nearly a decade to get back into the good graces of the alt right and then undid it all in a single interview.

>>507881493
Iran is mostly ineffectual if you blow up their military infrastructure long range, and that's what's happening. There's no need for a ground war and no point of an occupation. The Colin Powell era of war policy is over, we aren't doing the antique shop rule anymore.

>>507883807
He's a neocon zionist all he cares about is getting his AIPAC money

>>507880714 (OP)
>AI slop
Argument discarded

>>507883847
This is the exact same thing they said in Iraq, they even used the WMD lie too lmao

>>507883090
That's the gentile canon. Disneykikes wouldn't understand.

>>507881493
>the terrain is worse than Afghanistan
how do you get worse than 80% mountainous?

>>507880857
>levels of humiliation ritual previously unimagined

>>507882033
not in my state you stupidass nonwhite yellow toilet pumping slavshit god damnit you are a fucking idiot

>>507883847
Come on, nig. No war can be won without boots on the ground. That’s a fundamental of warfare.

>>507883768
Ursula von der Leyen often speaks of the rules-based order she also boasts Europe embraces Talmudic value. They are one and the same.

>>507883993
81% mountainous

>>507882955
>Barely discuss it again for decades
Someone missed the opening episode of DS9.
God damn that scene went hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjDwPfIqyQ

>>507880714 (OP)
The difference being it was a CIVIL WAR, not nation vs nation. The Empire already blew up one of its own planets.

>>507883936
Iraq was literally "you break it you buy it" policy, aka the antique store policy, you colossal brown-handed retard.

>>507884109
Tell me how Iran wins or even prosecutes a war with just infantry against two countries they don't share a border with who are not occupying their country.

>>507880714 (OP)
TL;DW of this interview?

>>507880907
We have our own references. Cruz is resorting to traditionally left coded pop-culture symbols, because he is a leftist subversive. A snake that looks like a rat. He's also probably the Zodiac killer.

>>507884735
(You) have to watch it.
I'm going to re-watch it

>>507881365
No he didn't. You have to be 18 to post here.

>>507882753
No wonder Natalie Portman was wet, she was imagining Tusken as Gazaties

>>507880714 (OP)
ted cruz admits to being a sÖyjak

>>507884811
I ain't ever gonna watch it. Gif me da rundown.

>>507884569
Because air strikes alone will never knock out all of their infrastructure. Iran is nearly all mountain range. They just discovered a 2,500 acre nuclear site that wasn’t even hidden and had no idea about for years. What else is hidden in all those mountains they have no clue about? A ground war would also be a nightmare.

>>507880980
cool go blow up israel now

>>507880714 (OP)
He really should have just alluded to this on the show instead of posting AIsloppa hours later

>>507881051
Ass book?

>>507884832
Yes he did, zoomster. I'm way older than you. This is also an area of my expertise.

>>507880857
Intelligence agencies of all countries spy on foreign leaders, friendly or hostile. No biggie. The CIA spies on Merkel and BoJo, the FSB and GRU spy on Lukashenko, Chinese intelligence agencies (MSS etc) spy on Putin, and so on. Everyone knows it, it's always been like that.

>>507880714 (OP)
i wish they would cut this ai bullshit out

>>507884954
>Because air strikes alone will never knock out all of their infrastructure.

Where there's a government checkbook and a military industrial complex, there's a way.

>>507881303
Israel posts have seen a precipitous drop in quality this week

>>507885026
Israel isn't a real nation. It's a proxy warfront, just like South Korea and Taiwan. If we didn't need them they'd be gone already. Hard truth.

>>507880714 (OP)
this is too stupid for me to respond to ... I can't if he had used harry potter I would

>>507880714 (OP)
It's pretty retarded to quiz someone during an interview desu, especially when it's more than likely Cucker or his producer looked up those stats in preparation for a "gotcha" moment.
>Cucker wears a red bracelet btw

>>507882268
It’s his dad that was the zodiac

>>507885172
I forgot, Ukraine now too.

