Thread 507927937

new 'toss, I don't get it

except that I tried an iPhone and sent it back after a couple tough weeks.

couldn't get Apple Care to figure out how to do simple shit like send regular Youtube or Bitchute Mp4s from PC to phone.

Then I tried to set alarms and it wouldn't until I filled out some gay "Sleep Goals".

I'm not really "comfortable" with a company run by a pedofile, that markets mostly to children, and can TRACK individuals via phone, getting detailed info in real time on kid's bedtimes.

>>507927937 (OP)
Nobody cares about this gay cal-arts reddit comic

>>507928009
>that markets mostly to children
lol what

>>507927937 (OP)
Back of the computer in the 3rd panel

is he saying that ot use the mouse you have to plug it in to charge on the bottom so apple UI sucks and its cringe? but hes retarded so per usual he sucks and is cringe? is he trying to get a job w apple?

idgi

>>507927937 (OP)
Apple has a mouse that's charging port is on the bottom of the mouse just like in the comic what's not to get?

>>507927937 (OP)
third panel, logo on the back

its sucking his dick. thats the joke. its the designers wasting their time and talent. a humor joke, for adults.

>>507928083
>>that markets mostly to children
yes, back from at least Apple II days, Apple's core(pardon pun) biz plan was to get into schools including grammar schools, in hopes that would also translate into sales to adults.

Where as MS/IBM went for major Govt contracts IE higher level ADULT users, to force a defacto monopoly.

>>507928413
lmao fucking dumbasses (apple I mean). steve jobs would have an aneurism

>>507927937 (OP)
>new 'toss, I don't get it

Apple's mouse has the charging port on the bottom of the mouse. So you can not charge it and use the mouse at the same time.
"Brilliant design" - --- The cheapest crap from China has a common Micro USB port on the side or front in like Apple Lightning port .

>>507928413
>>507928690
Fucking lol

>>507928174
oh, butt I remember that Gook that was one of the founders of Apple was talking about "design matters" and how in the OLD days you used to have to charge shit out of the box, but now (10yrs ago) stuff all comes pre-charged to 90%, for instant out of the box onions-boi gratification.

I have run my rechargeable out and would've been PIA to need to charge from bottom.

I thought it was an iPhone, not a mouse.

>>507927937 (OP)
>I don't get it
He's pointing out how retarded apple's designers are.

who the fuck cares about itoddler garbage. this fat idiot really lost his touch after his failed nft shitshow

>>507927937 (OP)
The joke is that cow tools would be incomprehensible and stupid when viewed by a human, much like the mental processes of a cow would look to a human if they could be visualized.

>>507928102
I want to kill all of you faggots and him for doing this.

>>507928009
>cal-arts
Great, another term that has lost its meaning.

>>507928634
Steve jobs approved the design but he had aids at the time

>>507928009
How about my comic? I make them on fireworks 8

>>507927937 (OP)
he's clearly fucking the mouse hole, the joke is that apple fans have tiny dicks

>>507928634
I blame Steve Jobs for the final straw in the fall of civilization - releasing the iPhone in 2007. Removing the intelligence access barrier to the internet and putting it in every retard nigger faggot's pocket, giving everyone unfettered 24/7 access to the Library of Alexandria will prove to be mankind's greatest mistake.

Reminder Tim Apple said if you want to side load apps, go buy an Android.
What that actually means is beautiful rich Apple users NEED dirty poor Android scum in order to avoid Apple being declared a monopoly and have Uncle Sam step in and gape it wide open.

>>507930912
it's not giving them unrestricted access to knowledge, it's including lower-class depth-grovelers in every big public digital space for us to be forced to interact with. He didn't know about race science or IQ. He just thought everyone was the same like we were taught. Yes the internet is shit now though

Real talk how did Apple fuck up the Magic Mouse (again)?

>>507934140
Of course they're not using it to seek knowledge. They're shitting it up and burning it down.

>>507930023
i have an iq of 138 and idgi

>>507927937 (OP)
dafuq stony...

>>507934233
She seems really sweaty, which means her vagina smells
>>507934694
Dad was a boomerang that flew out the window, but never came back like boomerangs do, so his son zoomerang went on Dr Pheels hoping to find and reconnect with his dad. Dr Pheels tells Zoomerang they found him, and here "she" is. The dad abandoned the family and became a tranny. Just a little hobby so its ok if its sucks, I dont really share them anyway.

>>507935836
>Dad was a boomerang that flew out the window, but never came back like boomerangs do, so his son zoomerang went on Dr Pheels hoping to find and reconnect with his dad. Dr Pheels tells Zoomerang they found him, and here "she" is. The dad abandoned the family and became a tranny. Just a little hobby so its ok if its sucks, I dont really share them anyway.
i got that part and it's ingenuous but you're lacking a comical 'punch' imho

>>507935947
Yeah, not my best, but my best is still probably mediocre anyway, haha.

>>507928009
What made you so bitter.? Was it the time your grandfather fucked you up the ass in the woodshed.

>>507936241
I like you anon, have an idea I walked around with a while now
>2 dudes walking along countryside
>One will start flipping out and scream something about zombies
>2 will say: don't worry, 1 , these are vegan zombies
>Zombies say: GRAAAAIIIINS
Hope you like it and use it some day, good night!

>>507929647
For the edification of Anons that don't get it.

>>507935947
>I need a laugh track on my cartoons.
Nah, you are just a midwit.

>>507928009
This is a concern trolling tranny.
Troons are stonetoss' biggest haters.

>>507930023
>boomerrang.

>>507929800
Life long homosexual Steve Jobs had a 'wife' that inherited everything. She parties with Ghislaine Maxwell. Pic related. Mrs Jobs on the left.

>>507936857
Screen shotted, ill make it tomorrow, as I havent made a zombie yet so it will be fun

>>507927937 (OP)
Looks like he's gettin his dick sucked by the apple mouse

>>507937306
Man this thread is full of things that piss me off

>>507927937 (OP)
Why amogus is cumming?

>>507937087
it's called a narrative device my dude

>>507937087
it's called a narrative device my dude

>>507927937 (OP)
The Apple mouse has its charging port on the bottom which is the surface you need to have in contact with the mousepad.

>>507928009
This is definitely not cal-arts

>>507928570
This anon remembers. It's why my school had a bunch of old apples, when the teachers were using windows, why they upgraded to iMacs in the library, and why they use Macs now (last I saw anyway)
The long game panned out.

>>5079279370l
i had an iphone at 1st, but got the S4 Samsung galaxy and its been all android ever since.

>>507928009
Based observer of patterns.