Thread 507899060

There will be a draft, you will be conscripted, you will be forced to become an infantryman, you will be shipped off to Iran to get shot at, you will most likely die at the hands of some muslim.
This is what you voted for, so enjoy.

>>507899060 (OP)
Its kinda simple
Dont register for ss to start with.

>ring ring
>...
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>...
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>...
>shovel noises

>>507899060 (OP)
a blunt a day keeps ZOG away

>>507899420
Checkem niggers

>>507899060 (OP)
Nobody thinks iran is gonna kill anyone. Thats why this shill script has failed. Iran is clearly weak and you act like theire some god tier enemy thats gonna kill everyone.

>>507899060 (OP)
Actually I won't, but thanks for playing

>>507899060 (OP)
>This is what you voted for
Provide proof that the same thing wouldn't happen with the other puppet in office.
You can't.

>>507899060 (OP)
Nope, I’m too old and I wouldn’t go anyway but you kids enjoy it, it’s your turn.

im too old for the draft
enjoy the sandbox betacucks

This board is the most retarded place on the Internet. There's literally 0% chance of US boots touching the ground of Irans soil. There's nothing to gain there. Will we see B2 bombers and GBUs being used? Probably only a matter of hours, but what no draft needed for that

>>507899060 (OP)
No because we didnt get drafted during 9/11.
Its grounds for actually causing an event that will lead to the overwhelming population of american attempting to overthrow the government.

>>507899750
The U.S. drafted for something as retarded as Vietnam, so of course they'd draft us to appease kikes

>>507899750
what if all the bombs don’t cause regime change? how many bimb runs can they afford?

>>507899474
>>507899420
BLAZE IT

>>507899577
Nobody asked you you piece of shit

Nah I'm medically retired from the army let someone else do it

>>507899060 (OP)
I’m old enough to remember when there was fearmongering about a draft in 2004.
Nothing happened.
You must be a brown zoomer for actually believing there will be a draft
>>507900306
hello (((John Podhoretz)))

>>507900004
Regime change is optional. The Jew king wants Fordow to blow up, that's his main goal.

>>507899923
The goals in Vietnam were different

>>507899060 (OP)

The clerics will be toppled in a colour revolution, and they will have a Shah again. A lot of the Muslim world is more like that era of Iran than the current one. So most Muslims won't care.

white burger here. i like donuts and denounce the talmud.

>>507899208
impossible if you want a driver's license or any sort of id. basically condemns you to be a giganeet only pirating vidya and movies in his parent's basement. which is gigabased btw, so maybe you're right.

>>507899420
checked, inb4 moralfags

>>507899592
based, both sides are owned by AIPAC

>>507900565
probably this

>>507900306
The kikes are so mad that they never succeeded in taking our guns away.

>>507900306
Actually a lot of people have asked me. Leviathan says your pp sm0l lol and also I'll devour your joy and burn away your light?

>>507899060 (OP)
this is israels national emergency though

Im not saying im going to abduct and sexually violate my fellow troops. However when in rome...

>>507900769
Oyyy veyyyyyy

Soldiers cost the US ~$500k when they die, if they bought life insurance. Every single individual missile costs at least double this. Obviously they want us to die for Israel.

>>507899750
Don't underestimate the sheer retardation of politicians here. A draft would send this country into civil war though. George W Trump has already deeply betrayed his base unless this is some sort of madman act and he has some grand plan (he doesn't).

>>507899060 (OP)
Make it happen fag, I'm waiting

>>507899060 (OP)
I will not go, and anyone attempting to enforce it will be met with force.
I WILL NOT die for jews. Period.

>>507899420
>420
DUDE

>>507899060 (OP)
So, when there isn't a draft, you'll neck yourself for the greater good. Got it.

>>507901018
okay, here goes
HNNNNGGGGGGHH HNN HNNN HNNNNNGGGGGG HUHHHH AHHH HOUGHHHH

heuh heuh

HHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHH AHHH HNNNNNGGGGHHH

>>507899060 (OP)
Op, I may die but it will not be on foreign soil. If I'm going to fight and die, it will be with the draft officers that are unfortunately enough to come collect me

>get adsepped for refusing vaccine
>Five more months until I don't get auto drafted for ww3
Jesus I hate zionists.

>>507900830
Just nickname me "kappa" because when the sun goes down. Someone is getting their soul stone ripped out. And you can best believe im choosing the mouthiest and most confident ones first.