>>507880714 (OP)
Cruz so mad he's having his comeback shower thoughts in public, lmao

>>507880714 (OP)
Iran is not a fully armed and operational battlestation. Its a nation of mostly civilians. Strange for Ted to advocate for the destruction of an entire nation, its people and way of life but I suppose hes making a lot of money so what does he care. He wants to be Luke blowing up the Death Star and saving the space jews.

>>507885265
ok JIDF. (You) can leave now

>>507880714 (OP)
yooooo israel is just like the rebel alliance!!! darth vader is iran, spiderman is my dad, batman is my wifes boyfriend!! epic!!!! xD

>>507885131
You’re right that there’s a way to money launder even more money to Israel and bilk the taxpayers for billions for years to come

>>507881903
>>507884092
>>507882902
in his defense, you have decided to represent yourself on the world stage in that way at least once before

>>507885265
>It's pretty retarded to quiz someone during an interview
That's the whole fucking point of an interview. Oh my god. You fucking yanks have been so brainbroken by your fawning media sucking politician cock for decades instead of holding them to account that you can't even compute that an interviewer would actually do their fucking job. Holy shit.

>>507885380
Civilians that follow a religion of peace*

>>507880714 (OP)
So Ted boy wants to blow up Iran and kill em' all because they wear towels on their heads? Damn, what a bloodthirsty pyscho LOL

>>507880714 (OP)
>yellow filter
generated by chatgpt

>>507884440
You stupid filthy fucking warmongering jew. There's NO ALTERNATIVE to antique store policy when your goal is to install a friendly regime, you have to stay there for the following insurgency that does not want a gay faggot feminist Western puppet government imposed on them, otherwise you defeat the point of the regime change in the first place.

>>507885666
Stop posting Satan, you are already getting plenty of souls.

>>507885265
Even I could have ballparked an answer of 85-90 million and I’m not a US senator publicly advocating for war with Iran. This is shit he could have looked up on fucking wikipedia.

>>507883583
Do you think that information is going to stop or even slow down people like Ted Cruz who want to bomb them and force regime change?

What a fucking stupid comparison. Luke Skywalker flew an X-Wing and was taking orders. General Jan Dodonna and Princess Leia were the highest ranking members. Leia had the fucking schematics on her person at the beginning of the movie. They would have reviewed the technical schematics, weapon capabilities, and crew/population with extreme detail. Luke Skywalker didn't know jackshit and would have only received basic mission briefing info since he joined at the last fucking second.

Imagine them getting ready to launch their mission and someone asking one of the admirals what the personnel situation on the death star was like, and they didn't fucking know.
>well how many soldiers are stationed on that base
>uh...idklol

>>507885693
example, by default most cartoon images generated by chatgpt have a yellow color to them

>>507885665
if you don't fuckin like it on american website feel free to go make your own 4chan. go get your face beaten in by the speech police.

go on, shoo. show us you aren't full of shit

>>507885998
So Luke just assumed the death star was fully automated?

>>507880714 (OP)
Look at this fucking nerd who still loves Star wars. It's like bro. You are a politician, a state senator for many years decades even in politics. You're like 60 or in your 50s. Why are you making memes about Star wars? Do you really liking yourself to fucking Luke Skywalker? Who is also a bitch? Mark Hamill's a faggot just like you. God damn you Trump God damn the Republican party. Goddamn Maga you people are making me like fucking Tucker Carlson and I spent the past 20 something years. Hating Tucker Carlson

>>507880714 (OP)
Kek ted Cruz posting this gay ass Star wars reference himself is one of the most tone def things I have ever seen... Are you really going to let this absolute mushbrained faggot drag us into ww3

>>507880714 (OP)
>fighting iran (for israel) is like fighting the big bad empire in MUH STAR WARS
Just grow up or something

>>507880714 (OP)
Fucking Star wars.

>>507880714 (OP)
kek Tucker got skullfucked here.

