WHERE IS IT ....!?!?!
So war propaganda cucking me Iran.
I want my surprise!! Where the fuck is it.
Did nothing happen?
Or is Israel surprising a massive embarrassment?
https://x.com/Militaryy111/status/1935039339508936793
>>507923004 (OP)Here is the surprise
Fallout 76 will be getting a Sequel and it cancelled Fallout 5
>>507923004 (OP)Ayatollah comes out as a femboi chaser
>>507923004 (OP)they have been hyping up the war yet nothing is happening, because of that, I know wish total iranian destruction and absolute jewish victory.
>>507923004 (OP)Iran and Israel lie so much they deserve each other.
>modern war is just shitposting at eachother
>>507923004 (OP)I found it! This is it, this is what they meant by "big surprise"!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>507923004 (OP)I kept waiting but I don't think it's happening bro
>>507923004 (OP)Stop....SAYING THAT UNLESS YOU MEAN IT!
Fuuuuuuuuuuu
>>507923004 (OP)Didn't they say the same thing yesterday? Nothing happened.
>>507923095I always believed Fallout 5 would be real life. I am only surprised Todd didn't launch the nukes himself.
>>507923004 (OP)this is like the 6th "The Iranian _____" account that has posted "TONIGHT" and nothing happened
Is "tonight" the new "two weeks"?
>>507923275Well, they were playing Nick Fuentes on Iranian TV.
Trump bitching out of nuking Tehran.
>>507923004 (OP)>I want my surprise!! Where the fuck is it.It was a spiritual gift to Chuddha. A veritable Nothing Ever Happens mantra, in the purest form. Iranians' mullahs are very spiritually evolved.
>>507923004 (OP)Khameini is equipped with shoulder mounted missile launchers.
I can't believe iran had a metal gear all this time
>iran and trump are following the same shallow good cop/bad cop jew script
Really makes you think.
Day 2 of the imminent big surprise. The expectation is quite tense!
THIS ENTIRE WAR IS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR RUSSIA AND THE US TO HAVE IRAN AND ISRAEL DEPLETE THEIR MUNITIONS/INTERCEPTORS SO THEY SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A FEW YEARS
IRAN REALIZED THIS AND IS NOW USING IT AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO MARKET THEIR ANTI-JEW ROCKETS TO OTHER MUSLIMS
JEWS DECISIVELY PROVEN TO BE COMPLETELY NON-MAGICAL NON-CHOSEN SEWER RATS WITH NO SENSE OF PROPORTIONALITY
>>507923004 (OP)>say a big surprise is coming>world is watching >do absolutely fuck-allWhat does Iran achieve by being a total lolcow?
>>507923004 (OP)they ment you'll be waiting for centuries.
>>507923004 (OP)Jamenei comes out as gay. Civilians from both countries will be able to share gay sex in the their bunkers.
>>507923004 (OP)I guess the surprise was they hit the Mossad building. Kind of underwhelming but I guess it counts.
>>507923004 (OP)you blinked and missed it
>>507923004 (OP)Nothing ever happens anons are always right.
I learnt from an early age that the best way to humiliate yourself is to make empty threats especially when you're emotionally compromised
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>>507923004 (OP)Did you learn nothing fro their ‘5 gen fighter’? They have nothing. All they can do is shoot outdated missiles from 30 years ago and make empty threats on X using Arma 3 and Ai generated footage.
If you could buy a country on Temu you’d get Iran.
>>507923004 (OP)>babby's first interaction with brownsThey're incompetent tuards
