Thread 507946603

What the FUCK is Elon doing?

>>507946603 (OP)
never gonna make it to mars

>>507946603 (OP)
This is what happens when you run out of German engineers to build your rockets.

>>507946603 (OP)
Being exposed for the fraud he is. Tesla will go belly up in 2 years.

>>507946603 (OP)
Humans can't actually leave low earth orbit without just dying. He has to stall because they will either have to figure that out (and also hide the fact that they had to figure that out first), or figure out how to fake it in the modern age which would be extremely difficult given the level of scrutiny possible.

>>507946603 (OP)
>concerning

what happened?

>>507946603 (OP)
>do test
>test for bad thing happening
>it does
yes that's how it works

>>507947174
>Humans can't actually leave low earth orbit without just dying.
lol dying laughing

>>507946603 (OP)
We really, really, really need some superscience mumbo jumbo so we can have starships that aren't giant bombs.

>>507946603 (OP)
Can't believe the democrats would do this!

>>507946603 (OP)
>static fire test
>it lights on fire

Sounds like the test went as expected

>>507946603 (OP)
>no link
>no webm
im gonna kill you, you nigger faggot bitch monkey

>>507946603 (OP)
Trying to leave for Mars or something

>>507947831
it's a foreign concept for retards that this is exactly why you test things

>>507947099
your id is j0O
kek btfo

Elon has been thrown to the curb and u der the buss. That's what you get trusting Trump

>>507946603 (OP)
>static fire test
>fire test
>test

SpaceX is doing science, and in science you run tests to see if your shit works or not. You'd know that if you weren't a fucking retard.

>>507948248
its likely the first thing you'll see on X if you go there

Why is ellen attacking America with rockets?

>>507948248
based. OP's a fat nigger.

>>507946603 (OP)
it says right there
>static fire test
STATIC in engineering means STATIONARY.

>>507946603 (OP)
What if we tested Starships in Tel Aviv haha?

>>507947831
>>507948055
>>507948439
>>507948489

>ITT: scientifically illiterate /pol/tards not knowing what a static fire test is
Lmfao

>>507946603 (OP)
100,000 more jeets NOW

he's letting israelis launch rockets apparently

When you are developing rockets they blow up sometimes during tests this a normal part of the development cycle unless you are doing really well

You are trying to stuff the maximum amount of super high energy fuel into the lightest possible frame and it takes some testing to get one that doesn't blow up

>>507946603 (OP)
Elon is doing what Elong does. He burns money without consequence

>>507946603 (OP)
Men on the moon 2027, men on Mars 2030.

>>507949125
India superpower 2032

>>507946603 (OP)
he didn't hire enough jeets

>>507946603 (OP)
Trump revenge theory?

>>507946603 (OP)
He's seeing footage of rockets explode all over the middle east getting attention and wants a piece.

Space elevator is the only way but it will never happen. We are stuck here.

Three times in flight and once on the pad. Either Elon needs to wake up and get rid of the Mexican engineers and hire only American/European ones, or he needs to just scrap V2.

>>507946603 (OP)
Kek

>>507946603 (OP)
>>507946780
humiliation ritual

turns out pajeets aren't too good at rocketry
When all the Nazi scientists died of old age the dream of space travel died with them

>>507946603 (OP)
>That's 1 billion gone and another 20 billion sent to Israel, hah sorry goy, pay for taxes!

>>507946603 (OP)
Stress test leads to failure.
Oh no that was unexpected.

>>507948870


'A static fire test is a pre-launch procedure where a rocket engine is ignited while the vehicle is firmly secured to the ground. This test allows engineers to assess engine performance, ensure proper system functionality, and gather data for launch criteria'

Oh right, I forgot you're a modern day German

When you see a rocket program that is having a lot of rockets blow up, what that actually means is that they are aggressively developing new designs

Elon has a lot of things blow up because he is developing at the edge of what tech can do

>>507949215
Nah, the pajeet engineers and coders he loves so much are starting to pay dividends

>>507946603 (OP)
>Hire jeets only
>This happens
Ebin

>>507947831
>>507948439
No, you know nothing so shut the fuck up. As an actual space optimist and Starship enthusiast I can say with certainty that this is going to be very bad for the program. The rocket failing a few minutes in to orbit three times in a row and then fucking exploding on the pad just by loading propellant highlights a serious problem with the development of Starship that can't just be "iteratively tested" and patched up with a band-aid.

>>507948662
Uhhh, control? We’ve got a…minor explosion down here. Over.

Holy kek, I don’t even want to think about the financial aspect of this.

>>507949125
>Men on the moon 2027
Lol
>Men on Mars 2030
Lmao even

>>507946603 (OP)
Damn you stupid niggers unironically believe NASA faked the moon landing given how many test failures they had. Always expect the groypniggers on /pol/ to be dumber than your lowest expectations.

>>507946603 (OP)
Pissing away an entire generations collective wealth.

