Lol PWNED

They don't want us to know this conflict is an ethnic war for the Jews

>>507882366 (OP)
Ted Cruz really is the best Texas has to offer

>>507882366 (OP)
>capeshit
gay

>>507882564
He looks like a chud compared to eyepatch mccain

>muh star wars
Holy fuck this is a new low for Ted Cruz

>>507882366 (OP)
This just makes Luke Skywalker look like a war criminal. All those janitors, nurses, cafeteria workers...

>>507882366 (OP)
>Lol PWNED
Thought I was on GameFAQs for a second.

>>507882366 (OP)
Shouldn't he be interviewing Vader?

>>507882366 (OP)
How many planets has Iran vaporized?

Imagine being this butthurt for being exposed as an AIPAC shill and an ignoramus who is supposed on voting on whether or not go to war with the [number unknown] million inhabitants of Iran

>>507882366 (OP)
HAHAHAHAAH the neocons have resorted to harry potter posting, this is fucking great

>>507882558
>Jews
*Sand people. Has nothing to do w/ ethnicity or religion. It's all about resources and the darkness of human nature.

>>507882366 (OP)
remember star wars kids?

>>507882366 (OP)
Ted is a pathetic disgrace. He's religiously obligated to defend Israel. That's literally what he said. Fucking insane

>>507882366 (OP)
Popculture references with war are extremely jewish and cringe

>>507883161
Lebanon and Yemen for sure

neocon zionists are le rebels!
iran is le evil empire >:(

>>507882366 (OP)

Second film is called the Empire Strikes Back for a reason

>>507882366 (OP)
rare Cruz win

>>507883472
Gold

>>507882366 (OP)
wHy dO liBcUcKs HaVe To MaKe EvErYThInG aBouT sTaRWarZ

>>507883472
Much more accurate

>>507882366 (OP)
Nobody posted it yet???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA

I wasn't even supposed to be here today

>>507882997
Kek. I never thought of it that way.

>>507883430
You mean Israel?

>>507883472
Kek

>>507883472
And there it is, OP and jews destroyed

Americans vote for this guy
More than once

>>507883472
AHAHAHAHA

What about all the innocent independent contractors on the Death Star? A project that size, it couldn't have been all storm troopers. You'd need all kinds of electricians, plumbers, etc.

>>507884354
Man goes into cage... cage goes into salsa. Shark’s in the salsa... our shark.

Salsa sharkkkk

we're too old for this shit

>>507883248
Heeeey! Here's our resident kike to remind you that kikes like him, following their kike book, that says their kike god told their kike tribe to kill all the non-kikes isn't about kikes but about - checks notes - HUMAN NATURE!
Fuck off and die, Lamkike!

>>507884186
And these motherfuckers have no term limit, except that of inevitable death
Scary man

>>507882366 (OP)
that's a pretty stupid gotcha question tho
he could've kept going on the factions in iran etc but for some reason he focused on this trivia retardation
tucker really is just low iq

>>507882366 (OP)
cruz stonks crashing

>>507883472
based and actual btfo. although i will say the death star was not an actual planet and was man made.... like israel. so in a sense tucker should be asking darth vader what the population of the death star is.

>>507882366 (OP)
Gottem! Ted Cruz is basically the Luke Skywalker of America!

>>507884725
>LOOK OVER THERE!!!!1!
>The snow Golem believes this
You know the white failure and regression is hitting when they start screaming about jews, ancestral memories about an ancient enemy long subjugated surfacing like the final moments of salience before the sweet nothingness of a withering mind carries them off like a nursing home inhabitant.

>>507883842
Well every gen x American has because of the movie Clerks.

>>507885368
A religious extremist who plans to commit an act of terrorism by blowing up a military base?

>>507883472

Luke Skywalker killed billions of innocent people

Neocons can't meme.

>>507885827
There's no moralizing Star Wars, I've tried, just fucking give up now.

>>507882366 (OP)
This dumb nigger doesn't understand that he's trying to invade a country over 4X larger than Iraq in 2003.

>>507885533
LMAO
didn't read, kike, get in the fucking oven and shut the fuck up

>>507882366 (OP)
I don't get it

>>507884893
>member of a senate committee dedicated to foreign relations
>doesn't know basic demographic information about a country that he claims is an existential threat to the U.S. and (You)
It's just embarrassing at this point, the only reason you defend him is because you probably have a video of him raping kids

>>507884893
>this trivia retardation
not knowing the population size sort of implies he doesn't know much about the country he wants to destroy. likely doesn't know the size of their military or any other tactically important info.
that said, he should't have pestered him on it and dug deeper.

