Thread 507990580

Are you ready to be drafted for Ukraine goy- eh I mean guy?

>>507990580 (OP)
Fuuuck.... How is he even alive?
This is beyond bruutal. But I guess that he'll have to enter an open relationship because he won't be able to pleasure his woman.

>>507990580 (OP)
>>507991210
They're American.
Google Loren and Sabia.
He survived a hemicorporectomy after a forklift accident.

>>507990580 (OP)
meanwhile russian soldiers...

>>507991210
I remember someone posted screenshots on here showing she was on a website fucking other men, even though she's supposedly still with her boyfriend.

>>507991305
>forklift accident
>both arms and lower half of body
Post webm.

>>507990580 (OP)
She's already thinking of leaving him, just look at her face.

>>507990580 (OP)
That was a forklift accident, dumbass

>>507990580 (OP)
>we can't rebuild him
>we don't have the technology
But we can keep him existing and suffering for another 70 years.

>>507990580 (OP)
that wasnt a war injury he flipped a skidsteer

>>507992016
Women very rarely outright cancel a relationship. Even if nothing happens for months, they prefer to pretend they are still in one, instead of being "single". You will hardly ever find a woman who is officially single. Their minds are weird.

>>507990580 (OP)
We are able to give women penises, why can't they give this guy a penis?

>>507992682
no penis for you

>>507992670
lauren probably wanted her to do it. so he could fap to it with his phantom penis

>>507990580 (OP)
Why do they bother saving people in situations like this? I'd rather be dead than lose half my body. Just put a bullet in my head and end my misery.

>>507990580 (OP)
anyone have pictures of her with her new bf?

>>507992981
He can still watch movies.

But he should avoid watching arousing movies for obvious reasons...

>>507990580 (OP)
That guy got hurt in a forklift accident you faglord.

>>507990580 (OP)
> kikes
> lying
You will soon be genocide, yes, this time for REAL. A REAL SHOAH.

>>507992335
He got a big payout from the construction firm he worked for because they instructed him to use the forklift when he wasn't qualified to operate it. I think shes hanging round hoping he checks out so she can get all the compensation bux. They married within a year after the accident so she's now next of kin. Just my assessment

>>507992335
that was many years ago. they've since gotten a huge following on their youtube channel where they still upload videos

>>507993243
>You will soon be genocide, yes, this time for REAL. A REAL SHOAH.
Never going to happen. If anyone gets genocided it will be shitskins.

Let people die, holy shit. I wouldn't wish such an outcome upon my worst enemy.

>>507992133
There's no webm. His forklift tumbled down a hillside. He tried to jump free but ended up falling alongside it, getting chopped up on the way

>>507993460
>kike got mad
Kike, soon than later people will start killing you, again. sandniggers hate you, mutt youth hate you, boomers are dying.. Your future is GRIM.

YOU VILL GENOCIDE AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY.

Nah, your government will just speak words words and words, aand actually do absolutely nothing but allow Russia to slowly expand it's borders closer and closer to your homeland, and instead you will be sent to die for Israel in some middle-eastern desert.

Would

>>507992981
He can still eat pucci, knowhatimsayin

>>507991210
>>507992016
>>507992682
>>507993180
>>507994333
It's not like he will have a libido for any of those activities. Without his balls, his testosterone will go to minimal levels.
Also he can play games, I knew a tetraplegic guy who played games using only his mouth via quadstick.

>>507990580 (OP)
Two more weeks, Hans from Bayern oblast

>>507992682
They can't give a woman a penis.
Stop it

>>507995119
How the fuck do you know these people?
>bro I knew a homeless 4th degree burn victim with AIDS
Yeah sure thing

>>507996027
He used to stream on Twitch. I haven't seen him in a long time.
He was having problems with pressure wounds, so he literally couldn't stay sit anymore. I don't know how he is doing now, but I hope he is doing ok.
He used to play COD everyday.
>Picrel is not him.

>>507991532
Based Shelley-bro

>>507990580 (OP)
>Prison for refusal
>Or pic related
You can break out of prison or do your time
You can't break out of Fubar like that

>>507990580 (OP)
Sorry fellow gentile, Israel needs me more.

>>507992133
forklifts are no joke dude. they teach you to stay in the cab if it tips over for a reason

>>507996027
He lives on a Continental country
You live in a place smaller than New Mexico, our life experiences are not the same
To compare to a Brazilian, Canadian or Americans life experiences, you would have to do more than just visit your neighboring nation states or take a train through them
You would have to have moved to and lived amongst the people of that nation state for several years, before living in another nation state for several years, and another, and then finally returning to your home state sometime in your 40s with a fresh outlook on your home state and towns.

Your life experiences in the eyes of this American amount to someone who was born and raised in Oklahoma, and lived their entire lives there and never saw a reason to leave.

That's the difference in life and worldly experience between you and that Brazilian in my eyes

>>507998974
What a weird thing to be proud of lmao. At least unlike you I know several languages. You probably only speak English. And yet you have the audacity of implying I'm uncultured. Please do us all a favor and kys yourself.

>>507990580 (OP)
Okay Genuine question, how does he poop?

>>507990580 (OP)
Someone should make this world orc free.
The free men of the West must defend their lands from Sauron's slave races of Rhûn and Harad!

>>507990580 (OP)
Poor, poor man. I pray he will bathe in utter replenishment in heaven.

>>507992981
His case was on PubMed or other medical studies I don't remember
The firefighters that came to reçue him after he was stuck under the forklift that crushed him if he wanted to be rescued and he said
Or that was the surgeons later at the hospital who asked him
I don't remember

the girl is, "no, fuck this, i need a way out"

>>507999580
>Muh languages
Lol I knew that post was gonna make you cope KEK

>>507990580 (OP)
Less than 1% chance she stays with him long-term. Only as long as she gets enough sympathy points and virtue signaling out of it and then she's done