>>507886151
Obviously he would have known there were people on board, but he was just a pilot. He wouldn't have had an in depth knowledge of everything about the Death Star. The rebel leadership, would have. Ted Cruz is comparing himself to Luke Skywalker for some reason when he would be comparing himself to the high command since he's a fucking politician. He should have all these answers just like the rebel command would have known how many people were on the Death Star.

>>507886151
No nigger it's just not an apt metaphor read gooder

>>507886336
Stahl Wuhls

>>507886396
You don't read movies though

>>507886345
Coping kike lmao
Let the salt flow

>>507880857
Clip?

>>507886345
Fuck off JIDF.

>>507883890
day of the rake when!?
these well-poisoning leafs and their reductionist interpretations belong in an incinerator.
>muh shekel dun-ations
these people are connected to the "money" printer, more personal spending dollars is not a prime motivator for the managerial estate.

>>507886465
I'm a Chinese so I do! Fuck you American ashhollle

Someone make him slave goy Leia chained to big Jewish Jabba

>>507885581
>everyone wears cool national suits
>america wears a fucking pajamas
Embarrassing

I think you can usually tell who is wrong/evil by who frames a real world conflict with the plot of a disney movie

>>507885026
>No biggie.

>>507886674
Learn English and you can start watching movies how God intended them

>>507881476
Truce at Bakura, duh.

>>507880714 (OP)
SOARIN TED
LIKE AN EAGLE!

>>507886803
Harry Potter bros we won

>>507880714 (OP)

The only thing on this planet that I find utterly fucking disgusting more than the jews are evangelicals. I hope I could get the chance to behead those antichrists and piss down their neck hole

>>507880714 (OP)
Isn't senior cruz a crypto jew? The cruz family were known conversos

>>507886993
rare

>>507886993
Cruz is not even American.

Ted is a savage. Doesn't give a fuck anymore.
He's right. Who cares how many Muslims live in a country.

>>507885581

what in the samfuck this supposed to be?

I've never owned a television in my entire life, bevause i am not a fat, sorryass brokedick faggot clown. i would threaten my girlfriend that ill leave if she ever turned that piece of shit on in her apartment with me in it

keep your shitty golem zogbox to yourself fatfuck

>>507881310
Orson Welles is Tim Dillon's father?

>>507880714 (OP)
AN ENTIRE COUNTRY IS NOT A MILITARY BATTLE STATION OP IS A FAG SAGE

>>507887104
Probably the military.

>>507886963
show flag kike.
you hate evangelicals because they explain through Holy Scripture, Isaiah chapter 53 and Zechariah 12:10 that Jesus of Nazareth is the Lord Christ and Promised Son and the fulfillment of the Law. And many Jews are leaving darkness and coming to the light of the knowledge of God is the face of Jesus the Chosen (Anointed) One.
And you're ass-mad about it, and fooling no-one.

>>507886833
Really? Thanks. I read that and even liked it. Sadly, I think the biggest thing I took away from the book is that the author got stormtrooper armor reversed, even describing their "white glove(s)."

>>507881807
>Star Wars is even gayer than Star Trek.

>>507885665
>british crown corp
that what yallre doin across the pond?
holdin to account?

>>507880714 (OP)
death star of david

>>507881863
1977

>>507881823
Right?

With so much history of the world there's no shortage of stories that literally happened that you could pull from to make an analogous comparison to.

But no, let's go with some made up fantasy zeitgeist because it appeals to your juvenile understanding of the situation.

>>507881807
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Wound_in_the_Force/Legends

>>507881807
>>507881807
>Luke kills 1.7 Million people. And he thinks it's awesome. He's smiling. It doesn't bother him at all.

They just killed his best friend, numbnuts.

>>507880714 (OP)
Why does everyone use logical fallacies such as ad hominem to attack Teds point. So what if he used Star Wars if the point is relevant. Its like using a Bible reference now its so permeated inside American Culture, get over it.