The harder they struggle the hotter and tighter their asshole will snuggle.

>>507899420
>>507899474
I’m fucking stoned and this was a legendary get

>>507901384
Always conceal carry anon.

>>507900306
You fucking kikes are literally begging and now demanding everyone to come to your aid. Get fucked, you shouldn't have used non-White immigrants as a weapon against us, and now we will watch you all DIE!

>>507899750
>jews wouldn't meatgrind white goys into the zagros mountains and jerk off to the 4k kamikaze drone footage
time to wake up buddy

>>507899060 (OP)
I will die here faggot compliance is always a choice. The war will be at home whether the authorities like it or not. No more foreign expeditions

>>507899060 (OP)
I will shoot whoever shows up at my door to take me in, and I will shoot whoever they send after me for shooting the first people.

I, unironically, will not. Die in a trench alone, ZOGbot.

>>507901536
Nigger.

>>507902272
That works to, because all be breaking and entering through the backdoor at night exclusively.

>>507899420
Checked.

>>507899420
hahahaha DUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEE....like....weed.....ppffffffttttthahahahahahaha

>>507899060 (OP)
im an old fart so i really doubt it lol
>>507899420
smoke weed everyday

ATTENTION

ALL MAGA VOTERS ARE GETTING DRAFTED
REGARDLESS OF AGE
IF YOU VOTE FOR ISRAEL YOU FIGHT FOR ISRAEL

>>507899420
Based and checkum pilled

>>507901734
>we will watch you all DIE!


More like DEI!

>>507899750
>bomb iran back to the stoneage
>20% of the population flees the country
>5% end up in Europe
how many people would 5% of Iran be?

>>507899060 (OP)
Nah, I've got bad feet and I'm gonna be President.

>>507902136
Based

>>507899060 (OP)
It's time to show your allegiance /pol/
Allegiance to the constitution
Allegiance to our country
Allegiance to Israel!
WE'RE DYING FOR ISREAL
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

>>507899060 (OP)
>Maga gun nuts are all fit
>No trannies in army says Trump
So they will draft their voter base first!

>>507899420
>DUDE
Doooooooooooooood.

t. dood

i fully sanction and endorse amerifats dying for israel in the sandbox. consider this reparations for your relentless shilling of wokism and faggotry. heil hitler

>>507899208
Not registering for the SS is kinda disappointing...

>>507899060 (OP)
Who should be drafted for Would War 3 first.

Hasidic and Zionist Jews. Your group flees every conflict first and foremost, it's time you fought for your land in which you occupy or leave to a country in which you are willing to defend.

Illegal aliens. You occupy a land that is not yours, if you wish to show your loyalty you will fight for the land you wish to live upon. Your citizenship will not be guaranteed, but your service will help greatly in that consideration.

Refugee's. You are greatly welcome for us allowing you to come into our Nation during your country's hostile and violent times. However your allegiance must be chosen, be part of your host nation or fight for the country who took you in.

1965 and onward immigrants. For 10 and more generations European Americans have sacrificed their sons in the American Revolution, the Civil War, both World Wars and countless others. It's time for you to step in, and in front of, those generations who built your home as you now call it.

Black Americans. Many of you have served proudly for almost a century. However your culture continues to tear down this nation with its poor family values, lack of morals and crime ridden communities. It's time to earn respect and better yourself and culture.

Rich. Your money, wealth and standing do not give you a pass to sit idly by. You either stand with your poor brethren, or you exhaust your wealth helping them.

>>507899060 (OP)
Just shoot the fucking jewish space laser in to the mountain to pave the way for the one after another bunker busters and end this farce

>>507899750
>>507899848
We’re on the precipice of WW3, this is bigger than 9/11. Yes, there’s going to be conscription and all American males between the ages of 18 and 25 will be expected to fight.

>>507899060 (OP)
>you will most likely die at the hands of some muslim
You should study past US wars against mudslimes. More US soldiers died from falling out of a truck than enemy fire.

>>507899060 (OP)
They don't need a draft
They'll do another 9/11 and enough normies will be retarded enough to fall for it again

>>507899060 (OP)
when I was 18 I wanted to be a marine
went through all the meetings and crap
the decision went up several levels in command rank but after 3 months of back and forth I received a letter from some mid level brass in DC stating that I was ineligible for service in any branch because of the ADD meds I was on

looks like I don't get to die for zog
darn lmao

>>507899060 (OP)
>This is what you voted for, so enjoy.
fallacy too massive to do anything but greentext

>>507899060 (OP)
Nah, I'm good.

