>how do I avoid the draft /pol/?
you know how

POOP + PEE = NO DRAFT FOR ME

>>507948320 (OP)
you posted it

>>507948320 (OP)

Just say that you're a faggo... oh, never mind

>>507948771
Convert to trannyism. If that fails, convert to islam and be hostile to fellow soldiers/not shake women's hands/be an asshole about halal shit.

>>507948320 (OP)
git gud

>>507948320 (OP)
Just be canadian (i.e. not the 51st state) oh wait
HAHAHAHAHA this is what amerimutts deserve. Thanks in advance for your service

>>507949110
You'll be the 29th state of India, saar. Khalistan will rise in British Columbia. Halal KFCs and Singh Hortons as far as the eye can see.

Total pajeet hindu, muslim, sikh, buddhist, and jain death.

>>507949731
>In 2021, just over 25 million people reported being White in the census, representing close to 70% of the total Canadian population. The vast majority reported being White only, while 2.4% also reported one or more other racialized groups.
>As of the latest American Community Survey in 2023, the US Census Bureau estimates that 60.5% of the US population, or 202,651,650 people, are White

>>507948320 (OP)
Would a nazi logo tattoo on your forehead make you exempt?

Keep saying nigger, like you have Tourette's.

>>507948320 (OP)
Just lie and tell them you've been diagnosed with a conduct disorder. They won't take me and I have papers but they just took my word for it. Sucks because I don't care about the military, I jut wanted to find a way to jump the country live somewhere else.

>>507949938
Is Canada bordering Punjab and Gujarat? And have a war to annex their land in the 1840s? Lol

What a dumbass. Enjoy all your diwalis and Khalistan rallies. Can't wait to see your healthcare system collapse and young people start killing themselves due to economic despair.

>>507950664
>Is Canada bordering Punjab and Gujarat?
I know Americans are bad at geography, but this is pretty bad. What continent do you think Canada is in?

>>507948320 (OP)
say you've attempted suicide
or that you're racist
both disqualify you from service right now

>>507950664
Killing them self? This is Canada. Their regime will kill them, and call it health care.

>why yes mr draft officer, I’ll sign that deferment

This is how it should be, in order:
>Draft prisoners to front lines to fight for lesser sentences
>Draft illegal immigrants to fight for papers
>Draft homeless people (they get free food and accom, life structure, free rehab)
>Drat new legal immigrants (to show their loyalty for their new country)
>Draft common citizens as an absolute last resort
Lefties would have a meltdown over this.

>>507950840
Brah, spics literally hop a wall, dig a tunnel or zerg rush on through the southern border. You purposefully brought in millions of pajeets, across 3 oceans, 5 thousand miles away. Year after year. To the point that Brampton is eviscerated. Niagara falls is full of shit.

So yeah, I'd give you some grace if pajeets and sand niggers were right next door to you, but they're not. There's 3 oceans and thousands of miles apart. Can't wait to see your kids blow their brains out cause they can't buy a house lol.

>>507950926
That or you can't get a scan/test done to see if it's cancer. You'll die waiting or get the test done and hey, it's stage 4 colon cancer. But at least the test was done for free.

Keep on giving parasite pajeets, sand niggers, chinks, niggers, and spics residency and citizenship. Are you having a problem with your pajeets and sand niggers? Spics over here are getting corraled like cattle and deported. Canadians ain't doing shit. Hell, they give em refugee status. Fuck that, let refugees die. I don't give a shit.

>>507951149
Army subsists by throwing shit and mud at the opponent, 50% of army defects or has a mental breakdown

>>507948320 (OP)
1966 Gen X here. I won't be drafted but I will do my part by helping keep the birth rate up.

>>507948771
That used to be how you got promoted.

>>507951543
It would be two birds one stone, cleansing the population and setting the bar low. Once the know the bar is so low you hit them with the good stuff

>>507949938
this. everything is fine guys, don't worry about canada. canada is fine.

>>507951571
>grandpa thinks he can make his dick hard again

>>507948320 (OP)
I work at czech hospital. Currently on vacation. I know many tips and tricks how to do it but i wont tell it because more people will start doing it making it harder for the rest knowers. Lurk more and you might find what you look for. As medical proffesional myself i will tell you it will be much harder to fake some stuff after draft happens. Start now before its too late.

