Thread 507995760

HOW DO I STOP MY PARENTS FROM FEEDING MY DOG? I will try every single solution you post starting with the least violent. My pupper is worse than pic related and now struggles to walk, dragging her guts on the ground. They think it's tee hee hilarious that I have a big floofy chonko and I have desperately tried to get her thinner, I literally don't feed her and havent for 6 months and try to make her walk every single day, I even try to take her swimming once a week. The second I turn my back my parents are throwing food at her every fucking time. When I tell them she doesn't need food they always coo and cluck BUT SHE HAS TO HAVE SOMETHING YOU CAN'T JUST SKIP A MEAL.

If none of your solutions work I will murder my parents with a fumigant.

>>507995760 (OP)
steal their dog

Stop feeding your parents.

>>507995854
IT'S MY FUCKING DOG. I go to work for 8 hours and come home and it's puking up fucking steak and eggs into the yard, they drive by and throw it over the fence. If I lock her inside they'll put bread slices through the letterbox. I am deadly serious about this problem it's not a fucking joke I am going fucking insane.

Get a vet to take a look at her and make them listen to the vet, who will almost certainly tell them that they're feeding it to death

>>507996003
Oh they're crazy

>>507996003
>my dog
>give up control for over 8hrs a day
Sounds like you didn't know what you signed up for.

>>507995760 (OP)
Take it to a vet and get the vet to tell them. Your parents don't value your intelligence because they are stuck on you being a child and they the adult. Boomers worship doctors and they will either listen to the vet or suffer extreme guilt as they watch the dog's symptoms worsen.

>>507995760 (OP)
>>507996003
Your parents are mentally deranged.

Threaten to call the cops if they continue.
Tell them you'll have them checked by a psychiatrist and have their power of attorney removed.

1. you shouldn't have a dog if you're gone 8 hours of the day. you don't even do anything with her of any worth or meaning, just keeping her around for occasional cheap affection. send her to a no-kill shelter if there's one that has space nearby. you are not a good owner
2. kill your parents anyway

>>507996019
The vet tried showing them the diagram and they pointed to her rolls and said "those are ribs".

I don't think they're crazy I think they know exactly what they are doing, I think they are stubborn jealous narcissists who are purposefully trying to ruin my reputation by making be look like a disgusting animal abuser. I fucking hate the way people look at me when I try to excersize my dog.

What can be done short of cold blooded murder? I can't quit my job at the moment and care for her full time, or take her to work because I work in a food factory. Do you think I should put her in a kennel home for a month and give them the vet's diet plan? I don't want to abandon her like that but not seeing any other choices.

>>507996570
The dog is with me for 138 hours a week.

>>507996249
Good idea.

>>507996586
>jealous narcissists who are purposefully trying to ruin my reputation by making be look like a disgusting animal abuser.
See>>507996249

>>507995760 (OP)
take him to a chinese restaurant. one man's pupper is another man's supper.

>>507995760 (OP)
Your parents sound psychotic. Steal the dog before they kill it.

>>507996003
sounds like your parents are actual crazy people. you only beat crazy through superior craziness. either have a blowup screaming match with your parents and say all sorts of horrible shit about your mom in front of your dad, OR you just beat your dads ass. you'd be surprised how many of a man's problems can be solved by lumping up his old man in front of the bitch he fucks

get some ozempic for your dog

>>507995760 (OP)
Diet dog food and plenty of exercise, best to consult your veterinarian for proper advice.

>>507997147
I'm really liking the idea of using my dog's weight as leverage to get power of attorney. It's mostly dad feeding the dog so I'll talk with a lawyer about collecting evidence to demonstrate he isn't sound of mind.

Drop her off at a daycare facility while you're at work. They won't feed her if you tell them not to, plus she'll get exercise. If not, find someone else other than your parents to watch her while you're gone.

>>507997378
I do not feed the dog. I understand how body fat works, a fat dog needs fresh water, not food. I haven't fed her for 6 months and she is supposed to weigh 10kg for her breed not 28kg.

>>507995760 (OP)
move out you fucking retard

>>507995760 (OP)
Murder/suicide

Argue with them. If they don't listen, take your dog somewhere else maybe your own place or something. Get your own place or give dog to someone else to care until you get your own place

feed it better food.
muzzle it when its not food time

>>507997634
It's literally not their dog, it's my dog, at my house, in my street. They come over all the time uninvited and do this shit. They also go through my trash I've had to lock my recycling bin with a padlock.

>>507997634
It's literally his house. Parents live separate.

