Styx got convicted for domestic battery

>>507883402 (OP)
This is now laser anon thread

Yarr he be smackin the wenches a bit too hard e harrd.

do white people really

>>507883773

>>507883402 (OP)
>pirate
i thought his shtick was like a pagan goth boi or something

>>507883402 (OP)
>pirate
what. Is he now dutch?

White people need to chill

>>507883402 (OP)
Good. Fuck his pagan ass.
https://www.opso.us/dcktmstr/666666.php?&docase=564482

>>507883665
>>507883402 (OP)
Laser fags trial is like right now
I can't get the website to load though

>>507883402 (OP)
He walked so asmongold could run

>>507883402 (OP)
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
IS THAT
IS THAT
YOUR BOYFRIEND OP?
WOOOOW YOU'RE GAY

>>507886131
link?

>>507887106
>>507886131
>>507883665
It told me it couldn't load flash or something
Maybe it'll work for you

:
https://records.courts.alaska.gov/eaccess/searchresults.page

Search the name of the defendant "Joshua Wahl" and then select his case from the list

styx dresses how a nigger pimp would dress, its actually really funny when you realize it.
he just had to smack a few uppity tricks

>>507883402 (OP)
lol

>>507887629
We gotta get an anon into that courtroom for live updates and for documentation

He hasn't been getting a fair trial so far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjKiRuw0lg

>>507883402 (OP)
>be retard satanist alcoholic drug addict
>never once convicted of a crime
cobra is my goth boi fuck styx

>>507883402 (OP)
literally who

>>507883402 (OP)
Why did that one dumb blonde dutch whore breed with him?

As expected. What will the penalty be?

>>507887913
Hes a vampirate. He gave Kino Casino a shoutout in his latest vid.

>>507883665
I tried to tell the nigga to slow his roll now he's locked up for life.

>>507889824
The voice of your generation.

>>507889857
She got married to him. Dont know the real story behind the breakup.

>>507883773
Just pagan things.

>>507883402 (OP)
based wifebeathammer!
https://youtu.be/7aHJGPkiZC4?si=6CrSM2leZntXRDUJ

>>507883402 (OP)
Having had prolonged interactions with females and having lived with a few that I was actively having sex with I can say with certainty that she deserved it

>>507889577
Kek. Only correct answer

Styx is a fucking retard for someone so smart. Had a pretty dutch wife and a kid and fucked it up so he could fondle a thot on a livestream and wear a pirate hat. Also his crime is weak and gay, he should have gotten convicted for firebombing a federal building or something, not smacking some dumb bitch because she forgot to put ketchup on his steak.

>>507889577
Damn, Styxx is looking rough.

>>507890163
if you didnt make babies then you got what you fucking deserve, if you got babies then man up

>>507890232
I thought it was because she cheated on him with some nigger drug dealer?
Justified imo

>>507890232
that was the last time that stupid bitch forgot to put ketchup on his steak.

>>507890700
Lol even better. He should have stayed in vermont. His garden videos were the best ones anyway

>>507889994
I'm still convinced he's just another eglin shill, like you
and if he's real, he was set up

>>507883402 (OP)
So is he going to jail?

haha
beating women
haha

>>507890232
>because she forgot to put ketchup on his steak.
.... Is that seriously the real reason? I can't tell what's satire anymore

>>507883402 (OP)
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software

>>507883665
>laser anon mentioned
>>507889994
>the glownigger rat pleading innocence appears
Like clockwork.

>>507883402 (OP)
>domestic battery
https://youtu.be/UMtx9s9RTmc

Does he even have a boat? Doesn't he live in landlocked Vermont?

>>507891233
>lownigger rat pleading innocence
Wrong, bucko. Off to the void with your faggot, BDS (Breakroom Derrangement Syndrome) devotee.

>>507890965
I'm not. Enjoy your week in the void, retarded broke bum ass nigga.

Someone post tarlina
>>507883665
Fpbp

>>507891403
>the void
What is this eglin bot schizo posting about now?