If I got drafted my occupation would have me doing kino work at a distance from the enemy, so I wouldn't be super mad about it. Fuck dying for some cunt sitting at a desk though

>>507951744
also, even if canada was in trouble. most canadians are descendants of ukrainians and the french anyway. so nothing of value will be lost.

>>507948320 (OP)
Don't avoid it but the moment you get a weapon start shooting US kill all soldiers in your squad while they sleep

zog HATES him! Find out how this guy got out of the draft from the comfort of his home with this one simple trick

>>507948320 (OP)
Go live into the mountain, use the terrain to hide where the military can't get you. They are all weak and untrained pussies. A two day walk from civilization is all it takes to become undraftable.

>>507948320 (OP)

I saw documentaries on him, Charlie should have waited until he got out before having a "personality" but he was kind of stupid , he was a hippie and was locked up for "conspiracy", regardless if he was bad or not, it was a literal bullshit charge but NPCs didn't care even back then, I noticed

Government "people" don't want you to have your own mind nor to be your own man, they want to drain the NPC types of any Non Jewish family and then lock up / poison / or kill the "black sheep" in every Non Jewish family

I had no "personality" when I was locked up and sent through their toxic hypocritical bullshit motions

I played the long chess game, they're all going to Hell, Anons

Irreversible damage to their propaganda machine, now everyone knows that Jews and government "people" are liars and hypocrites and scumbags

>>507953641
>they're all going to Hell
hell sounds too good to be real.

>>507948320 (OP)
Intentionally fail the IQ test and psych test.
And accidentally discharge your fire arm into the air multiple times during the outdoor firearms testing.
They won't be legally able to even give you a pen.

All wars are scripted by secret societies. People who agree to and support war are subhuman.

>>507948320 (OP)
>you know how
of course

>>507948320 (OP)
its easy, there wont be one.

>>507948320 (OP)

>>507948320 (OP)
Just claim you have long covid

>>507948914
>be fedoralord nazi
>tactically convert to troonism and Islam
>use maximum spergery to make it everyone else’s problem
>let everyone know you think Israel must be wiped of the face of the earth Allah willing
>get passed by recruiting

Kek

>>507953966

Every two faced hypocrite jewy scumbag is going there Anon, especially Jews / Niggerjews / Piggers / Lbgt reptiles / Government "people" etc

They're going to kill themselves and each other though, I will make sure of it, it's their own karmas

I just pointed to the hypocrisies and will hand them the ropes, while striving towards separations with Straight White Non Jews... Yep.

>>507948320 (OP)
There's not gonna be a draft short of absolutely dire circumstances. They're afraid of the draft because it's probably the one thing that could bring mass politics back in our thoroughly divided and conquered era. The response to the Vietnam draft scared the shit out of them and they know they've already spent any good will and patriotism left in America on the forever wars.

Instead what they'll do is try to financially coerce you into "voluntarily" joining the military by making it the simplest path for young white men to get some semblance of gainful employment and a social safety net. That's why Republikikes have been turning up the heat on "lazy young men" lately.

>>507951149

Nah, parasitic Jews and government "people" to the front lines, they earned it Anon

>>507954169
Don't worry they will have a tactical diaper for you.
The exact same one the IDF soldier got.

>>507955190

Yep "doers" "go getters" "rilly do" "do something

They hate anyone that wants nothing to do with (((them and those)))... that they fucking *OWE* on top of it from decades of jewings and (((rat races)))

Straight White Non Jews are beyond angry and would high score them and they know it

Best move for Straight White Non Jews is separations... Like washing away filth and parasites... You wash your hands of them

((( both liberals and Judeo "conservatives")))

>>507948320 (OP)
Hide your guns in a storage facility and claim you have suicidal and homicidal ideations. That if you're handed a gun you'll shoot others and yourself.

>>507951675
Still is nigger

>>507955482

The Boomer Toomers didn't stand up to anything

Things were shit for "90's kids" and millennials, and guys Hitler and Charlie are fucking tame compared to what guys like me feel and the Bullshit "times".. All of it, Pre-covid was one of the last fucking straws, which I'm still trying to figure it all out, but I have some ideas

But yeah... Don't fuck with me ever again, otherwise dig your own graves, towards the Scumbags Anons yeah

>>507956105

Lot of typos there but you all get the message

I don't have a paid teleprompter team lmao

They can't take in potheads because weed is federally illegal

>>507951897
The draft office is looking for you Igor. You're needed for mine clearing at the front.