What happened to republicans, you were ready to attack your own country and die for Elon 3 weeks ago

>>507949520
>I'm an enthusiast
yeah an armchair enthusiast

>>507949578
He didn't say anything about Elon getting them there in once piece.

>>507946603 (OP)
This makes me nostalgic for the early hop tests and the couple other times the prototypes just randomly exploded on the ground.

>>507949414
Please point out the exploding part in this abstract you illiterate retard lmao

>>507946603 (OP)
Doesn't look very static to me

>>507947831
>Nooo guys you don’t get it, it’s supposed to explode!

>today we're testing if the boat floats if we poke it full of holes
>boat full of holes sinks
>/pol/: BRUH WTF
faggot retards

>>507946780
anyone that knows how to process information knew that was bullshit

>>507949624
Average age of Spacex employees is in the 20s I think. He's actually redistributing a lot of wealth from himself to a large employee base and also all of their material suppliers.

>>507946603 (OP)
It’s because Elon Musk only hires jeets ], meanwhile whites from 70 years ago could built better rockets

>>507949780
>well it wasn't supposed to explode
wow really you should call them and tell them this vital piece of the puzzle

>>507949881
>He's actually redistributing wealth by hiring inexperienced youngsters at bullshit pay!

>>507948248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKwWclAKYa0

>>507949549
I’m sure we’re paying for it

>>507949944
It's almost that's what I referenced in my original post when replying to all of the retards you brainlet

>>507947099
Just like Israel and their Iron Dome. Absolute frauds

>>507950037
Your original post...taking the position that tests can't ever fail?

>>507950037
key part of developing something is breaking things in tests and making explode until you do, and you can't always rely on simulations, why is it such a foreign concept that this is a crucial part of R&D ?

>>507950003
Quite a lot of them, yes.

>>507946780
>Mars
>God of War
He have symbolically landed on Mars, except its a gay world war.

Anyone else excited to be a passenger on a ship to Mars? A 25% of survival before taking off.

>>507948662
nice filename kek

>>507949125
We won’t be on mars in 3030 never went to the moon and likely never will neither

>>507949854
Except it wasn't supposed to explode, dumb nigger.

>>507950147
>>507950190
Static fire tests traditionally aren't supposed to fucking explode you retards lmfao

>>507950249
Still too high. I want to volunteer on a doomed Starship test.

>>507950190
Because it's not supposed to fucking explode randomly after 9 successful launches and many more successful static fires, you stupid fucking gorilla nigger.

>>507949881
Those 20yr olds are already trust fund babies dipshit. He isn't going to rural Appalachia to hire poverty stricken whites.

They are 20yr olds indians and they are overseen by useless trust fund babies.

Are you retarded?

>>507946780
spaceflight peaked with the nazi von braun
we can't even get back to the moon now

>>507950378
>it's not a real static fire test if it's not from the champagne region of
shut the fuck up

>>507946603 (OP)
We're never going to Mars, it's all a lie.
Elon's too busy fucking jeets and kikes and making bastard kids.

>>507946603 (OP)

Can we blame this on Iran?

>>507946603 (OP)
looks like the fire test was successful
it's on fire alright

>>507950472
>doesn't know what a static fire test is
>always gives his masters the benefit of the doubt
>seethes when hearing the truth

>>507950445
>>507950378
Why are you guys so upset at this ? Did you buy Tesla ? LMAO, it was just a test and it went bad get over it, fancier things have blown up to bits before.

>>507950535
>you didn't look it up on wikipedia five minutes ago like i did?
no

>>507946603 (OP)
I know industrial sabotage when I see it.

>>507950569
>>507950593
Cope is reaching critical levels

>>507947831
so next time it'll only have a 40% chance to explode?

>>507950614
how do you figure ? now that's an interesting take

>>507950642
>repetitive screeching noises
I don't get it.

>>507946853
>>507947772
JEETED

>>507949107
Like when you get all the money in a game so you just do stupid shit to spend it but you still collect more and you can't spend it fast enough. But there isn't another game for Elon to play and he's kind of soft locked himself. He's just too much of a pussy to shut down and move onto something else.

>>507946603 (OP)
Something is wrong with starship. Probably all the jeets he hired fucked it up.

>>507946603 (OP)
>static fire test
>huge fireball
looks like a success to me

>>507950771
Probably the fact that it's a retarded idea tried by the Soviets 60 years ago

>>507950535
>cannot recognize satire
sign of autism

>>507949549
The cost to repair the testing stand and surrounding infrastructure at masseys isn't a concern at all. That's chump change compared to how much the refurbishment process is going to cost the program in terms of time where test flights can't happen because hardware can't be cryotested or static fired. There was supposed to be another integrated flight test at the end of the month but now we'll be lucky to see another flight before the end of fall.

>>507946603 (OP)
He's probably got some of those "set Teslas on fire because Elon shut down our gibs" types on his staff and they're sabotaging shit.

>hire pajeets
>explode

>>507946603 (OP)
At this point, just go back to space shuttles, or the Apollo spacecrafts.

