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Anonymous (ID: D6JXEOqy) Canada No.507937855 >>507937918 >>507938036 >>507938044 >>507938055 >>507938160 >>507938578 >>507938729 >>507938934 >>507938986 >>507939127 >>507939202 >>507939238 >>507939313 >>507939503 >>507939528 >>507939568 >>507939727 >>507940254 >>507942362 >>507944869 >>507945284 >>507945606 >>507946133 >>507946154 >>507946203 >>507946230 >>507946326 >>507946659 >>507947268 >>507947340 >>507949916
UNACCEPTABLE
THIS IS TOO FUCKING FAR. THIS IS POLITICAL AND YOU KNOW IT
Anonymous (ID: 7Q0Ug0WC) United States No.507937918 >>507938095
>>507937855 (OP)
>you just know
Anonymous (ID: wkMp6M5o) Chile No.507938036 >>507945497
>>507937855 (OP)
The west in a pic.
Anonymous (ID: 6PvUyBia) United States No.507938044 >>507949798
>>507937855 (OP)
That shit's bananas
Anonymous (ID: F1Gbak4x) Finland No.507938055 >>507941052
>>507937855 (OP)
does the game tell the story of george floyd?
Anonymous (ID: D6JXEOqy) Canada No.507938095
>>507937918
>as if that wasnt the joke since the inception

This whole past two century period of human history really is coming to a head right about now, isn't it?
Anonymous (ID: lx48cfNq) United States No.507938160 >>507947721
>>507937855 (OP)
foot chads, we won
Anonymous (ID: qZlsM1yJ) United States No.507938197 >>507938688 >>507939174
>80$
LOL
Anonymous (ID: oKk40t7c) United States No.507938578
>>507937855 (OP)
Is that DK actually Cranky Kong and that's why he looks different and why Pauline is a little kid? I don't get it.
Anonymous (ID: F7extTpJ) United States No.507938688
>>507938197
UMmm its 70 bucks but continue to spread misinformation lil Sony Pony
Trump Rapes Kids (ID: xURKK9Jl) United States No.507938694
Built for DKC
Anonymous (ID: VexrobXf) United States No.507938729 >>507938827 >>507938834 >>507938900 >>507949919
>>507937855 (OP)
Why the fuck is he wearing a tie with no shirt?
Anonymous (ID: D6JXEOqy) Canada No.507938827
>>507938729
Because he can
Anonymous (ID: 2NKeeSb4) Switzerland No.507938834
>>507938729

u aint got enough zaza to understand blaxx style wh*teboi
Anonymous (ID: 6PvUyBia) United States No.507938900
>>507938729
Because HE HAS STYLE
Anonymous (ID: qOMlOiUh) United States No.507938922
Yes Donke is Jeet (always has been) Nintendo is just being honest making a game about Donke and Whit Woman. This is the secret to Nintendo's success: always tell the truth. If you want Aryan fantasy games play Zelda.
Anonymous (ID: 6Zg7S1U7) Greece No.507938934
>>507937855 (OP)
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750268676169922.webm
Anonymous (ID: SYPKIIU6) United States No.507938980
My nigga Donkey Kong
Joeschmoe (ID: KNlRw50U) No.507938986
>>507937855 (OP)

They come with a lot of BEES and a lot of BOWSER KONGS... So Donkey Kong and those that worship Kongs... Can have their own countries, nations, and separate territories, Anon

Then Bowsers and Warios can be focused on in Mario Worlds

Tldr, Coexisting with Kongs are total negative values and Kong women aren't really wanted... Kongs can keep their Kong women and Jewish women
Anonymous (ID: kBw3KwUZ) United States No.507939015
During WW2 under Mussolini part of Mario’s family was exiled because they dated a black guy
Anonymous (ID: wWnj5bt+) Canada No.507939117
is it just pedophiles that own switches ?
Anonymous (ID: CaDv0eml) United States No.507939127
>>507937855 (OP)
>>>/V/
Anonymous (ID: R9DS3wgk) United States No.507939131 >>507939230
Donkey Kong is white with dirty blond hair. This is how tiny asians view us americhads.
Anonymous (ID: 6Zg7S1U7) Greece No.507939174 >>507942784 >>507944688
>>507938197
it's a $55 download
learn how to shop
Anonymous (ID: RHbj1/aX) United States No.507939202 >>507945695 >>507945695
>>507937855 (OP)
whats wrong? is it because they changed his face to match the mario movie design? or because they removed diddy kong? or is it because of the little girl? is that pauline's daughter?
Anonymous (ID: BopBtbVN) Brazil No.507939230
>>507939131
As monkeys?
Anonymous (ID: 2T1BMiPP) United States No.507939238 >>507947721
>>507937855 (OP)
Beauty and the Beast was the West's first gentle introduction into getting cucked by the BBC bvll. I think this one's a bit of a stretch, at least, it's on a level tamer than most.
Anonymous (ID: si4O47IJ) United States No.507939313
>>507937855 (OP)
I fucking hate the new DK design. I can't look at it without hearing Seth Rogan's cum guzzling Jew voice and that pisses me off
Anonymous (ID: qOMlOiUh) United States No.507939369 >>507939853 >>507945419
Overview
Donke Kong: Indian
Zelda: Aryan
Star Fox: Burger/UK
Mario: Jew fantasy
Anonymous (ID: zeHLZmYu) United States No.507939427
Another Timmy seethe thread

