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Anonymous (ID: 8Dq4ggIj) No.507964450 >>507964778 >>507964809 >>507964821 >>507964910 >>507964915 >>507964988 >>507965151 >>507965184 >>507965214 >>507965324 >>507965485 >>507965654 >>507965737 >>507965821 >>507965869 >>507965886
My friend caught a teenage girl burglarizing his home, and so he fought back and raped the girl in self defense. While the girl was arrested for burglary, he was arrested for rape even though it seemed to be a clear case of self defense. What can I do to help him? Is there any hope that he will be able to prove this was legitimate force under the castle doctrine?
Anonymous (ID: /P5HCeqZ) Canada No.507964570 >>507965232
This seems like a made up story from a deranged mind
Anonymous (ID: FiYRBqOD) United States No.507964591 >>507965743
Did she cum?
Anonymous (ID: hW4wJ1Iy) Russian Federation No.507964647
>what can I do
give him a high five
Anonymous (ID: /GSE89qp) Japan No.507964665
you were allowed to do that in ancient rome. To boys, as well.
Anonymous (ID: vLjcu2rr) Brazil No.507964694
I wish this was true
Anonymous (ID: jlGfzW2T) Poland No.507964697
This happened to me once.
Anonymous (ID: qUXHGPCM) Switzerland No.507964750
the name of that girl? einbrecherstein
Anonymous (ID: Tce+xfWM) United States No.507964778 >>507965755 >>507965913
>>507964450 (OP)
That's why you kill them afterward instead of calling the cops dumbass
Anonymous (ID: 8s6lPYGB) Australia No.507964809
>>507964450 (OP)
>raped the girl in self defense
Anonymous (ID: jMrLyjW+) United States No.507964821
>>507964450 (OP)
You and your imaginary friend play FATAL, don't you?

(...and I apologize to all non-gamer anons who decide to look that up.)
Anonymous (ID: 2ors6y04) Sweden No.507964828
your… ahem “friend” still raped a minor, retard.

Enjoy your 8 years in maximum security
Anonymous (ID: oyHnwawT) Estonia No.507964857
Ok Prakash
Anonymous (ID: ZjreyytG) United States No.507964910
>>507964450 (OP)
fake story but rape isnt self defense in real countries. the second the person is immobilized, self defense ends and attacking begins. should have just broke her face like a normal person
Anonymous (ID: CFXwPpNY) United States No.507964915
>>507964450 (OP)
>booty
Anonymous (ID: M0o2Qr1z) United States No.507964988 >>507965269
>>507964450 (OP)
You can assault in self defense. You cannot rape in self defense. The point of self defense is that the force you use is necessary to stop the person from committing whatever crime they were going to commit. So let's say you throw a punch. The goal of doing this is either to knock the person out or get them to run the fuck away. Either way, they are no longer a threat to you or your property. Contrast with rape. If you forcibly rape someone, they are restrained, so they are unable to leave your house. Your objective is not to remove them from your house - which was the problem that required you to use self defense - but instead to use their body for your own self pleasure.
Anonymous (ID: MnvEiIiF) United States No.507965151
>>507964450 (OP)
so you took someone and you did that to them and you why did you do that
Anonymous (ID: 7Di81Xzy) Switzerland No.507965184
>>507964450 (OP)
>What can I do to help him?
Smuggle a belt into his jail so he can hang himself. It's tje least you can do.
Anonymous (ID: i6mO/zRz) Germany No.507965214
>>507964450 (OP)
You have to send bunker busting cocks and penetrate her vagina in prison. don't worry your friend has "removed" all guard defenses and the half of the prison population will support you not mention you have a ex prisoner in your niggborghood ready to take over the prison!
Anonymous (ID: 8eTBiU0Q) Spain No.507965232
>>507964570
Bingo, leaf. This is some nigger's wet dream.
Anonymous (ID: 24q5H6u6) Croatia No.507965269
>>507964988
You are an idiot, if the girl was assaulting you, you need to do something to calm her. Rape is way better than outright murdering her
Anonymous (ID: DSScjB6P) United States No.507965324
>>507964450 (OP)
When are they getting married?
Anonymous (ID: UI7spry+) United Kingdom No.507965485
>>507964450 (OP)
Rookie mistake to involve the authorities. They always pull this shit because of quotas. By charging your friend they have now solved 2 crimes for the price of one.
Take a page out of the Austrian's book. Most esteemed gentlemen have a rape dungeon to correct wayward daughters or even dispose of the occasional burglar.
Anonymous (ID: /h7x5PqT) No.507965638
Kill him because no one rapes in self defence. Understanble if he shot her
Anonymous (ID: FDQF7caX) Iceland No.507965654
>>507964450 (OP)
Should have have locker her up in sex dungeon in the basement.
Anonymous (ID: DSScjB6P) United States No.507965688
Still not as good as Russia beauty parlor lady caught criminal sex dungeon. She sexed the criminal so much he cried
Anonymous (ID: u1ok/CvF) Portugal No.507965737
>>507964450 (OP)
>and so he fought back and raped the girl in self defense

I'm like 95% sure there is a greek tale like this.
Anonymous (ID: +RemrxDW) Germany No.507965743
>>507964591
yes
Anonymous (ID: McgJAgg2) United States No.507965755
>>507964778
This. Except don't kill. Just lock her up. Or kill but learn about mummification or taxidermy. Then try to find others so she won't be lonely. If you can drain and dry the bodies so they don't smell it might be good to find costumes like a furry suit to keep them in, in case anyone questions you.
Anonymous (ID: IXVkzEQ3) United States No.507965821
>>507964450 (OP)
Everyone says they'll do it but barely anyone actually does. Big ups to your friend.
Anonymous (ID: umNbRBID) Serbia No.507965835
OPs situation is an obvious lie and he's probably a coomer but it's more profound than you retards are giving it credit for. Society agrees that rape is violence, however it doesn't agree that rape is theft, and it doesn't agree that it's a property crime (that would be demeaning to the whores). So if someone is doing a property crime, stealing, and puts you under threat of violence then it seems only appropriate to respond with violence. It seems dubiously appropriate to respond in kind with property damage and theft.

The inability for modern society to recognize rape as a property crime would solve this dilemma easily. But under the current logic of society's legal and moral system defensive rape is actually a credible response in this situation objectively. It's only because you recoil at any rape as morally reprehensible it doesn't seem appropriate.
Anonymous (ID: jn3m1XNo) United States No.507965869
>>507964450 (OP)
Wasn’t that the plot of a movie
Anonymous (ID: IQ+dg7fI) Canada No.507965876
It's pretty fucked up that you can execute someone who broke into your home and completely extinguish their life, but you can't restrain and batter them to teach them a lesson to never come on your property again.
Anonymous (ID: e/NmG5Wg) No.507965886
>>507964450 (OP)
So that's what the IDF is doing while they are bombed
Anonymous (ID: sf2fHOI1) United States No.507965913
>>507964778
>kill them
>your cum is inside them
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm