Thread 507946722 - /pol/ [Archived: 1025 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: yVqJNfeG
6/19/2025, 7:15:22 AM No.507946722
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Join the US army is best decision I have made. It gives me pride, purpose, and pussy. Did you know if you quick ship you get extra $40.000 bonus? History needs you. Even if you are retarded you can be something greater than yourself. Don't say 'I won't die for x' the chances of your death are no more than city life, besides you are going dead anyway.
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Anonymous ID: nq2K1AAVUnited States
6/19/2025, 7:19:19 AM No.507947092
>>507946722 (OP)
>israeli psyops can no longer find staff who speak actual english
ngmi
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Anonymous ID: D59EE3WYUnited States
6/19/2025, 7:22:03 AM No.507947336
>>507946722 (OP)
I’d die for x before I’d die for Israel.
Anonymous ID: lFMqjRJkUkraine
6/19/2025, 7:22:33 AM No.507947375
>>507946722 (OP)
Is gay rape and beating common in US army?
Anonymous ID: PCGR2sGkCanada
6/19/2025, 7:23:08 AM No.507947420
What's the army's position on ai generated anal porn of celebrities?
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Anonymous ID: PT02fpFgCanada
6/19/2025, 7:23:14 AM No.507947428
>>507946722 (OP)
Lol good luck. Stare at drone so I can see the fear b4 u pass. Gets me diamonds
Anonymous ID: OqgNrevEUnited States
6/19/2025, 7:23:13 AM No.507947434
>>507947092
They need to outsource to pajeets thanks to their stock exchange taking a hit.
Need to save those shekels now.
Anonymous ID: WXBgmzjvUnited States
6/19/2025, 7:24:08 AM No.507947506
join the army, get deployed, then frag some IDF for America
Anonymous ID: 2xig3KynUnited States
6/19/2025, 7:24:49 AM No.507947565
>Sock puppet bs from the fag who wants you to think they mean to draft you or are dying to recruit you
Anonymous ID: cU/xa+G9
6/19/2025, 7:25:00 AM No.507947581
>>507947420
I guess if its good enough it could handicap foreign forces by trapping them in the goon dungeon
Anonymous ID: 21HPisGpCanada
6/19/2025, 7:25:10 AM No.507947591
>>507946722 (OP)
t. Gaped
Anonymous ID: UH/qERVdUnited States
6/19/2025, 7:25:28 AM No.507947612
>>507946722 (OP)
The military simply isnt for me. I enjoy doing what I want when I want.
Anonymous ID: U8/3+9ne
6/19/2025, 7:26:11 AM No.507947676
>>507946722 (OP)
>It gives me pride, purpose, and pussy
Pussy ? I've fucked so many military wives its not even funny. I'll probably end up fucking yours too when you're at work.
Purpose ? If you needed to sign your life away to find a purpose you must be pretty retarded.
Pride ? Dying on behalf of Yankee politicians ? Yeah you're more retarded than I first thought
Anonymous ID: GhHqR0OO
6/19/2025, 7:26:24 AM No.507947694
>>507946722 (OP)
Agree, fellow enlistee! Joining the army has changed my life ENTIRELY. I fuck bitches across the globe, get free gibs from the government, eat good food for free (funded by the fellow taxpayers!) and can exploit the system later to get the neetbax. I wish I could the free $40k, but alas, it's too late for me, but maybe not for /pol/ frens?
Anonymous ID: dAOhXUKqUnited States
6/19/2025, 7:26:32 AM No.507947713
If you need to do stupid shit to get pussy you're fucking worthless.
Anonymous ID: 3XoaprONAustralia
6/19/2025, 7:42:47 AM No.507949022
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Anonymous ID: PCsAIeQGUnited States
6/19/2025, 7:44:41 AM No.507949165
>>507946722 (OP)
>memeflag
>uses decimal in $40,000 instead of a comma like a real fucking American

Get off the internet and come out of your tunnel, corporal kikenberg, no one wants to fight this war for you.
Anonymous ID: yY2hhKlIUnited States
6/19/2025, 7:45:13 AM No.507949206
I'm never dying for jews retard lol