Also this game is just a rip off of Hulk: Ultimate Destruction btw
Anonymous (ID: tfL3MpL9) Netherlands No.507939460
u mad wyte boi?
Anonymous (ID: kBw3KwUZ) United States No.507939479 >>507943925 >>507944052
Anonymous (ID: GWqD/rbC) United Kingdom No.507939503
>>507937855 (OP)
The day of the rope is coming

It's unstoppable

You should have listened

And you know it
Anonymous (ID: z3Ud1F2e) United States No.507939528
>>507937855 (OP)
What are you crying about now leaf?
Anonymous (ID: eO1H1ltF) United States No.507939568 >>507945606
>>507937855 (OP)
>stealing C-list disney movie ideas
Anonymous (ID: 35zdovUx) Mexico No.507939727 >>507950326
>>507937855 (OP)
Why is she so squat? Why did Nintendo screw up her design? I hope that she's just wearing baggy clothes, but I have the feeling they're slowly goblingfying her...
Anonymous (ID: D6JXEOqy) Canada No.507939853
>>507939369
Anonymous (ID: nLY+3JrP) Ukraine No.507940254
>>507937855 (OP)
>male is a monkey/animal
>female is a human/smurt homo sapiens
Dildendo not this time.
Anonymous (ID: 8bmGnZgO) Finland No.507941052
>>507938055
Well, kinda, if you kill your player character.
Anonymous (ID: 4+ra92ui) United States No.507942362
>>507937855 (OP)
>Long dong Donkey Kong.
Anonymous (ID: fdji5mmw) United States No.507942639
We wuz kongs
Anonymous (ID: hsI/ebQa) Slovakia No.507942784 >>507943330
>>507939174
In Japan.
Anonymous (ID: 6Zg7S1U7) Greece No.507943330
>>507942784
so?
Anonymous (ID: bJpBz/3d) United States No.507943925
>>507939479
Kek
Anonymous (ID: fbx6zTlx) United States No.507943957 >>507945477 >>507945524
Why did it take them so long to make a game where you can destroy the ground and smash gems into bits and collect them?

As a millennial I feel like I've been watching tech demos for 3 decades of an all white room with a white wall and a white avatar and they like move through the wall and it breaks into small cubes.

