Anonymous
ID: +yAM3+wP
6/19/2025, 5:07:29 PM No.507987357
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This is how you evade the draft - /pol/ (#507987357) [Archived: 972 hours ago]
Anonymous
ID: sZdUVIS0
6/19/2025, 5:08:28 PM No.507987436
>>507987357 (OP)
And wind up in a reeducation camp instead
And wind up in a reeducation camp instead
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Anonymous
ID: xhJhzf33
6/19/2025, 5:10:08 PM No.507987571
>>507987436
Better than getting your legs blown off
Better than getting your legs blown off
Anonymous
ID: +yAM3+wP
6/19/2025, 5:25:53 PM No.507989047
>>507987436
better than dying for Israel
better than dying for Israel
Anonymous
ID: aAvD/6XU
6/19/2025, 5:27:57 PM No.507989232
>>507987357 (OP)
Notice how they don’t say he’s wrong they just ruin his life
Notice how they don’t say he’s wrong they just ruin his life
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Anonymous
ID: eAT/lSeg
6/19/2025, 5:28:41 PM No.507989300
>>507987357 (OP)
Damn he's ugly but he's also a chad.
Damn he's ugly but he's also a chad.
Anonymous
ID: KD8mxIVa
6/19/2025, 5:30:23 PM No.507989433
>>507987357 (OP)
>This is how you evade the draft
yeah but you also get demoted or straight up dishonorably discharged
such is fate of being serving in any kind of uniformed service - if you think too much you will be removed one way or another
>This is how you evade the draft
yeah but you also get demoted or straight up dishonorably discharged
such is fate of being serving in any kind of uniformed service - if you think too much you will be removed one way or another
Anonymous
ID: KZsLMp8I
6/19/2025, 5:34:19 PM No.507989775
Anonymous
ID: q7DHujh5
6/19/2025, 5:35:21 PM No.507989851
so mutt freedom of speech is fake too then eh
Birb
ID: /Txd4r2Y
6/19/2025, 5:35:49 PM No.507989893
>>507987357 (OP)
You can also answer the door and throw a Roman salute. Sieg Heil, bitch
You can also answer the door and throw a Roman salute. Sieg Heil, bitch
Anonymous
ID: L1ejDfmO
6/19/2025, 5:35:57 PM No.507989906
>>507987357 (OP)
because you will be thrown into a penal unit to absorb fpv drones on the beaches of shanghai
because you will be thrown into a penal unit to absorb fpv drones on the beaches of shanghai
Anonymous
ID: Liy41V9a
6/19/2025, 5:36:10 PM No.507989933
Anonymous
ID: iO73kl4d
6/19/2025, 5:37:08 PM No.507990008
>>507989232
Funny thing, that
Funny thing, that
Anonymous
ID: EP+zI0+A
6/19/2025, 5:39:35 PM No.507990222
>>507987357 (OP)
I was at a bar that was playing some mainstream propoganda slop on the tv, must have mentioned israel or Iran when some orclike entity in ill fitted camo grunted out something about "weak men scared to fight for their country"
I out loud said people just aren't stupid enough to go die plinking sand monkeys for israeli interests while bean hordes piledrive our home country anymore. His souless gaze locked on me as he started espouting his service record like the McDonald's menu. I said that's quite impressive for a faggot droning brown kids from the safety of 2 countries over.
This must've set off his programming and fired off what little neurons he still had. Couldn't even tell you what the mystery meat monster was squeeling as he thrashed on that poor barstool's unbreakable will.
I scoffed at the spectacle which had to have activated his kill mode. The frothing mess lurched forward and all it took was mild reactive response of avoidance to sidestep and watch the golem trip on himself and come crashing down.
I sat on this beanbag's back and slapped it on the back of his head. He was already teary eyed and farting profusely in impotent rage. Once the whole bar was splitting their sides in laughter I got off and told him it's ok, no hard feelings. The creature scampered away in fright (I guess having to actually fight for once in it's life was too daunting).
Someone yelled out "Simper Fag!" as it barreled out the doors.
Anyway good luck to the homos and losers set up with recruitment duty. Hope you like the taste of Remington-brand pepper
I was at a bar that was playing some mainstream propoganda slop on the tv, must have mentioned israel or Iran when some orclike entity in ill fitted camo grunted out something about "weak men scared to fight for their country"
I out loud said people just aren't stupid enough to go die plinking sand monkeys for israeli interests while bean hordes piledrive our home country anymore. His souless gaze locked on me as he started espouting his service record like the McDonald's menu. I said that's quite impressive for a faggot droning brown kids from the safety of 2 countries over.
This must've set off his programming and fired off what little neurons he still had. Couldn't even tell you what the mystery meat monster was squeeling as he thrashed on that poor barstool's unbreakable will.
I scoffed at the spectacle which had to have activated his kill mode. The frothing mess lurched forward and all it took was mild reactive response of avoidance to sidestep and watch the golem trip on himself and come crashing down.
I sat on this beanbag's back and slapped it on the back of his head. He was already teary eyed and farting profusely in impotent rage. Once the whole bar was splitting their sides in laughter I got off and told him it's ok, no hard feelings. The creature scampered away in fright (I guess having to actually fight for once in it's life was too daunting).