>>507889577
Cobes is based because a single 80iq goth redneck lives rent free in kiwitrannies heads

>>507891557
Its where you go to not spread lies about a nigga who is infinitely above you.

>>507891622
You say nigga, you are Infinitely below me.

>>507891233
It's not even the same guy, check the trip code

>>507891201
That video was mad cringe.
How is this fag so popular?

>>507891622
Shut up glownigger

>>507891056
He said his sentencing is on zoom so he's probably getting probation. Claims to have thrown a phone at his girlfriend but he was wearing his glock 17 on his hip at the time so that's probably gonna increase his sentence.

>>507891160
Pirates don't eat steak, come'on...

>>507891872
>you are Infinitely below me.
>no accolades
LOL
>check the trip code
All tripcodes were re-salted post April 2025 hack. This isnt making your case any less retarded. Treason charges will continue until incel shit is excised from your dumb, nigger brain.

>>507891974
THE ORDER HAS ALREADY BEEN GIVEN

>>507889577
this guy looks like a crossbreed between whatifalthist and styx

>>507892111
He said he threw it at the bed and it hit her. Where did she get hit? He says it was her "side". Side of what? Her head? Her hip? There are big differences depending on where you get hit. Either way, I think I believe him. And if she was actually cheating, she created the chaotic situation, and getting hit by a phone does not call for calling the cops unless she was just wanting to play the pussy card and get him into trouble.

>>507892179
Death to America, I hope Iran nukes this shit hole
>Muh salts
Seethe about it, copycat. Real break room retired months ago

>>507892111
Probably probation and a hefty fine imagine getting an M1 for throwing a phone

>>507892136
He's not a pirate.
Idfk who he is, I thought he was a troon according to reports here years ago

>>507883402 (OP)
Based

>>507883402 (OP)
did Stolas tell him to do it? kek

>>507893063
>Real break room retired months ago
No. I am the sole owner and head writer of the walmartanon character. My contract expired at the end of the summer. Not sure if 4chan Culture Committee CEO, GM, and Head of Creative Perry Caravello will be adding time due to bans and April's hack.
>Seethe about it
There is no seething: it is what it is. If you knew anything about what goes on here then you wouldn't continously be running your dicklicker to the only 4chan triple crown recipient.

>>507890580
I got one baby in the oven

>>507883402 (OP)
Gotta love his simps blaming women when it's remarkably easy to get out of a Domestic Battery charge if was just he said she said nonsense.

>>507883402 (OP)
>domestic battery
>Styx
-He really shouldn't have crossed that river.

>>507893766
You're the lamest shit poster, and you're not even the real one

>>507883729
Battery is the threat of violence. He just was talking smack.

>>507894945
It is him he's just lost his mind

>>507883402 (OP)
9 volt or d cell?

As much as I despise neoconservatism this pic is very kino.

>>507895689
Oops wrong thread

>>507894945
Nigga shut the fuck up. I have enough problems like tryna convince my wife to dress up like Hatsune Miku while shaking a bag of fries. Fuck outta 'ere.

>>507895334
We've all lost our minds.

>>507895334
It's not

I still love him.

>>507895888
No just you. Nice trips btw.

>>507895914
It is. You just cant accept abject reality.

>>507892794
>unless she was just wanting to play the pussy card and get him into trouble.
Styx is a retarded lolwcow at this point, but knowing how the legal system treats women screaming about abuse and then seeing them throw the book at a guy with barely a smidge of evidence, fuck that
Likely just a crazy bitch that saw an opportunity to use the legal system as a massive cudgel

>>507895888
>This phoney has his fries shaken and not stirred and also a wife that won't do as she's told
>Oh wait she's fake too

WOAAAAAHHHHH BUDDDDYYYYYYYY
RETARD ALERT RING THE BELL RING THE BELL

>>507896347
Go "fake" yourself in void.

So he serves time in Louisiana?
is that the location