Thread 507910205

>chances of actually seeing bullets flying towards you are less than 50% because military is mostly tail these days and not front
>you have air suport, naval suport, drones, satellites, and local allies in Kuwait and Israel
>your enemies in Iran and Iraq are poor farmers who think the world is flat and fight to defend their goats
>you get to learn a cool new skillset that you can bring home
>there are plenty of mountains to attack, so it will be cool and chilly instead of a hot desert hellhole or a jungle
>you get to make new friends and train at a IRL gun range
>your family will call you a hero, you'll have exclusive access to military medical treatment and funeral services
>women love men in uniforms
>most guys serving with you will be your age, so they are all weeb coomers addicted to videogames
>it is the best social networking possible
>after the war, you can stay employed in the armed forces and rise the ranks
>or, after the war, you can use your training to try and topple your government like the Irish did after WW1

It is gonna be an adventure, anon. Finally something cool to do outside and that you can actually afford.

Think of it as an outdoor activity. You don't see hohols coming back from the front and complaining, do you?

At most, it will likely be just a mandatory military training, like most countries on Earth have. You are not afraid of being trained, are you? They are not sending you to the front, trust me.

>>507910205 (OP)
kikey kike

tap

dumb

>>507910205 (OP)
If I got drafted, I’d be ok if I was in logistics or something. Anything away from infantry or drone operations

On your own, lad.

>>507910205 (OP)
I just enlisted today. Hoorah

>>507910205 (OP)
hey man is this clip propaganda?

>>507910205 (OP)
nato Anatolia
Qubrus\Cyprus a place
Sicily also a place
the lydian will be defeated

>>507910205 (OP)
sure, not so bad. It wasnt so bad in Vietnam or korea.....

>>507910205 (OP)
Fight your own retard wars jew boy

>>507910205 (OP)
Go fuck yourself

>>507910205 (OP)
I'll kill you when you knock on my door to recruit me

>>507910205 (OP)
>>507910525
The absolute audacity of glowniggers trying this shit after flooding the board with the best anti-war .webm ever for the past four years.
Btw I saved tons of that shit, not because I like looking at it but to make my son watch it if he ever gets aspirations at zogbotting.

Americans own guns nigger. You can't draft us.

>>507910205 (OP)
Shut up slav. You’re the only country drafting these days

>>507910758
use Ai to switch what ever troops are there with US troops and gear in the desert. This should be really fun.

Glowniggers get the fuck off my board. I hate the Anti-Christ.

>>507910314
Yes.

You won't be sitting in a trench like it is WW1, like fake news often describe war as like. Those leaked videos from Ukraine are from Ukraine. They are an underveloped third world country, unlike the USA. You'll be doing comfy logistics most of the time, then riding through the conquered territory.

People who enlist first always have priority in choosing their roles, so tapping the sign will inevitably get you a frontline service where you, unfortunately, might end up in a trench.

I am sorry, I am telling you as it is. The mandatory training is inevitable, so your better luck is if you go there on your own legs rather than hear a knock at the door.

Thank you joe biden

That wall wasnt to keep the mexicans out , it was to keep you dissenters IN

>>507910205 (OP)
>>you get to learn a cool new skillset that you can bring home
what skill set is that? how to end up limbless and homeless so you eventually kill yourself without making a mess?

>>507910205 (OP)
It will also yield untold amounts of pussy.

>>507910205 (OP)
I wish hope and pray draft-officers would show up at my house. I have nothing left in this life after a series of unfortunate events and I would just love a chance to tell them about it.

>>507910205 (OP)
Will being drafted pay my bills?

>>507910457
She's totally into him. He's got a good grip, too.

See how the girl look at him being goofy and toying around? Instead of getting the ick, they get wet around actual soldiers.

People will say I'm bulshitting, but ask any man who has gone through military service. It makes you at least three times more attractive.

>>507910205 (OP)
>Being drafted is not so bad
Literally you:

>>507911246
I care about my bills getting paid, the cows getting milked and the farm being run.
Will you pay someone to milk the cows while I'm away?

>>507910205 (OP)
You start the war, you can go die in it.

>>507910758
>>507910896
Remember, memeflags are Israelis.
The shutdown in 2014 was proof.
These are literal kike blood vampires who think by maximising chutzpah they can latch onto zoomer irony poisoning.
These threads won't even die like they did in 2016 to 2020, the only way to kill them is to call them glowniggers and kikes 300 times.

>>507911026
I would join the military if I had a chance to kill Zelensky personally.
I dont care about the war I just really hate that fucking conman kike faggot so much.

>>507911468
Nigga, is this you:

>>507910205 (OP)
No.

