>>507901854>Being an unpredictable leader of a nation with nuclear weaponsZAPP: KIF, WHERE ARE MY NUCLEAR WEAPONS
KIF: *SIGH* THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, SIR
ZAPP: THANK YOU KIF
ZAPP: LEELA, I'M GOING TO NUKE INNOCENT CIVILIANS UNLESS YOU POSE NAKED FOR ME
LEELA: *SIGH* YOU KNOW I DON'T RESPOND TO BASELESS THREATS
ZAPP: KIF, USE ONE OF THE NUCLEAR WAEPONS
KIF: BUT SIR-
ZAPP: KIF, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT INSUBORDINATION OVER BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?
KIF: *SIGH* ALRIGHT SIR *PRESSES BUTTON*
*GIANT FIREBALL ERUPTS ON SURFACE OF PLANET FAR BELOW*
*THE SCREAMS OF INNOCENTS CAN BE HEARD THROUGH THE SHIP INTERCOM*