>>507902136
I'll shoot at any draft officers, regardless. If I see draft officers struggling to get someone into a van, even if I don't know them at all, I'm opening fire

>>507899060 (OP)
>most likely die
You need to look up the K/D ratio of the United States in the Middle East, even in the wars we "lost". It's far more likely that a conscripted soldier will kill a bunch of muslims than be killed by one.

Even redditors had the balls to strap up and go to war in Ukraine.
Pack your bags, you zoomer pussies.

>>507899060 (OP)
Why not nuke Iran before that happens?
Matter of fact why weren't all U.S. enemies atomized when no one else had those weapons back in the 40s?

>>507903509
>>507903999
American have yet to face Persian blood.

>>507899060 (OP)

I’ll kill my commanding officer and any true believers I can. Theyll kill me? I was already going to die and Id rather take the murderous gang that kidnapped me than some brown stranger.

>>507900306
>Nobody asked you you piece of sh-ACK

>>507899420
Put me in screencap
BLAZE IT

>>507899060 (OP)
Cope and seethe Abdul. You muzzies are only good at killing eachother.

>>507904145
HAHAHA

>>507904222
Checked. That what is not getting through to this fucking kikes. If I'm gonna die, it's gonna be while killing Jews, full stop

>>507899420
>>507903143
Dwod

>>507903380
>all American males between the ages of 18 and 25 will be expected to fight.

No wonder there are so many trannies now.

Get fucked

>>507899060 (OP)
draft the illegal immigrants. there are still like 20 millions of them in the US.

>>507904035
>memeflag

>>507900977
Only plan I would approve of is if he were moving all of the assets there to nuke the absolute fuck out of israel and stop anyone leaving just like they did for the uss liberty, and their own oct 7 attack.

Fuck the jews, fuck israel, fuck the talmud.

anyone who says WW3 will happen cause of irrelevant shitholes in the middle east is not a serious political analyst

not my problem

All illegal immigrants should be funnelled into the front lines to fight for papers, then send in prisoners to fight for shortened sentences. Then draft legal immigrants

>>507899060 (OP)
Nah I’m not but you are

>>507904232
what the actual fuck is the story behind that webm????

>>507904393


Good luck to you brother.

My country wont even let me own a gun to defend myself. And they think they can put one to my head and another in my hand and I’ll kill a stranger? Try me.

>>507899060 (OP)
>if you don't become a zogbot you'll go in prison for a few years!
better than dead, jew nigger

>>507904996
Oh I forgot to add, send in the homeless population also
>forced rehab
>free food and accommodation

>>507899060 (OP)
Just shit your pants, I lost the print, but it's an old /pol trick, new fag (kike).

>>507899420
When am i not stoned

You won't do shit.

>>507905056
He was pissed that other council members gave themselves raises or some shit. Some bumfuck nowhere town in western Ukraine.

He lived iirc, but one or two others died i think.

>>507904232
Kek

no

>>507905402
Fuck you

>>507899060 (OP)
Qubrus
Cyprus
a big island if you control that you have some power

>>507904598
/Thread

>>507899060 (OP)

Hehe.
Mutts vs drones electric boogaloo 2025.
Put them cuck cages on your tanks.
I will be playing fortnite while ((YOU)) die in trenches.

>ied explodes

Mission accomplished

>>507905468
>He lived iirc
My god wtf are russnigger hand grenades made out of? Aluminum foil? I've had people tell me that they'd have 3 or 4 go off in a stairwell in Iraq and people would barely have a scratch

>>507905056
Wester Ukrayne, elected mayor declined the "town" counsel proposal to raise their own salaries, town counsel did it anyway. Mayor bombed the town counsel.

If men like that run our countries we would be in a better place.

>>507899060 (OP)
Nah I don't think I will, and neither will my based burgers.
You can take your pro-kike demoralizing fuckwittery elsewhere, recruiter scum.

>>507905637
You're getting on the bus, fag.
Just make sure to get on your knees to salute your SSGTs flag whenever he wants it. Also stock up on diahorrea medication, the food in Iran is going to fucking suck.