Ted is just saying that Tucker only seems to worry about Russia or Iran's government stability or the people that might die thanks to the evil regimes they run and not about the damage they do to the world or the nuances of geopolitics. So he would ask Luke, "what about the innocent workers at The Death Star, didn't you murder them" that is the joke but the point he is making is that Tucker doesn't have morals just pragmatism.

>>507880714 (OP)
Tucker never called me a wetback.

>507885443
>507885665
>507885870
Interviews are for discussing ideas, problems, resolutions, and information. Gotcha-formatted interviews quizzing the interviewee on population size and demographics are not credible interviews. And yeah, it's gotcha interview. The whole premise of those questions is to show that Cruz doesn't know enough about Iran to be included in making decisions.

I want both sides to glass each other, but I'm still not retarded enough to think that Cucker Carlson somehow caught Cruz in a trap with those questions.

>>507887459
Jews spit on Christians. Always have, always will.
And they rejoice and killing him. punching him in the face, plucking his beard out.

>>507880714 (OP)
>Ted Cruz is trying to give an AI rebuttal on Twitter the day after getting embarrassed in a sit-down interview
What is this pathetic fucking grade school level shit?
Holy fuck Cruz has to just go jump in front of traffic, this faggot has completely lost the plot

>>507888256
Not always. They will bow before Christians and learn on THAT day.
As the Christ Jesus the Lord promised:
“Behold, I will make those of the synagogue of Satan who say that they are Jews and are not, but lie—behold, I will make them come and bow down before your feet, and they will learn that I have loved you.”
Revelation 3:9

>>507880907
It's what /pol/ does all the time. They constantly use kike created media.

>>507887902
>So what if he used Star Wars if the point is relevant. Its like using a Bible reference now its so permeated inside American Culture, get over it.
No, Cruz is a retard and resorting to childhood movies to make a point, when he's a highly paid government official that should be more aware of position
Get Cruz dick out of your mouth

>>507883847
You shills and glowies go first and then I’ll go. Make sure to get all your diversity quotas too, nigger lover.

>>507880714 (OP)
Iran has no nuclear weapons and no intention of even making them.

THE DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE, VOTED IN BY CONGRESS SAID SO HERSELF

https://apnews.com/article/gabbard-trump-intelligence-iran-nuclear-program-51c8d85d536f8628870c110ac05bb518

>>507881476
idk about that, but in one of the EU books enemy fighters are shooting at Luke in his X-Wing and he uses his Jedi skills to shoot the guns off their fighters without killing anybody because he would feel bad about killing even people who were trying to kill him.
>>507881933
It was the original Clerks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4MVQby0InQ&ab_channel=Movieclips

Clerks II was the one where he argues with a midget about whether LOTR is better than Star Wars

>>507880907
New bible

>>507880714 (OP)
>get absolutely obliterated by Tucker
>make AI meme and seethe on xitter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ted gets his main paycheck by aipac.
he is no different almost all politicians.
photo op. smile to camera. read the script.
granted. the interview made it way too obvious.

>>507880714 (OP)
Is he claiming the entirety of Iran is a military installation?

and we have to remember that carlson got his sealegs by accusing David Ray Griffin with blasphemy on fox.

>>507880714 (OP)
I'm comin' for those delegates.

>>507880714 (OP)
Ted Cruz fucked his sister?

>>507880857
Not only that, the US PAYS them to do it.

>>507881303
No it’s not because Iran isn’t blowing up planets

>>507881096

Kek, god damn you Reddit.

>>507887111
Looks like a Mansiere for back tits

>>507881493
Not to mention that the west bombed Iraq for a full year before putting boots on the ground just to clear the way for the invasion.

>>507889780
>pretending fiat is what cipac uses for money, and not a couple dozen child rape islands and a robust judeomasoninc pizza delivery network.
you really ought to lurk more.

>>507880714 (OP)
Does Tel Aviv Ted know the Rebels in Star Wars were based on the Vietnamese and the Empire was based on the US?

>>507880714 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA

>>507880714 (OP)
>>507882634
The Death Star was a military base/weapon not a city/town. A better example would be when Vader blew up Alderaan as a negotiation tactic to make Leia confess the rebels plans which illustrated they were definitely the bad guys.