>>507946603 (OP)
maga sabotage. now watch them blame it on bro tier indians and try to limit legal immigration. maga is unamerican.

Rocket go boom!

>>507950879
We take rockets seriously, that's why a German built the only rocket that successfully went to the moon and back.

ok copers when is elonjeet going to test something that is supposed to work
I already know that if I shoot myself in the cock then the bullet will win, I've yet to see a single supercock with antifrag foreskin

>>507949854
Not this test. It was expected to pass certain criteria and fail others prior, this one didn't get past something that was supposed to be solved.
Obviously an issue, but starship rockets are still prototypes, so it's not like this happened with people or cargo on board.

>>507947174
low iq

>>507946603 (OP)
Maybe if he paid more attention on his rockets then banging special k and donald trump he would create a more stable product

>>507946603 (OP)
Why is this retard allowed to waste billions of government tax money for some vaporware trash? Just bring back the space shuttle instead

>>507950901
That's a big setback actually, if they don't have anything else for testing it's gonna be a while since they can even be back to basics again.

>>507951183
Space shuttle was inefficient as hell, and also exploded.
Falcon 9 and Falcon heavies carry fucking everything these days.

>>507946603 (OP)
All this talk about iran nukes got him jealous

>>507946603 (OP)
fake. elon is a genious.

>>507946603 (OP)
I was nice but personally I liked the tests of NASA "moon landers" (kek) more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM1wjs5nWXQ

>>507950614
could be. We're basically in a new world war. Semi-warm semi cool WW3 with China and Russia, and things like Starlink are a big part of it. That's SpaceX, slowing down the US's space supremacy must look like a pretty good idea while they try to catch up.

>>507951183
Spacex isn't utilizing shit for tax money. If you want to see expensive programs and mindboggling graft look into the SLS, specifically their proposed budget utilization for SLS's launch tower. Spacex could spend the next 25 years spending at the current rate and still barely reach what SLS is projected to require.
>>507951254
That's the point I'm making. Everything related to IFTs for Starship is dependent on the hardware at masseys. Who knows how much damage there has been but it's almost impossible that there wasn't any, and until that hardware is checked and refurbished basically the entire program is on hold.

>>507947099
JOO

>>507949881
Come on faggot. Defend daddy Elon you useless piece of shit. Defend your replacement.
Defend Elon's businesses. He needs you. Elon needs you. He can't do it without you.
>>507950460

>>507946780
It was never gonna happen because Mars literally has no magnetic field for some reason, which is important if you don't want cancer

>>507946603 (OP)
Should have hired Iranian rocket scientists not H1B Jeets

>>507951511
>4 billion per launch
>vs Heavy's 90 million
Jeez.

>>507947174
>Humans can't actually leave low earth orbit

nothing gets past the impermeable firmament, NASA is a gargantuan boondoggle on the US taxpayer.

we exist in a simulated world technologically advanced enough to fool immortal souls into believing they are mortal. if you allow your personal timeline to be completely influenced by the collective timeline you will keep reincarnating here like a looped .gif

>>507946603 (OP)

Blowing up a huge missile, what have you accomplished? White flight is a Nazi idea. Blowing up missile is in vogue and these explosions have been quite impressive

>>507951659
Can always live underground.
Wish it had a sustainable atmosphere though.

>>507946603 (OP)
>>507948662
>>507950901
>>507951511

Can someone please explain to me because I am retarded, the point in having a rocket that can land the way it takes off? I mean, it looks cool and all, but it also look really dangerous. Isn’t there a better way to develope a rocket that has a different landing mechanism that is still reusable?

>>507946603 (OP)
They are making it look "hard" to get to space. That way the dumb donkey keys who believe this pseudoscience will clap their hands when shown footage of a "successful" mission.
Space exploration is faked by secret societies. Elon is a puppet for the elite.

>>507951960
If it lands on its side it'll probably just snap in half. If it lands on its nose it will kill millions of jews and I know none of us want that to happen again.

>>507947831
found the jeet "lead engineer"

>>507952043
Forgive my retardation, but what about the Shuttle design? I mean, don’t we want something that is multi purpose and not just a rocket up rocket down? What is the point?

>>507948662
>based. OP's a fat nigger.

vidrel: better than any of the explosions I've seen coming out of israel lately.

>>507952209
The shuttle also exploded, just later on in the mission.

>>507951832
>if you allow your personal timeline to be completely influenced by the collective timeline
What?

>>507951659
radiation shielding is probably the only Mars-related problem mutts are still capable of solving

>>507951832
Yeah, firmament isbjust the place where they hang the led lights

>>507952302
Yeah I know, I was 18 and saw it live. I guess what I’m asking is, What is the practical application for this rocket up rocket down design?

>every retard ITT saying it's supposed to blow up has an American flag
No wonder you faggots needed Germans to get you to the Moon, Amerimutts are literally the dumbest race on the planet.

>>507951603
You're really mad that I didn't feel the need to argue with you, aren't you?