>>507995760 (OP)
They're trying to kill the dog and have you move onto kids. I don't disagree but there are better ways.

>>507995760 (OP)
Go and grab a gun. While your parents are fees ng your fat dog, shoot her in front of them. Then explain to them that you will defend to the death the things that you love. This should force your parents to realize that they should never step wrong around you again.

>>507997809
>it's my dog, at my house, in my street. They come over all the time uninvited and do this shit
Holy shit lock your door
Why can't you control you own fucking life?

>>507997809
M8 change the damn locks then

>>507995760 (OP)
underage b&
otherwise just take the fucking thing away and treat it properly
captcha even called you gay mate

>>507997999
the door is my letterbox retardo. I can't just seal my letterbox and let my dog shit in the house all day.

>>507997961
Strong consider.

>>507996003
You are killing my dog

>>507998158
So you have a trespassing problem. Deal with it accordingly.

>>507996003
Can't you report them to animal protective services or something?

>>507995760 (OP)
Any means necessary. Any moment that you miss out on because your faggot parents fed your dog too much will eat away at you for the rest of your life. There is NO LIMIT to how far you can take this. You must do ANYTHING IT TAKES. I'm rooting for you. If it were me, I'd take the doggo and run. I'd do ANYTHING. Anything.

Post the pics on /b/ when you'll have murder your parents.

>>507996003
get your dog into some position where you can set up traps when they try to make their way to it

think bear traps, punji stick pits, etc
explain to them that you've boobytrapped the area and that they are to feed the dog no more

>>507995760 (OP)
Anon you have to tell them than dogs should not eat sodiun or sugar, and most things have a ton of sodium and sugar. It damages his liver, kidneys, and pancreas.

Tell them that he is going to die if they not stop!

Or maybe team up with a Veterinatian. Take your dog to take some blood studies to chek him up. And then make the vet to exagerate, to tell them that the dog only has a coubple of months to live is he continue to eat like this.

They have to undrstand that they are killing him faster!

>>507995760 (OP)
This, but my parents and I. It's like they hate me for managing to stop being comically obese. They don't talk about anything except fucking food
>here, eat
>you train so hard, eat more
>running every day must be exhausting, here have some yummy slop
>I bough a fucking cargo container of sweets, eat up anon
I'm so fucking tired

>>507995760 (OP)
Chop off your penis. It's the only solution.

>>507995760 (OP)
Get them to sign a liability waiver promising to not feed your dog, let some time pass, complain about kiwis in the litterbin or some shit and put rat poison food where the kibble normally goes
If they poison your dog bring them to small claims court

Your parents sound like subhumans and you should consider beating them within an inch of their life if they don't fuck off permanently from your property

>>507995760 (OP)
What is that thing where you feed your mate to make them fat? Your parents are doing that. Also, hate to break it to you but you live in parasite worm planet. You cannot win against your parents, the only escape from the ego-worm is to seek enlightenment. Then you will gradually see that everyone around you is like a demon trying to inflict suffering on themselves and others. You cannot solve the problem with the mind.

https://youtu.be/iL8LBgK-DRo?si=d4jSwzfOqInMNflx

>>507996249
>>507995760 (OP)
*PUNCH*
*KICK
*SLAP*
Take CARE OF YOUR FUCKING DOG YOU USELESS ZOOMER. OR ELSE SEND IT BACK FROM WHENCE iT CAME.

YOUR PARENTS ARE TAKING CARE OF YOUR DOG A LOT BETTER THAN YOU STARVING IT YOU FUCKING USELESS WAGIE CAGIE ZOOMER.

>>507999022
>You cannot win against your parents
Quite literally just move into a new home and block them on facebook

>>507998158
Get an actual letter box, for the wall

Move out of your parents place. Kennel the dog while your gone. Speak with your parents. Tell them the dog died. Kill everyone.

>>507995760 (OP)
Post pic of your dog so I know what I'm working with.
t. Dr. Chud, Veterinarian

>>507995760 (OP)
>>>/adv/
faggot
Also, smother your unhinged boomer cancer parents

>>507995760 (OP)
>>507996003
Do you really want to ruin your relation with your genitors, maybe forever, over a fucking dog? It's a DOG bro. They are your parents. Just shoot your dog in the face and get over it if it pain you sooo much to see a fat dog.
I bet your pupper love it too. Dogs love nothing more than food, why are you denying her some happiness?