>>507911074
>medical treatment / nursery
>modern electronics
>modern communications
>leadership skills
>veteran benefits to higher education, if you want to further develop these skills
>the list goes on, there are more than 171 roles in the army

>>507910205 (OP)
>chances of actually
about 50% unironically
if your a good soldier it aproaches 90
>so do they...
"but we own the skys"
All domain warfare involves the sky and i dont see the multiple threats being stopped by any side at any point you might have the big guns but bullets are flying back
>I have no enemies only people who think they are my enemy
>No you dont Cool and new Yes if you bring it home your going to become a statistic
>BASED btw also cardio
>also based to add to this unironically this can change the world
>no comment
>women love men in general
>irrelivent
>not true but its up there
>true
>dont do that....

I cant convince a person to send me $500 and you want me to go and die a horrible death

interesting

counter argument send me 500 and let me make the self cleaning toilet..... that uses natural products and is a "minor" net loss potentially a sustainable loss

>>507911569
>shutdown in 2014
Anon, "shutdown" was less than a month ago.

>>507911604
No I don't visit shitter

>>507911127
>men who take adhd medication at the bottom
which means untreated ADHD is GIGA HOT

>>507911713
Maybe. The main point is these are kikes. The kikiest kikes who ever kiked a kike.

>>507911246
You think any white man here is attracted to that mudskin? Gross.
Jesus christ you glowniggers are fucking stupid.
Die choking on your vomit, memeflag bitch.

I killed Muslims in the last war and was honorably discharged making me immune from the draft. Dont worry bros I’ll keep your girlfriends safe while you’re gone. Brothers in arms and what not.

>>507910205 (OP)
It could be 1% chance of seeing bullets and I'd still avoid it at all costs.

>507911127
>It will also yield untold amounts of pussy.
Troon grooming doesn't count as "pussy" eglinniggerfaggot.

>>507911745
...nigga...you understood full-well WHAT I was referring to.

>>507910205 (OP)
This is the worst glowie post I have ever seen, like dude its hilariously obvious and nobody will buy it.

Look dude, I have no job, and meme all the time.

Pay me like 20 bucks an hour and I will make posts that actually work.

Also use tiktok, nobody on 4chan is retarded enough to join the military in a combat role, only retarded enough to join a cushy airforce job.

I got a 99 on my ASVAB and almost joined the space force if you need more qualifications.

Gimme glowbucks now.

>>507911635
>>507911246
>>507911026
Answer me, son of a whore. Show me you're not a bot, you son of a whore.

I oughtta find you.

>>507911813
>no Oinkurinal fagflag in sight
Clearly should be added to the right column.

>>507911026
That is a meme bro, everyone knows from ukraine war footage that its similar to ww1 but actually the trenches are better because you have cover.

Urban combat and the flat lands of the steppe are objectively worse.

The mountains of iran are not able to be surveyed properly.

>>507911959
No? That shit reads like a 9gag post.

>>507911959
Inoperable, broski. If the Balts wanted decommunisation they should by start tearing their commieblocks in Riga, Vilnius and Reval down and sleeping on the street with troons and junkies. Like real NATO members.

>>507910205 (OP)
I had fun killing muzzrats, but we had total technological supremacy and that was before killer FPV drones/mortar drones were a thing. Best they could do were some clever IED's, which were nasty, but imagine a combat environment where IEDs can rush at you from any angle at high speed, any time, and there is no way to stop them even if you are hyper alert and watching out.

Drone warfare makes war really super fucking gay and terrifying for anyone on the ground.

>>507912034
counter point

dont....

i mean seriously your gunna send people to die for 20 an hour

i hope you fucking belive in this shit because unironically

i want some fukin glowbux aswell but i mean

mate like what are we doin this is a fucking joke and im tired of pretending it isnt
theres no ammount of money you can pay me and i fucking need it bad to send good people to bad deaths for worse reasons

Also send me 500 buks ffs

>>507912283
You were part of nazi axis and you never stopped being that.

Just pointing out that ive determined the glownigger is a bot

>>507912583
based bot consider'er

the question you need to ask is why is a bot posting this

>>507910456
That's cool bro.
Where's your wife live

>>507910205 (OP)
We're not going to get drafted over Iran..
We'll get Drafted if Russia and China starts backing Iran..

>>507911648
Then people cry about the draft. There has been a systemic spread of anti-military propaganda that unfortunately stems from political divides rather than the conditions at the barracks.

Some internet dude shares a video of a drone attack in Ukraine, then people start thinking that war is like that. Some people share some news about a war in Gaza, then people say fighting for your country is now 'dying for Israel'.

If the mandatory training turns into an actual draft, it is actually your fault because YOU radicalized every single young male against their own country.

The UK is closer to having a draft than the USA, by the way. That is due to how cowardly and how stupidly you have politicized the military.

I swear I am trying to help everyone. If the draft is inevitable, you'd better be the first in line.

>>507912462
Lol no I won't I just took the ASVAB and considered it since you get like 100k, and its the space force so immune from draft AND free flights.

