>>507945748 (OP)"My future husband can't have fewer meme degrees than me"
"He can't make less money than me"
"He can't consoom or travel less than me"
"He can't have a less fancy job title than my do-nothing girlboss job"
"He can't be shorter than 6 feet"
"He can't have fewer Facebook likes than me"
"His pajamas must match his curtains"
"He must worship me and agree with everything I say, but also be a strong man "
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"Why am I still single? Men need to step up!"