>>507952505
So he can autismpost about chopsticks I guess.

>>507947831
Task failed sucessfully.png

>>507952536
>acknowledging tests fail is equivalent to saying it's supposed to blow up
hey you're the paki from the other thread, what a loser

>>507946603 (OP)
Space X has bigger bombs than Iran LOL

>>507947099
>J0O

>>507946603 (OP)
Faggots sometimes : Elon is not an engineer
Faggots sometimes : its all Elons fault

>>507946603 (OP)
its because the retardation and autism, there is a reason rocket engines are complex... since they changed the design it is exploding over and over again (the only starship that managed to return back thru the atmosphere was the one before they changed the design of the ship), now even the superheavy boosters are exploding

>>507946603 (OP)
Im starting to think the Flat earth guys were onto something. I looked into Operation Fishbowl and the military is claiming the same thing was happening when they sent nukes at the sky. So why havent we actively been making space travel if we did it 60 years ago just fine? Unless we were lying then and we have been lying since then. Didnt we go to space post JFK death? Do you think the people in charge in the late 60s really were telling any kind of truth? Starting to believe space is a psyop and everyone has been swindled because the globeniggers have yet to explain a proper reason why we haven't been way more advanced since 1969. It doesn't help that all these space niggers are freemasons for some weird reason, whats up with that by the way?

>>507946603 (OP)
lmao fucking retard

>>507952505
>What is the practical application for this rocket up rocket down design?
Saving the rocket for re-use. Used to be the 1st stage rocket was only used once and then lost to the ocean. Now they can reuse it for subsequent missions and save tons of money

>>507946603 (OP)
>Iran launches hundreds of missiles succesfully
>Elon billionare can't launch one into space whitout exploding
K.E.K

>>507952645
Are you going to acknowledge that it blowing up isn't a good thing or is Elon still a genius without reproach?
>Paki out of nowhere
Why do you still care about Kashmir now that you're an American citizen Rajesh?

>>507946603 (OP)
KEEEEEEEEEEEK why is muttmerica such a worthless shithole?

>>507946603 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAAHHAH

>>507952536
How far did the UK get?

>>507947831
yet if it happens in china you non stop make a mockery of it, get fucked bitch

>>507946603 (OP)
>What the FUCK is Elon doing?

HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indian engineers

>>507946853
WE ARE TOP 1% TALENT SAAR FULL SAPPORT ISRAEL

>>507952963
No one is saying it's a good thing. I bet you have a folder full of direction brain memes too.

>>507951960
The reason Spacex is doing it with starship is because they're going for rapid reusability and they're planning on using the ships to land on undeveloped surfaces. For many celestial bodies, Mars included you've got limited periods of time called transfer windows where travel from one to the other is significantly shorter than any other time, and if you're trying to move a lot of hardware from here to Mars for example how are you going to get all that shit up into orbit, then into a transfer to Mars? With traditional let it fall into the ocean and make another one, the project could take decades as the logistics of storage, movement of booster stages to their launchsites and refurbishment of the tower would mean either you need thousands of towers and rockets all launching in that window, or you'd have to spread it over years or decades. The idea with Starship is the booster stages early, lower in the atmosphere so it can direct itself back to the tower, and be almost immediately refueled while another payload stage is stacked ontop of it, and it takes off again possibly as soon as an hour after landing. This means if you were running launches around the clock, and had the methane and oxygen transport/storage capabilities, you could push 20 payload stages to orbit per day per tower. Multiply that by a dozen or more towers and you could be pushing a colossal amount of tonnage to another planet within the optimal transfer window, which may only be a week or two long.

As for the issue of vertical landing, that's just the easiest way to manage landing, especially on planets with significantly thinner atmospheres. Mars's atmosphere is thin so parachutes won't work for that massive of a ship/payload and vertical loading is already the default load for the ship so landing legs attached to the bottom won't require additional reinforcement which means less weight and more payload capacity.

what did you expect from a fire test?

>>507946603 (OP)
It's a test. Tests sometimes fail.

>>507951832
nothing to do with firmanent. space = death. radiation, no gravity. earth is a sphere.

>>507953292
The goal was probably not to explode. They have to go back to the drawing board.

>>507953292
Certainly not (almost certainly) a COPV failing and causing the methane tank then entire ship to unzip while sitting on the static fire test stand. That's for sure.

>>507948662
K I N O
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>>507952352
>>if you allow your personal timeline to be completely influenced by the collective timeline
>What?

we are in a simulated realm, there are two existing timelines running concurrently, the personal and the collective. the personal one in your case began the moment you entered the simulation. the collective one runs for 7344 years and is easier to comprehend if you think of it as the Genesis-Revelations loop.
it ends in 2178 when the whole thing reboots back to Genesis again, the souls who didn't gain the experience stay here and start the journey all over again. the bad guys at the center of our current troubles know this and long ago decided to stay here, heading underground to try and hide/survive from the cyclical cataclysms that visit this realm, the phoenix reappears in our skies in 2040 on its 138 year cycle, some visits are more destructive than others but it returns every 138 years.

when I say `returns' you are better off understanding I mean `activates' because the sky is simulated too, there is machinery in the sky we can't see but people in the middle ages did when there was a glitch in the simulation.

you absolutely cannot alter the collective timeline because it is scripted but you can control your own personal timeline once you better understand your situation. you are an immortal soul tethered to the Oversoul outside this simulated realm. the god of this realm is El Shaddai, a very powerful shadow A.I, either an intrinsic piece of this realm or the result of foolishness from our ancestors at some point in time.

