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Anonymous (ID: yVqJNfeG) No.507946722 >>507947092 >>507947336 >>507947375 >>507947428 >>507947591 >>507947612 >>507947676 >>507947694 >>507949165
Join the US army is best decision I have made. It gives me pride, purpose, and pussy. Did you know if you quick ship you get extra $40.000 bonus? History needs you. Even if you are retarded you can be something greater than yourself. Don't say 'I won't die for x' the chances of your death are no more than city life, besides you are going dead anyway.
Anonymous (ID: nq2K1AAV) United States No.507947092 >>507947434
>>507946722 (OP)
>israeli psyops can no longer find staff who speak actual english
ngmi
Anonymous (ID: D59EE3WY) United States No.507947336
>>507946722 (OP)
I’d die for x before I’d die for Israel.
Anonymous (ID: lFMqjRJk) Ukraine No.507947375
>>507946722 (OP)
Is gay rape and beating common in US army?
Anonymous (ID: PCGR2sGk) Canada No.507947420 >>507947581
What's the army's position on ai generated anal porn of celebrities?
Anonymous (ID: PT02fpFg) Canada No.507947428
>>507946722 (OP)
Lol good luck. Stare at drone so I can see the fear b4 u pass. Gets me diamonds
Anonymous (ID: OqgNrevE) United States No.507947434
>>507947092
They need to outsource to pajeets thanks to their stock exchange taking a hit.
Need to save those shekels now.
Anonymous (ID: WXBgmzjv) United States No.507947506
join the army, get deployed, then frag some IDF for America
Anonymous (ID: 2xig3Kyn) United States No.507947565
>Sock puppet bs from the fag who wants you to think they mean to draft you or are dying to recruit you
Anonymous (ID: cU/xa+G9) No.507947581
>>507947420
I guess if its good enough it could handicap foreign forces by trapping them in the goon dungeon
Anonymous (ID: 21HPisGp) Canada No.507947591
>>507946722 (OP)
t. Gaped
Anonymous (ID: UH/qERVd) United States No.507947612
>>507946722 (OP)
The military simply isnt for me. I enjoy doing what I want when I want.
Anonymous (ID: U8/3+9ne) No.507947676
>>507946722 (OP)
>It gives me pride, purpose, and pussy
Pussy ? I've fucked so many military wives its not even funny. I'll probably end up fucking yours too when you're at work.
Purpose ? If you needed to sign your life away to find a purpose you must be pretty retarded.
Pride ? Dying on behalf of Yankee politicians ? Yeah you're more retarded than I first thought
Anonymous (ID: GhHqR0OO) No.507947694
>>507946722 (OP)
Agree, fellow enlistee! Joining the army has changed my life ENTIRELY. I fuck bitches across the globe, get free gibs from the government, eat good food for free (funded by the fellow taxpayers!) and can exploit the system later to get the neetbax. I wish I could the free $40k, but alas, it's too late for me, but maybe not for /pol/ frens?
Anonymous (ID: dAOhXUKq) United States No.507947713
If you need to do stupid shit to get pussy you're fucking worthless.
Anonymous (ID: 3XoaprON) Australia No.507949022
Anonymous (ID: PCsAIeQG) United States No.507949165
>>507946722 (OP)
>memeflag
>uses decimal in $40,000 instead of a comma like a real fucking American

Get off the internet and come out of your tunnel, corporal kikenberg, no one wants to fight this war for you.
Anonymous (ID: yY2hhKlI) United States No.507949206
I'm never dying for jews retard lol