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Anonymous (ID: GIszYyqH) Australia No.507923004 [Report] >>507923095 >>507923275 >>507923363 >>507923431 >>507923480 >>507923564 >>507923649 >>507923669 >>507923687 >>507923735 >>507923855 >>507924552 >>507924780 >>507924875 >>507925399 >>507925599 >>507925808 >>507926075 >>507926318 >>507926932 >>507927076 >>507927080 >>507927457 >>507927505
The BIG SURPRISE the world will remember for Centuries
WHERE IS IT ....!?!?!

So war propaganda cucking me Iran.
I want my surprise!! Where the fuck is it.
Did nothing happen?
Or is Israel surprising a massive embarrassment?

https://x.com/Militaryy111/status/1935039339508936793
Anonymous (ID: jatj5YaU) United States No.507923095 [Report] >>507923809
>>507923004 (OP)
Here is the surprise
Fallout 76 will be getting a Sequel and it cancelled Fallout 5
Anonymous (ID: 5b2eBs/x) Canada No.507923275 [Report] >>507923949
>>507923004 (OP)
Ayatollah comes out as a femboi chaser
Anonymous (ID: cz8QBmk+) Spain No.507923363 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
they have been hyping up the war yet nothing is happening, because of that, I know wish total iranian destruction and absolute jewish victory.
Anonymous (ID: kSs8pZXG) United States No.507923431 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
Iran and Israel lie so much they deserve each other.
Lambright !!Qf0id9Kiy22 (ID: I2O6zPON) United States No.507923480 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
>WHERE IS IT ....!?!?!
They forgot about it.
Anonymous (ID: OV4LsQ25) Argentina No.507923493 [Report]
>modern war is just shitposting at eachother
Anonymous (ID: 8WPlPOLU) United States No.507923564 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
fake parody
Anonymous (ID: a0Wdk/M+) United States No.507923649 [Report] >>507924111 >>507924111 >>507924111
>>507923004 (OP)
I found it! This is it, this is what they meant by "big surprise"!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Anonymous (ID: lMMJjpNZ) United States No.507923669 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
I kept waiting but I don't think it's happening bro
Anonymous (ID: kKvfR4/q) United States No.507923687 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
Stop....SAYING THAT UNLESS YOU MEAN IT!
Fuuuuuuuuuuu
Anonymous (ID: Dcoj5Df5) United States No.507923735 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
Didn't they say the same thing yesterday? Nothing happened.
Anonymous (ID: ZvRNGKq6) United States No.507923809 [Report]
>>507923095
I always believed Fallout 5 would be real life. I am only surprised Todd didn't launch the nukes himself.
Anonymous (ID: AOYvqpLD) United States No.507923855 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
this is like the 6th "The Iranian _____" account that has posted "TONIGHT" and nothing happened
Anonymous (ID: ZHro+gV9) Portugal No.507923910 [Report] >>507924357
Is "tonight" the new "two weeks"?
Anonymous (ID: GIszYyqH) Australia No.507923949 [Report]
>>507923275
Well, they were playing Nick Fuentes on Iranian TV.
Anonymous (ID: Gtpn+CPL) United States No.507924111 [Report]
>>507923649
>>507923649
>>507923649
HOLY SHIT!!!
Anonymous (ID: L3V6WSEQ) United States No.507924240 [Report]
Trump bitching out of nuking Tehran.
Anonymous (ID: sUOMZF/i) United States No.507924357 [Report]
>>507923910
Tick tock
Anonymous (ID: SZSdF+aU) No.507924429 [Report]
Too weeks
Anonymous (ID: Bvfod5K5) France No.507924552 [Report] >>507924834
>>507923004 (OP)
>I want my surprise!! Where the fuck is it.
It was a spiritual gift to Chuddha. A veritable Nothing Ever Happens mantra, in the purest form. Iranians' mullahs are very spiritually evolved.
Anonymous (ID: TDvvL7dv) No.507924780 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
Khameini is equipped with shoulder mounted missile launchers.
Anonymous (ID: e6dItmSE) United States No.507924834 [Report]
>>507924552
Based.
Anonymous (ID: G1w17uk2) Brazil No.507924865 [Report]
I can't believe iran had a metal gear all this time
Anonymous (ID: i4fprhKA) United States No.507924875 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
Big badda boom
/\nonymous (ID: qyJqEsbZ) Canada No.507924940 [Report]
>iran and trump are following the same shallow good cop/bad cop jew script
Really makes you think.
Anonymous (ID: SbFahW2s) Canada No.507925144 [Report]
Day 2 of the imminent big surprise. The expectation is quite tense!
Anonymous (ID: PMXB4L39) United States No.507925339 [Report]
THIS ENTIRE WAR IS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR RUSSIA AND THE US TO HAVE IRAN AND ISRAEL DEPLETE THEIR MUNITIONS/INTERCEPTORS SO THEY SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A FEW YEARS
IRAN REALIZED THIS AND IS NOW USING IT AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO MARKET THEIR ANTI-JEW ROCKETS TO OTHER MUSLIMS
JEWS DECISIVELY PROVEN TO BE COMPLETELY NON-MAGICAL NON-CHOSEN SEWER RATS WITH NO SENSE OF PROPORTIONALITY
Anonymous (ID: AuA3Meff) United States No.507925399 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
>say a big surprise is coming
>world is watching
>do absolutely fuck-all
What does Iran achieve by being a total lolcow?
Anonymous (ID: gWLNh64N) Netherlands No.507925599 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
they ment you'll be waiting for centuries.
Anonymous (ID: ncUxLqns) Argentina No.507925808 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
Jamenei comes out as gay. Civilians from both countries will be able to share gay sex in the their bunkers.
Anonymous (ID: Z+5qxiqK) United Kingdom No.507926075 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
I guess the surprise was they hit the Mossad building. Kind of underwhelming but I guess it counts.
Anonymous (ID: lQBA1I7e) United States No.507926318 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: NU1sv0hJ) United States No.507926932 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
Two more minutes
Anonymous (ID: 8FWfRv3k) No.507927076 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
you blinked and missed it
Anonymous (ID: uK0eRyBG) Brazil No.507927080 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
Nothing ever happens anons are always right.
Anonymous (ID: BtQDwYsn) Australia No.507927274 [Report]
I learnt from an early age that the best way to humiliate yourself is to make empty threats especially when you're emotionally compromised
Anonymous (ID: 3VZ+xklZ) United States No.507927457 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
Did you learn nothing fro their ‘5 gen fighter’? They have nothing. All they can do is shoot outdated missiles from 30 years ago and make empty threats on X using Arma 3 and Ai generated footage.

If you could buy a country on Temu you’d get Iran.
Anonymous (ID: Ypdh0b26) No.507927505 [Report]
>>507923004 (OP)
>babby's first interaction with browns
They're incompetent tuards