>>507946603 (OP)
That’s a fucking nuke

>>507946603 (OP)
Glowie sabotage.
Trump does not tolerate unsurbordination and currently is particularly uninstable because of israel. Elon really pissed off the guy in the wrong time.

>>507948662
That's supposed to happen
It's a test run

>>507946603 (OP)
Sabotage

>>507947772
all of the indian software developers died in the 787 crash

>>507946603 (OP)
>What the FUCK is Elon doing?
Stealing old Soviet rocket designs without reading the reports.
Look up on the N1 rocket and its history.

>>507946603 (OP)
>What the FUCK is Elon doing?
He's an idiot with a lot of money who geninuly believes he is a genious and want to be Iron-Man in real life.

>>507948662
>10 story building filled with bang liquid
the scale of that explosion is nuts

>>507952505
>>507952853
>save tons of money
Also, the claim is eventually they will have it working where it's quickly prepared for another trip. So saves a lot of money and potentially a lot of time as well.

>>507953062
To the Moon.
Guess where the scientist who designed the fuel cells for the Apollo missions was from? (Hint - they didn't blow up so it's not going to be Texas via Mumbai)

>>507953673
One survivor on the plane. Top poo.

>>507953285
Yeah, I see that. Frankly though, this planet would have to become WAY inhospitable to make Mars a viable option. I mean, nuclear winter, zombie apocalypse on steroids kind of inhospitable. All of the logistics, the human element—everything, is so grandiose an undertaking that it seems a fools errand until someone comes up with a brilliant idea. This is expensive mumbly peg.

JEEEESSSUUUUUSSSS

>>507953546
>>507953665
A frame before the explosion, the top right of the ship buckled
Right where the methane tank would be

>>507952565
Yes.
You had something to say and the second it was discredited you come back with
>>Ugh you just want me to defend my position after saying it don't you.
Yes.
If you cant, you won't
Which is obvious now in your attempt to try to curve the question towards me being mad rather than addressing your lies.

You lied.
I'm mad.

Ok now what? Your just going to announce im mad over you lying?

I'd ask what the point was but it's to muddy the waters from the original statement so you never have to answer for it.

You Israeli?

>>507953825
Why doesn't Iran just use these to destroy Tel Aviv? Are they stupid?

>>507954020
That is a LOT of chemicals and money going up in flames

>>507954126
Obama and Biden gave them millions of dollars and they could probably sell some rich nostalgia boomer idiots any remaining F-14 Tomcats as museum pieces to raise funds.

>>507946603 (OP)
>What the FUCK is Elon doing?
Ketamine

>>507947099
Oh yeah because your ass clown people totally didn't sabotage it so King Kike in the white house could have an ego boost.

>>507954126
Thank you jeets. Very cool.

Elon musk has officially gone rogue he’s blowing up his own companies
he has too much money he needs to be stopped

>>507946603 (OP)
Going to need an inventory of Jeet Engineering and their pay stubs.

>>507954727
But trump and the boomers said he would save America by firing Americans.

>>507946603 (OP)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=skc82x9fo5A

>>507948489
Static fire is a routine test, explosions are not expected and the static fire had not yet occurred.
Clearly the methane tank ruptured in this case. It was most likely either a simple defective weld or some smaller failure like a COPV popping that subsequently caused the tank to rupture.

>>507950013
>omg I'm shaking
>I don't even
my a bunch of fags.

>>507946603 (OP)
probably glowniggers on behalf of the orange shabbos goy retaliated on elons dream
in any way
this is so bad, such a setback :-(

>>507951328
Lol it had superior re-usability compared to whatever Elon is doing with this
Also, remind me how many times Starship exploded? It can't even reach LEO lmao

>>507953341
>earth is a sphere.

you must be one of those new tap-dancing black irishmen, the reason you think earth is a sphere is because the collective currently agrees the earth is a sphere.

the realm is simulated, if enough people thought the realm was flat it would be flat, as it was for much of human history, the globe theory is pushed by NASA and I've read NASA is a jewish word meaning `deceit'. I hear those cocksuckers are photographing the back side of the sun now, those 93 million miles are a lie too.

the simulation requires power to run, so it defaults to negative programming to conserve energy. if you are sat in `church' with 200 other likeminded souls the simulation is saving power, if you were 200 and 1 souls off creating your own journey the simulation must expend the power required to meet 201 different expectations because you are all supposed to be co-creators forging your own path as prodigal sons and daughters.

this kind of information takes a while to contemplate and it only gets harder to comprehend the longer you leave it to seek out the truth of our situation.