>>507882366 (OP)
>it's real
Ted "on his knees for jews" Cruz everyone.

>>507882366 (OP)
Post the one of Ted Cruz nailing Jesus to a pole.

>>507882366 (OP)
Go away. These aren't the goys you're looking for.

Not even a week after mocking libtards for viewing everything through the lens of fiction, particularly Star Wars.

Oof.

>Iran is the evil empire
>America is the farmboy joining the resistance

>>507882366 (OP)
SEETHIN TED

>>507886228
>YES I WILL HAVE TKD!!!!
>OH NOESSSS LOOK AT ALL THESE IMMIGRANTS
lol fag

>>507882366 (OP)
I was at a bar that was playing some mainstream propoganda slop on the tv, must have mentioned israel or Iran when some orclike entity in ill fitted camo grunted out something about "weak men scared to fight for their country"
I out loud said people just aren't stupid enough to go die plinking sand monkeys for israeli interests while bean hordes piledrive our home country anymore. His souless gaze locked on me as he started espouting his service record like the McDonald's menu. I said that's quite impressive for a faggot droning brown kids from the safety of 2 countries over.
This must've set off his programming and fired off what little neurons he still had. Couldn't even tell you what the mystery meat monster was squeeling as he thrashed on that poor barstool's unbreakable will.
I scoffed at the spectacle which had to have activated his kill mode. The frothing mess lurched forward and all it took was mild reactive response of avoidance to sidestep and watch the golem trip on himself and come crashing down.
I sat on this beanbag's back and slapped it on the back of his head. He was already teary eyed and farting profusely in impotent rage. Once the whole bar was splitting their sides in laughter I got off and told him it's ok, no hard feelings. The creature scampered away in fright (I guess having to actually fight for once in it's life was too daunting).
Someone yelled out "Simper Fag!" as it barreled out the doors.
Anyway good luck to the homos and losers set up with recruitment duty. Hope you like the taste of Remington-brand pepper

>>507882366 (OP)
So does Ted want to kill everyone in Iran? Because Luke did kill everyone in the death star.

>>507884893
Cope more kike. Were not fighting your wars. Fix your govt yourself. Or likely perish.

>>507883600
Neocons are liberals.

>>507883248
hi wayne

You don't think that the rebel high command didn't know the population of the Death Star and all of the capabilities of it?

So Ted Cruz is comparing himself to someone who takes orders and only has enough knowledge to carry out his mission? Ted Cruz isn't a policy maker or in on the strategic planning? Why is anyone listening to him then?

>>507886147
But (4 X an military that can't beat the US) = 0

>>507887238
kek

>>507887122
What the actual fuck are you even trying to say, rat? Other than REEEEE THE SPELLS AREN'T WORKING ANYMORE!

>the right is going full Starwars and Harrypotter now
Omg Iran reminds me of Voldemort and Israel is the order of the phoenix

If Evangelical Christians are Zionists and their greatest ally is:
Key Aspects of Talmudic References to Jesus:
Critique and Rejection: The Talmudic narratives that are believed to refer to Jesus are generally critical and even hostile. They dispute Christian claims about Jesus being the Messiah and Son of God.
Execution: One notable passage in Sanhedrin 43a relates the trial and execution of a sorcerer named "Yeshu" on the eve of Passover, which some scholars connect to Jesus' crucifixion.
Negative portrayal: The Talmudic accounts depict Jesus negatively, at times calling him a sorcerer, a deceiver, and a seducer who led the Israelites astray.
Healing in Jesus' Name: Some passages mention individuals who are believed to be disciples of Jesus healing in his name.
"Son of Pandera": Certain passages refer to Jesus as "Ben Pandera" or "son of Pandera," which is often interpreted as a derogatory reference to his virgin birth.
Scholarly Interpretation: The interpretation of these passages is debated among scholars. Some, like Peter Schäfer, see them as sophisticated anti-Christian polemics that parody the New Testament narratives. Others, like Daniel J. Lasker, view them as "embryonic" Jewish objections to Christianity.
Controversy and Censorship: Historically, some editions of the Talmud were censored by Christian authorities due to alleged blasphemous references to Jesus and Mary.
Does this mean Zionists are antichrists?