Ultimately I decided to not do it since being locked in for 4 years sucks even in a good job, I like freedom of movement.

That being said I would possibly accept glowie money to shill post war, but I decided against joining up.

>>507912801
sorry you mean iran the proxy that china funds to supp NK and russia directly trades with and considers an irreplacable asset.

im not sure what world your living in
but we the plebs are told nothing about iran but the global stage considers it pivotal

>>507912733
Because its a concerted psyop effort.
Not surprising or strange at all. They despise the free White Men of /pol/ (all 12 of us)

>>507912898
>wKN4Fdds
Workin 4 feds

>>507910205 (OP)
>tap tap tap
>a
>p

>t
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>p

>t
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>p

>>507910205 (OP)
Not dying for Israel

>>507910663
KEK

>>507910205 (OP)
So, you are okay with the fact that they forced you to shitpost with us, but that you can only say what you are programmed to say?

I didn't think you would enjoy serving your makers like you do.

>>507913010
worth a try i guess kek

what do you think i would do if you gave me 500 buku bux btw anon

>>507913104
>but we the plebs are told nothing about iran but the global stage considers it pivotal

If Iran completely falls into the Hands of the West and Israel then BRICS will be dealt a major blow. They won't step in right away but They may slowly enter as this "Quick regime change" drags on as another Middle Eastern Boots on the Ground war.

>>507910663
fucking KEK

>>507910205 (OP)
>what was vietnam?
the draftees were the first to get thrown in the shit. the core corp trained them to be human targets.
t.- dad joined so he wouldn't get drafted

>>507910205 (OP)
so fight your own war you fucking kike

>>507913687
you dont get it

iraq was the

hmmm wtf lets try and fuck them behind the scenes

iran isnt like that
iran is the HK of the non recognised hegemony

why does isreal *were going schitzo bois* fight iran

because isreal is the defacto (western*read america for non schitzos* hegemon)

and iran is the counterballance (read that any way you like)

its not tennable for half the world to let iran fall


iran falls right lets just say tommorow theres no iran

chinas done its over gg
russia is gone night night

like brother its not a thing and i would love to sit here and say im a westener thats good

its not even good for us its not good for anybody

even the people who want it (were not talking about the deep and difficult questions here this is seriously shit.)

>>507911821
>>507912072
dude relax

>>507914143
lets say we coup iran (good for iranian people i hope)

its litterly bad for the west like its litterly bad to coup them i cant think of anybody who benefits litterly anybody (yes it sucks they want to erradcate isreeal it sucks)

but from a sociopathic perspective its good for isreal... aslong as they are not actually commiting violence

Please consult the sign

fuckin carrer over acheavers have managed to system capture but not understand their position

now were on the brink of extinction/just fucking everything up because people were to good at their job

wont send me 500 bucks will ruin civilisation checks out....

>>507914736
Uhh you're fat!

>>507910205 (OP)
no sex no war reeee

>>507915005
ohh your goin to get fucked bud dont worry about it

>>507910205 (OP)
tap tap tap

>>507910205 (OP)
die in hell digusting kike. None is gonna fight for your shithole of a sandnigger country

I love this nation so deeply that I will stab a draft officer in the throat for free just to protect the American people from your satanic wars for zionist Jews.

>>507914143
I think the 1st lie is that Iran falls quickly and Regime change happens over night.
I have a feeling that with the stakes on the line, BRICS.
It's going to devolve into something much much messier. That's something this admin should atleast mention... I don't see any other threads that have mentioned this pretty important detail.

>>507915771
lets pretend everybody even briccs agree somehow backroom dark deals iran has to go


lets say even iran is not commited to the fight

its not thinkaable (im retarded btw so ignore half my shit) that boots on teh ground goes well

and not haveing boots on the ground signs a level of weakness that breaks hegemony

>>507912557
We were also part of the jewish soviet republic, being occupied by a foreign power and forced to do their bidding means nothing.

>>507915082
nuh uh

>>507916233
this is best case scenario btw

also nukes will never be acceptable or normalised ill say that now.

>>507910284
Vagina pLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASEEEE

>>507910205 (OP)

yeah it's totally okay being used or supporting the use of our people as cannon fodder for kikes to kill brown people, especially if they are in the Middle East who literally never did jack dick shit fuck to us.

inb4 false flag incoming so fuck off if they "nuke" NYC (oh God please yes!) or the Numbnutz carrier.

>>507916563
i really hope they dont take down a carrier i might waste my entire life figureing out how kek

>>507910205 (OP)
>You don't see hohols coming back from the front
Exactly...

>>507911246
Right up until you go on deployment and come back to a baby you didn't conceive

>>507911127
Can confirm. Amphetamines are for pussies!

>>507911635
>there are more than 171 roles in the army
172? Why so specific, but so vague?