>>507995760 (OP)
Nothing will work, no matter what you tell them they'll give it food in secret. My grandparent's dog got so fucking fat it broke a leg while getting down from the couch. They gave it jamon, cheese and whatever they were eating with each meal under the table. The whole family told them a thousand times to stop it and they didn't listen at all.

People who feed dogs to that point won't see a fault in it no matter how bad it gets.

>>507996163
And if they still keep feeding him after that, OP will know beyond a doubt that its malicious and can take steps on those grounds.

Holy shit what a bunch of PETA fags in this thread.

Go back to play Tamagotchi and Pokemon you useless pieces of shits and watch as you kill even a lousy digital pet.
Go get some children so you shut the fuck up about how hard it is to raise animals, let alone people before you yell at your parents doing normal parenting unlike your retarded selves wagecucking all day.

>>507996003
Have you tried hitting them?

>>507999328
>feeding ungodly amounts of food to a child replacement (dog) is good parenting
Flag checks out, rope yourself

>>507999127
God we really need to make this shit illegal so you piece of shit new-gen stop ruining yourselves.

But hey go pay rent for the rest of your life, get an ugly obese gf, get a dog you can't take care of, go order McDonalds all day everyday.

Bunch of fucking gen-zombies.

>>507995760 (OP)
throw a glass against the wall if you see them doing it again. than will scare them, a glass is cheap, and isn't a crime.

>>507999434
What would a poorfag like you know about food, Poland? Go back to eating cabbage like a rabbit.

>>507995760 (OP)
You're not chinese, are you? They could be trying to fatten it up..

>>507995760 (OP)
Beat the fuck out of them and establish dominance. But you won't because you're weak and being dominated by fat boomer retards.

>>507996003
Simple. Get a restraining order against your parents. If they continue after that, then you have them arrested.

>>507999565
and flag would check out.. RIP heckin fatso pupperino

>>507999256
This.

just beat the shit out of your parents for abusing your dog then call the police on them. most developed countries have laws against animal abuse.

>>507996003
Get rid of the letter box and get a retraining order against your parents.

>>507996249
This. If they're that insane, this is your best option.

>>507999500
It's moving out or helicopter parents that secretly destroy you. Always choose #1.

>>507999022
Yes you can, it sounds like some form of npd which is annoying asf but you can cut them off completely.

>>507996003
KEK that's harassment, your parents are desperate for a grandson. Tell them they'll never see a grandson if they feed your dog once more, and make it dramatic.

>>507999832
No I mean you'll never stop them from feeding the dog. They are growing the constipation, the food rots in the colon, then the parasites grow.

get your own place

have you tried talking to them. Really, talking?

>>507999328
Just kill yourself you brown subhuman, do the world a favor.

>>507996586
Sounds like its about control, of you. Being a controlfreak and the image thing fit in with npd, narcissistic disorder. Those will never listen, they will only play their own game. Cut them off if possible, certainly cut off all access to your dog.

>>507995760 (OP)
I also have retarded boomer obese hoarder parents that I can't understand how I'm even related to them. I've fasted 40 days and nights only water.

>>508000024
They won't stop themselves, but you can cut off access to the dog.

>>507995760 (OP)
Shoot thst bitch in the head

>>507995760 (OP)
dog will last 2 weeks without food and just water eloctrolytes and some sugar at 5% water/sugar, get that dog sorted out you utter fucking faggot

>>508001140

shoot you in the fucking head you life hating prick

>>508001175
and salt, sea salt btw

OP post your heckin chungus pupper or you're a lying fag

>>507996003
Get a security camera to document this behavior and report them to the police after you've obtained evidence

>>507997809
that is fucking insane you might need to get the police involved. sure it’s family but that’s your property they’re invading.

>>507996003
Cameras and a trespass order they are abusing your dog you must let them know as long as that behavior continues they are not welcome on your property.

>>507996003
Block the letter box you fucking retard

OP neglecting the thread like he neglects his dog

its because you still live with your parents and because you're probably a manchild collecting plastic robot toys (no shame here, most of us are) that they are unable on an instinctual level to recognize your sovereignty over your own domain, in this case your dog, because they still feel you and by extension your dog are in their domain. thats why they will never do what you tell them. and since they are clearly dumb people they will never be able to use logic and reason to overcome feels. and also because they are so dumb they are bad at recognizing danger or taking a threat seriously so they are blissfully ignorant of the threat to the dogs health and probably dont even eat healthy themselves

>>507996003
Crate train your dog. Problem solved.

>>507995760 (OP)
FUCK I'M IN THE SAME SITUATION ANON AAAA MY GIRL IS SO FAT