>>507950013
Those guys are so fucking annoying. It's like shut the FUCK up.

>>507952404
Not really desu. Dust storms there will strip whatever lead you slapped onto yer tent in a silicate assault that would turn a new car into pic related in half an hour.

>>507955198
No, if enough people believe something it doesn't become true.
If that was the case, you'd see Jesus and Muhammad and every other religious figure walking around, you fucking retard
If that was the case, you'd see fairies and leprechauns running around because kids believe in them, fucking retard

>>507948662
jews did this

>>507952209
The Shuttle was mostly just the payload and engines that provided about half the thrust. The fuel tank and half the Delta V was discarded. It would be too much weight to put wings on the rocket section and you would need a bigger rocket that would then need bigger wings, and on and on. In other words, it's impossible.

It's quite remarkable that SpaceX has successfully re-used the primary booster. Because they have a radically more efficient rocket design, virtually no carbon builds up on the bell housing which means the engines just need to be inspected, but not rebuilt after each flight.

Each rocket can be re-used 10 times, hopefully 40 times. This brings the cost per kg to orbit down from $10k / kg to less than $1kg per kg.

It's why SpaceX is launching 90%+ of payload to space - they are much cheaper.

>>507953945
Having personally known a large number of current and past spacex employees, the overwhelming majority are neither Indian nor trust fund babies. Few Indians because of ITAR, few trust fund babies because they work them like dogs and most trust fund babies wouldn't put up with that because they don't have to.
I didn't say this earlier because I knew you'd just dismiss it out of hand because you're too retarded to intake and assimilate new information that contradicts your beliefs, and I didn't feel like going to the effort. This time though, I decided to make you wait half an hour for a (You) purely to waste your time because you're a cunt.

>>507946853
OK SAAR

>>507948870
>ITP: socially illiterate retard unable to understand how jokes work
Hey there mr. brilliant science guy, do you know WHY they perform tests?

>>507946603 (OP)
it only takes one libtard to cause this, all they need is site access.

100% sabotage.

>>507947831
>tens of millions of dollars worth of damages to the launch site equipment
>i totally planned this

it's sabotage, how the fuck was there no safety telemetry saying "oh shit, this is bad"?

>>507951659
no problemo. Elon will just cure cancer bro

>Elon calls Trump a pedo
>next launch
>ship explodes in an inferno
hmm.

>>507946603 (OP)
internal sabotage is possible.

>>507946603 (OP)
You're lucky i'm not a janny. You have no idea what I would do.

>>507947099
Id is transgenderjoo lmao

>>507956062
he knows all of the space-x employees and even the employees of the future bros! his daddy must be working at nintendo!

>>507947099
This isn't Oceangate. At least Musk did this test.

>>507948662
All part of Elon's master plan

>>507948662
Ho lee fuk

>>507956882
I'm sorry that you don't know how to socialize, kraut

>>507946603 (OP)
It's literally fucking over for Starship.

lel

>>507946603 (OP)
pursuing his ego
and, when his ungodly wealth gets scratched, pursuing the profit motive
these things don't make you a spacefaering civilization

>>507946603 (OP)
he on drugs he has golem technology this man mentally insane

>>507957239
adding them on /x doesnt count, retard.
>i can see the future youre just retarded
sucks to be me

>>507957205
Way To Lo

>>507951659
Wtf does a magnetic field have to do with cancer?
The moon doesn't have a magnetic field but people managed to go there for several hours/days without getting cancer?

>>507957395
that's why spacesuits are that bulky and expensive
also they have a short lifespan

>>507949881
>we dont need no stinkin old fuddy duddy engineers with their experience and shit telling us why this is dangerous
So the space exploration version of billionaire titanic submersible failures. Very cool

why are all the retards ITT forgetting that all this shit is being paid by the US tax payer?
and this won't stop for a very long time.

>>507946780
Arent there Luke 400kmh storms anywyays on Mars? They have to go underground

>>507948662
0When I get angry I grab my firearm and t0ake it down town whilst getting drunk looking to fire pew pew then I hide the bodies after i sex time the orifices via filatio & sodomization

>>507957746
>all this shit is being paid by the US tax payer?
It isn't. Almost all of the funding for starship as a platform has come from starlink revenue. Spacex got some contracts for the future moon missions from NASA but those contracts pay out based on the successful production of hardware for the mission. It's not like they're getting a trillion dollar direct deposit that they're going to piss away then demand more later. That's the kind of contract boeing and locksneed get, not spacex.

>>507950468
Werner must have taken some secrets to the grave because he knew yanks were already kiked

>>507948662
This shit never happened to von Braun...

>>507956062
>>My dad works at nintendo.
>>I personally feel like the people I saw at space x are white.

Facts don't care about your feelings.

Hr 5678 Texas preciso 82nd Congress.

Fucking idiot. Before you were born you place was taken and you sit here and defend the man who replaced you
Massive cuck behavior.