Why the fuck did this shit take so long?
Anonymous (ID: bJpBz/3d) United States No.507944052
>>507939479
Anonymous (ID: NY8QVoU/) No.507944688 >>507944871
>>507939174
It's $55 for japs and $70 for filthy giajin.
Anonymous (ID: F1rJqDDz) United States No.507944869
>>507937855 (OP)
>It' not Banjo-Kazooie 3
Won't play it. YUCK.
Anonymous (ID: 6Zg7S1U7) Greece No.507944871
>>507944688
making a Japanese account is free
Anonymous (ID: iMZ9IDbf) United States No.507945140
>unrareyfied DK
Slop
Anonymous (ID: MIljcj8g) No.507945284 >>507949666
>>507937855 (OP)
BUILT
FOR
MONKEY
DICK
Anonymous (ID: MIljcj8g) No.507945419 >>507946315 >>507946791 >>507947527
>>507939369
>Zelda: Aryan
Anonymous (ID: MIljcj8g) No.507945477 >>507945884
>>507943957
That photo is animal abuse and whoever took it deserves to fucking die
Why do you have that shit saved
Anonymous (ID: NdT1JXzt) United States No.507945497 >>507950269
>>507938036
This is why we need Islam
Anonymous (ID: MIljcj8g) No.507945524 >>507945884 >>507947207
>>507943957
This poor fucking fish..
Fuck this photo makes me so angry
Anonymous (ID: D6Nxvmwy) United States No.507945606 >>507946442
>>507939568
>>507937855 (OP)
>retarded children everywhere
Anonymous (ID: bJpBz/3d) United States No.507945695
>>507939202
>>507939202
Kong’s our game. I want to see Diddy and Kranky and the crew. Don’t need a bunch of people coming into our jungle and taking roles that were meant for us. You already have Super Marios. Stay in your lane.
Anonymous (ID: fbx6zTlx) United States No.507945884
>>507945477
>>507945524
???
It's a meme.
Like the indoor cows or the indoor hornet's nest...
Fuck I don't know, maybe he put them there while he's cleaning the tank. Fag.
Anonymous (ID: qJlakynm) Australia No.507946133 >>507947918
>>507937855 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: p2oiRMYa) Saudi Arabia No.507946154
>>507937855 (OP)
I don’t see a problem here
Anonymous (ID: Lq7sMkvM) Canada No.507946203
>>507937855 (OP)
Built for BDKC
Anonymous (ID: UAc1Ok6X) United States No.507946230 >>507946618 >>507946635 >>507947451 >>507948065
>>507937855 (OP)
For anyone not in the know the girl is Pauline from Mario Odyssey. This game is going to be a prequel to Odyssey during the time she was growing up in the DK Kingdom. This isn't new at all. OP is an uncultured faggot.
Anonymous (ID: KHb7HZtu) United States No.507946315
>>507945419
Zelda is a jew name so being a tranny fits
Anonymous (ID: Vb90pwfH) Brazil No.507946326
>>507937855 (OP)
Just wait for the modchip and pirate it.
Anonymous (ID: KHb7HZtu) United States No.507946442
>>507945606
This does represent procreating with apes produces retarded children that don’t look like humans.
Anonymous (ID: F1rJqDDz) United States No.507946618
>>507946230
>Pauline from Mario Odyssey
>from Mario Odyssey
Anonymous (ID: sg/zu075) United States No.507946635 >>507947128
>>507946230
>Video games
>Culture
Lol.
Anonymous (ID: x7kTovr/) Sweden No.507946651
holy shit the fucked this series up lmao.. it's been bullshit for decades.. last good game was dkc3, with dkc2 obviously being the best.. everything after that is shit, and it's getting more and more shitty
Anonymous (ID: cfpqL1Mr) Mexico No.507946659
>>507937855 (OP)
>Wokey Kong
Anonymous (ID: x7kTovr/) Sweden No.507946714
current gen of game devs are fucking retarded. no creativity, just lots of random shit happening.
>donkey kong digging through rock with his bare hands
lmaoo
Anonymous (ID: asVeAn+0) United States No.507946791
>>507945419
if all he has going for him is his makeup and his weird elf ears, then they could do much better by finding an actually pretty girl and giving her makeup and elf ears
Anonymous (ID: UAc1Ok6X) United States No.507947128
>>507946635
Japanese video games are more cultured than anything Americans have ever created by a long shot so at least think before throwing stones from your glass house
Anonymous (ID: QT7gPkWx) No.507947190
13
Anonymous (ID: 6ReDPKlt) Australia No.507947207
>>507945524
Faggots rape dogs and give them monkeypox, shut your ass up about animal cruelty lmao.
Anonymous (ID: YCBleTHC) United States No.507947268
>>507937855 (OP)
Monked
Anonymous (ID: WNQn6qeT) United States No.507947340
>>507937855 (OP)
Clearly designed for the western market.
Anonymous (ID: ZI9N+8MV) No.507947451
>>507946230
hahaha
Anonymous (ID: YCBleTHC) United States No.507947527
>>507945419
It's NintendOVER
Anonymous (ID: ISGSv4fM) United States No.507947721
>>507938160
I am pretty glad she's barefoot desu
>>507939238
Hahahaha
Anonymous (ID: ISGSv4fM) United States No.507947918
>>507946133
Literally
Anonymous (ID: oDzdEmxT) Canada No.507948065 >>507949625
>>507946230
Pauline was originally from Donkey Kong the arcade game
Anonymous (ID: UAc1Ok6X) United States No.507949625 >>507949813
>>507948065
Eh technically yeah but they pretty much abandoned the kidnapping back story.
Anonymous (ID: 7BkySneZ) United States No.507949666
>>507945284
Anonymous (ID: SL2CPHt4) United States No.507949798
>>507938044
b-a-n-a-n-a-s
Anonymous (ID: aipEgIHQ) United States No.507949813
>>507949625
Her butt cheeks dont even fit on the motorcycle
Anonymous (ID: UAc1Ok6X) United States No.507949916 >>507950203
>>507937855 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: j8HSozCm) Finland No.507949919
>>507938729
Because he aint no hood nigga, hes a black MAN
Anonymous (ID: YCBleTHC) United States No.507950203 >>507950322
>>507949916
YOOOOOOOO!!!
Anonymous (ID: DT8LeMZ5) United States No.507950269
>>507945497
Nigger that IS Islam
Anonymous (ID: DT8LeMZ5) United States No.507950322 >>507951077
>>507950203
Nigger
Anonymous (ID: vL2ZmwB+) No.507950326
>>507939727
Safe horny lolibait?
Anonymous (ID: YCBleTHC) United States No.507951077
>>507950322
Actually it's a subtle hit on zoomers