>>507899420
Not my thing, but press gangs gotta respect the digits

>>507899208
mass genocide of draft officers soon

>yeah, i'm an able-bodied young man who can fire a gun
>yeah, our greatest ally was attacked by a nuclear power, so what?
>conscription? nah bro, i'll sit this one out if that’s cool with you
poltards are so delusion

>>507906500
>Meme flag

>>507906683
You never have to touch it, all you have to do is claim you did and it disqualifies you.

>>507899420
no will not die for israel
now pass the roach

imagine all the kino police cam vids we'll get of draft officers walking into ambushes

>>507899420
holy heck

>>507899060 (OP)
kinda redundend i know

>>507899060 (OP)
What ages would they start with? A draft wouldn’t happen unless we reach sunk cost fallacy

I wont. I will die here at my house fighting the draft officers. Doesn't bother me dying here and dragging them down with me but I will not die overseas.

>>507904126
this ai sloppa is terrifying. it just looks like a black hand is holding up the cut off head of a black woman. whta the fuck nigga????
>>507905907
Are you retarded?
People don't magically die from a grenade unless they were on top of it or something vital was hit. Most get wounded and bleed out.
These people were able to get medical care ASAP and the bulk/proximity of bodies meant shrap went across multiple individuals, Also people had a chance to take cover (behind others) by the time the second nade goes off.

>>507899420
checked

>>507906715
Sarge's will be real enough, and circumcised too.

>>507899420
Checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x4weajfqm0

>>507907201
>The last phases will involve teaching women to be ashamed of and to shame non-military men
This shit wont work on me. I will wear my feathers.

>>507907310
vietnam went in this order:
20 –> 21 –> 22 –> 23 –> 24 –> 25 –> 19
–> 18
likely won’t get to 18-year-olds, but people in their early-to-kid-20s are FUCKED

>>507905056
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keretsky_grenade_incident

>>507899060 (OP)
>you will most likely die at the hands of some muslim

The founders did not include "die at the hands of some muslim" in our genetic template, as it does not serve Israel.

>>507899060 (OP)
So if boots on the ground are apparently what it takes to win a war, how is Iran going to defeat Israel with just missiles?

>>507899060 (OP)
As long as not for Ukraine, it's fine by me if you die for Israel.

Ya’ll do know that you still volunteer to join right? You’re only forced to show up to selection. Once they line you up at the end they compell you to take a step forward agreeing to service. If you simply remain standing they have to let you go. People think you have to do shit but you don’t. Just remain still and ask about what constitutional protections you void by agreeing to step forward. They also have to provide compensation for your return trip.
When you’re back with God he’ll wonder why you went along with it.

>>507899750
The probability is not zero, so good luck fighting for the very people Hitler wanted to eradicate. If you get shot on the Iranian mountains blame your grandpa for not finishing the job.

>>507907926
>continue building a nuke
>get nuke
>let everyone know you have nukes
>they stop fucking with you
pretty much how it works. works especially well for crazy religious fucks.

>>507907201
this shit only works on normie not incels who hate women and society

>>507908064
You realise that Iran are right now firing missiles at Israel?

>>507899420
BRUH

>>507907594
>Meme flag

Can't Iran just unload everything they've got and then the Arabs just rush in?

>>507899060 (OP)
>This is what you voted for, so enjoy.
This was going to happen, regardless. They will brook no interference with their "prophecy".

>>507899060 (OP)
imagine being american lmao

>>507899060 (OP)
i'm dodging

>>507899420
Witnessed

>>507908168
Yea so?

>>507899420
WEED
LMAO!

>>507906844
Kek!
I never likes smoking but I used to grow it and sell it
Guess I'm out
Sorry jews. You dual citizenship holders can go fight for the Holy Land™ in their time of need

>>507899420
Checked and witnessed.

>>507899750
It won’t be like Iraq. A draft will be necessary. Browns can’t fight. Whites are roughly similar in number to Iranians.
They are going to draft Whites.

>>507899420
Fuggin checked

>>507899420
put me in the screencap

>>507909262
bigger edit make sure i'm in it faggot.

>>507900306
BACK TO THE GUTTER MOSHE

>>507899420
Insane get lol

>>507899577

Upvoted.

>>507907310
I don't think a draft would happen period. It was a total clusterfuck back during Vietnam and people were still somewhat patrotic back then. Trying to force people to go die for Israel at gunpoint is just going to lead to continued manpower shortages at the actual warfront and an active insurgency on the homefront.