It's pointless either way, though, because its a fictional story and fantasy tales have no bearing on reality. Turn to world history and learn from real life human actions of you want to draw a comparison or learn a lesson. The jews want you focused on fairy tales so you won't know how real life works

>>507887459
You christcuck evangelicals think you're fooling the kikes by aiding and abetting them in their crimes and degeneracy for the sole purpose of bringing back Christ. but in reality, they're using you as the useful godless idiots you are.

You believe in god yet you think you can force him to do things on your own schedule? You're knowingly helping the kikes to commit aggression and sheer abominations because you think the end justifies the means?

You will bow down to the Antichrist. Mark my words

>>507880714 (OP)
Holy shit... Ted Cruz unirronically reddit posting.

This admin will never recover form this last week lmfao. They could completely course correct on Iran at this point and it wouldn't matter.

>>507880714 (OP)
>The population of the Death Star, a fictional space station from Star Wars, is estimated at 1.5 to 2 million sentient beings.
HOLY SHIT LUKE IS A GENOCIDER

>>507880714 (OP)
I mean... how is that not a valid question?

>>507881490
New MIGA talking point just dropped

>>507880714 (OP)
Embarrassing.

>>507880714 (OP)
>fiction brained retard
that aside, making the case that a fictional military space station is equivalent to a whole country civilians and all is some serious pilpul

>>507880714 (OP)
I wonder what his AIPAC handler thinks.

>>507880907
>muh good guys
>muh bad guys

left or right, this is just retards without an argument every single time

>>507885905
You're gonna die my dude

>>507885905
No but owning the chuds is its own reward

>>507880714 (OP)
ted should have just, "who gives a fuck" "we don't need to know the population of a place to bomb it".

>>507880714 (OP)
>AI garbage

mark of the jew

>>507892501
he lacks the charisma, the confidence, and the bravado. thatsa why he couldnt beat trump in the 2016 debates
all he's really good at is lying because you cant tell whether or not he's telling the truth by looking at his soulless retarded eyes

>>507880907
right = left and has been for a while. that's the whole point

>>507892501
Wasnt the point of the question retard. They were talking about what comes after regime change.

Cruz:
>We destroyed ISIS
Tucker:
>What are you talking about we just gave Syria to ISIS
Cruz:
>well we'll wait and see they promised to be nice

>>507882753
Sir, this is a Wendys

>>507892975
i hate these damn cuckservatives man. no gorm. totally lacking of gorm. fucking ted doesn't love america. if he did he would have said iran hates america for reasons independent of israel and that's why we should bomb the fuck out of them right now because they're weak.
>>507893136
WHO GIVES A FUCK iran is across an ocean in the middle of asia again i repeat WHO FUCKING CARES WHAT HAPPENS.

>>507881331
Yup.
>We, uh, I mean Israel ...

>>507889178
What's funny about Clerks is that the whole reason that the bug dudes are building it in the prequels was so people wouldn't care as much, Lucas also misremembered and thought it was Silent Bob having the conversation

>>507880714 (OP)
>>507883890
>AIPAC
>>507889780
>>507891847

>>507880714 (OP)
You're making his point, Ted

i don't think the point was that he didn't know the exact number, it was that he clearly had zero clue of even the ballpark. if he did he'd have said "around 80-90 million" or something like that, but he didn't have a single scooby. like he seemed extra defensive about it after because it was clearly bigger than he thought.

>>507893680
the butter boy ted cruz. he knows where his bread is buttered. his daugthers love butter too.

>>507885265
>>507888180
(You) and OP

>>507880714 (OP)
americans are an embarrassment to sentience and the human spirit

>>507880714 (OP)
bet gary johnson wish he thought of this when he didn't know what aleppo was

>>507880714 (OP)
>The whole population of a country is put on the same level as a cartoon villain military squad which got wholly annihilated by the "good guy"
Dang, McCain would be ashamed by this chickenhawkery.