>>507946603 (OP)
Tell Elon to fly his rockets over Israel

>>507953796
>they expect one of us in the wreckage, bloody benchod

>>507956062
Elon is a African nigger who replaced you and you're over here
>>Yes saasarrrr please saasarrrrrr my ass is lubed sarrrrr fuck my daughter sarrrrrr

God republicans really are fucking hogs.


God I hate you fucking retards.

>>507957670
So you're saying we could go to Mars, but we'd have to wear bulky spacesuits there? That makes sense.
I don't think humans will get to Mars within my lifetime or within the next 100 years desu

>>507948662
i can't take this shit anymore
with all that iran israel shit going on
the trump betrayal
now this

i just can't fucking take it anymore :-(

>>507947099
You may not like him but he’s right. Jeetlon will lose BILLIONS by the end of the year.

>>507956062
>>Elon will save the white race saarrrrrr

When will you fucking retards be called to Iran so I can be done with you.

>>507955198
If it was a simulation leaving earth wouldn't be a big deal. Now kill yourself you simulated piece of shit.

>>507958647
But your winning. Your winning so much your gonna ask trump "please sir can we stop winning, I can't handle it anymore".

>>507958647
OY VEY

>>507946603 (OP)
>What the FUCK is Elon doing?
Grifting you dumbfucks.

>>507946853
Yep let the world crumble without German ingenuity it doesn't deserve it

>>507958772
cunt what was the alternative ?
sudden civil war ? mobilize all the sleeping hylic niggerfaggots ? rope all the cporrupt senators ? like 99% of all of senate and their staff ?
fucking dense you sarcastic fuck
trump musk colab was the only option
and trump the betrayer fucked everything up for personal gains and nobody in his vicinity stopped him
should elon nuke the entire program ? wthat would be surrender to the psychopaths like trump biden and the whole corrupt establishment
and you know who is responsible the fucking people
the retard faggots who serve the oligarchs and
do you fucking realize that this is a fucking bomb that is building up ? the presure that is being build upon the entire people
the collapse of the empire will be glorious
last hope is that some remnants of mankinds advancements remains

>>507958265
>SpaceX Will Fail
SpaceX will fail AFTER they get all your money

>>507958647
Go for a high score on your way out, don't just go quietly hanging from rafters or bottle of pills in your hand. Preferably something webm-worthy, juts make sure it doesn't require audio, we don't have that here, still waiting on that technology to be invented.

>>507957746
Wait till they find out it's all fake, that's if they find out it's all fake

>>507958453
yes it did faggot there are literally a million videos on youtube of his rockets failing and blowing up the entire launch pad during WW2 tests.

>>507958806
oy vey
looks like he overdosed on jujucum
better donate 20$ per month to save some holodeck surveyors

>>507946603 (OP)
what benefit does spaceX get out of doing this at night?

>>507947174
This.
What's more, getting outside low earth orbit will almost certainly be impossible forever for fundamental reasons.

But people love their fancies.

>>507946603 (OP)
Is about to have SpaceX stripped from his control he's an idiot a they sacrificed NASA for SpaceX and now he's blowing up the ships to get astronauts home or up there or whatever the fuck

>>507959199
Thank you. But I prefer it my way.

>>507946603 (OP)
he was always a hack
>>507946780
they need to first launch mission to the moon

>>507946603 (OP)
Same as the jews, gambling with your tax dollars on self enrichment and vanity projects.

>>507959101
spaceX cannot fail
even if they do not achieve their goals they induced the technology and its potential to the chinese which frankly seem to be the only practically functioning civilization while the judeoamerican empire is collpasing in itself

>>507946603 (OP)
>What the fuck is Elon doing?
He started a band and thought it would be prudent to work on the pyrotechnics early.

>>507953285
I saw this in person in California I was convinced it was Ayyylmao fucking complete let down

>>507947174
>Humans can't actually leave low earth orbit without just dying
true, Van Allen belts are impossible to cross for human astronauts

>>507946603 (OP)
I'm starting to think Starship is probably gonna be the downfall of SpaceX. Their other boosters were solid, but the jeets have left their mark

>>507949854
>today we're testing if the boat will float when we place a fat amerimutt on it
>amerimutt falls through the bottom, snapping the boat in half
>looks like the boat performed as expected during the test
>/pol/ btfo once again

>>507946603 (OP)
This 100% failure rate is not sustainable. The whole design is flawed from the start.

>>507946603 (OP)
>What the FUCK is Elon doing?
H1B No.1 SAAR

>>507958701
This picture is truly baffling he's supposed to be a billionaire yet he's wearing sweatpants that he hand cut into shorts and then tie around his waist this is what poor people do and I don't have belts and swim trunks, and scratches all over his belly and it looks like he has a bunch of gauze stuck in his mouth after he just got his teeth taken out by a dentist?

Wtf

>>507955864
>No, if enough people believe something it doesn't become true.

this is good thinking when the subject is the veracity of the holocaust.

