Thread 507936738

I don't know what the FUCK just happened but a giant military Osprey (pic related) just flew 6 feet above my house and almost crashed into the ground before slowly rising back into the air and scared the shit out of me. Seriously. Not a joke. Sometimes they pass through here but I don't know what kind of DEI training program they've got going on right now but this was not good. Literally happened 3 minutes ago.

And by "Sometimes they pass through here" I mean 0.5+ miles away far up in the sky. Not nearly crashing into the ground killing everyone.

>>507936738 (OP)
arent these pieces of shit notorious for crashing all the time?

>>507936738 (OP)
Call the base and yell at them.

>>507936738 (OP)
Next time it happens jump into the air while holding "E", you might be close enough to enter the vehicle

Also why are they flying this thing around at 11pm at night? Isn't that unusual? This is all true but I can't prove it because it all happened in <20 seconds.

>>507936738 (OP)
>giant military Osprey
As opposed to a normal sized one?
Describe it OP, how big was it?
The size of an aircraft carrier?

Based north county San Diego resident.

>>507936738 (OP)

Probably a combination of DEI and a vaccinated pilot idk. Remember the articles talking about how vaccinated commercial pilots were not flying as well as unvaxxed ones?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQx5AMWWWws

>>507937396
It did seem bigger than the one in that pic although its hard to tell. Seemed a little different. Maybe it wasn't specifically an Osprey. I don't know planes. But it had those two big ass propellers and was from the nearby military base.

>>507937396
If I had to describe it, it's the size of 3 to 6 police helicopters. I know that's a retarded way to describe it lol

>>507936859
This, even evangelion showed "modern" ospreys as cannon fodder idk if predictive programming or they had accidents everwhere, including Nipon.

>>507936738 (OP)
Damn things will rattle your house so hard the pictures fall off the walls, more MIC misadventures kept alive for stupid reasons

>>507936738 (OP)
>a giant military Osprey (pic related) just flew 6 feet above my house and almost crashed
Don't worry its supposed to do that, it happens all the time.

>>507937701
I know what an osprey looks like...Thats not what I asked
You said you saw a giant one. How much larger than a regular osprey was it, for you to qualify it with the word giant?

>>507936859
>arent these pieces of shit notorious for crashing all the time?
Yes, they were eventually banned from use on US bases in Okinawa, because they kept crashing onto and killing the local population.

>>507936738 (OP)
Go take a picture of where it crashed or frig off

>>507936738 (OP)
osprey's are a dogshit aircraft and a stupid invention all around

reminder they are replacing the Blackhawk with the Osprey's little brother

>>507940476
Second only to Australians.

>>507936738 (OP)
Those have been deathtraps since they were first introduced.

>>507940685
you are joking right?

>>507940685
Should make killing our own special forces so they don't talk much easier.

>>507936738 (OP)
Holy shit! Yalmud Ted just flew over my house!

>>507940936
Talmud Ted wtf jew autocorrect pegasus software

>inb4 phoneposter

I just stole an osprey and flew it over your house OP. How do you land this thing chat

>>507936738 (OP)
they do that it is normal you have beein Osprey'd now on your knees and prey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>507936738 (OP)
>>507936790
>>507937237
any chance you're in Upstate NY?
my roomate just said he saw/heard something flying really low and too fast and wide to be a helo(which we see from drum a lot) as we were putting the trash out, about 15 minutes ago.
After seeing your thread I had him listen to a clip of an Osprey and he said the sound was about right.

Could be a some spooky late night below the radar flight training. course doing it 100 feet above a densly populated valley seems a bit reckless.

>>507936859

It's an overly ambitious design. It's the most complex aircraft ever.

>>507940871
no

>On 5 December 2022, the V-280 was chosen by the US Army as the winner of the Future Long-Range Assault Aircraft program to replace the Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk.[4][5]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_V-280_Valor

oh the giant osprey you are my lord you are my strenght , I will follow your path my lord Osprey , I will never fap knowing you can crash one me from the sky at any moment and time of day

>>507938332
Well if he's telling the truth and it did fly over at an extremely low altitude that's probably the first time he's ever seen one up close and didn't realize how much bigger they are than most people think.

>>507936738 (OP)
Pretty sure they're some of the least reliable aircraft ever used.

I guarantee it was a brown female as the US military and all public sector jobs are basically a giant work program at this point

>>507936859
Yes, if you land too fast the rotor wash will cause the aircraft to just fall out of the sky. So they become a giant target on landing. The MIC loves coming up with innovative ways to kill our own soldiers.

>>507941225
Virginia

>>507941521
>Well if he's telling the truth and it did fly over at an extremely low altitude that's probably the first time he's ever seen one up close and didn't realize how much bigger they are than most people think.
This is true. I saw one in GTA V only. Irl it seems bigger than that.

>>507936738 (OP)
niggers no doubt

>>507940927
as if blackhawks didn't do that just fine.

>>507936738 (OP)
Check your homeowners insurance, gauranteed there's a "war clause" stating they're not responsible for damages done due to an act of war, and I'd be willing to bet a military training exercise would be written off as an act of war.

>>507942292
I remember when he said that.

>>507941263
the F35 is a piece of shit