>>507894156
Nope. I just have an IQ above 90 is all

>>507894177
He's Canadian

>>507880714 (OP)
I just finished watching this. I voted for cruz and it pissed me off he couldnt be bothered to show up to block the biden judges they rammed thelrough confirmation right after trump won. But now on top of that he had no answers that were believable for anything tucker grilled him on. Also
>making a literal reddittard its just like muh le star wars comparison about ww3
What a fucking loser.

Is ted cruz a dual israeli citizen? Aipac doesnt work with israel? Lol does he actually think anyone will believe that shit?

must've have missed the part in star wars where the death star was destroyed purely because it was the whim of the rebel's toydarian paymasters, who themselves were in the process of ethnicly cleansing the jawas from their planet.

>>507895963
ahahahhah
these motherfuckers cannot wait to replace themselves with ai btw. too much heat.

>>507880714 (OP)
wow major politician says the situation is star wars

>>507880714 (OP)
Damn, that Iranian saying we don't have any true living heroes was right on the money

>>507883034
Like 80% of the population is iranic. What type of divide could you even efficently abuse?

>>507880714 (OP)
What point is Zodiac trying to make?

>>507881051
Wasn't that retconned in Disney canon? Luke didn't do shit and it was actually a woman who did it

>>507894490
>3 pbtid
(You) are a JIDF divide-&-conquer *Paid Shill* itt

>>507896361
one of the most succesful regime change operations in history was the 1953 iranian coup when they axed mossaddegh.

the previous success is what is giving them this hope and confidence. i dont think this time it will be as easy as it was.

>>507881051
The death star was also an essential weapon meant to fight off an intergalactic invasion of space rapists. Iran is fighting the same struggle.

>>507880714 (OP)
the death star is only manned by military and government personnel though, there aren't any civilians on it other than prisoners.

>>507897108
IRAN IS GETTING ALL ITS MILITARY TARGETS BOMBED

IRAN IS TARGET RICH
LONG LIST OF MILITARY TARGETS TO BLOW UP

GAZA WAS GETTING A BIT OLD THE HAMAS KEEP HIDING BEHIND CIVILIANS

>>507896705
>posts buzzwords
You're not just retarded, but you're screeching loud like a woman. Try invalidating my argument. Not everyone with a different opinion is a member of JIDF. And if you genuinely think that, take meds

>>507896750
How would they accomplish this in the current age tho. Iranians as they are now are the most antisemitic nation in the whole world, years of antagonism and isolationism has turned their men into chuds. What would even the new government look like?

>>507880714 (OP)
Does he have a social media team?

>>507880714 (OP)
I hope Iran wins against Israel. I've donated 10 BTC to the cause. Fuck Israel to death.

>>507880714 (OP)
>luke skywalker using the force in a fictional movie is comparable to one of the rebellion's senators/commandors who had to assess the fleet strength and determine the death star's military capabilities before sending their rebels to suicide themselves only to be saved by a miracle
no tru scotsman fallacy

>>507897986
not only the iranians but the entire world is antisemitic because of israel dude.
the iranian puppet they were grooming was at the wall recently. they already have the guy on the backup if their plan succeeds.
it is not only that. they want to go after egypt and later want to go after turkey.
they will try to starve the people into submission with terror and sanctions. what else ?

>>507883847
>There's no need for a ground war and no point of an occupation.
how old are you

>>507880714 (OP)
Ted Cruz is a traitor. Any political office holder who takes money from AIPAC is subverting the US on behalf of Israel, and is a traitor by default. Ted Cruz and people like him, belong on death row.

>>507898948
Surely the people would revolt. It would quickly turn into Afghanistan 2.0 with in a year or so. And america is not the economic giant it used to be.

>>507880714 (OP)
Using Judeo Christian beliefs to justify support for Israel turns the US into a Theocracy, just like Iran.