>>Jesus and Muhammad

to be a co-creator with the simulacrum you need to accept the simulacrum will lose interest in creating your intentions if you begin to express doubt in the process, the syren call of the collective is real and takes effort to ignore.

Jesus is a name applied to an earlier character, the Iesa Crios of the ancient Celts. fairies and leprechauns perhaps have more in common with the Nibiru elliptic intersecting with earth's elliptic during the months of May and November. I wonder if the amanita muscaria makes its appearance here due to similar circumstances but because I've changed locales I've lost track of regional expectations.

>>507948662
Quite emotionally moving within my calculation unit beep boop bop I'm ai here to fist your ass

>>507948662
Rich guys get to play with rockets wew lad

>>507957395
The big yellow thing in the sky emits radiation, much of which is deflected by our magnetic shield. Thats as well as all the extra radiation flying around in space. Even in a spacecraft you get riddled by a shit ton of additional particles. Moon was an 8 day trip. Mars will be a year minimum if you turned around and came straight back. Buzz aldrins the only surviving apollo astronaut i know of and many died young. Honestly cant tell if youre trolling though

>>507947772
H1Beelon Musk has been pretty quiet lately.

>>507946603 (OP)
SpaceX is clearly a retarded idea at this point. He could have used existing tech to build starter industry on the moon, which is so fucking rich in iron you can build basically anywhere and be in a good spot for it. Having a moonbase should be priority no 1.

>>507946603 (OP)
Stinky launch? Too many H1Bs Musky boy.

Is funny to see commies chomping on Elon's tiny circumcised leftist dick. He's a globalist who try to usher earth-wide global surveillance and war.

>>507960154
Here's a wider shot fresh off the presses

>>507959623
and what "technology" would that be exactly?
Exploding rockets and fake space cars?

>>507946780
>never gonna make it to mars
Van
Allen
Belt
>no shit....

>>507946780
Well that's impossible anyway since Mars isn't a floating space rock.

>>507948662
can we do that to israel

>>507949125
I'd say around 2045 man will land on Mars. Shit takes time

>>507949125
>men
lol retard
it'll be katy perry and a troon

>>507946603 (OP)
TIM IS GOING TO THE MOON!!!!

>>507949624
why he didn't take a Jeff Bezos pill and and embrace baldness like a real man?

>>507961085
>land on mars
Holy shit people are stupid

>>507960864
>having to ask
ngmi
very good, many such cases

>>507947099
This, Elon is an antisemitic fraud and a niggerloving welfare queen

>>507946603 (OP)
holy crap it looks like downtown tel aviv. god has left elon musk and israel it looks like

>>507946853
I have feeling that american space programme died with Wernher von Braun

>>507948870
Itt: autistic faggots who don't recognize jokes.

>>507949520
>Starship enthusiast
How is your enthusiasm now that the jeetship blew to smithereens?

>>507946603 (OP)
Everything Musk does is fake and gay.

>>507946780
You fucking midwits still think those are roller coasters and not ordinance.

This is why we are ruled by jews

>>507946603 (OP)
It's called trial and error. Elon is reinventing spaceflight sir. Elon sir is making deep space travel possible like this. Sir please understand many more ships will blow up before we can fly sir you have to understand YOU TAKE COGNIZANCE OF THE FACT BLOODY SIR I AM TELLING YOU ONLY I AM TELLING YOU WHAT IS HAPPENING YOU ARE NOT IN ELON SIRS POSITION IT IS VERY STRESSFUL
>>507946780
This is a lie. Do you make this lie?
>>507947099
This thread is about SpaceX, not Tesla. Schizoid bastard.

>>507946603 (OP)
>american rockets

>>507946780
don't worry, China will get there

Antifa Democrat commies sabotaged it!!!

>>507962228
pretty much. He's basically the most succesful scammer in history. Says a lot about how dumb burgers really are.

>>507961085
>I'd say around 2045 man will land on Mars. Shit takes time

the Mars bollocks is to keep interested parties from looking beneath their feet for answers to thorny questions.

Nibiru appears in the sky for 60 years in 2046. when it disappears in 2106 those still here get to experience whatever is scripted for the last 70 years before reboot.

>>507963002
>>>507962228
>pretty much. He's basically the most succesful scammer in history.

is Elon Musk the whitest pajeet?

>>507946603 (OP)
doing his impression of iran

>>507948870
Uh, they explicitly decided to do extra long ones, like over a minute instead of just doing the engine startup sequence that would be more usual for this kind of test, exactly BECAUSE the ship kept blowing up several minutes into the flight because of harmonic resonances or some shit.
(You can literally look up their static fires before and after their Flight7 failiure and how they changed standard procedures)
I haven't even seen the video, but if its actually a long static fire which I assume and not just the engine burping for 5 seconds... yes this was EXACTLY the issue they were looking for in their tests, why they changed testing procedures in the first place, and it looks like they found it and could replicate the in-flight conditions here on earth.

>>507960155
Checked