I'm too old to be drafted but I will send reports in to the government if I catch wind of you trying to weasel out of your duty. This is a holy war and I am definitely not going to let some zoomed retard make god turn away from protecting our country.

>>507899420
what are the odds ...

Fine... I'll blaze it today

(check my trips)

>>507899420
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

>>507899420
Is that really the solution? They can't draft you if you are addicted to drugs? Would things like prior drunk driving that disqualify from joining the military also disqualify one from a draft?

>>507900004
Then there will be a regime change in the us.

>>507899750
This would only be true if the US leadership were a rational player.

>>507899060 (OP)
Nah, not that I want to get drafted or anything, especially not for Israel, but there are like 10 support troops for every one on the front lines and given that I've already got trade skills I'd end up fixing helicopters or something.

>>507902272
Kike

>>507899060 (OP)
tap, tap, tap

With the US having such a huge professional army, are drafted troops just guaranteed to be used in the shittiest roles?

>>507899923
The draft during vietnam was such a disaster that they got rid of the draft in 1973. Look up "fragging", US soliders who were drafted were literally murdering the officers in charge of them with grenades. Kissinger and crew learned the hard way that there were limits to what you could force the goy to do.

>>507903380
Nothing is bigger than 9/11 you faggot

>>507908639
So they are currently at war with Israel which I assume they plan to win yes?

>>507900306
Seethe harder, recruiter.

>>507910363
>get attacked first in direct conflict
>you're now expected to win
Do you think Ukraine wins if it land invades moscow?

>>507899420
Honorary digits

>>507899750

This isn't about Iran: it's about using war as a pretext to throw White men into impossible-to-survive situations in order to cull their race.
No more White men = no more White babies being conceived.

>>507910604
Right. So basically it is clear you haven't got a single clue what you're doing.

>>507899060 (OP)
Fat, old, bad knees, bad shoulder, racist, leaf.
For once things are all coming up milhouse, good luck burger zoomers, thoughts and prayers.

>>507899420
Legendary kek

>>507899060 (OP)
There will be riots in every major US city if they issue a draft. It will be the match that lights the powder keg that has been building up for a while now.

>>507910109
Drafted troops will engage in pipe lengthening, unicorn rustling, and time machine maintenence.

>>507910795

If you're White, you fight.
All the disqualifiers you mentioned just means you die faster than most of the other White draftees.
They want you dead, and if they can kill some Iranians in the process, all the better.

>>507907478
Yes I understand how grenades work, which is why I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW A GUY CAN DROP TWO AT HIS FEET AND HAVE THE LAST ONE DETONATE IN HIS JACKET POCKET AND LIVE unless it's made out of fucking spaghetti

>>507899060 (OP)

Can you link the article?

>>507910178
your mom's dick

>>507899060 (OP)
I can die just fine in my own house, fuck off kike.

>>507899060 (OP)
guess whos not getting drafted :))

>the peace candidate
>Israel is bombing Iran alone and America isn't involved
>yeah, America is involved, but just intel stuff
>fine, America bombed Iran, but no boots on the ground
>I would never pass the physical exam anyway
>MSM started to talk about an hypothetical draft for some reason
You are here.
>yeah, I can't use my bank account anymore and my car insurance was canceled, but they can't just drag me from my house
>*knock knock*
>the war will be over by Christmas anyw- *buzzing drone sound*

>>507905402
You will draft a future frager if you succeed in nabbing them without a gun.

>>507907201
roundhouse kick any woman who shames you, simple

>>507911245
It's hard to tell but they might be "offensive grenades," which rely on blast effect and don't make much shrapnel. Explosive blasts also take the path of least resistance and while he obviously wouldn't be unscathed the difference between his body and the open air on the other side may have been enough to direct most of the force away from him.

I'm sure some of you have noticed picrel in your city.
Flock cameras aren't just license plate readers; they also employ AI to profile your vehicle, and the data aren't subject to storage and usage restrictions like law enforcement, they can keep it indefinitely.
They're building a database of everyone's movements, ostensibly to track down draft dodgers when the axe drops.