>>507899537
dude these fuckers are trying to bring the rupture. on the fucking tv. they want to watch it on tv on their comfy couches on the other side of the ocean.
we are in the worst fucking timeline. it is fucking disgusting. they dont even know how many people live in the country they want to topple. it is all stained in shit.
there is no sense in any of this. stop trying to make sense of it.

>>507880907
Neocons are leftwing

>>507880907
Only neocon faggots like Ted
He needs to stop throwing a tantrum and just take the L

>>507900040
there is no left and right.
it is one big party.

>>507880714 (OP)
I prefer the empire.
English accents

>>507880714 (OP)
So he admits that he views all Iranians as terrorists... amazing. the mask falls off

>>507880714 (OP)
>Big brain Ted

>>507880857
The mutt is an eternal cuck to it's own homosexual desire of pleasing the kike, it's horrific to watch, even when it doesn't affect you that much directly.

>>507880714 (OP)
Goddamn the cringe is strong with you fucking kikes lately.
Desperate and slimey, like when you’re fucking your dad in the ass xD

How the fuck is iran the empire in this scenario?

>>507883993
It's not just the land itself, getting to Iran is a huge mess. It's surrounded by primitive countries, the Caspian sea is under Russian control and access from the jeet ocean is complicated or at least expensive.
Even if amerigolems make a deal with the Gulf theocracies it will be expensive.
Iraq had similar conditions but it's much closer to occupied Palestine and it was still costly.
Take into consideration that abandoning jewkraine will free resources from Russia and after losing Assad they have a huge interest in helping Iran.

>>507899908
Kemal chill. The arch of history is long but it always bends to chuddah. As 2033 approaches the jews will continuously loose power in the international stage because the decline of the white man will also bring in a decline of their current hegemony. Most of jewish damage will be regionalized to the western world and even then it will self rectify in about 30 to 50 years

>>507880714 (OP)
oh yea he's ass mad lmfao

>>507901518
dont expect nothing less from the guys that did picrel. and dont be too optimistic.

Star wars is all about Americans making America and defeating Nazis but in space
All good American story of course their politicians like to reference it frequently

>>507901518
the nimitz class carrier might be sunk as an inside job to be their new 911 by the way. the ship was supposed to be scrapped next year anyway.
it is blood libel the vessel.

>>507880714 (OP)
>Y-Yeah bbbbbbbut STAR WARS!

>>507901802
They lost

>>507897695
>4 pbtid JIDF *Paid Shill*
>"meds"
That term is only *ever* used by glowniggers
(You) lost and need to be fired. Tell (You)r bosses that they need to stop hiring from bastard orphanages

>>507880714 (OP)
>TUCKER CARLSON BTFO BY BASED TED
Ted Cruz is a cuck to Israel

This is my new Trip code. 6/18/2025

>>507880907
Star Wars is the pinnacle of white man's story telling, it's why jews had to make sure to buy and destroy it. The sequel trilogy was ritual defacement just like how christians and muslim destroy indigenous art.

>>507880907
it's that fabled woke right lol

>>507901871
>>507902048
But who would fight for them now? Even if they did another 9/11 what would even come of it. The native american is not promised a wife, kids or even a domicile he could live in. If america doesn't do a french foreign legion type of recruitment they won't have boots on the ground. Even then western hegemony on the globe has drastically decreased. This shit is temporary bruh you just gotta embrace the absurdity of the situation

>>507888180
>Interviews are for discussing ideas, problems, resolutions, and information.
>The whole premise of those questions is to show that Cruz doesn't know enough about Iran to be included in making decisions.
So during an interview that is supposed to be discussing America getting involved with a conflict between between to foreign countries, with one of the politicians that would be directly involved with decisions about said conflict, questioning the potential resources and manpower one side has is a gotcha?
>>507897695
>Try invalidating my argument
You did it yourself.

>>507903609
yea levant is an open plain but the zagros mountain range is nothing but a deathtrap. trying to cross that range on foot is as dangerous as it ever was. they have their northern flank held by russia.
unless russia turns on them like they did on 1943 they are very well protected.

their only option is to bomb the population into submission for them to revolt.