>>507911127
me on the bottom right

>>507910205 (OP)
You will go to hell for luring young gullable men to their own death. The pain and suffering. May karma hit you very hard anon and may the lord punish you for your sins

>>507910205 (OP)
>Subject line "Draft Good"
>Memeflag
>Didnt bother to read your greentext
I think what pisses me off most is the le.ddit spacing. GO BACK NIGGERLOVING JIDF

>>507918532
10 million to steal my syntax kek

not a fucking penny spent well

Being a slave of Freemasons isn't so bad...

>>507918174
I am trying to save slaves. It is you people who want to radicalize everyone against military service, which will leave no option for the government but to call in a draft.

If everybody still respected the military as a profession and a career choice, and if you weren't kalling soldiers zogbots, maybe there would be no need for mandatory training / draft.

>>507919137
I'm trying to save lives*

>>507910205 (OP)
Kike-aganda with the meme flag

>>507916563
> Numbnutz carrier.
How long were they planning this?

>>507919232
its not doable sinking a carrier group conventianally is not dooable

unless it is kek it has to be i just have no idea how

>>507920650
uhhhhhh land based dirty bomb artillery maybe?
chinese hypersonics via that plane that landed today?

>>507911127
>men with scoliosis
it never even began...

>>507920812
ehh conventional annon land based dirty booo hooo dosent make it past the advanced interception

hypersonics does but hypersonics dont count as conventional nor does rods from god

they are sinkable but not from normal shit not even close

>>507910205 (OP)
Based

>>507910205 (OP)
Whoever programmed the bot doing this engagement farming, they should be ashamed to look in the mirror for doing nothing of worth.

>>507910205 (OP)
There is literally a ZERO percent chance of being drafted against Iran.
The only way it would occur is if we are fighting China as well, which would eliminate half of your pros.

>>507921263
interception is only for mortars and missles isn't it? artillery has higher velocity, iran could get 80-100km range with their nork koksans

>>507910205 (OP)
>suport
for you it's either army or prison

>>507921624
This, there are plenty of Zogbots volunteering to go into the grinder. A lot of them will have to die first before a draft is considered.

>>507910205 (OP)
Draft won't happen but that's the spirit

>>507910205 (OP)
I officially dodged mandatory military service today. Just felt like sharing that

>>507910205 (OP)
You're the same glownigger who wants use to assassinate Tucker Carlson lmao >>>>507911501

>>507922455
did you poop your pants?

>>507910205 (OP)
>>507910261
>>507910280
This thread is filled with Iranian propaganda.

>>507921778
>>507910205 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijk4j-r7qPA

kek

>>507923544
If only it were that simple. You have no idea how good you people have it; after you lost the war they forced you to remain neutered forever and you will never need to deal with this bullshit

Taps the sign

>>507910205 (OP)
Hahahahahahahah, nah anon.
I'm like unstable and all that.

>>507912898
Very indian poster with incredible Indian opinions

>>507910284
you know the rules. but on that note you'll be raped because of your personality

>>507923977
why do glowniggers always have shit taste in music

>>507910205 (OP)
>chances of actually seeing bullets flying towards you are less than 50%
yah but the chances it will be a drone

>>507926045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vorVachqsQ

motherfukin wish u wld

>>507911127
i'm all those things

>>507910205 (OP)
>after the war, you can use your training to try and topple your government like the Irish did after WW1
they did that during the war by not being drafted you glownigger kike faggot

>>507924009
damn I wanted to know if someone from here actually tried that and whether it worked

>>507910205 (OP)
You eglin troons are really desperate, aren't you?
Guess you're gonna be fighting Iran yourself!

>frog poster
>meme flag
this board is a fucking joke dawg
all your replies are from bots.
die in a fire

>>507926242
good job, you proved me wrong, this is a solid 6.5/10
what's your favorite part about my file? silly isn't it

>>507926898
i really like the part where i cant see it but i already know

i think thats nice

NomastersNoslaves

>>507910205 (OP)
Tell that to the guys with their faces melted off for Israel you lying kike. Bombs are the real threat.

>>507927136
>danny boy
my sides

>>507928206
kek 4 names and danny stays at home

its a sick little world i just want to remind everybody it does not have to be like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yv8Nm2HXCo

Wow, amazing how all you have to do is list the benefits of compulsory military service and the sign-tappers immediately go into panic mode.

>>507910663
Go duck yourself.

>>507910205 (OP)
>There is plenty of mountains to attack, your ennemies consist in retarded farmers that have no say in this conflict, please, sow more chaos for no good reason goy

>>507910205 (OP)
Get fucked kike.

>>507912898
Look at this faggot.
>>507913247
KEK protects us!

>>507929344
>Eglin troons swarming in
Telltale tap, mother fuckers!

Actual military ghoul thread, take your service pistol out and brain yourself faggot.