Someone yelled out "Simper Fag!" as it barreled out the doors.
Anyway good luck to the homos and losers set up with recruitment duty. Hope you like the taste of Remington-brand pepper
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Anonymous
ID: iO73kl4d
6/19/2025, 5:40:18 PM No.507990283
Anonymous
ID: kfjnYenm
6/19/2025, 5:41:57 PM No.507990408
>makes memes with ridiculous stupid reasons why you should die for israel
>make them spread all over the internet
For example: you should fight for israel because 75% of congress is jewish
>make them spread all over the internet
For example: you should fight for israel because 75% of congress is jewish
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Anonymous
ID: iO73kl4d
6/19/2025, 5:43:55 PM No.507990585
>>507990408
You don't want Uncle Sam to be sad, would you Anon?
You don't want Uncle Sam to be sad, would you Anon?
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Anonymous
ID: N0ML/QKK
6/19/2025, 5:43:58 PM No.507990589
>>507987357 (OP)
>removed from his position
>not expelled from the military
So he'll go there there as a grunt instead of as a colonel?
>removed from his position
>not expelled from the military
So he'll go there there as a grunt instead of as a colonel?
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Anonymous
ID: iorT/avM
6/19/2025, 5:44:06 PM No.507990594
>>507989232
every single time. they NEVER call you a liar.
every single time. they NEVER call you a liar.
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Anonymous
ID: iO73kl4d
6/19/2025, 5:44:38 PM No.507990627
>>507990589
Probably die in an "unforseen ambush"
Probably die in an "unforseen ambush"
Anonymous
ID: 0on10LtO
6/19/2025, 5:44:45 PM No.507990635
>>507987357 (OP)
Based patriot.
Based patriot.
Anonymous
ID: kfjnYenm
6/19/2025, 5:44:54 PM No.507990653
>>507990585
I want everybody to be sad, burn it all down with no survivors
I want everybody to be sad, burn it all down with no survivors
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Anonymous
ID: iO73kl4d
6/19/2025, 5:45:08 PM No.507990679
>>507990594
Thems the rules
Thems the rules
Anonymous
ID: iO73kl4d
6/19/2025, 5:45:49 PM No.507990746
>>507990653
Still level 4 assmad over Dresden?
Still level 4 assmad over Dresden?
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Anonymous
ID: Aj1JRQrP
6/19/2025, 5:46:56 PM No.507990847
>>507987357 (OP)
nooo we're not "Judeo-supremacists," we just call ourselves the literal Chosen Ones
Crazy how Abrahamism is legally protected when they discriminate against everybody else
nooo we're not "Judeo-supremacists," we just call ourselves the literal Chosen Ones
Crazy how Abrahamism is legally protected when they discriminate against everybody else
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Anonymous
ID: iFTsmvu+
6/19/2025, 5:47:00 PM No.507990853
Anonymous
ID: DaVorEMx
6/19/2025, 5:47:00 PM No.507990854
>say something anti semetic
>Live and get discharged
>Live and get discharged
Anonymous
ID: 2mTAFO/f
6/19/2025, 5:48:30 PM No.507990972
IRL Nathan "I won't die for israel" McCormick.
Anonymous
ID: iO73kl4d
6/19/2025, 5:49:10 PM No.507991026
>>507990847
If you're feeling Neo then you should follow the white rabbit
If you're feeling Neo then you should follow the white rabbit
Anonymous
ID: iO73kl4d
6/19/2025, 5:49:48 PM No.507991081
>>507990847
Jews made the laws. The rest of you just follow them.
Jews made the laws. The rest of you just follow them.
Anonymous
ID: kfjnYenm
6/19/2025, 5:54:02 PM No.507991425
>>507990746
No, mad about current politics. World becomes more retarded every day. Set it back to factory settings and restart.
No, mad about current politics. World becomes more retarded every day. Set it back to factory settings and restart.
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Anonymous
ID: gKqy4aVL
6/19/2025, 6:13:23 PM No.507993006
does the US actually has an alliance with israel?
Anonymous
ID: 66IUzMwE
6/19/2025, 6:14:49 PM No.507993131
>>507987357 (OP)
They made antisemitism illegal in Ukraine right before the war.
They made antisemitism illegal in Ukraine right before the war.
Anonymous
ID: ScSzkSEb
6/19/2025, 6:16:01 PM No.507993231
>>507987357 (OP)
He was based, honestly he should’ve stayed quiet tho, better to have anti-ZOG officers in positions of power even if they have to hide it
He was based, honestly he should’ve stayed quiet tho, better to have anti-ZOG officers in positions of power even if they have to hide it
Anonymous
ID: iO73kl4d
6/19/2025, 6:26:51 PM No.507994169
>>507991425
Oh, if you're mad that shits getting retarded, then I'm genuinely sorry. I just laugh harder. I'm with you on the burning it all down, though.
Oh, if you're mad that shits getting retarded, then I'm genuinely sorry. I just laugh harder. I'm with you on the burning it all down, though.