>>507911315
https://en.as.com/latest_news/if-world-war-iii-erupts-these-are-the-first-us-citizens-to-get-drafted-n/

>>507899420
>>507899474
Checked

>>507907732
>19
https://youtu.be/QdOX6nihPo4

>>507909825
Good idea. Get drunk drive 1 block down the street and call the cops on yourself. You are now a certified alcoholic and a dumb criminal. They won't want you.

>>507899060 (OP)
if the americans accept this, they will only have themselves to thank for everything that happens.

kek, getting shoot. AHAHAHHAHAHA its not 2001 kid.

The future is FEP drones against everything. getting ATGMd while on paroled on foot. kek nigger. where the fuck do you think you are?

Its like you slept past syria ISIS war and whats going on in ukraine.

The US wont have the resources to have counter drone tech as china will simply stop shipping rare earth metals to the US.

>>507899420
Okay I’m really mad now. Who gave my beautiful bumpkin Kansai wife weed?

>>507899060 (OP)
>Until 25
I'm above that, get fucked

>>507899060 (OP)
Not my problem. No white deaths for the black mans war.

>>507912373

This is exactly the point of sending ground troops in: for them to get annihilated.
Non-Whites and women will be given rear-guard/home duty while YT will be sent in underprepared for what he will be facing, and by the time he realizes what's happened, he'll be unable to do anything to stop it.
This is a blood sacrifice/culling in disguise.

>>507910745
Explain yourself then buddy. Let's go down your lines of thought each step and i'll help you out.

>>507911245
The perpetrator died and there was no third grenade. You are a retarded goyslop-sucking monkey who will die for ZOG.
>>507911869
>offensive grenades
You mean percussion grenades?
And no, those were classic Soviet F1s
I'm not even aware of russia having percussion nades for their military

>>507899060 (OP)
LARP as a tranny if the draft is reinstated.

>>507899420
>pop gummy
>open thread
TPBP

>>507899617
>too old
nice try boomer, we are going to need plenty of truck drivers to dodge drones and IEDs getting shit to and from the trenches at the front. ukies took all the old first, you didnt know that did you. that globohomo takes the old first now. ukies havent even started drafting 21 yo much less 18. but 40-50 year olds, those are rare in kyiv nowadays.

>>507899420
I was on the fence about getting my medical card all week but this was the sign I needed. I fucking love weed

KNOW YOUR HISTORY.
They, the government won't have the balls to draft people already in militias. Not after the 90s.

>>507905557
>Coinbase
Kek

>Israel decides to go to war with iran for no particular reason
>American national emergency!
I dont get it

>>507914322
>>507914126
TimDillon explained why on his podvast 4 days ago

>>507913432
It's a whole class of grenades, a lot of countries differentiate between offensive and defensive ones, though not the US. Offensive grenades are typically smaller than defensive and are usually just HE in a thin shell. Russia definitely has them, the RGN is an example.

From what I can see in the video btw they don't look like F1s, which have the classic pineapple look, they seem more like the later Soviet style that are smooth with a ridge halfway up, RGD-5 etc.

>>507899208
>the nation's men are required by law to be registered for Selective Service
If you have any sort of official papers that prove your identity, then you're already registered by the government.

>>507899420
SMOKE FOR FREEDOM BOYS

>>507914322
America is run by the jews

>>507910138
welp, fragged U.S. officers is just the price you'll have to pay to defend the free world against terror

>>507914641
Do you REALLY think that after Ruby Ridge and Waco, etc the government will draft people already in right-wing militias?

>>507914888
Yes.

>>507899060 (OP)
everyone with a gaming console will get drafted. to roll out of bed after a phone call any time of day or night, hop on the system, and drone strike muslims from their xbox/ps/whatever. hell if they play this right they might even get gamers to agree to $29.99/month to do it just for fun.

>>507913432
>perpetrator died
Oh yeah nigger?
>>507907737


>ZOGZOGZOGZOG
checks out faggot

Based beaners gifting us cheap labor and draftable children and all it took was two financial collapses and shitty traffic
>demographics is dest-ACK

>>507899060 (OP)
Based! I identify as black, trans, retarded, and disabled. Can't draft my black, trans, retarded, disabled ass.

>>507909825
The military has made a lot of changes regarding weed, recently, so maybe you can join a certain branch if you get a waiver and test negative at MEPS, or whatever. But it creates extra hoops, especially if you are addicted. A draft would likely come with some amnesty or change how weed use is treated.

