Ask in this thread and you shall receive.

Can I have a Red-Fan Parrot and a Black-Headed Parrot just to hybridise and raise offspring?

Please return already and purge the world of sin.

>>507923251 (OP)
I just want Leftist degeneracy gone, and demonic atheism to be vanquished by Christ's Truth.

>>507923251 (OP)
Destruction of the state of israel

>>507923495
>>507923717
I feel rather selfish for asking for material things...

>>507923251 (OP)
I wish to be the little girl

>>507923495
>Please return already and purge the world of sin.
Bottom line: This planet is Bozrah, not Earth. Read this post...

https://x.com/elitefeat/status/1799553063390154856
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This planet is not Earth. It is Bozrah.

Earth is another planet about 75,000 light years from here, whereas this planet is merely an impostor planet that calls itself "Earth." Big difference. And trust me, I know how to count to 10 seconds, ACCURATELY. What used to be 10.00 seconds (for me) is now a whopping 15.00 seconds! If you don't believe me, see Matthew 24:22 and Revelation 8:12. For the natives, though, the speed of time here has always been the same.

If you are a Bozrah native, you are in serious trouble. The people of this planet must acknowledge that Bozrah is not Earth and that Jesus is coming to destroy it. Otherwise, don't expect God to save you.
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Note: The event in which Jesus destroys this planet is called "the day of vengeance." There is no 7-year Tribulation here.

John 14:20

>>507923961
I know of many natural hybrids like the Clymene Dolphin... It makes sense... God approves!

>>507923927
To be honest it's debatable if I am from either.

>>507923251 (OP)
Can I get an 8 ball of good pure crystal methamphetamine tomorrow, plx? Tnnx!

>>507923849
OP is obviously not Jesus, but I was asking Jesus rather than OP. Maybe OP could act through Him instead, even if he does just a little.

I might just get what I want, even if it's on a small scale that I am unable to know if it happened.

>>507923251 (OP)
I would like one million US dollars in 100 dollar bills stacked in a suitcase

>>507923251 (OP)
TKD within 24 hours

>>507923251 (OP)
>Ask in this thread and you shall receive.
I need a good paying job, thanks Jesus, preferably before 2 weeks

>>507924294
I honestly believe Noel Edmond has it right, seriously look at him and his philosophy.

>>507924609
*Noel Edmonds.

>>507923251 (OP)
I ask for a house and a great wife

>>507923251 (OP)
Please, let the world's eyes be opened on your teachings, let them see the true synagogue of satan and the influence they have over the (currently sacrificial) lambs.

>>507923251 (OP)
Christ is King.
Please lord strike down the Synagogue of Satan that harms so many innocent people.

>>507923251 (OP)

>>507923251 (OP)
I want to win the lottery

Give me strength Lord

>>507923251 (OP)
Give me a friend

>>507923251 (OP)
Im fine i don't really need anything, im happy with what i have thank you.

>>507923251 (OP)
I want to get my next gacha girl before the 150 spark. Amen.

>>507923251 (OP)
I want picrel + a bunch of kinderinos too

Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra.

>>507923251 (OP)
Why are you such a faggot?
>1pbtid
>No answer
Typical christcuckery

>>507923251 (OP)
Please allow me to believe in Jesus and God.
Amen

>>507923251 (OP)
Please kill all eastern Canadians

>>507926743
Remove the whore and it's perfect.

>>507923251 (OP)
end it now

Heavenly Father,
I pray that every anon feels your presence, grace, and love. I pray that every anon who is in pain, casts aside their desires, follows you, and finds salvation.

Jesus Christ is Lord

>>507923251 (OP)
Give me $10 million and I will spend $9 million on spreading the good word.

>>507926750
"Not my will, but Thine be done."

>>507927325
This is based. Good request.

Read some CS Lewis. Read some Kierkegaard. Look for beauty, and even if you don't think you're looking for God, you'll find God in beauty. This is one of the ways He is revealed.

I wish I had more to offer, but I'm still searching myself. It's a long trip, so try and enjoy the journey.

>>507927195
I know who you pretend I am.

>>507923251 (OP)
A normal happy healthy women slightly younger than me who wants to start a family, a good job and a good decently long life

That’s it

Please lord, son of god, hallowed be thy name... please strike down the demonic israelis and destroy their satanic nation.

>>507929845
No guessing involved. I said it blatantly. You're a faggot.

>>507923251 (OP)
Hello Jesus, I'm off your radar but please make me to understand myself, i wanna know myself clearly with all my weaknesses and strong sides. Please give me a clear mind to serve myself, people around me and you. Amen

>>507923251 (OP)
All I want is to make a baby with my love and let it be a healthy pregnancy and healthy baby

>>507923251 (OP)
Who will when the israel-iran war after they bomb each other nuclear power stations?
Will there's be a contamination zone from each?

Please cure my father of his illness

>imagine still worshiping a rabbi and subscribing to jewish abrahamic cults

>>507923251 (OP)
Please, Jesus Christ of Nazareth, my one and only Lord. Let war rain down upon us, and turn Earth into a nuclear wasteland.

This planet needs to be reset completely. There is far too much bullshit we have to deal with now.

>>507923961
Psalm 8

>>507930768
Why are you one of the only people in this thread with a memeflag?

Why would you be concerned about hiding your location?

>>507923251 (OP)
Don't make demands of God or believe in humans who claim to speak for Him

>>507931009
Are you speaking for god, then?

>>507923251 (OP)
Make XRP $2k EOY

>>507923251 (OP)
TND

Affordable land 1 hr away from cities
Clean water for well
Good soil for orchard/garden

>>507931100
Little g worshiper. Lol.

>>507924294
You do not know the depths of my groaning for you, little one. Only after the season has passed can the field be harvested!

Why would Christ meet us here in this den of depravity? We are but anons and trolls Lord. The scum of the earth.

Tomorrow we celebrate Corpus Christi.

You know my heart and all I want to ask you, but all I do ask is that Thy will be done, not mine, my Lord.

>>507923251 (OP)
I ask for my happiness back

>>507923251 (OP)
This thread is really beautiful. Thanks for doing this, OP.

>>507923251 (OP)
lord protect my family and lord give me strength

>>507933090
Now the tax collectors and sinners were all gathering around to hear Jesus. But the Pharisees and the teachers of the law muttered, “This man welcomes sinners and eats with them.” Then Jesus told them this parable: “Suppose one of you has a hundred sheep and loses one of them. Doesn’t he leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost sheep until he finds it? And when he finds it, he joyfully puts it on his shoulders and goes home. Then he calls his friends and neighbors together and says, ‘Rejoice with me; I have found my lost sheep.’ I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent. (Luke 15:1-7)