Talmudic Ted Cruzenstein using a democrat playbook: infantalize and make complex topics digestible to Marvel watching soys

>>507882366 (OP)
>Overwhelming topic of the past week is Iran
Test refuses to even do a little research on Iran
>Upcoming interview about Iran
Still doesnt feel the need to do research on Iran

So if Ted who is one of the supposed smartest Senators doesnt even do the research on the topics discussed what can we expect from the rest????
Bunch of dumb retards taking decisions as expected.

>>507889186
Its retarded Americans voting for them.

>>507886265
>whats the ethnic makeup
>persians, sunni, and shia

>>507882366 (OP)
well played you jewish cocksucker
now show the plans how to explode iran with one shot at target the size 2x2m

>>507889287
His attitude is whats weird.
You have random /pol/ anons who did research on the CIA 50s coup, the Shah, the savak police, the Iran-Iraq war, Khomenei etc just to contribute to the discussion and Ted simply knows nothing...

How cushy and sheltered are these people?

>>507889691
which is really quite odd because within Islam there is this saying that the jews will align themselves with the dajjal. So its hard to rationalize it as an American than America might actually be the dajjal, if I were to stay within this religious context.
Time, not supposition will ultimately reveal if this is true or not.

>>507889807
This is the attitude of most of America believe it or not.

>>507882366 (OP)
It does look like they are playing arrogance for a reason. It's like they are trying to relate to the average citizen who knows nothing on the issue.
It's hard to believe people that climbed so high are literal retards.
Also it's quite a recurring theme. It plays again and again.

A few days ago I saw post from an official profile of the American government criticizing liberals for using Star War analogies, now, the other side of American politics is doing the same thing.

>>507882366 (OP)
Lmfao Ted Cruz couldn't tell you parts of the bible that is his own "faith" that guides his policy. He was unable to describe the difference between the bible verse on israel and a state of government. He couldn't descibe what AIPAC does and why they get special treatment. It seems like he doesn't know anything, but haha yeah population is funny. Ted Cruz just looked pathetic but pathetic on purpose, because he is just saying the talking points given to him

>>507882366 (OP)
Couldn’t Luke skywalker use the force and know?

>>507891073
The talking points is a communist as you can get. No original 1st amendment opinions... just commie talking points

>>507884893
>Israel flag
It was not a 'gotcha' question. At all

Glaucon posits:
Suppose now that there were two such magic rings, and the just put on one of them and the unjust the other; no man can be imagined to be of such an iron nature that he would stand fast in justice. No man would keep his hands off what was not his own when he could safely take what he liked out of the market, or go into houses and lie with any one at his pleasure, or kill or release from prison whom he would, and in all respects be like a god among men.

Then the actions of the just would be as the actions of the unjust; they would both come at last to the same point. And this we may truly affirm to be a great proof that a man is just, not willingly or because he thinks that justice is any good to him individually, but of necessity, for wherever any one thinks that he can safely be unjust, there he is unjust.
For all men believe in their hearts that injustice is far more profitable to the individual than justice, and he who argues as I have been supposing, will say that they are right. If you could imagine any one obtaining this power of becoming invisible, and never doing any wrong or touching what was another's, he would be thought by the lookers-on to be a most wretched idiot, although they would praise him to one another's faces, and keep up appearances with one another from a fear that they too might suffer injustice.

—Plato, Republic, 360b–d (Jowett trans.)
Though his answer to Glaucon's challenge is delayed, Socrates argues ultimately that justice does not derive from this social construct: the man who abused the power of the Ring of Gyges has in fact enslaved himself to his appetites, while the man who chose not to use it remains rationally in control of himself and is therefore happy (Republic 10:612b).

>>507891184
Did he though?

No he just listened to the little voice in his head like a total psychopath

>>507882366 (OP)
Teddy Cruz is still mad that he knows nothing about a country he wants to fight a war against.
Ted Cruz should be thrown in prison for treason.

>>507892426
In the metaphor, found at 488a–489d, Plato's Socrates compares the population at large to a strong but near-sighted ship's master. The quarreling sailors are demagogues and politicians, and the ship's navigator is a philosopher. The sailors flatter themselves with claims to knowledge of sailing, despite knowing nothing of navigation, and are constantly vying with one another for the approval of the master, offering wine and gifts. In truth, the sailors care little for the master's wellbeing, and desire only to gain captaincy of the ship and access to its valuable food stores. The navigator is dismissed as a useless stargazer yet is the only one with the knowledge to direct the ship's course safely.