>>507914954
They were too scared after Waco and Ruby Ridge to raid Elohim City, despite there being alleged bank robbers and Covenant/ARA members there. They arrested some guys who left. The Bundy family has had success at bullying tge feds. They waited forever during the Montanna Freedman standoff.

>>507899420
kek

no need for a draft. that's what the nimitz is for

>>507914954
Kanye West would probably hide people at a compound too. Or work at another 2nd ammendment militia to prevent some kids, black, white and otherwise from being drafted.
>>507915310

>>507899750
Do you mean to say zero chance of US boots touching Iran soil.... Again....?

>>507915495
U.S. troops shouldn't be forced to die, either

>>507899060 (OP)
I am racist and therefore cannot go

Gringoys will get drafted to die for Israel while Mexichads laugh at never having to register for Selective Service and fuck your white women

>>507900521
I'm old enough to remember how pissed all the guardsmen where when they got mobilized to invade a foreign country. Does this qualify as nothing happening?
>The elites us the constitution as toilet paper
>"It's nothing"

>>507899060 (OP)
>This is what you voted for, so enjoy.
lol my eyes are rolling on their own senpai
Shut the fuck up and lurkmoar if you still don't understand how zog works.

>>507899060 (OP)
I will not.

>>507915782
Islamic racist against whites?

>>507899060 (OP)
jokes on you i have plantar fasciitis and a back back i cant afford to get looked at because we dont have affordable healthcare anymore. im gonna get to stay home and bang my gf and raise my kids to be white nationalists

>>507899420
lmao

>>507915495
Every war needs a good false flag to start it. Big final countdown boat gonna go bloop bloop bloop.

>>507915820
Your tios already did that 18 years ago and now we have a fresh crop of brown zoomers to throw into the meat grinder

>>507899420
>KILL THE FUCKING IRANIAN!
>...wut?
>KILLTHEIRANIAN!!
>...dude, wut?
>KILL
>THE
>IRANIAN!!!
>...well, if your running, you should like, stop, man.
>*Semitic screeches*
>Anyone got any Twinkies?

>>507899060 (OP)
No one is going to come to Iran's aid kek. I think it goes off tomorrow night, though.

>>507899060 (OP)
never going to happen unless democrats make the military so nigger faggy nobody signs up anymore

>>507899420
I'm amazed it isn't legal and widespread in Bugland, it'd mesh really well with their nihilist burnout culture.

>>507899420
Beaut.

>>507899060 (OP)
They must draft underage teen pussy for us to cum into, or I, a MAN, am required by natural law to participate in terrorism against the state until either it collapses or stops violating men’s most fundamental human right

>>507899420
It's 420 right now.

>>507899420
baste

>>507899060 (OP)
They must draft underage teen pussy for us to cum into, or I, a MAN, am required by natural law to participate in terrorism against the state until either it collapses or stops violating men’s most fundamental human right

I am not fighting for the DOG FUCKING WHORES, I am not fighting WITHOUT A FORESKIN

>>507903380
If fucking with Russia for 3 years hasn’t triggered it yet is definitely not going to start over “black flag of grave buttblasting” Iran.

>>507899420

Fuck Yeah!!!!!!

>>507899060 (OP)
Finally, something to unite the left and right over. We can revolt and kill the zionists.

>>507913564

Same bro...same fuck yeah

>>507917393
Make sure the word is out to everyone under a rock before it starts.

>>507911561
Grim.

I have more important things to be doing than dying in a desert for Israel.

>>507900696
You can get a DL without registration.
You just can't get any federal loans. Student loans, stuff like that.

>>507915228
They ask you how many times you've smoked and if you answer something other than no, then you're going to get pressed on an exact number and a recruiter will ask how recently you smoked at the very least.
Then of course its probably going to lead to a waiver.
What they absolutely do not want to hear is wishy-washy answers like "uh yeah i think i smoked a weed last month but its not like every day".
I dont think they can force you to stop but they will pressure the fuck out of you.

>>507899060 (OP)
The government should tax the shit out of OF stars, female celebrities, and nigger ball players to give $500K+ recruitment bonuses.

If they try to draft me to serve for dog fucking girls who are exempt from both draft and circumcision, I am going to start my own Iranian or whatever terror cell behind friendly lines. FUCK YOU, i will die burning alive before I serve them for a second.

>>507917126
russia was part of the routine. israel is off the rails.

