Thread 508007323

If wolves could vote using their paw prints, who would they vote for?

>>508007323 (OP)
why would they use their paw prints? why can't they talk in our fantasy?

>>508007323 (OP)
oh, so you're denying mail-in paw prints? fucking nazi

they'd vote for the greens you fucking retard or anyone who was anti-hunter.

the only reason i'm making this post is to point out how this underlines rightoid hypocrisy. they will co-opt the imagery of strong animals like lions and wolves while allowing megacorps to clear cut forests, piss and shit toxic chemicals into the environment, and personally hunt those animals to extermination for fun.

if you think large mammal predators are cool, you should vote left wing. because the right wing will kill all of them, despite pretending to be the party of cool animals.

Me and the people I like, much like eagles and lions would. The people I don't like would be voted for by dung beetles, mosquitoes, roaches, etc.

>>508007323 (OP)
Uh, they’d probably vote for a wolf. Maybe wolf Hitler?

>>508007690
I highly doubt they would vote for an extremely pro-immigrant party

Some animals are smart enough to theoretically have political opinions, but convincing them to care would be harder than building a space elevator. It would be the hardest educational challenge ever attempted.

Dogs can learn English with the use of soundboards. It's likely possible in theory, if you immerse wolves in an educational environment for their whole lives, to get them to express a political opinion or two. But it'd be a massive waste of resources, and you'd be giving bad lives to the wolves, too.

Now, if you could do wolfy life extension, training extremely long-lived wolves to think politically might become coherent...

>>508007821
they would vote for whatever party didn't let people literally fucking kill them.

>>508007323 (OP)
a whale

>>508007899
Every party is run by jews which hate nature and especially wolves.

>>508007958
why do you even bother posting

>>508007323 (OP)
Whomever would clone Kiira Korpi enough for all of us to have her for fuck dolls.

>>508007323 (OP)
we dont need more white women in power

>>508007690
Libs want to flatten all of nature into a parking lot just as much, as long as there's a pride flag on it

>>508008111
>durr hurr hurr muh both sides
trump is literally in the process of selling off federal land in your country to megacorps to rape and exploit

i can never tell if you people are really as ignorant as you pretend to be or just deliberately and maliciously lying.

>>508007899
>they would vote for whatever party didn't let people literally fucking kill them
Your lack of self awareness is cute, chinkbug

>>508007838
>Dogs can learn English with the use of soundboards
Don’t tell me you actually believe those retarded tiktok videos of a dog pressing “FEED ME… BITCH” buttons are signs they understand English. It’s just a trick at the end of the day. The owner rewards the dog for pressing buttons and it does it again for a treat

>>508007690
This

I did an online autism test on my Chihuahua. Turns out he's "moderately autistic". I think he'd vote lib dem

>>508008192
It's brapitalism desu

>>508008952
in hindsight you are based and i withdraw my shitposting.

>>508007838
Dogs would just vote for whoever promises them the most treats.

The biggest wolf

>>508008003
To make jew shills like you seethe
btw if wolves could vote they would elect someone to kill you specifically

>>508013446
It's my image for economic issues and yours for social issues

>>508007323 (OP)
This thread is a Trojan Horse designed to give someone an excuse to post furry propaganda. This thread is under quarantine by Humanity Protection Force, deviants will not be tolerated.

>>508007323 (OP)
Rome

>>508013715
Perhaps. Could you provide some examples?

>>508007323 (OP)
A third party candidate