>>507899060 (OP)
I am disabled, and past drafting age. GG. What is my disability you ask? I am unironically allergic to exercise. Worst case scenario I'm chairforce.

>>507918322
you're talking about the volunteer army, not the conscription army. you don't get that interview when drafted, only when volunteering.

>>507918466
You will go or they will send the feral niggers to get you in.

>>507899060 (OP)
>Kek, schizo jews literally think goyim will die for them
No joke, that is what they literally think
>Fucking kek

>>507899060 (OP)
Why didn’t you listen?

>jews think goyim don't know about their future plans of zion and 'greater israel'
But the goyim do know, sooOooOoooooo

>>507919207
>>507919146
>HONK

>>507899060 (OP)
I didn't vote for shit faggot!
Choose your favorite letter.

>>507899420
Anon's all fired up!

I have been so tempted lately to commission as a Navy Surface Warfare Officer.

>>507919207
>>507919248

>>507905402
Anyone from here is fraging the CO
Good luck lmao

>car accident in 2013
>Slight nerve damage in left arm that I can overexaggerate when the time comes
>gnarly scar across arm and a bunch of medical records as proof

Hope you can outrun those drones, boys.

>>507899420
Based

>>507899060 (OP)
I’m in my 40s, obese, and struggle to walk without assistance. Good luck drafting me. They’ll laugh me right back out of training camp so I can go back to playing video games and doing nothing with my life.

>>507899750
I changed my mind I would gladly get drafted if they let me fly the b2 and drop bombs

I'll just go to jail for draft dodging instead. 3 hots and a cot

>>507899060 (OP)
I hope there's a draft.
A whole generation where everyone is taught to use guns and has to learn service to country and camaraderie with one another, including with people they might not otherwise see eye-to-eye politically.
Seems like a recipe for future freedom to me.

>>507899060 (OP)
You will die domestically, on my doorstep.

>>507914997
honestly that sounds far better than getting sent to your death overseas kek

You have been making the same threat for months on end.

Well, what are you waiting for? Get on with it.

I am ready to stab a draft officer in the throat today.

Because I would rather die than serve the satanic zionist Jews.

These people bomb churches full of Christian children for profit.

Put up or shut up.

>>507920082
This.

Then I'd go after people like OP.

You threaten me or people or anyone I care about you forfeit your life.


>>507900306
Your days are numbered war mongering kike. If your people don't get you others will.

>>507904232
It's crazy how everyone just sits there. I guess they thought they were fake toys or something. This dude literally just looks at it as it rolls by his feet.

>>507899420
Blessed cannabis numerals checked and blazed

>>507899420
Dude weed
>hits bong

>>507919778
B A S E D fatass

why would there be a draft? There is endless mexicans who flunk out of school and are forced to join the army. They wont need to draft

>>507920082
Reminder that during World War 2 the FBI spent hundreds of thousands of dollars over several months hunting down two draft dodgers living off the grid in Alaska.
They will not let you go. They don't give up and decide to go for easier targets, because they do not want people to think they have a chance at escape. They want to send a message that no one escapes and resistance is futile.

>>507919778
>tfw i didn't lardmaxxx

>>507899060 (OP)
No I won't. Idiot.

>>507899420
Legendary digits. The jew fears the blunt.

Only MIGA voters should be drafted. They voted to die for Israel, they and their children should go

>>507918994
>I am disabled, and past drafting age. GG. What is my disability you ask? I am unironically allergic to exercise. Worst case scenario I'm chairforce.

i have really really really really really bad news for you about how nato drafts are conducted

like, REALLY bad

>>507921401
They will certainly try, but there's a lot more of us than there is them.
The only problem is the NPCs will take the zogbot's side even though those are the first cattle who will be slaughtered!

>>507920728
Sign of an NPC/cattle/consumer/slave or whatever you want to call them.
They literally have no self preservation instinct, they only want to preserve their masters and their ideals and believe their masters will protect them from anything.

>>507899420
checked and motherfucking kekd

>>507906403
Based.

>>507908037
>Christcuck poisoning humanity again
They will throw you over the line.
Never serve jewish Evil!
Do not grant it a single nanometer!

>>507899420
b-b-based weedsaka

>>507899060 (OP)
Nah Im good

>>507911807
Based joggers ganking zoggers.

>>507899420
K... Kek?

>>507899420
checked

>>507899577
Oldniggers unite